fate is easy

Ye Xiaoan has a dog.

Originally, he wanted to name the dog Zhaocai or Jinbao, or just call it Dollar Pound or something, which is auspicious.Think about it, the U.S. dollar or the pound depends on you all day long. According to the butterfly effect domino effect and magnetic field effect, etc., can this still make you rich?Ye Xiaoan considers himself an ordinary person, so he doesn't mind at all if someone laughs at him as a vulgar joke.

Looking at the world, I am afraid that no one can skip the basic livelihood issues such as eating, drinking, sleeping, and sleeping. Even gods, don’t they also pay attention to offering incense, let alone Ye Xiaoan, a small minion who dreams of 500 million yuan falling from the sky?Therefore, it is understandable that Ye Xiaoan, who wants to be auspicious in everything and wants to win a prize, wants to name his pet dog a glittering name-but in fact, Ye Xiaoan's dog is called Yelang.

Yelang is not a high-end breed, with gray hair that is neither gray nor white, long pointed mouth, ears that are always drooping, eyes that are half-closed as if they never wake up, and the thin, long hair with few long hairs. It's an ugly dog ​​with its tail between its legs.Its appearance is not pleasing, and Ye Xiaoan didn't think about raising it at the beginning, but after posting its photo on the Internet to find someone to adopt, it turned out that no one cared about it for several months.Ye Xiaoan thought about sending it to a shelter, but the dog looked bad and had a stubborn temper. Knowing that Ye Xiaoan was going to send him away, he bit Ye Xiaoan's trousers with one bite, and had to cut off the trousers or Cracking its teeth won't let it loose.

Naturally, Ye Xiaoan would not waste a pair of trousers that he had to buy for a dog that he picked up for nothing, not to mention that he didn't have many trousers in the first place, and of course he didn't bother to knock on the dog's teeth—the dog was also There are only a few teeth left.

Since this dog is going to be kept, it must be given a name so that it can be taken care of, right?As the owner, Ye Xiaoan gave his dog a name. He has the right to name his dog. This is the owner's right.However, Ye Xiaoan forgot that human beings have human rights, and as a race among all creatures, dogs also have dog rights—at least, Ye Xiaoan's dog is a dog with personality.

Because of his personality, the dog disdains Ye Xiaoan's vulgar names, and expresses his disapproval of the owner's vulgar taste with unheard of indifference.Until one day, Ye Xiaoan had nothing to do and took his ugly dog ​​for a walk in the park in the middle of the street. Among a group of elegant, noble or majestic high-end dogs, his ugly dog, which stood out from the crowd, was not too shabby. Instead of showing inferiority complex and stage fright, it bared its teeth and growled arrogantly at others, as if it was the king squinting at the world.He made Ye Xiaoan feel ashamed and hated to call him a "cocky Yelang".

Who knew that when the word "Yelang" was heard, the dog would turn its head to look at its owner, and then its small eyes gradually showed joy, and it threw itself on Ye Xiaoan, wagging its thin tail and chopsticks happily stand up.

Thanks to a period of running-in, Ye Xiaoan probably understood that this stupid dog likes the word "Yelang".Ye Xiaoan privately wondered if this stupid dog regarded this "Yelang" as that "wild wolf"?However, if this dog were not called "Yelang", there would be no other dog worthy of this name-what a pompous dog!

In any case, although Yelang's naming was weird, it finally came to fruition.Ye Xiaoan also breathed a sigh of relief.

In fact, Ye Xiaoan never thought of feeding a second mouth besides his own.However, if everything in this world develops according to your wishes, then you are not a human being but a god.Therefore, although Ye Xiaoan never thought of taking some out of his own rations for the second bite, he actually had to grit his teeth and bear the pain to allocate some out of his limited rations. Give the second bite the third bite the fourth bite.Not far behind Ye Xiaoan’s rented place is a large open-air garbage dump. This was originally a large fish pond. After the fish pond was abandoned, it is probably very convenient that the pit is ready-made. This village in the city plus the surrounding people To save trouble, they dumped all the garbage into this fish pond. Over time, a garbage dump was formed.This garbage dump not only attracts garbage from all over the world, but also attracts many kinds of creatures. In addition to the flies, mosquitoes, bugs and mice that everyone shouts and beats, there are also many cats, cats and dogs.

The cats, cats and dogs that come to the garbage dump are basically ownerless: abandoned by their owners, raised in the wild, this garbage dump has become a paradise for them to live.

If being soft-hearted is considered a problem, then Ye Xiaoan has quite a problem.Ye Xiaoan is moderately short-sighted, but doesn't like to wear glasses because he finds it troublesome, so he can't see the dirty things behind the window clearly. He also has rhinitis and is slow to respond to smells, so he can tolerate the stench from the garbage dump, but it seems like a self-adjusting compensation Similarly, Ye Xiaoan's hearing is top notch.As a result, in the dead of night, you will often hear the wailing from the garbage dump—the wailing from hunger or illness.

Ye Xiaoan's ears are soft, he can't hear these cats crying and dogs howling, and every time he hears it, he can't help but take the flashlight and drill out of the hot bed to go out to search.When I found it, seeing the pitiful appearance of those little animals, I softened my heart and took them home.However, Ye Xiaoan was still struggling to support himself, and it would be even more difficult to add a few more. For this reason, Ye Xiaoan dreamed of making a large fortune.Fortunately, he likes surfing the Internet for forums and so on. Every time he picks up small things, he cleans them up, takes pictures with a digital camera, and posts them on the Internet to find kind-hearted mothers and dogs to adopt or give them away. Go to a stray pet shelter.

In this world, there is as much warmth as there is coldness.Seeing that those poor little things can also have a place to shelter from the wind and rain and have a full meal, Ye Xiaoan feels extremely satisfied.

It can be seen from this that Ye Xiaoan is a very easy to satisfy person.However, contentment is a state, and sometimes it is an inducement for not thinking about making progress.So Ye Xiaoan has been working as a cashier in the supermarket for almost three years, and it’s still the same thing. Those who got in with him were either promoted to supervisors or quit. He was the only one who was not salty with the seven aunts and eight aunts. They mix together.Fortunately, although he is not motivated, he is dedicated to his work and has not made any mistakes, so he is doing well in the highly mobile service industry.It's just that if you want to make a fortune, it's a bit of a fantasy.Therefore, Ye Xiaoan will buy a welfare lottery ticket every week, randomly select numbers, and persevere, but so far, Ye Xiaoan, who has persisted for several years, has not even won a consolation prize of one or two yuan, not to mention the 500 million grand prize.Fortunately, Ye Xiaoan is content and casual, and has nothing to worry about. The sky is falling and he is covered. superior.

It is said that birds of a feather flock together and people are divided into groups, so what kind of dog is raised by whoever.Ye Xiaoan is such a person, but he has raised a dog like Yelang.Although this Yelang looks shabby, he is not a low-key dog ​​in the world, and he doesn't know whether he is competitive or hospitable. In short, when he sees his own kind, Yelang can't help but bark loudly to provoke others.

On this day, Ye Xiaoan was on the morning shift, and the next day happened to be off in rotation.As usual, Ye Xiaoan was going to a stray pet shelter in the western suburbs to help out. Because the distance was too far, it was not easy to go back and forth, so Ye Xiaoan would usually spend the night there by the way.

For the sake of convenience, Ye Xiaoan brought Yelang out when he was going to work. If he didn't take him out, he would be fine for a few hours. If God didn't see anyone, Yelang would have copied the nest.Ye Xiaoan took Yelang to the shopping mall, and secretly asked a custodian in an underground garage to watch over him. After work, he took Yelang with him and set off.

Ye Xiaoan's means of transportation is a battery car, and a simple wire basket is added to the back seat of the car, which becomes Yelang's special seat.

I don't know what happened today, Ye Xiaoan's battery car was just on the road not long ago, Yelang was barking wildly from behind.Normally, Yelang didn't hang his voice less, and he didn't see anything wrong. Generally, Ye Xiaoan would ignore it, and treat Yelang as an outlet for his excess energy.But today Yelang yelled and yelled, and kept jumping around in the car, jumping up and down, shaking left and right.Yelang said whether it is big or small, why is there a small one that weighs thirty or forty kilograms, how can a small battery car withstand such a toss?So Ye Xiaoan gradually lost control of the front of his car, and there were three big bags of dog food on the pedals, so the front of the car began to sway from side to side.

In the cold weather, Ye Xiaoan broke out in a sweat, turned his head and scolded Yelang, please be more honest.Who knew that when he turned around, he could see a Bentley posted up.

"Damn, there is such a car!"

Ye Xiaoan panicked, and subconsciously wanted to avoid it, who knew that the front of his car swung a little too much, but the restless Yelang in the back seat struggled to earn a living——

With a bang, people, cars and dogs all smashed into the Bentley.

Ye Xiaoan was stunned for a few seconds when he fell, he couldn't recover from the blue sky and white clouds - what's wrong?

"Woof woof..." Yelang barked wildly.

"Woof woof..." There was another bark.

Ye Xiaoan could tell that there was another dog here besides Yelang, the perverted dog, but just by hearing the barking, he could tell that the dog's self-cultivation was much better than his own, and he didn't have the vigor of a shrew cursing the street.

"Hey, are you okay?" At this time, someone pulled Ye Xiaoan's clothes.Ye Xiaoan raised his head, only to realize that he really knew how to find a place when he fell, and he was lying on the hood of someone's engine. No wonder he said that there was a faint smell of heat under his body, and it felt good.

The Bentley was already very slow, and Ye Xiaoan couldn't keep up with Yelang's tossing, so this time the person was really not injured, it was the iron cage that was installed Yelang scratched the silver Bentley body There is a scratch of seven or eight centimeters.

"Hey, buddy, how do you drive? Why do you have to run on me when the road is in the sky?" Ye Xiaoan is the first to act first. This kind of car, not to mention a single part, can make him a poor man. Get smashed down.While talking, Ye Xiaoan was quick-sighted and pulled Yelang back who was trying to jump into his car. If he left a few claw marks on the car, it would be even more confusing.

Yelang was dragged back, very unwilling, and howled at a golden retriever sitting in the back seat.It seems that Yelang got sick and yelled at people because he saw the golden retriever sitting in the car. Unfortunately, even a car accident happened, and the golden retriever just ignored him, the nobleman.

"You're an interesting dog. Our David doesn't seem to have messed with it, right?" The owner was very kind, pointing out the crux of the problem and clarifying the responsibility.

Yo, David!

Ye Xiaoan secretly rolled his eyes, and there was a sour smell of fake foreign devils.He vehemently denied that he had been suffering from stomach acid ever since he saw the car.

"This dog bites the dog's mouth—by the way, buddy, you drive a car at a level, and you are almost dancing with my small battery." Ye Xiaoan made up his mind to fight to the end, and he finally saved it That little pink can't stand the toss of this Bentley.

The man looked good-natured, looked at Ye Xiaoan kindly, smiled gently, took out his mobile phone, "If you have difficulty finding the police, I think it's better to call comrades from the traffic police, okay?" Telephone.

Ye Xiaoan nimbly pressed the Bentley man's hand. Although he was driving a battery car, he still had a little understanding of the basic traffic rules. He knew that although Bentley was also responsible for this, he didn't mind it. For convenience, he But on the motorway.Besides, the consciousness of a good citizen in his bones makes him instinctively unwilling to deal with the police.

"Okay, buddy, what's the big deal, the police uncle is so busy, let's not cause trouble for others, shall we?"

The Bentley man smiled and said that's the case, so what are you going to do?

"Yelang, calm down!" Ye Xiaoan tugged on Yelang's collar to prevent him from jumping around too much, and the golden-haired man simply ignored the stupid dog's provocation. "What do you think?" He slyly kicked the ball back.

The man was not in a hurry to answer, but his attention was attracted by Yelang, "This dog has a real personality, it doesn't look like a sausage, it's a little taller, its color is wrong, and it doesn't look like a Labrador. , a little shorter..."

Ye Xiaoan is very fortunate at this moment that Yelang can't really understand human speech after all, otherwise, Yelang might be able to vomit three liters of blood-this man's mouth is so poisonous, he doesn't use dirty words when he scolds dogs.

Although Yelang is indeed a mongrel dog, just like his parents, Ye Xiaoan also has an instinct to protect his weaknesses, so he grinned, revealing two small canine teeth, one left and one right, "Yes, my Yelang is A bunch of things, everything is good, just a little noisy, full of vitality, not like your David, how aristocratic, it looks like a wax figure there."

The corner of Bentley's mouth twitched, and his face was so polite and gentle again. He pointed to a few big bags scattered on the ground and said, "Do you have too many dogs at home or the supermarket is selling specials? Why are there so many dog ​​food?"

These dog foods are large packs of dog food that Ye Xiaoan found through the back door of the supermarket supplier. A pack of [-] catties is much cheaper than the ones in the supermarket without the intermediate link. One thing is to send dozens of catties of dog food to the shelter.You have to show your love as early as possible, otherwise by the end of the month, he will almost not have enough to eat, so how can he still have money to buy dog ​​food.

Ye Xiaoan conveniently handed Yelang over to the Bentley man, and bent down to put the battery car away. Fortunately, the packaging was firm and the dog food did not come out, so he put it on the pedal board of the battery car, explaining that it was for Dog food from the pet shelter.

"Are you going now?" Bingley asked.