Spirit Hotel

Passing the lobby, Porgy suddenly said, "Hey, human, is Metatron still living in the hotel?"

Shi Feixia turned back with a perfect smile, "Sorry, Mr. Poggy, I can't answer your question. Because I have never met Mr. Metatron."

Porgy looked at him in surprise, "You actually called him Mr., you actually called him Mr. Metatron!"

……

Could it be that such a heroic name as Metatron belongs to a lady?

Shi Feixia hesitated for a while, and was thinking about how to redeem it, when Boji nodded and said: "But you can call him Mr.

……

Then what was he surprised at just now? !

Feixia Shi is densely covered with black lines.

Porgy rolled his eyes and said, "I want to live next door to his room."

"Sorry, I don't know which room he lives in."

Porgy squinted at him, "Human, what do you know?"

Shi Feixia smiled and said: "I know my name is Shi Feixia, not a human being."

Porgy frowned and said, "What does this have to do with me?"

"It doesn't matter. It's just that I just happened to know that."

Porgy took two steps, then turned around suddenly, narrowed his eyes into a line, and smiled very strangely, "Oh, I noticed it, you were just perfunctory me."

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It seems like ten seconds have passed, right?

Shi Feixia was worried about the quality of Hell's future.

Porgy looked at him provocatively and said, "Human, do you know who I am?"

Shi Feixia said humbly: "You are the most honored guest from hell."When dealing with children, it's okay to be perfunctory, but direct conflict is absolutely not allowed.The so-called dog beating depends on the owner, not to mention a powerful hell devil standing behind him.

Poggy shook his finger and said, "You're wrong. I'm the super devil from hell!" As soon as he said the word 'king', his fist hit Feixia Shi heavily on the bridge of the nose.

Shi Feixia clearly heard a click, and then fell backwards on his back.

When he looked up, he clearly saw the bright red blood splashing in the midair.

Hughes reacted very quickly and rushed behind him to hold his body.

Jin looked jealous.It's been a long time since Hughes let him bang.

He turned his head and sprayed all his anger at Poggy, "Didn't your father tell you not to be too arrogant in other people's territory, or even if you die, no one will collect your body for you?"

Porgy raised his head and said arrogantly: "So what if I'm just arrogant! Don't think that you are the third generation of ancients, I will be afraid of you! If it wasn't for Lilith's sake, I would have died because of what you did to me. I threw you into the darkest and most gloomy pit of the abyss in hell!"

Jin felt Hughes' glance, and immediately waved his hands flatteringly: "I just got used to his stomach full of chili water, and then I shook him to make him want to pee or not. I definitely didn't do anything else. You You know, even if this kind of brat is braised and put in front of me, I'm not interested."

Poggy jumped up, pointed at his nose and said angrily, "You insult me! You insult me ​​again!"

Jin shrugged and said, "Anyway, it's 'again' insulting, what's there to get excited about."

Porgy gritted his teeth and said, "I will kill you this time. Put your teeth in my museum."

Jin yawned and said, "'This time' is your mantra, isn't it? You have been yelling at it 200 years ago and you haven't changed it until now? In fact, the mantra must keep pace with the times. You might as well change it to 'every time I Killing you' is better. At least prove that you have tried many times."

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He said so much, Shi Feixia only noticed the word '200 years ago'.

He held his nose, looked at the red blood flowing on the ground, and thought depressingly: In other words, no matter how baby-faced this little devil looks, he can't change the fact that he is the youngest creature here.

Poggy's teeth chattered, and he suddenly turned his head to stare at Feixia Shi.

Shi Feixia suddenly felt that his nose hurt even more.

Porgy said: "Didn't you say you want to take me to the room?"

Shi Feixia's hands loosened, his nose immediately sore and swelled straight to his forehead, and tears fell from his eyes.He vaguely heard a cold snort of contempt, "Hmph. Cowardly human!"

Hughes said, "I'll take you to the room."

Jin followed immediately, "I'll go too."

Porgy said: "No, I want this human to lead me the way! What you say must count. Don't human beings do anything but escape and retreat?"

Shi Feixia wiped away the teardrops blurring his eyes with his left hand, opened his mouth for a long time, and finally found his trembling voice from the throbbing pain in his nose, "I... go."

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After finally sending the little ancestor back to the room, Shi Feixia immediately searched all over the world for a medicine box.

After asking around, the result is that Noah's Ark does not have such a thing.

Shi Feixia was so painful that the nerves of his teeth began to twitch, his vision was blurred, and his whole body was on the verge of falling.If it wasn't for the dignity of human beings, he really wanted to roll on the ground, "Then... you guys, hiss, how do you deal with the... injury?"

Hughes carefully supported his dangling body, "Dia can heal magic, he can help you."

Shi Feixia turned his head, and saw an orange-red object standing behind him, with teardrops falling from his eyes.

Di Ya's heart softened, and he chanted a spell, brushing his right hand across the bridge of his nose.

Shi Feixia only felt that the bridge of the nose under the skin was automatically connected as if a remote control was pressed, and the pain gradually disappeared, leaving only a layer of residual numbness.

He rubbed the bridge of his nose to make sure that they merged into one again, then looked at Di Ya with emotion, "I swear, if you say a word from now on, I'll do nothing wrong." This is a miracle doctor!Be sure to have a good relationship and hold your thighs tight.

Di Ya said: "No need. As long as you don't get in my ribs."

……

Shi Feixia thought of the lie he had made to make up for Jin, and felt guilty for a while.

Kim and Hughes apparently thought of that too.

Hughes didn't say anything, but Jin's smile was a little weird.

Shi Feixia laughed dryly, "Talk slowly, I have something to ask Isfiel."

Hughes said understandingly, "For Porgy?"

Shi Feixia gritted his teeth and said, "I must throw this time bomb!"

Jin gloated and said with a gleeful smile: "Well, I hope you succeed, otherwise...you may have to follow Di Ya around the clock."

Shi Feixia said: "Why?"

Jin Dao: "Because being affected and liking has never ended well."

Shi Feixia ran away.

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After playing around, Isfiel saw Shi Feixia standing by the swimming pool with his hips akimbo, frowning desperately into the word 'Chuan'.

"Do you know what happened to me just now?!"

As soon as his feet landed on the shore, Shi Feixia's angry and hasty questioning sprayed towards him.

Isfiel said, "I don't know."

"The bridge of my nose was broken!" This was the most violent incident he had ever encountered!In the past, even if the guest got angry again, he would just chase him from the first floor to the third floor, from the hotel to the apartment building with an ashtray made of glass.And the ashtray was finally smashed against the wall, and he was unharmed.

Isfiel said, "Porgy?"

Shi Feixia yelled: "Nonsense! Otherwise, I smashed it with a chair myself?"

Isfiel looked at him who was radiant, and said calmly: "Diya has already cured you."

……

Can it be said that it is not considered a work-related injury if it is cured? !

HAPPYENDING does not mean that the process is not cruel!

Shi Feixia said angrily: "Even so, shouldn't you express something?"

Isfiel thought for a while, and said slowly: "On behalf of the hotel, I express my condolences to you."

……

Shi Feixia was so angry that he wanted to punch someone, "I want something real, something real!" Isn't condolences a hypocritical onlooker?

"for example?"

"First!" Shi Feixia already had a draft in mind, he stretched out his finger, "Throw this little devil out of the hotel immediately. Second, compensate me for my mental and physical injuries!"

Isfiel said: "Noah's Ark has never expelled guests before."

Shi Feixia said: "Rules are made to be broken. Precedents are made by people."

Isfiel was unmoved, "Unless the guest voluntarily checks out, it's impossible."

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Take the initiative to check out, right?

Shi Feixia's eyes flashed with an evil light.For his straight nose, he decided to set up this beam!How amazing is the Demon King of Hell? !

……

Even if it is great, he just needs to do it without anyone noticing.

"What about the second rule?"

Isfiel said: "...you can receive a salary of [-] this month."

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Shi Feixia's eyes sparkled, "Really?"

Isfiel was silent for a while, and said slowly: "If you can get Poggy to check out on his own initiative, I will return Hughes' [-] gold coins."

……

Feixia Shi made a classic look of Popeye, "Give me spinach!"

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The door opened, and the two sides saw each other clearly.

Layton was wrapped in a bathrobe.

Shi Feixia smiled obsequiously.

Layton expressed his opinion on the comer with a stinky face.

Shi Feixia greeted: "Hi, my friend, your hairstyle is so cool!"

Layton said, "I washed my hair half way through."

……

Shi Feixia said: "That's really disturbing."

Layton immediately closed the door.

Shi Feixia desperately blocked the gap between the door and the door frame with his feet.

While pushing the door, Layton said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Shi Feixia desperately stuffed his body into the crack of the door, "I'm here to apologize."

Layton let go abruptly, but Shi Feixia couldn't stop him and threw him to the ground.

……

Shi Feixia said with a dry smile: "Have you felt my enthusiasm and sincerity?"

"Still up!" Layton's face was buried under his stomach.

Shi Feixia hurriedly got up.

Then the line of sight freezes.

The bathrobe wrapped around Layton's body was opened boldly, and the contents hidden inside could be seen at a glance.

After a long time, Layton's explosive roar resounded through the entire floor——

"Damn, what on earth are you trying to do!"