Get out, divorce!

So smart, there is nothing in this world that he can't think of.

At this moment, when the flowers were burning, when I woke up, I suddenly found that half of the imperial court had gathered at my house.

Zhao Chuansun stood in the crowd like stars and moon, his face was cold but radiant.

The little fox didn't come in person, but only sent a little eunuch with "Royal Brush", four words - "a match made in heaven".

Isn't it a match made in heaven... The emperor is heaven, and he proposed marriage, so I had no choice but to make it.

I haven't even seen whether the Miss of the Min family is round or flat. What I see is going to be perfect for a hundred years, it's really like a dream.

Mo Yu hit me with the imperial brush in his hand, I couldn't help calling him to stop, wanting to chat for a while.

"Second Master," Mo Yu said with some embarrassment, "this imperial brush will be sent to make a plaque right now... You should stop playing, it's all about worship."

"I'm all dressed up," I showed him the red body, which looked like a firecracker, "Does that look good?"

Mo Yu hesitated for a while, as if he was quite scrupulous when I asked him to comment on the words of the current Holy Majesty.

"What's up?" I urged him.

Mo Yu is not a servant of the family, he was sold by the government because of crimes committed by the family.

Listening to the gossip of those gentlemen, Mo Yuyuan's family is a scholarly family, and his father is a good character, a masterpiece in the capital.

"The wording is good," Mo Yu lowered his voice, hesitating for a long time, "it's just... a little domineering on a day like today."

Doesn't that mean that the evil spirit is heavy...it's good to have strong evil spirit...

"Why don't you hang it in the small thatched cottage in the backyard after today?"

I have always heard from those maids and boys that the small thatched cottage in the backyard is haunted by ghosts. After the sun goes down, if you pass by there, you can still hear faint cries of ghosts.

"Second Master, what are you talking about?" Mo Yu was a little anxious, "The emperor's imperial brush, after this is made into a plaque, the old lady will offer it to the Buddha..."

Uh... This ancestor likes the word "little fox"? !

"Then Moyu," I said shyly with a thick skin, "I also wrote a few words that day, why don't you take them together and make a plaque?"

"Second Master," Mo Yu's face froze, and he took a small step back without any trace, "Master Xiang was just ahead...looking for you."

This time, it was my turn to froze, and I took a big step away.

"You turn around and say hello to my old lady," I withdrew, "The old ancestor said something to tell me, you tell me...uh...my father...for me!"

I'm not lying to him, Zhao Chuansun, the old lady really said that she has something to tell me... But, she just went there earlier.

"Grandmother," I obediently stood in front of the old lady, my eyes staring at the snacks on the table.

"My sweetheart," the grandmother smiled openly, her attitude was more joyful than knowing that I was "high", "Come here, Madam Zhou told you a few words."

"Oh," I rubbed over.

Nanny Zhou was the old nanny next to my grandmother, her status was high, and she was full of arrogance when she trained the maids and servants on weekdays.

Today, as if my grandmother planned it, the two looked at me mysteriously and smiled together.

"Second Master," Mammy Zhou stretched out her hand and pulled me into her arms, "Mammy watched you grow up, and now you are married, Mammy is so happy, it's better than watching my puppy marry a wife Be a thousand times happier!"

The little dog is her own grandson, that little dog is over 30, has a lot of wives and concubines, and plays on the swing when he sees me.

"Look at your partiality," the grandmother was so happy when she saw Zhou Mosuo me, "If you hit a child, you are partial to him, and see that your own grandson has nowhere to complain!"

"Those idiots," Nanny Zhou patted me and said with a smile, "there is no second master who is good-looking and intelligent. One is in the sky and the other is in the ground. How can they compare!"

I am happy and sad again.

The happy thing is that Nanny Zhou praised me for being smart; the sad thing is that I am certainly not an idiot in the mouth of Nanny Zhou, but in the eyes of someone...

"Mommy," I tugged at Nanny Zhou, "Grandmother said you have something to tell me?"

"Old lady..." Nanny Zhou glanced at her grandmother and covered her mouth with a smile.

"You just told him," the grandmother laughed too.

"Then what can I say?"

"Say," the grandmother said proudly.

"Second Lord," Mother Zhou leaned closer to my ear, "This is a newlywed, the bed in the new house...hehe, lay a white satin...do you know why?"

White satin?

I thought about it, the newlyweds are overjoyed, and the white ones...

I'm as red as a firecracker, and the bed is covered with a sea of ​​blood. If you suddenly add a strip of white satin, isn't that...not abrupt?

"Our second master doesn't understand," the aunts at the side giggled.

Those young girls, for some reason, blushed and stood aside.

"Second Master," Zhou Nanny said mysteriously again, "Come closer... This old slave is here to tell you everything!"

I had to get closer...

As expected, she said exactly what she said, and that's exactly what she said!

What is called...that so...into that...to broken that...to shed that...this can be said...to shed that blood...to red that so white satin! !

"Bleeding... what do you mean?" I was dumbfounded.

"That's to say," Zhou Nanny smiled like a flower, "Second Mistress is a lady who keeps the etiquette and festivals!"

I stood there blankly, blushing with shame.

"Nurse Zhou, our second master doesn't know what's going on...hehe," an unknown aunt with a cheerful personality added fuel to the fire and made fun of it.

"Does Bao'er understand?" Grandma asked me with a smile.

Ming understands...but...but...

"Then she doesn't hurt?" I asked.

Nanny Zhou was stunned, grandma was also stunned, and everyone was also stunned...Suddenly, the whole room burst into laughter.

I rely on!

"Second Master! Second Master!" At this moment, a little maid ran in panting.

"What are you talking about?" She was grabbed by Nanny Zhou.

"The sedan chair at the front door is here," the little girl panted as she ran away, "Xiang, Xiangye... find the second master to... go out!"

The little maid bent over, raised her finger, and kept pointing outward.

"Quick, quick," the grandmother hurriedly stood up, and the aunts and maids behind her rushed up to help her.

"Old lady, don't worry," Nanny Zhou said, "I'm going to send the second master out, and I'll take it right away, you guys, hurry up..."

As soon as Nanny Zhou called out, several clever maidservants came up one after another, straightened my clothes quickly, surrounded me and went out, until I was sent to the outer hall.

"The bride's sedan chair has arrived!" The shouts spread from outside the gate to the main hall.

I was startled and jumped again, but I saw Zhao Chuansun responding freely surrounded by many dignitaries.

Suddenly, Zhao Chuansun looked back and seemed to see me.

... just smiled.

【fourteen】

Across the blooming flowers and crowds of people... I also looked back at Zhao Chuansun in a daze.

Seeing him like a fish in water, I can't help thinking... When Zhao Chuansun got married... didn't he have to do that?

There are groups of wives and concubines around him now, wouldn't they have piled up a long time ago, can you still tell who belongs to whom?

"Second Master, please shoot at the sedan chair door." Immediately, someone held up a sandalwood bow and a colorfully tied quiver. Inside the tube were a few arrows with colorful tail feathers, which looked really good...

It's just that when I saw this bow and arrow, my scalp felt numb...

This archery... I can't!

Before I could say the word "no", I was surrounded and pushed to the door.

Sure enough, there was a perfectly gorgeous phoenix sedan chair parked in front of the door, and the black lacquered sedan door looked very strong.

"Second Lord," the boy said a few auspicious words, and then he stuffed the bow and arrow into my hand.

"The groom shoots at the door of the sedan chair!" The bride who came with the sedan chair opened her throat and shouted coquettishly.

This... I pondered for a while, then slowly raised my hand, slowly put on the arrow, and drew the bow...

"call out……"

"Ding!"

The bride looked at the arrow that fell on the bluestone floor, a few steps away from the sedan door... she was a little stunned, but immediately reacted, waved her handkerchief, and started talking nonsense, "Flowering on the ground... a hundred years What a happy life together!"

I rubbed my nose in embarrassment, feeling a little embarrassed, so I had no choice but to take another arrow and draw the bow... "Whew..."

"Ding!"

Xi Niang's complexion changed again, she became ruthless, and said again, "The number one scholar and the first place, both big and small admissions are equal!"

I looked at her in embarrassment, and then I took the arrow and drew the bow...

It could be seen that Xi Niang was extremely nervous, staring at me with her eyes motionless; everyone also held their breath, fearing that a loud noise would startle me, and I would shoot down to the ground again.

"fool……"

At some point, Zhao Chuansun came behind me and whispered these two words in my ear.

He put his palm on my hand, held my hand, and drew the bow for me...

The arrow left the string and pierced straight into the sedan door... three points into the wood!

The entire front door seemed to be silent for a blink of an eye, and the bride suddenly laughed, and said loudly, "The bride gets out of the sedan chair!"

Suddenly, cheers and compliments flooded in.

"Little uncle..." I stood in the middle of the noise, staring blankly at the red-clothed bride coming out of the sedan chair, knowing that Zhao Chuansun was still behind me.

Zhao Chuansun gave a soft "hmm".

The bride in red...she...

It seems, it seems, why does it seem to be slightly taller than me?

Is it an illusion?

"Stupid," Zhao Chuansun narrowed his eyes, and also looked at the "slightly taller" bride, for a while...

He said very calmly, "Soldiers are coming to block you, hmph..."

I will