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Chapter 116 The Indulgence of a Little Farewell Reunion
In July of the 11th year of Yingfei, Daye Kingdom experienced continuous heavy rain that has not been seen in decades. The Wen River, a tributary of the Minjiang River, flooded during the flood season, and the nearby villages and towns were deeply affected by the flooding and washed away countless times.Emperor Yexuan was worried about the people's livelihood and wanted to go to pay for the relief in person, but the dragon's body was ill and could not make the trip, so he appointed the Lord of the East Palace, Mo You, to bring two second-rank officials from the court to the disaster relief, and the people's hearts were assured.
This is a relevant record in the history book "Dayezhi". The fact is that someone feels sorry for someone's inconvenience and wishes to tie him up at home, so he volunteered to do something for the country and the people. That person is really embarrassed To discourage his enthusiasm for serving the country, he had no choice but to let him go.
Yueming Town is a small town in the upper reaches of the Wen River, and it was also the place that was first and most affected by the disaster.Although it's called Yueming, the people here haven't seen the bright moonlight for a long time because of the torrential rain for half a month.
Almost all the villagers have been dismissed, and currently there are only Mo You and his party in the town and some people from nearby villages and towns who came to help control the water.
"Your Highness, it's late at night, you should rest earlier."
It's past the third watch, and Mo You is still squatting on the ground with a few master craftsmen, painting and drawing, not knowing what they are adding up.The local county magistrate said that the Lord was a middle-aged man in his forties, with a serious face, and his mustache remained submissive because of his expressionless face. Mo You often made fun of his honor behind his back .
Only then did Mo You look up at the night outside the window, it was really late.I still have to be busy tomorrow morning, so I asked everyone to disperse, and I took a piece of paper and handed it to Master Yan, and asked him to help prepare it early tomorrow morning.
"This... dare to ask Your Highness, what is this?"
Master Yan looked at the crumpled paper with clay, sand, stones, iron bars, etc. written in crooked calligraphy, and couldn't help wondering.Mo You smiled and didn't explain in detail. You can't tell him that he wants to make concrete in modern society and build a dam with a reinforced concrete structure?
The structure of the dam was discussed with several master craftsmen just now, and a rough design has been roughly designed. It should not be a big problem if it is combined with several other capable people in construction tomorrow morning.The key now lies in this raw material. As long as the original reinforced concrete can be poured, it will not be difficult to build the dam. In this way, the water control of this side will be half successful.
Touching his dizzy forehead and staggering back to the room, Mo You couldn't help taking a few deep breaths of relaxation.After staying up all night for several days in a row, he, an energetic person, felt very tired, his eyelids were about to fight, and his face was covered with green stubble. That was good, he looked more like a mature man who was about to be thirty. It would be better if his relatives, Xiao Ran, saw it, so that he would not always worry about how old he was.
The corner of Mo You's mouth twitched uncontrollably at the thought of that man's handsome face pretending to be displeased. At the age of 36, it is obviously the most charming time, and he has been pampered for many years, so he has been well maintained, but he loves to worry about things, and what he cares about most is Mo You's baby face that doesn't grow up.
Xiao Ran... I haven't seen him for almost a month. I really miss him. I don't know if the little guy in his stomach has grown up, and has he made trouble with him?
With a gentle smile on his lips, he opened the door by the dim light in the corridor, but immediately found that the atmosphere around him was a little different.
"Who?"
He was vigilant with a hidden weapon in his hand, but Master Yan's familiar voice came from outside the window.
"Your Highness calm down, it's the humble minister who said Zining."
"Master Yan? Didn't you just say you're fine, why don't you go back to rest?"
Mo You lighted the candle and looked at the person standing by the door with a puzzled face, only then did he notice a petite young man following him, but his face was not clearly visible in the darkness.
"Ahem...His Highness has been in this county to control the water for many days, and has worked hard for many days, but the humble minister is unable to share His worries. It really deserves to be damned. This child is a servant who has been brought up by my wife. She looks decent and has never served him before. Damn, today... today I want to..."
"You want to give him to Bengong?"
Mo You couldn't help being stunned, if his relatives, Xiao Ran, were to find out, would they knock his head off?
"You raise your head and tell me, how old is this year?"
Looking at the frail young man kneeling in front of him, no more than 16 years old at most, Mo You couldn't help feeling pity, so she asked him a few more questions.That young man was indeed a sensible man, seeing that Mo You had never chased him away, knowing that he still had hope, he caught the soft light of sympathy in his eyes, and began to weep and reminisce about his life experience.
Seeing that the two of them had already talked, Yan Zining would not stay here to get in the way, so he found a reason to back down, but Mo You grabbed him and smiled innocently.
"My lord, I was born in Jianghu in my early years. I can do everything by myself. There is no need for someone to take care of me. This child is very good. You can take it home and cultivate it."
"Your Highness means...you don't need him to serve you tonight?"
Yan Zining stared blankly at Mo You's innocent face, feeling embarrassed for a while, neither advancing nor retreating for a while.
"I told you to take him away, so get out!"
Suddenly there was a burst of drinking from behind the screen, and the three present were all stunned, and Mr. Yan and the young man looked at each other in shock.
This voice... seemed murderous, so scary.
Could it be someone sent by His Majesty to monitor the Queen?The queen is a man, so His Majesty is even more afraid that he will be promiscuous outside and cuckold him, right?Why!Why didn't I think of this, but went to touch the tiger's beard!
The more Yan Zining thought about it, the more frightened he became, his face turned red, then white, then green, he glanced into the screen in horror, and then looked at Mo You inquiringly, only to see him nodding his head heroically.
Hum... There was a roar in my head.
"My lord, let's go, I will take care of everything!"
Seeing Mo You rushing over to push him and the young man out of the door, Yan Zining trembled even more in his heart, said a word of resignation out of tune, then dragged the child to the gate of the yard and almost fell One fall.
"Hahaha!"
Mo You couldn't hold back the burst of laughter anymore, and after closing the door, she still lay down on the door and laughed for a while.Suddenly, I realized that the room was too quiet, so I rushed to the back of the screen, and I saw the man half-lying on the couch with his eyes closed, as if I was asleep and don't come here.
"I know it's you. How many times have I told you not to come or not to come, but you are disobedient and don't think about what kind of body you are now. How good it is to move your fetus!"
Mo You rushed forward and hugged the person tightly in her arms, and then began a long series of reprimands like a cannonball.
"Sit comfortably in a good carriage, what are you afraid of? I was still riding a horse when I was pregnant with Huaner Muer. Besides, if I didn't come, wouldn't you be eaten?"
Unexpectedly, the man didn't appreciate it, and stretched out a white finger to poke his chest vigorously, with a pair of phoenix eyes that seemed to be a smile, and the corners of his lips were slightly hooked.
"Who said that they are big bad wolves, and I am not a little white rabbit!"
Mo You's heart was itchy from being poked by him, and her hands wrapped around his body more tightly, feeling that Yuanlong in his abdomen seemed to be much bigger than when he left.
"Hmph, that's true, some people are the best at pretending to be pigs and eating tigers."
Feng Xiaoran obviously doesn't give him face at all, he has learned a lot of modern vocabulary from him over the years, and now he uses what he has learned to make fun of him.
"Xiao Ran, I can't say enough about you now..."
A pair of big misty eyes blinked pitifully at the man's face, which made him sneer.
"Look, it's wind or rain. What are you doing with your hands? Don't make trouble, I...I...vomit!"
There was a surge in his chest, without any sign at all, Feng Xiaoran vomited on his stomach on the edge of the bed. Seeing him dragging his stomach with one hand and coughing up and down, Mo You panicked all of a sudden. After all, his last pregnancy was ten years old. It happened years ago... He even forgot that there would be such painful torture during pregnancy.
"how is it going?"
After frantically patting his back and rubbing his chest, the man finally calmed down and leaned against Mo You's chest panting.Slowly opened his shiny pink eyes and looked at the man with a smile, only to see that his still beautiful lotus face was all wrinkled together.
"I knew I shouldn't let you get pregnant. Look at how hard it has been for more than five months. Xiao Ran, you are not in your 20s after all..."
"Okay, what are you talking about, you don't need to remind me that I am old, and you are still very young."
Seeing that the person in his arms turned cold, Mo You knew he couldn't say any more.He has been looking forward to this child for a long time, and this pregnancy is indeed harder than before, and he is not by his side yet, thinking about it, he is still sorry for him.
"Um……"
Hearing that the man was breathing heavily, Mo You couldn't help but reached out to comfort him, but he pushed him away.
"Don't make trouble with me, it's so hot in your room, it's very stuffy."
Feng Xiaoran's body temperature is higher than that of ordinary people, and he is already very tired after a long journey. It is naturally uncomfortable to be stuffy in the house on a hot day. He was vomiting and coughing just now, and he was also sweating all over.At this moment, Mo You had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly thought that there is a bamboo forest behind the resort, a lotus pond, very quiet.
"How about I accompany you to the pavilion in the bamboo forest to rest? Let's enjoy the shade."
"Well, but I can't walk."
"Don't dare to work on my wife, my lord, naturally let the young one do it for me."
He opened the door and whispered a few words to Xiao Ying who was guarding outside, and then Mo You went back to the house to help the man up, without saying a word, picked him up horizontally, and flew all the way to the back mountain.
"Sorrow, have I gained a lot of weight?"
"..."
"Sorrow, do you not like me anymore?"
"...Xiao Ran, are you afraid that I'm too angry and have to let it out?"
With a wry smile, he kissed the man's red lips hard, and the man let out a smirk in satisfaction, and tightened the arms around his neck.
One side of the simple octagonal gazebo, now a bamboo couch has been placed inside, one side is a few meters long, and small tea dishes are neatly arranged, Feng Xiaoran is placed firmly on the couch, he can't help but smile; "Xiao Ying is getting more and more I understand people's hearts, and I have become a lot more slippery with you these years."
"What is slippery, this is considerate, okay?"
He took a bite of the shoulder that was slightly exposed under the man's summer shirt, and Mo You retorted bitterly, but his subordinates walked around his body in a restless manner. At first, they kneaded his waist obediently, and soon Quickly poked forward ambiguously, and slowly slid down in circles along his bulging belly due to pregnancy, and gently covered the extremely private and tender skin between his thighs.
"Um... what do you want to do?"
Feng Xiaoran's body has become very sensitive since she was pregnant, and he has not relieved Mo You for so long, now that he is hugged and caressed in his arms, the fire of lust in his heart is naturally burning immediately, but Considering the fetus in the womb, he didn't dare to be very presumptuous, and wanted to reject him, but his wicked hands were whirling around the parts of his body that were urgently needed to be comforted. The comfortable feeling made him unable to resist, so he could only twist it in vain. body, but couldn't tell him to stop.
"Don't worry, it's been more than five months, nothing will happen. Xiao Ran, I miss you so much."
Feeling that his lover's body was gradually excited under his caress, Mo You whispered comforting words in his ear, wrapped his soft body with one hand, and began to hold his avatar that had raised his head with the other hand.
"Xiao Ran likes me more and more now!"
"Don't be verbose, hurry up!"
"..."
Gently hugging him and laying on the couch, thinking about the cool evening breeze or fearing that he would be caught by the wind, she didn't dare to take off all his clothes, but just lifted up the robe under her body, took off her underwear, and stretched out her hand towards him Just as he touched the soft and moist folds between his buttocks, he heard a muffled groan.
"What, is it a stomachache? Did I hurt you?"
Mo You immediately became nervous, and hurriedly turned the man's body to examine his face carefully.
"No, I'm fine. Do whatever you want, don't dawdle."
Feng Xiaoran blushed and turned his head away, how dare he let him know that it was because he touched his place just now, and he almost moaned out of excitement.It's all this guy who has trained his body to be so sensitive. If he finds out, he must be so proud!
Seeing his shame and indignation, Mo You also guessed something in his heart, of course he didn't dare to say anything to provoke him, it's not fun to have a flatulence, and when he stretched out his hand to his backyard, it was already wet there, a little The mouth of the acupuncture point was tightly contracted, and after flicking it with his fingers a few times, there was still sticky and warm milu flowing out of it.
"You! Don't do it, I... um... ah!"
Mo You stretched her fingers into the still very tight tunnel and kneaded and fondled it repeatedly. The force was neither light nor heavy, the most terrible thing, which only made Feng Xiaoran feel hot all over, but there was no way to relieve it.One hand firmly grasped the thin blanket on the bamboo couch, and the other pressed the hand that the man was rubbing repeatedly on his big belly, but was held tightly by the man, his palm was warm and strong, and the faint heat flowed straight to the mouth. heart.
His hand gradually moved down, grasped the jade stem in front of him, and repeatedly moved it up and down, and the hand buried deep in his flower hole did not relax at all, kneading and thrusting repeatedly, causing him to throw it away completely. What face is reserved, moaned one after another.
"Um... ah!"
"Hey, wait for me this time!"
Seeing the lewd and indulgent expression on his face, Mo You knew that he was about to be released, so he hurriedly stepped up and entered his body, fully opened and lubricated, making it easy to enter, Feng Xiaoran hardly felt any pain, only There is boundless pleasure, which quickly engulfs him.
uh... ah...
Involuntarily biting the man's body tightly, Mo You was almost uncontrollably vented by his contraction.Steady his breath and began to thrust regularly, at first he didn't dare to use too much force, but gradually the two got closer and closer, and then he slowly sank into it.But seeing that person frown deeply when he was excited, he was shocked again.
"You can tell me where you feel uncomfortable, don't stand up by yourself."
"It's okay, it's just that my back is sore."
ah!Mo You slapped her on the forehead, why did she forget that he has such a big belly, but he has to raise his waist and put his legs on his shoulders to let him do what he wants, so it doesn't feel uncomfortable, so he hastened to lighten his movements He bent down and lifted his body up.
"what are you doing?"
"Hey, let you be on top."
She didn't draw out the enthusiasm buried in his body, Mo You just hugged his body and gently rolled over to lie down, supported his waist to see him sitting firmly on her body, naturally she didn't dare to make him work hard, Resignedly moved.
This posture made the two of them stick closer together, Feng Xiaoran tightly grasped Mo You's hand on his waist, the two of them connected with each other, moaning happily in each sprint, almost reaching the cloud at the same time.
"Uh...uh... You'er, hurry up, hurry up! Ahhhh!"
Lie back without any strength, but was hugged by that person, the two hugged each other on the couch face to face, the clothes on their bodies were already soaked with sweat, Mo You pulled a thin blanket beside the couch , carefully covering the person's body.
"Xiao Ran, you are still so good."
To be in the wilderness like this...Feng Xiaoran, who had regained his sanity, couldn't help but get angry with himself, hearing the man teasing ambiguously in his ear, he couldn't help but blush.Just as she was about to push him away and get up, she suddenly felt that a place under her body was hot and swollen little by little, and then she remembered that the two of them had never separated at all just now.
"you……"
"What about me, you don't think I will be dismissed so easily, come on, come on, people have endured it for a long time, so pitiful!"
Listening to the man's half-truth and half-false accusation, what else can I say, I have to let him.
100 Questions about the Relationship Between Husband and Wife
Cough cough...Hello beauties~~~The long-awaited~~~~~~~ Pavilion finally appeared!
(Someone scrambles to avoid the melon seed shell and orange peel. Damn, there is also a pack of shredded squid, who is such a waste!)
Well, well, anyway, they are also your dear little Youyou and Xiao Ranran's mothers, please save face, come on, sons, say hello to all the beautiful sisters.
Xiao Ran: You'er, who is she?
Mo You: It is the person who made us part many times and makes you suffer every time you give birth. It is said that it is called "pro-mother".
Xiao Ran: ...What does the stepmother look like?
A certain booth had black lines on his face.
Mou Ting: The interview starts now, the two of you sit down and order.
Mo You: No, I want to sit next to our relatives, Xiao Ran.
Xiao Ran: You'er said so, just do it.
A certain booth once again had black lines on his face.
1. What is your name?
Xiao Ran: Feng Xiaoran
Mo worry: Mo worry
2. What are your ages?
Xiao Ran: 36
Mo You:: Do you care about me? (Glaring at Mou Ting sharply, why are you asking a sensitive question?)
Isn't this problem ready-made, a certain kelvin tears...
3. What is your gender?
Xiao Ran: This girl's eyes are not bad, are they?
Mo You: Turn around and ask Brother Liu to show her, a good young girl can't be ruined like this.
Mou Ting: When I didn't ask...
4. What is your personality?
Xiao Ran: Sword eyebrows raised slightly, why did I tell you?
Mo You: Busy patting someone on the shoulder with a doggy face, don't you see that we are the best people to get along with?
A certain pavilion burst into tears again.
5. What is the personality of the other party?
Xiao Ran: Very gentle.
Mo You: Very gentle.
A certain booth: I finally answered a question normally and wiped off my sweat.
6. When did the two meet?Where?
Xiao Ran: Brother, why are you asking so clearly?
Mo You: King Wen's Mansion, the first year I passed through.Don't be like this, Xiao Ran, she's not a spy, she's just a little gossip.
Mou Ting: What kind of show is this?
7. What is your first impression of the other party?
Xiao Ran: obsessed with sex
Mo You: Very good push
Mou Ting: No wonder you hooked up so quickly.
Being chased by a full studio...
8. What do you like about the other person?
Xiao Ran: You'er is good everywhere, I like them all
Mo You: As long as it is Xiao Ran, I like it
Mou Ting: Well, don’t ask such boring questions in the future (glances at the director behind)
9. What do you hate about the other party?
Xiao Ran: A little clingy.
Mo You: Xiao Ran... (learns tearfully)
A certain booth: Cough cough...the public pay attention to the image
10. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?
Xiao Ran: good
Mo worry: very good
11. How do you call each other?
Xiao Ran: Worry
Mo You: Xiao Ran, wife, Your Majesty... (Ambiguous smile, everyone knows when Xiao Youyou likes to call Xiao Ranran Your Majesty)
12. What would you like to be called by the other party?
Xiao Ran: I like whatever you're called.
Mo You: Your Majesty... (With a smirk, he leans over and wraps his arms around the other person's waist, hehe)
Xiao Ran: ... you should call me by my name
A kiosk collapsed, so you can't go home and do it again...
13. If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is?
Xiao Ran: Wolf (I swear in my heart, obviously a wolf with color)
Mo worry: Sheep?No way, he's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Mou Ting: Well, I accidentally fell into the wolf's den.
14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, which one would you choose?
Xiao Ran: Myself.
Mo You: If I hadn’t married you, I would have died right now (make star eyes)
Mou Ting: It turns out that Xiao Ran also has a direct side...
15. What gift do you want?
Xiao Ran: I like everything you give me
Mo You: What don't I like about Xiao Ran's gift?
Mou Ting: silent...
16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it like in general?
Xiao Ran: I don't care about my own life for my safety
Mo You: Now that you know why you always like this?
Xiao Ran: Fart!What am I doing alive when you are dead?
Mo You: Wife... (again numbly rubbing against someone's arm and hanging)
The corner of a certain pavilion's mouth twitched, and the beauties in the audience screamed.
17. What is your problem?
Xiao Ran: I have too many problems, only You'er can bear it, he is the gentlest person I have ever met.
Mo You: Nonsense, your problem is that everything is so good that you can’t fault it, I’m so happy!
(Continue to cast a sideways glance at a certain pavilion, and make my relatives, Xiao Ran, sad again, be careful, I'm welcome!)
Mou Ting: This is the first question, why is it not over~~~~~
18. What is the opponent's fault?
Xiao Ran: Clingy, have you asked this question before? (looks at Mo You in confusion)
Mo You: Well, when did you miss it?
Mou Ting: Who wrote this ghost question?
19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?
Xiao Ran: I don't care about my own life for my safety (it seems that this question has been asked again?)
Mo You: Just kidding, let's go home, Huan'er is still waiting for us to play chess.
Mou Ting: Tears......
20. What kind of things do you do to make the other party unhappy?
Xiao Ran: Worry?
Mo You: Don't worry, I'm happy with whatever you do, as long as you don't want me...
A certain booth: Restricted action, please go home and do it again, sweat
21. How far is your relationship?
Xiao Ran: I live as long as he lives
Mo You: If he dies, I will die too
Mou Ting: Idol...
The audience continued to howl
22. Where did two people meet for the first time?
Xiao Ran: What is a date?
Mo You: It's the one with two people.
Xiao Ran: I hate it, why does this little girl keep asking these questions?
Mo You: That's right, let's ignore her and let's go on a date when we go home, okay?
Mou Ting: Tears... can you stop digressing all the time!
23. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?
Xiao Ran: Spreading his hands innocently, I don't remember.
Mo You: How could you not remember the injury?
Xiao Ran: I'm drunk, otherwise how did you get away with it?
Mo You: ... When I didn't say
Mou Ting: When will this show end?crazy
24. How far has it progressed?
Xiao Ran: Refuse to answer.
Mo You: I listen to my wife.
A booth: ...
25. Where do you often go on dates?
Xiao Ran: You'er, I'm not feeling well, I want to go back.
Mo You: Okay, now, let's go!
(Moyou can't wait to take his wife home for a "date")
Mou Ting: Oh, don't, don't... Anyway, let's finish the show, and cooperate with my mother!
26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?
Xiao Ran: Smiling, looking at Mo You, what does You'er like?
Mo worry: I like you, how about you?
Xiao Ran: I like you too.
At the same time, I looked back at a certain pavilion, and a certain pavilion looked up at the sky, who will save me...
27. Which party confessed first?
Xiao Ran: He
Don't worry: he
Mou Ting: Alright...
28. How much do you like each other?
Xiao Ran: If he dares to find someone else, I will strangle him to death
Mo You: If he dares to find another concubine, I will die
Mou Ting: You are at a disadvantage, Xiaoyouyou, you are the one to die anyway.
29. So, do you love each other?
Xiao Ran: I love you.
Mo You: Hold each other's hand affectionately, Xiao Ran, I love you too.
Xiao Ran: Hmm...
A certain pavilion: Not suitable for children, 哢, 哢...
30. What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?
Xiao Ran: I tilted my head and thought for a long time, no.
Mo You: With tears in my eyes, you don't want me anymore... Woohoo, Xiao Ran doesn't want me anymore
Xiao Ran: Immediately panicked, how can it be, what's wrong with you, worry?
Mo You: Immediately put away the bitter gourd face and made a V gesture to the camera, let's see, the rendition of the answer.
31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Xiao Ran: You'er won't.
Mo worry: Of course!Xiao Ran doesn't know how, what do you mean?
A certain pavilion vomited blood depressedly after getting another hygiene ball.
33. What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?
Xiao Ran: Go home.
Mo You: Don't, why am I willing to let you wait so long, I have always been waiting for you.
Hey, who is that, don't provoke our husband and wife relationship.
Mou Ting: ...you are free to think of me as air.
34. Which part of the other person's body do you like most?
Xiao Ran: You'er looks good everywhere, I like them all.
Mo You: How can I not like Xiao Ran?Where do you get your idiot questions from?
Mou Ting: Yes... I also want to know who gave the idiot question, kelp tears...
35. What expression is the sexiest on the other side?
Xiao Ran: When I make you almost unbearable.
Mo You: When you are about to climax.
The two smiled at each other, there were screams and slaps from the audience,!With a puff, Danmei Lang fainted.
36. When two people are together, what makes each other's heart beat faster?
Xiao Ran: Kiss me suddenly.
Mo worry: Is that so?
Xiao Ran: No!Well……
A certain pavilion hides her face, why are the dolls so open now?
37. Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?
Xiao Ran: I said it, but he saw through it.
Mo You: Same, Xiao Ran knows me best.
Continuing to look at each other and smile, Mou Ting suddenly felt something itchy like little dots on his body.
38. When do you feel the happiest?
Xiao Ran: You'er is by my side.
Mo You: When he is in good health and mood, everything is good.
A certain pavilion: ...I actually moved the bird~~~
39. Have you ever had a fight?
Unanimously: quarreled
40. What kind of quarrels are there?
Xiao Ran: He is too used to children.
Mo You: Nonsense, obviously you want to be on top.
Mou Ting: Khan, what is this all about?
41. How to reconcile afterwards?
Xiao Ran: What do you think?
Mo You: Of course, I said what do you mean, just don't look at the two of us.
Mou Ting: Tears running...don't stop me, just let me die.
42. Do you still want to be lovers even if you reincarnate?
Xiao Ran: I think so.
Mo You: Don't worry, I have passed on the jade pendant to Huan'er from generation to generation. In 2008, our descendants will find me and let me come back. I will never leave you.
Xiao Ran: Worry...
Mo You: Xiao Ran...
Mou Ting: Please consciously close your eyes.
43. When will you feel 'I am loved'?
Xiao Ran: It's the first time at the eldest brother's house, he treated me like that...
Mo You: Hold the other person's hand seriously and say, Xiao Ran, how many times have I told you that a man's love words in bed are unbelievable. Dengtuzi, you don't even have time to cry.
Xiao Ran: Worry...
All kinds of unidentified objects flew from all directions in the audience, and of course they were all aimed at Xiao Youyou.
44. When did you feel 'Don't you love me anymore'?
Xiao Ran: When the first child is gone.
Mo You: Hit me, I didn't mean it.
Mou Ting: I found that Xiao Ranran was more obedient in answering questions.
Mo You: Hmph, isn't it because your bad questions always make Xiao Ran sad!
45. How do you express your love?
Xiao Ran: Let him do whatever he wants.
Mo You: Do whatever you want with him
Mou Ting: ...that's enough...
46. What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?
Xiao Ran: White lotus.
Don't worry: red lotus.
47. Is there something that the two of you are hiding from each other?
Xiao Ran: Yes.
Mo You: The corner of your mouth twitches, what are you hiding from me?Is it, is it that you still have some concubine in hiding and haven't dismissed?
Xiao Ran: Nonsense.
Mo You: Then what are you talking about?
Xiao Ran: (glanced at him calmly) Actually, I know how to counterattack.
A certain pavilion and Xiaoyouyou petrified together.
48. What kind of complex do you have?
Xiao Ran: No.
Mo You: I'm only interested in a person named Feng Xiaoran.
Xiao Ran: You'er... Star Eyes
Wiping sweat in a certain booth, Xiaoyouyou is really powerful, she never forgets to make love with men.
49. Is the relationship between the two public or very close?
Unanimously: public.
50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?
Xiao Ran: Forever is too long, until I die.
Mo You: When you die, I will die immediately. Anyway, I love you till I die.
Mou Ting: That's enough... My mother can't take it anymore, let's go here first today, let's take a rest--#
100 Questions about the Relationship Between Husband and Wife
51. Are you the attacker or the receiver?
Xiao Ran: By
Mo worry: attack
52. How did you decide?
Xiao Ran: As long as you like it
Mo You: We are happy for you to care so much, why?
Mou Ting: Alright...Next questionNext question
53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?
Xiao Ran: Satisfied.
Mo worry: very satisfied
54. Where did the two of you have sex for the first time?
Xiao Ran: Prince Wen's Mansion... I found that this girl always likes to inquire about this.
Mo You: Girls these days are empty-headed and like to inquire about the gossip of beautiful men. Who calls us beautiful?
Xiao Ran: What is beauty?
Mo You: I just love you very, very much.
A booth hides his face...
55. How did you feel at that time?
Xiao Ran: I said I don't remember, I'm a little annoyed.
Mo You: Are you annoyed to be hugged by me?
Xiao Ran: Hmph, I used to hug others.
Mo You: So you are happier now than before!
Xiao Ran: ...
A booth: ...
56. How did the other party look at that time?
Xiao Ran: Very anxious.
Mo worry: Same as above.
A certain pavilion: There are many couples who have a tacit understanding.
57. On the morning of the first night, what is your first sentence?
Xiao Ran: He hadn't woken up when I left.
Mo You: You're playing tricks on me.
Xiao Ran: No way.
Mo You: Then what do you mean by leaving after finishing?
Xiao Ran: I had some difficulties at the time.
Mo You: Then my heart is hurt, you have to make it up to me.
Mou Ting: Can you wait until you get home to make love...
58. How many times a week do you do it?
Xiao Ran: Six or seven times.
Mo worry: Enen.
59. Ideally, how many times a week?
Xiao Ran: It's fine now.
Mo You: It would be better to remove the six characters.
60. So how to do it?
Xiao Ran: You'er is very gentle.
Mo You: Xiao Ran was in ecstasy.
Mou Ting: My mother's goosebumps...
61. Where is your most sensitive part?
Xiao Ran: ...Why did I tell you?
Mo You: I get excited wherever Xiao Ran touches me.
Xiao Ran: Surprised, really?
Mo You: Well, if you don’t believe me, feel it.
Mou Ting's face darkened again.
62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?
Xiao Ran's eyes flicked lightly over the position between someone's legs, and a certain Ting understood that Xiao Youyou was indeed a pervert.
Mo You frowned and remained silent.
A certain booth: Xiaoyouyou?
Mo You: Attached to a certain ear, it is obvious that he is the most sensitive wherever my hand touches
A certain booth: Oh~~~~ (very exaggerated)
63. Use one sentence to describe the other party?
Xiao Ran: Gentle
Mo worry: ecstasy
64. Frankly speaking, do you like doing it?
Xiao Ran: not bad
Mo worry: I like it very much
65. In general, where do you do it?
Xiao Ran: bed, bath
Mo You: In fact, it is a place where everything can be done.
66. Which place do you want to try?
Xiao Ran: It's fine now.
Mo You: You are a real person. What matters is not where you do it, but who you do it with.
A certain pavilion had black lines on his face, and Xiao Ran looked at Mo You adoringly.
67. Is it before or after taking a shower?
Xiao Ran: Wash both front and back, we are very hygienic.
Mo You: Actually, I was looking for an opportunity to make out with him when I washed him before, but after that, I washed him for him. If he doesn't light up, I can continue the cycle, hehe.
Mou Ting: You are so cunning...
68. How to arrange the time to do it?How to discuss with other people?
Xiao Ran was at a loss: who to discuss with.
Mo You glared at a certain pavilion and hugged the people around her flatteringly, "As long as my family, Xiao Ran, is willing, that's fine, who else should I discuss with?
Mou Ting: Well, this question really should not be asked.
69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than the other party?
Xiao Ran: Yes.
Mo You's face darkened, and then she smirked revengefully: I have it too.
A certain booth is depressed: with whom?Mom, why don't I remember.
Mo You: Have you forgotten?My body used to be Feng Tianao's little lover.
Xiao Ran was silent, his face turned pale, Mou Ting gloated and looked at Mo You, Xiao Mian, digging his own grave.
Seeing that his wife was showing signs of getting angry, Mo You immediately pouted and leaned over like a little daughter-in-law.
This is a relevant record in the history book "Dayezhi". The fact is that someone feels sorry for someone's inconvenience and wishes to tie him up at home, so he volunteered to do something for the country and the people. That person is really embarrassed To discourage his enthusiasm for serving the country, he had no choice but to let him go.
Yueming Town is a small town in the upper reaches of the Wen River, and it was also the place that was first and most affected by the disaster.Although it's called Yueming, the people here haven't seen the bright moonlight for a long time because of the torrential rain for half a month.
Almost all the villagers have been dismissed, and currently there are only Mo You and his party in the town and some people from nearby villages and towns who came to help control the water.
"Your Highness, it's late at night, you should rest earlier."
It's past the third watch, and Mo You is still squatting on the ground with a few master craftsmen, painting and drawing, not knowing what they are adding up.The local county magistrate said that the Lord was a middle-aged man in his forties, with a serious face, and his mustache remained submissive because of his expressionless face. Mo You often made fun of his honor behind his back .
Only then did Mo You look up at the night outside the window, it was really late.I still have to be busy tomorrow morning, so I asked everyone to disperse, and I took a piece of paper and handed it to Master Yan, and asked him to help prepare it early tomorrow morning.
"This... dare to ask Your Highness, what is this?"
Master Yan looked at the crumpled paper with clay, sand, stones, iron bars, etc. written in crooked calligraphy, and couldn't help wondering.Mo You smiled and didn't explain in detail. You can't tell him that he wants to make concrete in modern society and build a dam with a reinforced concrete structure?
The structure of the dam was discussed with several master craftsmen just now, and a rough design has been roughly designed. It should not be a big problem if it is combined with several other capable people in construction tomorrow morning.The key now lies in this raw material. As long as the original reinforced concrete can be poured, it will not be difficult to build the dam. In this way, the water control of this side will be half successful.
Touching his dizzy forehead and staggering back to the room, Mo You couldn't help taking a few deep breaths of relaxation.After staying up all night for several days in a row, he, an energetic person, felt very tired, his eyelids were about to fight, and his face was covered with green stubble. That was good, he looked more like a mature man who was about to be thirty. It would be better if his relatives, Xiao Ran, saw it, so that he would not always worry about how old he was.
The corner of Mo You's mouth twitched uncontrollably at the thought of that man's handsome face pretending to be displeased. At the age of 36, it is obviously the most charming time, and he has been pampered for many years, so he has been well maintained, but he loves to worry about things, and what he cares about most is Mo You's baby face that doesn't grow up.
Xiao Ran... I haven't seen him for almost a month. I really miss him. I don't know if the little guy in his stomach has grown up, and has he made trouble with him?
With a gentle smile on his lips, he opened the door by the dim light in the corridor, but immediately found that the atmosphere around him was a little different.
"Who?"
He was vigilant with a hidden weapon in his hand, but Master Yan's familiar voice came from outside the window.
"Your Highness calm down, it's the humble minister who said Zining."
"Master Yan? Didn't you just say you're fine, why don't you go back to rest?"
Mo You lighted the candle and looked at the person standing by the door with a puzzled face, only then did he notice a petite young man following him, but his face was not clearly visible in the darkness.
"Ahem...His Highness has been in this county to control the water for many days, and has worked hard for many days, but the humble minister is unable to share His worries. It really deserves to be damned. This child is a servant who has been brought up by my wife. She looks decent and has never served him before. Damn, today... today I want to..."
"You want to give him to Bengong?"
Mo You couldn't help being stunned, if his relatives, Xiao Ran, were to find out, would they knock his head off?
"You raise your head and tell me, how old is this year?"
Looking at the frail young man kneeling in front of him, no more than 16 years old at most, Mo You couldn't help feeling pity, so she asked him a few more questions.That young man was indeed a sensible man, seeing that Mo You had never chased him away, knowing that he still had hope, he caught the soft light of sympathy in his eyes, and began to weep and reminisce about his life experience.
Seeing that the two of them had already talked, Yan Zining would not stay here to get in the way, so he found a reason to back down, but Mo You grabbed him and smiled innocently.
"My lord, I was born in Jianghu in my early years. I can do everything by myself. There is no need for someone to take care of me. This child is very good. You can take it home and cultivate it."
"Your Highness means...you don't need him to serve you tonight?"
Yan Zining stared blankly at Mo You's innocent face, feeling embarrassed for a while, neither advancing nor retreating for a while.
"I told you to take him away, so get out!"
Suddenly there was a burst of drinking from behind the screen, and the three present were all stunned, and Mr. Yan and the young man looked at each other in shock.
This voice... seemed murderous, so scary.
Could it be someone sent by His Majesty to monitor the Queen?The queen is a man, so His Majesty is even more afraid that he will be promiscuous outside and cuckold him, right?Why!Why didn't I think of this, but went to touch the tiger's beard!
The more Yan Zining thought about it, the more frightened he became, his face turned red, then white, then green, he glanced into the screen in horror, and then looked at Mo You inquiringly, only to see him nodding his head heroically.
Hum... There was a roar in my head.
"My lord, let's go, I will take care of everything!"
Seeing Mo You rushing over to push him and the young man out of the door, Yan Zining trembled even more in his heart, said a word of resignation out of tune, then dragged the child to the gate of the yard and almost fell One fall.
"Hahaha!"
Mo You couldn't hold back the burst of laughter anymore, and after closing the door, she still lay down on the door and laughed for a while.Suddenly, I realized that the room was too quiet, so I rushed to the back of the screen, and I saw the man half-lying on the couch with his eyes closed, as if I was asleep and don't come here.
"I know it's you. How many times have I told you not to come or not to come, but you are disobedient and don't think about what kind of body you are now. How good it is to move your fetus!"
Mo You rushed forward and hugged the person tightly in her arms, and then began a long series of reprimands like a cannonball.
"Sit comfortably in a good carriage, what are you afraid of? I was still riding a horse when I was pregnant with Huaner Muer. Besides, if I didn't come, wouldn't you be eaten?"
Unexpectedly, the man didn't appreciate it, and stretched out a white finger to poke his chest vigorously, with a pair of phoenix eyes that seemed to be a smile, and the corners of his lips were slightly hooked.
"Who said that they are big bad wolves, and I am not a little white rabbit!"
Mo You's heart was itchy from being poked by him, and her hands wrapped around his body more tightly, feeling that Yuanlong in his abdomen seemed to be much bigger than when he left.
"Hmph, that's true, some people are the best at pretending to be pigs and eating tigers."
Feng Xiaoran obviously doesn't give him face at all, he has learned a lot of modern vocabulary from him over the years, and now he uses what he has learned to make fun of him.
"Xiao Ran, I can't say enough about you now..."
A pair of big misty eyes blinked pitifully at the man's face, which made him sneer.
"Look, it's wind or rain. What are you doing with your hands? Don't make trouble, I...I...vomit!"
There was a surge in his chest, without any sign at all, Feng Xiaoran vomited on his stomach on the edge of the bed. Seeing him dragging his stomach with one hand and coughing up and down, Mo You panicked all of a sudden. After all, his last pregnancy was ten years old. It happened years ago... He even forgot that there would be such painful torture during pregnancy.
"how is it going?"
After frantically patting his back and rubbing his chest, the man finally calmed down and leaned against Mo You's chest panting.Slowly opened his shiny pink eyes and looked at the man with a smile, only to see that his still beautiful lotus face was all wrinkled together.
"I knew I shouldn't let you get pregnant. Look at how hard it has been for more than five months. Xiao Ran, you are not in your 20s after all..."
"Okay, what are you talking about, you don't need to remind me that I am old, and you are still very young."
Seeing that the person in his arms turned cold, Mo You knew he couldn't say any more.He has been looking forward to this child for a long time, and this pregnancy is indeed harder than before, and he is not by his side yet, thinking about it, he is still sorry for him.
"Um……"
Hearing that the man was breathing heavily, Mo You couldn't help but reached out to comfort him, but he pushed him away.
"Don't make trouble with me, it's so hot in your room, it's very stuffy."
Feng Xiaoran's body temperature is higher than that of ordinary people, and he is already very tired after a long journey. It is naturally uncomfortable to be stuffy in the house on a hot day. He was vomiting and coughing just now, and he was also sweating all over.At this moment, Mo You had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly thought that there is a bamboo forest behind the resort, a lotus pond, very quiet.
"How about I accompany you to the pavilion in the bamboo forest to rest? Let's enjoy the shade."
"Well, but I can't walk."
"Don't dare to work on my wife, my lord, naturally let the young one do it for me."
He opened the door and whispered a few words to Xiao Ying who was guarding outside, and then Mo You went back to the house to help the man up, without saying a word, picked him up horizontally, and flew all the way to the back mountain.
"Sorrow, have I gained a lot of weight?"
"..."
"Sorrow, do you not like me anymore?"
"...Xiao Ran, are you afraid that I'm too angry and have to let it out?"
With a wry smile, he kissed the man's red lips hard, and the man let out a smirk in satisfaction, and tightened the arms around his neck.
One side of the simple octagonal gazebo, now a bamboo couch has been placed inside, one side is a few meters long, and small tea dishes are neatly arranged, Feng Xiaoran is placed firmly on the couch, he can't help but smile; "Xiao Ying is getting more and more I understand people's hearts, and I have become a lot more slippery with you these years."
"What is slippery, this is considerate, okay?"
He took a bite of the shoulder that was slightly exposed under the man's summer shirt, and Mo You retorted bitterly, but his subordinates walked around his body in a restless manner. At first, they kneaded his waist obediently, and soon Quickly poked forward ambiguously, and slowly slid down in circles along his bulging belly due to pregnancy, and gently covered the extremely private and tender skin between his thighs.
"Um... what do you want to do?"
Feng Xiaoran's body has become very sensitive since she was pregnant, and he has not relieved Mo You for so long, now that he is hugged and caressed in his arms, the fire of lust in his heart is naturally burning immediately, but Considering the fetus in the womb, he didn't dare to be very presumptuous, and wanted to reject him, but his wicked hands were whirling around the parts of his body that were urgently needed to be comforted. The comfortable feeling made him unable to resist, so he could only twist it in vain. body, but couldn't tell him to stop.
"Don't worry, it's been more than five months, nothing will happen. Xiao Ran, I miss you so much."
Feeling that his lover's body was gradually excited under his caress, Mo You whispered comforting words in his ear, wrapped his soft body with one hand, and began to hold his avatar that had raised his head with the other hand.
"Xiao Ran likes me more and more now!"
"Don't be verbose, hurry up!"
"..."
Gently hugging him and laying on the couch, thinking about the cool evening breeze or fearing that he would be caught by the wind, she didn't dare to take off all his clothes, but just lifted up the robe under her body, took off her underwear, and stretched out her hand towards him Just as he touched the soft and moist folds between his buttocks, he heard a muffled groan.
"What, is it a stomachache? Did I hurt you?"
Mo You immediately became nervous, and hurriedly turned the man's body to examine his face carefully.
"No, I'm fine. Do whatever you want, don't dawdle."
Feng Xiaoran blushed and turned his head away, how dare he let him know that it was because he touched his place just now, and he almost moaned out of excitement.It's all this guy who has trained his body to be so sensitive. If he finds out, he must be so proud!
Seeing his shame and indignation, Mo You also guessed something in his heart, of course he didn't dare to say anything to provoke him, it's not fun to have a flatulence, and when he stretched out his hand to his backyard, it was already wet there, a little The mouth of the acupuncture point was tightly contracted, and after flicking it with his fingers a few times, there was still sticky and warm milu flowing out of it.
"You! Don't do it, I... um... ah!"
Mo You stretched her fingers into the still very tight tunnel and kneaded and fondled it repeatedly. The force was neither light nor heavy, the most terrible thing, which only made Feng Xiaoran feel hot all over, but there was no way to relieve it.One hand firmly grasped the thin blanket on the bamboo couch, and the other pressed the hand that the man was rubbing repeatedly on his big belly, but was held tightly by the man, his palm was warm and strong, and the faint heat flowed straight to the mouth. heart.
His hand gradually moved down, grasped the jade stem in front of him, and repeatedly moved it up and down, and the hand buried deep in his flower hole did not relax at all, kneading and thrusting repeatedly, causing him to throw it away completely. What face is reserved, moaned one after another.
"Um... ah!"
"Hey, wait for me this time!"
Seeing the lewd and indulgent expression on his face, Mo You knew that he was about to be released, so he hurriedly stepped up and entered his body, fully opened and lubricated, making it easy to enter, Feng Xiaoran hardly felt any pain, only There is boundless pleasure, which quickly engulfs him.
uh... ah...
Involuntarily biting the man's body tightly, Mo You was almost uncontrollably vented by his contraction.Steady his breath and began to thrust regularly, at first he didn't dare to use too much force, but gradually the two got closer and closer, and then he slowly sank into it.But seeing that person frown deeply when he was excited, he was shocked again.
"You can tell me where you feel uncomfortable, don't stand up by yourself."
"It's okay, it's just that my back is sore."
ah!Mo You slapped her on the forehead, why did she forget that he has such a big belly, but he has to raise his waist and put his legs on his shoulders to let him do what he wants, so it doesn't feel uncomfortable, so he hastened to lighten his movements He bent down and lifted his body up.
"what are you doing?"
"Hey, let you be on top."
She didn't draw out the enthusiasm buried in his body, Mo You just hugged his body and gently rolled over to lie down, supported his waist to see him sitting firmly on her body, naturally she didn't dare to make him work hard, Resignedly moved.
This posture made the two of them stick closer together, Feng Xiaoran tightly grasped Mo You's hand on his waist, the two of them connected with each other, moaning happily in each sprint, almost reaching the cloud at the same time.
"Uh...uh... You'er, hurry up, hurry up! Ahhhh!"
Lie back without any strength, but was hugged by that person, the two hugged each other on the couch face to face, the clothes on their bodies were already soaked with sweat, Mo You pulled a thin blanket beside the couch , carefully covering the person's body.
"Xiao Ran, you are still so good."
To be in the wilderness like this...Feng Xiaoran, who had regained his sanity, couldn't help but get angry with himself, hearing the man teasing ambiguously in his ear, he couldn't help but blush.Just as she was about to push him away and get up, she suddenly felt that a place under her body was hot and swollen little by little, and then she remembered that the two of them had never separated at all just now.
"you……"
"What about me, you don't think I will be dismissed so easily, come on, come on, people have endured it for a long time, so pitiful!"
Listening to the man's half-truth and half-false accusation, what else can I say, I have to let him.
100 Questions about the Relationship Between Husband and Wife
Cough cough...Hello beauties~~~The long-awaited~~~~~~~ Pavilion finally appeared!
(Someone scrambles to avoid the melon seed shell and orange peel. Damn, there is also a pack of shredded squid, who is such a waste!)
Well, well, anyway, they are also your dear little Youyou and Xiao Ranran's mothers, please save face, come on, sons, say hello to all the beautiful sisters.
Xiao Ran: You'er, who is she?
Mo You: It is the person who made us part many times and makes you suffer every time you give birth. It is said that it is called "pro-mother".
Xiao Ran: ...What does the stepmother look like?
A certain booth had black lines on his face.
Mou Ting: The interview starts now, the two of you sit down and order.
Mo You: No, I want to sit next to our relatives, Xiao Ran.
Xiao Ran: You'er said so, just do it.
A certain booth once again had black lines on his face.
1. What is your name?
Xiao Ran: Feng Xiaoran
Mo worry: Mo worry
2. What are your ages?
Xiao Ran: 36
Mo You:: Do you care about me? (Glaring at Mou Ting sharply, why are you asking a sensitive question?)
Isn't this problem ready-made, a certain kelvin tears...
3. What is your gender?
Xiao Ran: This girl's eyes are not bad, are they?
Mo You: Turn around and ask Brother Liu to show her, a good young girl can't be ruined like this.
Mou Ting: When I didn't ask...
4. What is your personality?
Xiao Ran: Sword eyebrows raised slightly, why did I tell you?
Mo You: Busy patting someone on the shoulder with a doggy face, don't you see that we are the best people to get along with?
A certain pavilion burst into tears again.
5. What is the personality of the other party?
Xiao Ran: Very gentle.
Mo You: Very gentle.
A certain booth: I finally answered a question normally and wiped off my sweat.
6. When did the two meet?Where?
Xiao Ran: Brother, why are you asking so clearly?
Mo You: King Wen's Mansion, the first year I passed through.Don't be like this, Xiao Ran, she's not a spy, she's just a little gossip.
Mou Ting: What kind of show is this?
7. What is your first impression of the other party?
Xiao Ran: obsessed with sex
Mo You: Very good push
Mou Ting: No wonder you hooked up so quickly.
Being chased by a full studio...
8. What do you like about the other person?
Xiao Ran: You'er is good everywhere, I like them all
Mo You: As long as it is Xiao Ran, I like it
Mou Ting: Well, don’t ask such boring questions in the future (glances at the director behind)
9. What do you hate about the other party?
Xiao Ran: A little clingy.
Mo You: Xiao Ran... (learns tearfully)
A certain booth: Cough cough...the public pay attention to the image
10. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other party?
Xiao Ran: good
Mo worry: very good
11. How do you call each other?
Xiao Ran: Worry
Mo You: Xiao Ran, wife, Your Majesty... (Ambiguous smile, everyone knows when Xiao Youyou likes to call Xiao Ranran Your Majesty)
12. What would you like to be called by the other party?
Xiao Ran: I like whatever you're called.
Mo You: Your Majesty... (With a smirk, he leans over and wraps his arms around the other person's waist, hehe)
Xiao Ran: ... you should call me by my name
A kiosk collapsed, so you can't go home and do it again...
13. If you use an animal metaphor, what do you think the other party is?
Xiao Ran: Wolf (I swear in my heart, obviously a wolf with color)
Mo worry: Sheep?No way, he's a wolf in sheep's clothing.
Mou Ting: Well, I accidentally fell into the wolf's den.
14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, which one would you choose?
Xiao Ran: Myself.
Mo You: If I hadn’t married you, I would have died right now (make star eyes)
Mou Ting: It turns out that Xiao Ran also has a direct side...
15. What gift do you want?
Xiao Ran: I like everything you give me
Mo You: What don't I like about Xiao Ran's gift?
Mou Ting: silent...
16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?What is it like in general?
Xiao Ran: I don't care about my own life for my safety
Mo You: Now that you know why you always like this?
Xiao Ran: Fart!What am I doing alive when you are dead?
Mo You: Wife... (again numbly rubbing against someone's arm and hanging)
The corner of a certain pavilion's mouth twitched, and the beauties in the audience screamed.
17. What is your problem?
Xiao Ran: I have too many problems, only You'er can bear it, he is the gentlest person I have ever met.
Mo You: Nonsense, your problem is that everything is so good that you can’t fault it, I’m so happy!
(Continue to cast a sideways glance at a certain pavilion, and make my relatives, Xiao Ran, sad again, be careful, I'm welcome!)
Mou Ting: This is the first question, why is it not over~~~~~
18. What is the opponent's fault?
Xiao Ran: Clingy, have you asked this question before? (looks at Mo You in confusion)
Mo You: Well, when did you miss it?
Mou Ting: Who wrote this ghost question?
19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?
Xiao Ran: I don't care about my own life for my safety (it seems that this question has been asked again?)
Mo You: Just kidding, let's go home, Huan'er is still waiting for us to play chess.
Mou Ting: Tears......
20. What kind of things do you do to make the other party unhappy?
Xiao Ran: Worry?
Mo You: Don't worry, I'm happy with whatever you do, as long as you don't want me...
A certain booth: Restricted action, please go home and do it again, sweat
21. How far is your relationship?
Xiao Ran: I live as long as he lives
Mo You: If he dies, I will die too
Mou Ting: Idol...
The audience continued to howl
22. Where did two people meet for the first time?
Xiao Ran: What is a date?
Mo You: It's the one with two people.
Xiao Ran: I hate it, why does this little girl keep asking these questions?
Mo You: That's right, let's ignore her and let's go on a date when we go home, okay?
Mou Ting: Tears... can you stop digressing all the time!
23. How was the atmosphere between the two at that time?
Xiao Ran: Spreading his hands innocently, I don't remember.
Mo You: How could you not remember the injury?
Xiao Ran: I'm drunk, otherwise how did you get away with it?
Mo You: ... When I didn't say
Mou Ting: When will this show end?crazy
24. How far has it progressed?
Xiao Ran: Refuse to answer.
Mo You: I listen to my wife.
A booth: ...
25. Where do you often go on dates?
Xiao Ran: You'er, I'm not feeling well, I want to go back.
Mo You: Okay, now, let's go!
(Moyou can't wait to take his wife home for a "date")
Mou Ting: Oh, don't, don't... Anyway, let's finish the show, and cooperate with my mother!
26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?
Xiao Ran: Smiling, looking at Mo You, what does You'er like?
Mo worry: I like you, how about you?
Xiao Ran: I like you too.
At the same time, I looked back at a certain pavilion, and a certain pavilion looked up at the sky, who will save me...
27. Which party confessed first?
Xiao Ran: He
Don't worry: he
Mou Ting: Alright...
28. How much do you like each other?
Xiao Ran: If he dares to find someone else, I will strangle him to death
Mo You: If he dares to find another concubine, I will die
Mou Ting: You are at a disadvantage, Xiaoyouyou, you are the one to die anyway.
29. So, do you love each other?
Xiao Ran: I love you.
Mo You: Hold each other's hand affectionately, Xiao Ran, I love you too.
Xiao Ran: Hmm...
A certain pavilion: Not suitable for children, 哢, 哢...
30. What does the other party say that makes you feel wrong?
Xiao Ran: I tilted my head and thought for a long time, no.
Mo You: With tears in my eyes, you don't want me anymore... Woohoo, Xiao Ran doesn't want me anymore
Xiao Ran: Immediately panicked, how can it be, what's wrong with you, worry?
Mo You: Immediately put away the bitter gourd face and made a V gesture to the camera, let's see, the rendition of the answer.
31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?
Xiao Ran: You'er won't.
Mo worry: Of course!Xiao Ran doesn't know how, what do you mean?
A certain pavilion vomited blood depressedly after getting another hygiene ball.
33. What should I do if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?
Xiao Ran: Go home.
Mo You: Don't, why am I willing to let you wait so long, I have always been waiting for you.
Hey, who is that, don't provoke our husband and wife relationship.
Mou Ting: ...you are free to think of me as air.
34. Which part of the other person's body do you like most?
Xiao Ran: You'er looks good everywhere, I like them all.
Mo You: How can I not like Xiao Ran?Where do you get your idiot questions from?
Mou Ting: Yes... I also want to know who gave the idiot question, kelp tears...
35. What expression is the sexiest on the other side?
Xiao Ran: When I make you almost unbearable.
Mo You: When you are about to climax.
The two smiled at each other, there were screams and slaps from the audience,!With a puff, Danmei Lang fainted.
36. When two people are together, what makes each other's heart beat faster?
Xiao Ran: Kiss me suddenly.
Mo worry: Is that so?
Xiao Ran: No!Well……
A certain pavilion hides her face, why are the dolls so open now?
37. Have you ever lied to the other party?Are you good at lying?
Xiao Ran: I said it, but he saw through it.
Mo You: Same, Xiao Ran knows me best.
Continuing to look at each other and smile, Mou Ting suddenly felt something itchy like little dots on his body.
38. When do you feel the happiest?
Xiao Ran: You'er is by my side.
Mo You: When he is in good health and mood, everything is good.
A certain pavilion: ...I actually moved the bird~~~
39. Have you ever had a fight?
Unanimously: quarreled
40. What kind of quarrels are there?
Xiao Ran: He is too used to children.
Mo You: Nonsense, obviously you want to be on top.
Mou Ting: Khan, what is this all about?
41. How to reconcile afterwards?
Xiao Ran: What do you think?
Mo You: Of course, I said what do you mean, just don't look at the two of us.
Mou Ting: Tears running...don't stop me, just let me die.
42. Do you still want to be lovers even if you reincarnate?
Xiao Ran: I think so.
Mo You: Don't worry, I have passed on the jade pendant to Huan'er from generation to generation. In 2008, our descendants will find me and let me come back. I will never leave you.
Xiao Ran: Worry...
Mo You: Xiao Ran...
Mou Ting: Please consciously close your eyes.
43. When will you feel 'I am loved'?
Xiao Ran: It's the first time at the eldest brother's house, he treated me like that...
Mo You: Hold the other person's hand seriously and say, Xiao Ran, how many times have I told you that a man's love words in bed are unbelievable. Dengtuzi, you don't even have time to cry.
Xiao Ran: Worry...
All kinds of unidentified objects flew from all directions in the audience, and of course they were all aimed at Xiao Youyou.
44. When did you feel 'Don't you love me anymore'?
Xiao Ran: When the first child is gone.
Mo You: Hit me, I didn't mean it.
Mou Ting: I found that Xiao Ranran was more obedient in answering questions.
Mo You: Hmph, isn't it because your bad questions always make Xiao Ran sad!
45. How do you express your love?
Xiao Ran: Let him do whatever he wants.
Mo You: Do whatever you want with him
Mou Ting: ...that's enough...
46. What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?
Xiao Ran: White lotus.
Don't worry: red lotus.
47. Is there something that the two of you are hiding from each other?
Xiao Ran: Yes.
Mo You: The corner of your mouth twitches, what are you hiding from me?Is it, is it that you still have some concubine in hiding and haven't dismissed?
Xiao Ran: Nonsense.
Mo You: Then what are you talking about?
Xiao Ran: (glanced at him calmly) Actually, I know how to counterattack.
A certain pavilion and Xiaoyouyou petrified together.
48. What kind of complex do you have?
Xiao Ran: No.
Mo You: I'm only interested in a person named Feng Xiaoran.
Xiao Ran: You'er... Star Eyes
Wiping sweat in a certain booth, Xiaoyouyou is really powerful, she never forgets to make love with men.
49. Is the relationship between the two public or very close?
Unanimously: public.
50. Do you think the love with each other can last forever?
Xiao Ran: Forever is too long, until I die.
Mo You: When you die, I will die immediately. Anyway, I love you till I die.
Mou Ting: That's enough... My mother can't take it anymore, let's go here first today, let's take a rest--#
100 Questions about the Relationship Between Husband and Wife
51. Are you the attacker or the receiver?
Xiao Ran: By
Mo worry: attack
52. How did you decide?
Xiao Ran: As long as you like it
Mo You: We are happy for you to care so much, why?
Mou Ting: Alright...Next questionNext question
53. Are you satisfied with the current situation?
Xiao Ran: Satisfied.
Mo worry: very satisfied
54. Where did the two of you have sex for the first time?
Xiao Ran: Prince Wen's Mansion... I found that this girl always likes to inquire about this.
Mo You: Girls these days are empty-headed and like to inquire about the gossip of beautiful men. Who calls us beautiful?
Xiao Ran: What is beauty?
Mo You: I just love you very, very much.
A booth hides his face...
55. How did you feel at that time?
Xiao Ran: I said I don't remember, I'm a little annoyed.
Mo You: Are you annoyed to be hugged by me?
Xiao Ran: Hmph, I used to hug others.
Mo You: So you are happier now than before!
Xiao Ran: ...
A booth: ...
56. How did the other party look at that time?
Xiao Ran: Very anxious.
Mo worry: Same as above.
A certain pavilion: There are many couples who have a tacit understanding.
57. On the morning of the first night, what is your first sentence?
Xiao Ran: He hadn't woken up when I left.
Mo You: You're playing tricks on me.
Xiao Ran: No way.
Mo You: Then what do you mean by leaving after finishing?
Xiao Ran: I had some difficulties at the time.
Mo You: Then my heart is hurt, you have to make it up to me.
Mou Ting: Can you wait until you get home to make love...
58. How many times a week do you do it?
Xiao Ran: Six or seven times.
Mo worry: Enen.
59. Ideally, how many times a week?
Xiao Ran: It's fine now.
Mo You: It would be better to remove the six characters.
60. So how to do it?
Xiao Ran: You'er is very gentle.
Mo You: Xiao Ran was in ecstasy.
Mou Ting: My mother's goosebumps...
61. Where is your most sensitive part?
Xiao Ran: ...Why did I tell you?
Mo You: I get excited wherever Xiao Ran touches me.
Xiao Ran: Surprised, really?
Mo You: Well, if you don’t believe me, feel it.
Mou Ting's face darkened again.
62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?
Xiao Ran's eyes flicked lightly over the position between someone's legs, and a certain Ting understood that Xiao Youyou was indeed a pervert.
Mo You frowned and remained silent.
A certain booth: Xiaoyouyou?
Mo You: Attached to a certain ear, it is obvious that he is the most sensitive wherever my hand touches
A certain booth: Oh~~~~ (very exaggerated)
63. Use one sentence to describe the other party?
Xiao Ran: Gentle
Mo worry: ecstasy
64. Frankly speaking, do you like doing it?
Xiao Ran: not bad
Mo worry: I like it very much
65. In general, where do you do it?
Xiao Ran: bed, bath
Mo You: In fact, it is a place where everything can be done.
66. Which place do you want to try?
Xiao Ran: It's fine now.
Mo You: You are a real person. What matters is not where you do it, but who you do it with.
A certain pavilion had black lines on his face, and Xiao Ran looked at Mo You adoringly.
67. Is it before or after taking a shower?
Xiao Ran: Wash both front and back, we are very hygienic.
Mo You: Actually, I was looking for an opportunity to make out with him when I washed him before, but after that, I washed him for him. If he doesn't light up, I can continue the cycle, hehe.
Mou Ting: You are so cunning...
68. How to arrange the time to do it?How to discuss with other people?
Xiao Ran was at a loss: who to discuss with.
Mo You glared at a certain pavilion and hugged the people around her flatteringly, "As long as my family, Xiao Ran, is willing, that's fine, who else should I discuss with?
Mou Ting: Well, this question really should not be asked.
69. Have you ever had sex with someone other than the other party?
Xiao Ran: Yes.
Mo You's face darkened, and then she smirked revengefully: I have it too.
A certain booth is depressed: with whom?Mom, why don't I remember.
Mo You: Have you forgotten?My body used to be Feng Tianao's little lover.
Xiao Ran was silent, his face turned pale, Mou Ting gloated and looked at Mo You, Xiao Mian, digging his own grave.
Seeing that his wife was showing signs of getting angry, Mo You immediately pouted and leaned over like a little daughter-in-law.
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