Get out, divorce!

, but the little fox... So, no matter how you look at this situation, how weird it is.

What's even weirder is... why do I feel that the place where I'm sitting is a little weird.

"Oh," the little fox sighed as if he had a foresight.

Before he could finish his sigh, Zhao Xiaozhu showed his little pig's hoof, pointed his index finger at him, and immediately poked down...

Suddenly, there was an awkward silence.

My face was burning hot, I swear, I really just wanted to know what the hell that was poking my thigh so badly?

I guess it might be the tiger amulet worn by the little fox or something...

However, I never expected... I opened my eyes wide... I seemed, seemed, probably poked... a part of... the dragon's body.

Grandmother... grandson's time has come... grandson poked the body of the dragon.

I tightened my neck and tried my best to hide my face. Of course, I could only hide in the fox's neck.

The finger that committed the "crime of ten thousand deaths" was neither up nor down, so it was still stuck in place, which was a part of the dragon's body.

"Zhao, Xiao, Zhu..." I heard the little fox gnashing his teeth next to my ear.

"me……"

"What about me?" the little fox bared his hair completely, "bring up your hoof!"

"Yes," as if I had been pardoned, I immediately withdrew the criminal finger, and raised the entire criminal's hand and arm high.

"Zhao Xiaozhu, are you brave enough..." The little fox pulled me out of his arms, squinted his eyes, and stared at me extremely unkindly, "Dare to touch me?"

With a bitter face, I have nothing to say.

"Which finger moved? Show me..."

I bitterly put down the hand that was raised high, and was about to show him my index finger.

"Why keep it?" the little fox snorted coldly, "Let Liu Fuquan chop it up for you."

I rely on... Immediately, raise it again!

"Stupid," said the little fox, with thousands of horses and horses in his eyes, looking menacing and unkind, "Say..."

"what?"

"You can still pretend, huh?" He grabbed my criminal hand, dragged it down, and held it in his hand, "Do you dare to do it next time?"

I opened my mouth wide suddenly, feeling that his mind was lost, there will be another time to poke the dragon's body? !

I just wanted to say a few perfunctory words to him... The minister is convicted, the minister is dead, and the minister will never dare again... Wait and so on...

Sudden……

I could feel my pupils tightening suddenly... There was a greasy tongue in my mouth.

However, what I can't understand is...why the little fox is touching my nose and intersecting with my breath at this time, and still gags my mouth so domineeringly, wrapping my tongue around me.

He understands...

I was dumbfounded.

It seems like another ten years have passed...

The little fox let go of me, and looked straight into mine with a pair of eyes.

After a while, he suddenly asked with a smile, "... She taught you this too?"

I... I rely on it!

"no!"

The little fox smiled with satisfaction for some reason.

I stared angrily at him.

"Ah?!" A short exclamation suddenly sounded in Nan's study.

It wasn't me, I looked at the little fox...it wasn't him either.

Then... only...

I turned my head slowly and saw Liu Feidao without any surprise.

However, Liu Feidao's situation at this time was quite strange. He was holding a food box and trembling.

"Liu Fuquan," the little fox's tone returned to his usual coldness, "I think it's better for you to see nothing, what do you think?"

"Yes, yes, yes... I am old and dizzy, and I can see nothing," Liu Fuquan immediately knelt down on the ground, "Only when the emperor bestows on me, can I see, the emperor is merciful, the emperor is merciful..."

"Well," the little fox nodded coolly.

The little eunuchs who were kneeling all over the ground stood up one after another as if they had been pardoned, all bowed their heads, and exited the South Study Room.

"In the future, you are not allowed to learn these things from others." The little fox lowered his voice and said quickly. At the end, he raised his eyes and asked coldly, "Got it?"

"Yes," I nodded.

"I know I can't go down..." The little fox raised his hand and pushed me down.

I was caught off guard and almost fell to the ground.

Fortunately, Liu Fei had a sharp eye and quickly freed up a hand to catch me... Just take it... You are an eunuch, and you smile too lewdly.

"You back down," the little fox raised his hand, without looking at me, and sent me away.

I was stunned for a moment... Maybe the freedom came too fast, and I couldn't bear it for a while.

Of course, he took a sip of tea in a daze, and Zhao Xiaozhu ran away without a trace.

"Your Majesty?" Liu Feidao boldly reminded the little emperor that he was still holding a food box for feeding pigs, "Second Master left in a hurry, why don't you send the servant to the Second Master's mansion. "

The little emperor only raised his hand, as if he didn't care much.

His eyes were on the food box, and he passed by.

【nine】

Along the way, I rushed back to the prime minister's mansion. There were two stone lions in front of the gate, which I was used to seeing when I went in and out on weekdays. At this moment, I actually felt very kind.

Leaning on the wall, bowing his waist, he opened his mouth wide and panted fiercely.

If at this time, Zhao Chuansun came out of this door suddenly, screaming and hugging, it would be a piece of pork on the chopping board.

"Yo, this is not the second master." Two young men came out from the door, one of them was more handsome, seeing my appearance, hurriedly greeted me, "I heard the old lady looking for you just now? What are you doing?" thing?"

Before I could speak, the one who looked quite honest also came up, "Did you meet a wild dog on the street in front of the second master? Don't be afraid of it, the secretary will beat it for the second master!"

I just calmed down, and after hearing his words, I bent down again.

"Second Master, are you okay?" The two came to help me with concern.

"It's okay, it's okay," I quickly waved my hands, and I couldn't help but look at the boy named Shishu with regret, what a pity... Your master named you Shishu, which means the gentle meaning of serving with pen and ink, Hitting wild dogs with that big stick - that's not something you should be thinking about...

However, looking at this boy again, my heart moved.

"Servant," I imitated my father's tone, "I ask you something, are you willing?"

"The second master ordered."

"How about you kiss me?"

I stared at him with wide-eyed eyes. To be honest, I had lingering fears about kissing, and I just wanted to know how he would respond to the "how".

"Second, Second Master..." The waiter suddenly turned pale, and jumped back abruptly, "Second Master, are you joking?!"

……joke……

I suddenly opened up, didn't I?

That's right, kind of like it.

What the little fox did today was just joking with me... It's funny that I was so shocked, and ran back all the way, feeling very upset.

"It's... just kidding," I lifted my leg and was about to pass by the two of them.

"Second Master," that well-behaved boy suddenly grabbed my arm and said in a weak voice, "You promote me, my name is Minghong, why don't you take care of him..."

"Uh," I froze, and turned my head to look at Ming Hong in some frustration.

The young man was still chattering, "Second Master, don't worry, Ming Hong's mouth is the most strict. Second Master raised the call, and Ming Hong will not tell anyone a word, lest the villain will be jealous and provocative..."

The buzzing red voice was buzzing in my ears, and I didn't hear what he said later.

The word "tick" was like cold water, and it froze me alive.

It turns out that the master called the slave over for a kiss, which is considered... a call?

That little fox is the emperor, he pulled me and kissed him, and it's also... a call?

So is it a call, or is it a joke? !

"Second Master," that Minghong still refused to give up, and grabbed my purse, "Minghong not only knows how to kiss, but also other things...Ming Hong can teach Second Master, okay?"

As he spoke, he winked at me.

My guts trembled, and suddenly, I remembered the words of the little fox... From now on, I am not allowed to learn these things from others.

Looking at Ming Hong again, there is really no point in disobeying that bullshit imperial edict for him.

"Forget it, forget it," I hurriedly waved my hands, and broke away from Xiao Minghong, "I'll talk about it another day, the old lady is still waiting inside... Let it go, let it go!"

I broke away from Minghong, and under Shishu's complicated gaze, I trotted all the way into the second gate.

In my heart, I can't help but be entangled between "joking" and "promotion".

On the main hall, a bright red curtain was hung impressively, and Mo Yu was sweeping alone. He is my father's servant, and he doesn't pay much attention to it on weekdays. Take a closer look today, darling, all the children in my family are very tall. Pretty.

Seeing me coming, Mo Yu hurriedly put down the duster in his hand, "Second master is back, old lady, lady asked about you..."

"Where's my father?" I looked at Mo Yu eagerly.

He was amused, barely held it back, and said, "Master has gone to the Min Mansion himself, and he has been there for a while."

My father saw that his in-laws had gone... I felt relieved.

"Moyu, I want to drink tea." I climbed into the grand master's chair in the middle and sat down, begging for tea from Moyu, "I'm thirsty..."

Zhao Chuansun is the only one who sits on this Taishi chair on weekdays... Today, he went out.

I hugged the Biluochun soaked in Moyu, and smiled contentedly.

"Second Master is so fun," Mo Yu smiled, and his delicate features added a bit of spring, "Is it worth being so happy to drink tea?"

When he smiled, I remembered what I shouldn't have thought again.

"Moyu," the so-called dead pig doesn't know how to repent, I asked cheekily, "I'll ask you something, okay?"

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