when master meets master

The author has something to say: I am dissatisfied with writing 100 questions, and I really want to write this, so just ask N... =. =(Remind everyone, today is double update (Chi Yanhao=Chi Peiran=Pei)

01. What are the two names?

Chi: Chi Yanhao.

Pei: Peiran.

02. What is the meaning of the two names?

Chi: The generation in my family happens to be the Yanzi generation. The name is Hao, and I don’t know what it means. Maybe my life is short of water, so I need a lot of water.

Pei: The surname Pei means heavy rain, and another meaning is the blessing of the emperor. The word Peiran means grand, and this is the name given to me by my grandfather's friend.

Chi (squinting with disdain): Oh, the grace of the emperor~~

Pei (laughing at Chi Yanhao): Isn't that enough grace?

Chi (blushing inexplicably): Bah!

03. What is the date of birth of the two of you?

Chi: July 88... I forgot the date, my family celebrates birthdays according to the lunar calendar, and every year is not at the same time.

Pei: November 89, 11.

Chi: You are one year younger than me? ! ! ! !

Pei: Yes.

Chi: You post-[-]s!

Pei: I'm [-].

Chi: You are born in the [-]s!

Pei: ...

Chi: At least the pseudo-post-[-]s!

Pei: ...do you discriminate against post-[-]s?

Chi: No!I discriminate against you!

Pei: ...

04. What do you two think of their respective personalities?

Chi: Good man, I am a good man, helpful and honest, lively, cute and handsome, smart, beautiful and kind, and I am very loyal... By the way, Pei Ran is definitely a... (Interrupted by the host)

Pei: I can’t say whether it’s good or bad, but at least I don’t intend to harm others, unless someone else harms me first... (Suddenly laughs) Of course, it doesn’t rule out the possibility that I will protect myself first...

05. How do you two feel about each other's personality?

Chi: Loves to bully, has a bad stomach, bastard, scum, thinks about calculating others all day long, eats inside and out, dies of homosexuality... (being held down by Peiran for a messy kiss)

Pei (gets up and licks his lips): ...not bad, quite delicious.

06. When and where did the two meet for the first time?

Chi: In the dormitory at the beginning of freshman year.

Pei (the husband sings and the wife follows the form): Yes.

07. What is your first impression of the other party?

Chi: Like a cat, a very expensive pure breed.

Pei: Like a bald chick.

Chi: Why chicken? !Why are you still bald? !

Pei (affectionate): The chick is so cute...

Chi (jumping up from the sofa): Then why is it bald? ! ! !

08. Where do you like each other?

Chi (blurred without hesitation): There are a lot of shoes in his house.

Pei (squinting his eyes dangerously): Only shoes?

Chi (shrinks his neck): He still looks like a human.

Pei (smiling with squinted eyes): Talkative, gossip, inconsistency, self-righteousness, never knowing where you stand, impulsive, lustful, eating what's in the bowl and thinking about what's in the pot, bullying the weak and fearing the hard... I like them all. .

(The security guards are trying to hold Chi Yanhao who is furious, and trying to calm him down)

09. Where do you hate each other?

Chi: I hate them all! (viciously)

Pei: Sometimes his lack of self-awareness makes me hate...

10. Do you think you get along well with each other?

Chi: What a fart!

Pei: Very good.

Chi (looks at Peiran, emphatically spitting again): What a fart!

11. How do you address each other?

Chi: Peiran.

Pei: Chi Yanhao.

12. How do you want the other party to call you?

Chi: Chi Yanhao.

Pei: Husband.

Chi: Father and mother!

13. What animal do you think the other party looks like?

Chi: Didn't this problem come up before?

Pei: It seems to have appeared.

Moderator: Previously, I asked about first impressions.

Chi: Well, in terms of animals, Peiran is not only like a cat, but also a wild animal. Well, those that appear in the animal world, such as leopards, because he is very fierce, fights very fast, and is rich. , so it is a leopard, and it is also a bit like... (interrupted by the host again)

Pei: chicken, bald.

Chi: You are bald!

14. If you give a gift, what will you give to the other party?

Chi: I don’t know. He has everything. If there is anything else he wants to give, let’s give him a cake. He likes sweet things.

Pei: shoes, or body.

Chi: The body does not need it.

15. What gift do you want to receive?

Chi: Shoes.

Pei: body.

Chi: No body! ! !

16. Do you have any hobbies?

Chi: I like girls and shoes, is it a hobby?

Pei: I like to see people with long legs wearing sneakers and black socks.

Chi (contemptuously): Metamorphosis.

Pei: ...Chi Yanhao showed me the dress.

Chi: Die! ! ! ! ! ! (Turns around to grab the folding chair, but is snatched away by security)

17. Does the other party have any hobbies?

Chi: He said it himself... In addition, he also likes to eat sweets, and he will walk around with snacks in his coat pocket. If his coat has no pockets, he will definitely carry a backpack and put food in it when he goes out.

Pei: ...Although he procrastinates, he always washes up the dishes immediately after eating instant noodles.

Chi: Because instant noodle bowls are hard to wash after a long time...does this count as a hobby?

Pei: Apparently my understanding of hobbies is more accurate than yours.

18. What do you do that will make the other person hate you?

Chi: ...Maybe he will hate me for having a girlfriend behind his back.

Pei: Talking so hard that he can't answer, touching him, pestering him, kissing him... But he is not really annoying.

Chi: I just really hate it!

Pei (touching his chin and laughing, he and the host looked at each other knowingly): Well, even if you really hate it.

18. What do other people do that you hate?

Chi: I hate everything he does, and what I hate the most is that he bullies people with bad intentions.

Pei: I hate when he avoids himself, and when he stares at other girls for too long.

19. Where has the relationship between the two progressed?

Chi (looking at the host with open teeth and claws): You know more than I do and you still ask me? !

Pei (holding Chi Yanhao's hand): Everything that should be progressing has progressed, and the others that have not progressed are slowly progressing.

20. Where do you often date?

Chi: ...I don't remember it anymore, it seems like I haven't had a serious date at all.

Pei: When I was in college, it was considered a date in the dormitory. Later, in the room I rented, I often made appointments to eat out after graduation, and then basically went to my house.

21. What will the other party do on their birthday?

Chi: Prepare a gift.

Pei: He almost always celebrates his birthday with his family. Although I have a lot to do, so far I have only prepared gifts.

22. Who was the first to confess?

Chi (blushing): Him.

Pei: Me.

23. What did the other party say and you surrendered?

Chi: As long as he looks at me eagerly and acts like a baby, I can't help it. Big eyes are an advantage.

Pei: When he cried, I couldn't help it.

24. Do you allow the other party to change their minds?

Chi: If he dares, I will kill him.

Pei: Not allowed.

25. What should I do if the date is one hour late?

Chi: Kill him!

Pei: It’s okay, you can save it and make it up on the bed later, and I’m very patient, it doesn’t matter if he’s two hours late.

26. Which part of the other party do you like most?

Chi: Eyes... But the most annoying thing is also the eyes!

Pei: I also like the legs and waist, and the butt is pretty good too.Well...the face is not bad, ah yes, the voice is not bad...

Chi: You are enough!

27. Which behavior of the other party is the most seductive?

Chi: When you laugh.

Pei (laughs): When the lower body is only wearing socks and shoes but the upper body is fully dressed.

28. Do you want to be lovers even if you turn around?

Chi: No!Absolutely not!I don't want to know him again!

Pei (looking at Chi Yanhao eagerly): Really?

Chi (turning his eyes away awkwardly): ...Let's talk...

29. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Pool: peony flowers and piranhas.

Pei: Why is there such a big difference?

Chi: Because you have personality problems!

Pei (laughing nonchalantly): I think he is...well...a bird of paradise...

Chi: ...I thought you would say moss, but even if you said bird of paradise, I will not forget that you said I was bald chicken.

Pei: I like the way you exercise, tall and lively.

Chi (blush and turn his head): ...

30. Is the relationship between the two recognized or kept secret?

Chi: Friends who know me well know that it's all because of that bastard Peiran...

Pei: Everyone in my family knows it, and my friends basically know it too, (suddenly looking at Chi Yanhao), don't you know about a high school classmate named Wu Tong?

Chi: How dare you let him know that I want you to die!

31. Are you subject?Or attack?

Chi: ... sooner or later I will become a gong.

Pei (covering his mouth and laughing): As he said...maybe.

32. Why did you decide so?

Chi: I can't beat him...and he'll play tricks...

Pei: I agree with this, he loves me more.

Chi: I love your sister!

33. Are you satisfied with this state?

Chi: No!

Pei: Satisfied.

34. Where is the first H?

Chi: Open the room.

Pei: ...Is this question the first time for the two of us?

Chi: Oh, the first time I met Peiran was at his house.

Pei: Who did you open a room with for the first time?How old were you when you opened the room?

Chi: I want you to take care of it.

Pei (keeps staring at Chi Yanhao meaningfully): ...

Chi: ... (turns away with guilt)

35. How did you feel at that time?

Chi: How can I feel with a man.

Pei: Not too bad, he is very suitable for wearing stockings.

36. What did the other party look like at that time?

Chi: A perverted look of a nymphomaniac.

Pei: ...It feels a bit like subduing temptation.

37. How many times a week?

Chi: I don’t know, sometimes many times a week, but sometimes not at all.

Pei: Although I really want to do it seven or eight times a week, there are obviously various factors that hinder me.

38. Ideally, how many times a week do you do it?

Chi: Better not do it once, unless I poke him.

Pei: If you have time and strength, it is best to do it every day.

Chi (angry): Do it every day!Have you eaten bullwhip? !

Pei: If you need, I can eat a little...

39. Where do you feel the most?

Chi: I'm ticklish, I hate him touching my waist and armpits.

Pei: ...I'm fine, I'm not particularly sensitive, but I like kissing very much.

Chi: In short, you are a sex maniac.

40. Where does the other party feel the most?

Chi (looks at the host in disbelief): ...Haven't you been harassed enough by his words just now?Actually want to come again?

Pei: He is very sensitive, he can feel everything he touches.

41. Use one sentence to describe the other party at H?

Chi: change... state...

Pei: Ordinarily, the desire is not strong, but it can be tossed for a long time when it is done. Simply put, it is boring.

Chi (unbelievable): How dare you call others boring? !

Pei: Because I flirt outside.

Pool: ...

42. Do you like or hate H?

Chi: I will like it when I poke him one day.

Pei: I quite like it.

43. What is the general body position?

Chi: You are enough, host.

Pei: He quite likes to sit down.

44. When and where do you want to try?

Chi: The normal time and place are the best, my taste is very light, I am a traditional good man.

Pei: ...I want to try...the kind of naked apron in the kitchen.

Chi (gritting teeth): I'll accompany you with your naked apron!

45. Have you ever had sex with someone other than the other party?

Chi: After getting to know him, there is no more.

Pei: No.

Chi: Yo, you are quite loyal.

Pei (laughs): Because they are not as good as you, they can't arouse my interest.

46. ​​Before H and after H, were you more shy at that time?

Chi: Definitely before.

Pei: He falls asleep every time after doing it, but the look before doing it will be very cute.

Chi: Your mother is so cute!

47. What would you do if your friend said "Only tonight, because it's too lonely" and asked for H?

Chi: Slap him to death, but if it’s a girl, I’ll be gentler... (It seems that Gong Qijun and Wu Tong were thought of when I said the first half of the sentence)

Pei: Hire him a prostitute, but let him pay for it himself.

48. Do you think your skills are good?

Chi: I dare not say how good the technique is, but I definitely have the right size, beautiful shape, and long-lasting stamina...

Pei: Chi Yanhao must think my technique is very good...

Chi: If you have a good face, everything is fine, I am just confused by your face!

Pei: Am I out of shape?

49. What about the other party?

Chi: He himself has not boasted.

Pei (suddenly pulling the corners of his mouth and laughing): Not bad...it's easy to manipulate...

50. What do you want the other party to say when you do it?

Chi: I hope he doesn't say anything! !

Pei: ...Say something sweet?Like what he says to all kinds of girls...

Chi: You are not a girl!

Pei (looking at Chi Yanhao with deep sorrowful eyes): ...

51. What is the most difficult thing about H?

Chi: He likes to say... very embarrassing things.

Pei: He always forbids me to speak.

52. Please say something to the other party.

Chi: ...you're an asshole.

Pei: Actually, I have always felt that you are Electra.

Chi: ... (I couldn't stand it anymore and stood up from the sofa to look for the murder weapon)

Pei (easily blocks Chi Yanhao's kick): It's a heavy hand... (sorrow)

Chi: You asked for it!

Pei: (smiling and kissing)