be your man

After Liu Chenguang's freedom to watch movies was deprived, his life seemed a bit too leisurely. It is said that there is a "tofu Xishi" Huang Jianchuan at home. He is tall and stylish, and he is good at bed and enthusiastic... Liu Chenguang Lying on the window sill: But after all, he is a policeman, and he often cannot go home after 9 o'clock, but he himself gets off work at 5:[-] every day.Idle to death.It only took less than an hour to clean, cook, and wash clothes. It’s not like there is endless talk every day when you find someone to chat with. Besides, that kid is so jealous. Interacting with other people, hmph, men can't associate with women, and women can't be friends with each other. Every time I find out, I have to grovel for days!It's so domineering!It is unreasonable at all!Liu Chenguang snorted.

If you can't watch movies, you can always read novels, right?

Opening the webpage, Liu Chenguang's eyes scanned the entire page, the novel has hundreds of pages! !It was originally a good thing, but unfortunately there are so many that people don’t know what to do. For example, this, my cousin, and my physical education teacher used to attract him.After turning through more than ten pages in a row, Liu Chenguang's gaze was attracted by an article - pinch it!

Liu Chenguang opened the article with great interest. The article told the story of a handsome and peerless man who was caught by his enemy Viagra and then brutally crushed and exploded. The content was cruel and unreasonable.But it was exciting, and Liu Chenguang's heart felt itchy when he saw it, and his whole face was red.

After reading it, Liu Chenguang felt infinitely sympathetic to the tragic experience of the handsome guy in it, but couldn’t help but want to read more articles, so he searched all the articles of this author and found that he also gave this series of novels a very interesting one. The name - pinch burst series.He also said that this article is called a pinch article.Liu Chenguang sympathized with the men inside and unknowingly finished reading all the author's articles.It's almost 11 o'clock.

Just now Huang Jianchuan called and said that he might not be able to come back from the meeting today, and there might be several more meetings, and it is estimated that he would not be able to come back tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, and asked him to eat well by himself and think about him when he slept.Liu Chenguang laughed and teased him for a few words before hanging up the phone. Now it's over. Dad went on a trip, and Huang Jianchuan couldn't go home because of a meeting. He was the only one left at home.Amidst all kinds of boredom, Liu Chenguang thought of hooking up with the author, but he didn't expect that he would tell him the truth, and he was really hooked up by him in no time.

After the two people had a long talk all night, they both felt right with each other. Liu Chenguang suddenly felt that there are such good people in this world, so he wrote down the content of the chat in a moment of excitement.In fact, Huang Jianchuan has the habit of peeking at his brother's diary, so this diary about "Putting Explosives" is naturally unavoidable to be spotted, and the final result is that Huang Jianchuan sticks behind him all day long and asks if the "Pinching Explosives" is What?

Faced with his younger brother's handsome face who didn't know anything, Liu Chenguang couldn't tell what the so-called pinch explosion was, so he could only hide and change the subject, but the more he was taboo to say it, the more persistent Huang Jianchuan was.Liu Chenguang couldn't take it anymore, so he ran into the room and covered himself with the quilt, and saw Huang Jianchuan also got into the quilt and rubbed his head vigorously: "Tell me what the pinch text is!"

"I do not want!"

"Tell me!" Huang Jianchuan continued to rub his head, and his short hair kept piercing Liu Chenguang's face: "What the hell is it! Tell me!"

"It's really nothing! There's nothing to tell me what to say!"

"You lied to me!" Huang Jianchuan raised his head, if there was nothing he would write in his diary?You must speak out today!Thinking of this, Huang Jianchuan resorted to a unique trick - acting like a baby.

Oh~ my brother is still acting like a baby at such an age, so cute, like a big pet dog, Liu Chenguang feels like he is going to collapse.

"talk!"

"Okay, it's just that, it's..."

"What is it?" Expected.

"It's just crushing!"

"Ah? What the hell is it!"

"That's right..." Liu Chenguang grabbed Huang Jianchuan's ear and said in a low voice, only to see Huang Jianchuan's face turn pale in an instant: "It was you who pestered me to tell me what to say." Liu Chenguang touched his brother's cheek irresponsibly. With a handsome face, I saw that Huang Jianchuan didn't react for a long time. It seemed that he was really scared and stupid. Also, the more manly a man is, the more afraid of such things, ha!

"Scared you, hurry up and watch TV, today's new movie is starring Zhou Xingchi."

Huang Jianchuan sighed heavily: "Okay!"

"Do it!" Liu Chenguang waved.After Huang Jianchuan made it, he began to eat other people's tofu everywhere.In just two strokes, Huang Jianchuan almost exploded the top of his crotch.And then, the movie starts...

Stephen Chow's movies are still as funny as ever, so the atmosphere is very pleasant from the beginning to the end. It is rare for Huang Jianchuan to show a happy expression when watching this kind of comedy. If you just watch comedy, then you are wrong!There is a conspiracy here!Master Viagra taught him!The ultimate way to abuse the spirit of your No. 1 gentleman!The opportunity is only a moment!Be careful!Liu Chenguang stared at Huang Jianchuan intently.

Suddenly there was a fighting scene in the movie, and the tall villain was kicked violently in the crotch!The features on his face were twisted into a ball in an instant, his legs were splayed inwards, clutching his crotch and fell to the ground twitching.Here is the same...

It's now!At the same time, Huang Jianchuan shook his whole body, his legs tightened involuntarily, and he frowned.Liu Chenguang purposely pretended to be nothing, stepped back and played the scene just now again. Seeing other men being kicked in the crotch, Huang Jianchuan clamped his legs again and frowned.This expression and movement made Liu Chenguang happy for a long time. The so-called mental abuse turned out to be like this!Let me show you a few more times... Go back, go back and go back!

Huang Jianchuan was finally traumatized, and buried his head in Liu Chenguang's arms faintly: "Don't watch this anymore!"

"Hmph, be afraid!" Liu Chenguang patted his younger brother's head: "You still keep asking me what pinch burst is!"

"Don't ask anymore!" Huang Jianchuan hugged Liu Chenguang intimately.Too bad it's too late...

That night, when Huang Jianchuan was preparing for a passionate exercise, Liu Chenguang kept arguing to weigh the two balls. Without thinking about it, he knew that this must be something he learned from some boring novels. Huang Jianchuan refused, and Liu Chenguang was not in a hurry. He said that he wanted to go to Zhang Peng, but there was nothing he could do. With Huang Jianchuan's temperament, how could he bear his brother's words, and of course he succeeded in the end.

Liu Chenguang cheerfully brought the prepared small tray. Huang Jianchuan closed his eyes helplessly, opened his legs and took a stride. Two huge balls were shaking sexy between his legs. He frowned and said again.

"It's fine if it's so reluctant, I'd better go find Zhang Peng, let's break up."

"How can I have!"

"You still have a little conscience! It compensates for your low salary." Liu Chenguang smiled wickedly. (What does this have to do with other people's wages? At this moment, Huang Jianchuan thought to himself, he has worked hard to make money. Although he can't compare with Zhang Peng who runs a department store, he can still eat enough, right?)

Huang Jianchuan felt the coldness below, and Liu Chenguang lifted the small tray up, and two huge balls were immediately placed in the tray, like a plate of beautiful salmon roe, and the pointer of the small tray began to shake.In this way, Huang Jianchuan was brutally weighed out by the man's weight.

From then on, Liu Chenguang called him 85 Kejun whenever no one was around, which made him often flushed, and he loved and hated this lover brother, but he had nothing to do with him.I can only keep regretting why I had to investigate what pinching explosion was in the first place.It would have been better not to ask if I knew earlier.After that, Liu Chenguang always liked to tease him, not to mention showing him the scene he saw that day, but also deliberately pinching him, saying that his expression and voice were so handsome when he was in pain, sighing...

No, Huang Jianchuan had no choice but to ask the author for help...

"Please help me, Master Author!"

"I know all about it, but is there any benefit in helping you?" Indifferently.

"What benefits do you want?"

"I'm going to crush it!"

"..."

"Are you scared? Hahaha!"

"Wait a minute! Could it be! Could it be that you wrote the novels my brother reads! It turns out that you taught my brother to be bad!"

"Hey hey, it's too late now! Hahaha..."