when master meets master

The first time I saw Peiran's parents, Chi Yanhao really didn't realize that these two were parents. The boy was handsome and the girl was young and beautiful. Both of them looked like they were only in their thirties. Like Chi Yanhao's parents, they were fat and full of flesh, a middle-aged and elderly couple with a vicious look.

So Chi Yanhao even had various associations with this beautiful mature woman. He wanted to say that a beautiful mature sister is not bad, and a mature woman is also one of the cute spots, so when he heard Peiran yell that "Mom After that, I was so shocked that I quickly erased all my thoughts about my mother-in-law from my mind.

It was a sunny Monday. In the morning before class, Chi Yanhao moved his quilt to the balcony to prepare his belongings to be scorched in the sun before packing them into the closet, because it had been summer for a while, and he I have been too lazy to put away the quilt, and just curled up on the bed like pickles.

At noon, before Chi Yanhao had time to go back to the dormitory to collect the quilt, Peiran dragged him outside the school, because Peiran's parents came over a few days ago, and he hadn't seen each other for two weekends, so Peiran dragged Chi Yan begging for nothing Hao did not let go.And Chi Yanhao didn't want to follow him at first, but the confrontation between the two ended in Chi Yanhao's defeat. His skill on the battlefield is not enough, and he is still a bit worse than Peiran, who is good at using softness to overcome strength. .

So he arrived at Peiran's residence two times, and Chi Yanhao repeatedly emphasized that he would go back to the dormitory at night, and he still had quilts to be collected outside. In summer, there are many showers, and it will be over when it rains at night. Of course, Peiran Nodding his head and saying yes, he called Gong Qijun later and told him to help Chi Yanhao put away the quilt.

Before Peiran hung up the phone, Chi Yanhao had just gnawed five melon seeds, when someone visited this small apartment.

Chi Yanhao kicked and stepped on his slippers to open the door. When the door opened, he saw a long-legged mature woman in a purple dress and a bearded uncle with raised eyes.

While knocking on melon seeds, Chi Yanhao only looked at the long-legged mature woman and completely ignored the bearded uncle: "Who are you looking for?"

Peiran got stuck from behind and called out, "Dad, Mom."

Chi Yanhao was so choked by the melon seed shell that he couldn't breathe, and he turned around and coughed.

How should I put it, Chi Yanhao's first impression of Peiran's parents was: a young and beautiful couple.

The second impression is: they seem to be a little afraid of Peiran.

Because Peiran didn't look at them directly when he was talking to them, but rather ironically: "...I have to make time to come together like this every day, and I'm so lucky for you..."

That's what he said, Chi Yanhao didn't remember clearly, anyway, he felt inexplicably ironic and uncomfortable when he heard those words.

Peiran is a well-educated person. He looks at others politely when he listens to them. He doesn't even have a bad word when he speaks, and his tone of voice is flat and gentle. Sense of distance.

But Peiran seems to be really not polite to his parents.

However, Peiran's parents were very polite to this son who was too lazy to look at them, so polite that they almost bowed their heads. Chi Yanhao heard them say: "We will go to the airport later, and I want to see you again... ..."

After he finished speaking, he inserted a dry laugh behind him, and Chi Yanhao also felt uncomfortable listening to it, even more uncomfortable than Peiran's semi-sarcasm.

But Peiran actually laughed too, snorting angrily, the three of them pretended to be like those people who practiced Tai Chi in the officialdom, Chi Yanhao and his old man had dinner with many officials before, eh Yo, don't talk sourly with this group of people.

The couple who didn't get a response from Peiran suddenly turned their attention to Chi Yanhao: "This classmate? Are you a classmate of Peiran? Usually, Peiran in our family troubles you to take care of him..."

Being accosted by a beautiful couple, or his own father-in-law, Chi Yanhao of course had to flatter him enough to save face, and immediately stopped eating melon seeds, and came over to politely shout.

Just like the last time when Peiran kissed Chi Yanhao in front of the whole dormitory, this time he also hugged Chi Yanhao's waist without any concealment: "It's not a classmate, it's a boyfriend."

Chi Yanhao's face turned pale in shock, and all the hairs on his body stood up. Of course, the hairs on his tail also stood on end, and his whole body instantly stiffened into an iron plate as if he had been poked.

Taking a closer look, the faces of the couple in front of Chi Yanhao were not much better than his. Chi Yanhao then raised his eyes to peek at Peiran's face - eh!This guy is actually laughing!

It’s dead, it’s dead, the image of a "classmate" is shattered in half a second, and it becomes a "boyfriend". Which parents would want to see their son make a "boyfriend", Chi Yanhao felt his conscience and said, If his son was gay, Chi Yanhao would definitely strangle his son to death first, and then strangle his son's boyfriend to death!

Poor parents!

Messing around with someone else's son, although I am the one who suffers, but I am also the one who is wronged, Chi Yanhao looked at the couple with all his hair on end, hey, the expressions on the faces of these two were as if he heard Peiran say that his buttocks were open The flowers became like clouds on a June thunderstorm day, not to mention how dark it was.

There's still time to find shelter before the thunder strikes!Then there is still a chance to recover before they get mad!

Chi Yanhao stammered and waved his hands: "No...not...you, don't listen to Peiran talking nonsense..."

He stuttered and his mouth trembled, but before the sentence "Of course I don't have that kind of relationship with Peiran" on his tongue came out, Peiran's mother had already turned her face.

But this cumulonimbus cloud didn't turn to be darker, eh?She suddenly turned into a cirrus cloud.

Chi Yanhao majored in liberal arts in high school, cirrostratus clouds, blooming in vain, appearing on sunny days.

The smiling face of Cirrostratus's mother was very abrupt. She looked like Chi Yanhao's aunts when they saw Peiran. Her attitude became enthusiastic and impulsive. Peiran's father also reacted quickly. The two of them Immediately, with a super-bright smile, he greeted Chi Yanhao with greetings, giving Chi Yanhao the illusion that his pregnant daughter-in-law was being courted by his parents-in-law who were eager for his grandson.

What's even more exaggerated is that Peiran's mother actually said that she wanted to give Chi Yanhao a red envelope because it was the first time she met Chi Yanhao. She really thought that Chi Yanhao was her own wife.

Isn't this not pregnant yet, so it's weird to be so attentive when doing anything.

wrong!I am a man at all, okay?

Shouldn't the normal parents' reaction be to draw a big-eared squeegee over to make Chi Yanhao confused and then kick him out of the house? !

Of course it's nice to be greeted with a smiling face, but it's just too weird.

Chi Yanhao had been shaking for a long time, and his hair, which had finally been shaken flat, was raised on end by the two of them. With his trembling mouth, his uncle and aunt yelled hundreds of times, and his clothes were about to be torn, but the two refused to let go.

Peiran's strange parents held on to Chi Yanhao like they were grabbing a life-saving straw. Their faces were full of eager anticipation, and their hopeful eyes were comparable to the little girl on the Hope Project poster. Their mushroom power was comparable Qi Peiran is even worse than that, but Peiran Mushroom doesn't bother Chi Yanhao, which is a bit annoying to Mushroom who is a parent.

It wasn't Chi Yanhao or the mature couple who won in the end, but Pei Ran.

Peiran pulled Chi Yanhao back to his side, and said only one sentence: "You can go, and don't pester him in the future."

"He" refers to Chi Yanhao.

And Peiran's parents actually responded obediently to Peiran's thunderous words, and then nodded and bowed goodbye as they came here.

In the few minutes since her parents came over, Peiran didn't even let them in.

Chi Yanhao is still in the frightened stage, Peiran's parents are really lingering, and the obsessive entanglement that comes to his face has the meaning of "you are the wind and I am the sand, lingering to the end of the world".

There were small decorative buttons on Chi Yanhao's clothes, and one was torn off.

"Your parents..." Chi Yanhao pointed to the door, a little dumbfounded. This was the first time he met this type of parents, and he had already begun to think that these two were actually Pei's mother and stepfather.

Peiran kicked the door, turned back and dragged Chi Yanhao to the bedroom, passed by the sofa and bent down to pick up the plate of melon seeds: "They said they were going to leave yesterday, but they didn't expect to keep it until today, they really worked hard."

"What? What is working hard?" Chi Yanhao asked, Peiran's words have become more and more profound recently.

When he walked to the bed, Chi Yanhao sat down, and Peiran stuffed the melon seeds into Chi Yanhao's arms. Chi Yanhao held the plate and began to peel the melon seeds, looking at Peiran with piercing eyes. Full of thirst for knowledge.

Peiran bent down and kissed his lips, then his eyelids, straightened up and smiled, but didn't say much.

Chi Yanhao felt very strange, but Peiran had no obligation to tell him anything, and Chi Yanhao was the type of person who advocated keeping a distance and a sense of mystery between him and his partner, so he could only bear it. Ask, after all, Peiran always speaks when she wants to.

Probably because Chi Yanhao was holding back his questions and eating melon seeds so that he had a constipated expression on his face. Peiran burst out laughing. He bent down to touch Chi Yanhao's head and scratched Chi Yanhao's neck.

Chi Yanhao felt goosebumps all over his body after being caught comfortably. He squinted his eyes and shrugged his shoulders, feeling that every one of the tens of thousands of pores in his body was not feeling smooth.

"Who raised you when you were a child?" Peiran suddenly asked, her long fingers still wandering around Chi Yanhao's neck.

The tip of his finger poked Chi Yanhao's sensitive spot with just the right amount of force. Chi Yanhao couldn't help but groaned under a light poke, his hair stood on end.

"Mom...Mom..." Chi Yanhao closed his eyes and shrank his neck and replied, his words were out of tune, and half of the melon seeds on the plate in his hand were about to fall down.

Peiran stretched out his hand to scratch Chi Yanhao's chin and the skin on the front of his neck again, as if it was fun, stroked it up and down with only a very light force, Chi Yanhao trembled again.

Chi Yanhao thought that Peiran was in need again today, but it was inevitable for a man of this age, not only Peiran, but also Chi Yanhao was in need, although Chi Yanhao had never been considered a person with strong desires, but Being like Peiran like this always makes him straighten his back and choke so comfortably that he is about to cry.

So to sum up, Chi Yanhao still likes Peiran one way or another, of course, he would like Peiran even more if he could be with Peiran last time.

But Peiran played with Chi Yanhao twice, but didn't continue, but sat a little closer, Chi Yanhao opened his eyes and looked at him suspiciously, Peiran took the plate of melon seeds in his hand, and changed the bed Give him a banana on his head.

Chi Yanhao grabbed the banana and thought: Is Peiran going to use props today?

Peiran looked into Chi Yanhao's eyes and said, "I was brought up by a nanny."

It can be seen that, based on the analysis of the general laws of TV dramas, and then substituted into the rich family equation to calculate, the chances of the children of authentic rich families being brought up by nanny are quite high. Peiran must not be able to escape this chance. Parents who grow children are busy making money, so they don't have time to take care of their children.

Peiran asked again: "Do you see your parents every day?"

"My father may not be sure, my mother can see it every day, but I still hope that I don't see my father..." Chi Yanhao said, and then peeled off the banana peel to eat the banana.

Seeing Chi Yanhao eating bananas, Pei Ran smiled for some reason, and after Chi Yanhao finished eating, he took another one, and for some reason there was a hanging banana beside his bed.

"Since I can remember, I have hardly seen my parents. I can only see them twice a year during Chinese New Year and my birthday..." Peiran said, still smiling, her expression and eyes unchanged.

Seeing her only twice a year is too shabby, Peiran's parents seem to be very busy people.

Chi Yanhao felt that Peiran was originally a child who had not been cared by his parents since he was a child, that's why he was so mean to his parents now.

Chi Yanhao remembered that Peiran joked that his parents had passed away when he first started school, so there was a reason for that.

Oh, poor Peiran.

Chi Yanhao patted Peiran's head, kissed him on the cheek, peeled a banana and handed it over.

Now in a place where there are only two people, Chi Yanhao is quite proficient in making intimate movements. He has spent a lot of time overcoming psychological barriers, and now practice makes perfect.

Pei Ran was amused by Chi Yanhao's actions, but he still accepted Chi Yanhao's kindness, took the bananas to eat, and said while eating: "My mother and father are classmates, and my mother was pregnant when she was in college. My grandfather was very angry at first, but he didn’t allow my mother to beat the child, because he believed in Buddhism, and karma said that the child who was knocked out would come to pester my mother, so my mother was not allowed to beat the child. Just right My father's family is also very rich and well-known in our area. My grandfather let him get married. It was when my mother was pregnant with me for four months, and he and his two had just graduated from college. "

Ah, no wonder Peiran's mother and father are so young, they should be in their early forties now, and with proper maintenance, it seems that they are about 30 years old.

After Peiran finished eating the bananas, he acted like a baby and asked Chi Yanhao to wipe his mouth. Chi Yanhao thought this guy was really annoying and annoying, so he wiped his mouth with a tissue.

Peiran continued to speak contentedly: "But my father and my mother don't really have any feelings for each other. They just made trouble when they drank too much that time, so my mother hates me too. She can't kill me because I want to be Getting married so early..."

Hearing Peiran say that his mother hated him, Chi Yanhao's heart tightened, feeling that something was wrong, he immediately restrained his wild thoughts, and began to listen attentively to what Peiran had to say.

"When I was three years old, my parents started to quarrel every day. At that time, they had other people outside. They wanted to divorce. Grandpa didn't allow them to leave because of me, saying that if they divorced, the inheritance would be worth a penny in the future. Don't leave it to them... My grandfather is very stubborn... My mother is dependent on her family and has no skills, so she can only listen to him. Naturally, I can only listen to my grandfather."

Pei Ran said slowly, the story wasn't too tragic, it was just a family conflict, but Chi Yanhao was so bored when he heard it, and the phrase "My mother hates me very much" was circling in his mind.

"Then...then my two parents who haven't divorced yet went abroad with their lovers, and before they left, they agreed with my grandfather that they would come back to see me twice a year..." Pei Ran clapped her hands, still smiling It seemed that he was not affected by his own memories.

But Chi Yanhao really hoped that he would raise his head and say now: I'm just kidding.

If Peiran said that, then Chi Yanhao would rush up and strangle him, but he would definitely be hugged by Peiran and kiss him randomly.

"My parents will return to China this time when it's not Chinese New Year or my birthday, because my grandfather is going to make a will recently, and there are two competitors for them, one is me, and the other is my uncle..." Peiran said, Smiling: "Uncle is adopted. Of course my parents think they are sure to win, but when they came back to check on my grandfather, they found that his thoughts were far from what they thought..."

Chi Yanhao stared at Peiran without saying a word, observing Peiran's most subtle expressions, but Peiran still had his usual smile on his face, as if he was really not affected by what he said at all.

"...It's really rare. Those two people who thought they were killing their fathers and enemies, now come back to cheat grandpa by pretending to be harmonious for the sake of money. It's a pity that grandpa's health is not good, but his mind is not bad... Because I said at home that I don't want shares in my grandfather's company, they chased me to the school and flattered me..."

Peiran suddenly laughed, then sighed: "When will those two people grow up a bit..."

That sigh floated into Chi Yanhao's heart all of a sudden, and spread like a thick fog, filling Chi Yanhao's entire being with his words, his words, his feelings, and his mood.

Chi Yanhao raised his hand to hold Peiran's face, and kissed his forehead.

He is not good at comforting people. In the past, Wu Tong's parents, the only friend he considered as a friend, divorced, so he was helpless. Fortunately, Wu Tong had other friends to comfort him at that time.

But now Peiran only has Chi Yanhao by his side, and they are the closest classmates, friends, and lovers.

So Chi Yanhao has to do something, if he can't say it, he will do it well.

"If you want to comfort me, you have to kiss here..." Peiran pouted and looked at Chi Yanhao.

This person really doesn't behave well at all, and he can still manage such a heavy atmosphere.

But Chi Yanhao still leaned forward and kissed him.

"I might not live at home in the future, and I won't work in my grandfather's company. You can't be my nanny..." After being kissed, Peiran looked very happy, and she had time to joke up.

"You don't go to work in your grandfather's company, so what do you want to do?" Chi Yanhao asked, letting Peiran not ask about his family affairs at all.

"I want to open a shoe store, or a clothing store. I have such good taste, the clothes in the store must be easy to sell." Pei Ran said, lying down on the bed, with her head on Chi Yanhao's lap as a pillow.

cheeky.

"Then I can only go back to work in my father's factory..." Chi Yanhao looked down at Peiran's face: "In order to help you when your store's business is not good, I will work hard to be the boss."

"Are you supporting me?" Peiran raised her head and looked at Chi Yanhao with a smile as bright as a star.

"I can only support you, you should be a good boy..."

As Chi Yanhao said, he lowered his head and kissed her.

Before Chi Yanhao went to college, he wanted to be a rich woman and be a badass, but now it seems that it's not bad to have a badass.

After all, Peiran is also considered a top-notch boy, and it's quite a bargain.