Demons work too

In other words, on this day, Mr. Devil was in his office with his legs up on the computer desk, earphones on his ears, watching a newly downloaded pirated movie, and eating Haojia, which was a great pleasure.In order to avoid being discovered by his superiors, he locked the door and devoted himself to the fascinating plot of the magic movie.

Leader Liao is much more diligent than Mr. Devil. The new official took office three times. Since he was transferred to be the chief, he has been out for inspections every three days. Didn't he just visit secretly with his subordinates to punish him? A few dereliction of duty guys, come back victorious.

When passing Lord Demon's office, Liao Tianshen took a look at the situation inside the room, and it was as he imagined, that guy Yuyuan was doing these boring things again.Lord Demon snorted, he didn't have time to deal with that good-for-nothing demon, he still had a bunch of meetings to attend, so he strode away.

Liao Tianshen was really unlucky, because just as he left, Lord Demon received a QQ window that popped up. The Demon Emperor sent an excited QQ emoticon, telling him the great news: "The mysterious note of God has been found Already!!"

"What?!" The demon lord suddenly regained his energy from his lethargic state.

Liao Chen made a phone call at this time and informed Yu Yuan to attend the bureau's cadre meeting. Since Liao Chen became the director of the bureau, he has held five or six meetings every day.At this morning's meeting, a superior leader's speech was too long, he couldn't find the main point, and was knocked down by Liao Tianshen with the lightning that came in from the corner outside the window. It is said that after the investigation, the cause of the accident was the rare weather spectacle.

It is said that, for some unknown reason, a strange rumor circulated in the [-]-square-meter community of the Bureau of Petroleum and Chemical Industry: From a certain day, all those who hold meetings in the leadership building must end the meeting before three o'clock in the afternoon. Some people were struck by lightning on the road, some were hit by falling objects, some fell into the gutter, some were hit by a car, some were bitten by a dog... Anyway, the more it spreads, the more bizarre and terrifying it becomes. The efficiency of meetings in the bureau has also generally improved.

Surprisingly, Director Liao dared to call an emergency meeting at three o'clock in the afternoon, which frightened all the officials to turn pale, but the leader ordered them to go!Leadership is man!So one by one weeping and discussing: This director Liao is not simple, he has become a deal at a young age that can only be obtained after a lifetime of hard work, and he is bold and reckless. His throne, everyone just wait to see him fall!

But someone immediately refuted: Director Liao became the director at such a young age. Doesn't that clearly prove that he has someone above him and a backer behind him?So he listed some outrageous high-ranking officials with the same surname as Liao Chen, and asked everyone to guess which high-ranking official Liao Chen was related to.

Then someone said, maybe Director Liao got here through some kind of relationship, seeing that he looks very gentle, and his appearance is one of the best, maybe he has a relationship with a certain female leader and so on.

Among them, a whimsical person concluded viciously: Then maybe Director Liao's relationship with the boss is not a woman, maybe it is a man, have you heard of that fellow?

What is the same as what?Everyone questioned———In this closed office compound, people here are still thinking in the 80s, and the changes in the outside world are never worrying about laid-offs. Can’t afford a house, and the future generations can’t find a job. For the office ecosystem , is completely illusory and strange, in their hearts, time will always stay in that warm era - work is to sit in the office and make a cup of tea, mix in peace until retirement, the house unit is divided, and the offspring study in the children's school, When he grows up, he takes over from Lao Tzu, marries a wife from an agency community, and then the grandson repeats the life trajectory of the previous generation, rejecting all people outside the circle, but no one realizes that this circle is getting narrower and narrower.

The man smiled mysteriously: It's homosexuality!

Everyone laughed and scolded this person for being unreliable. In their opinion, those three words were special terms for people in a mental hospital. Men and men commit adultery. Thinking about it challenges the limits of their narrow thinking. How can men and men do it?They were puzzled.

But one of the most unlikely situations happened to be that terrible fact.

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Lord Demon sent a text message to Liao Chen on the grounds that he was rushing to buy fresh salmon at a discounted price in the supermarket, and swaggered home on an e-donkey, but in fact he ran to the Internet cafe and quickly hung up on QQ.

The Demon Emperor proudly told Lord Demon that during the battle to clear the heavens a few months ago, the spies from the demon world successfully broke into the angel's train to the heavens, and sneaked into Semir's private room during the scuffle. The spy is the most senior spy in the demon world, with rich investigative experience. He has been lurking in Semir's room for several months. After the most meticulous search, he finally found this dusty God's Note that was discarded by Semir.

"What's written there?!" Lord Demon asked.

"I didn't read it. I think that since the content here is regarded as forbidden by that cunning god, there must be a handle from the god. It is inconvenient for me to check it, so I will give it to you directly." The devil emperor is also very smart. The gods discovered their whereabouts, and there was still room for change at that time.

"Yu Yuan, Lord Demon God, you must not betray me!" The Demon Emperor pretended to be pitiful and said, "It's for the sake of my life and death for you."

"Don't worry, this matter has nothing to do with you, use the teleportation spell to send that book." The devil was typing, and the evil smile on his face made the people sitting next to them and playing the game terrified———kao , Is this person looking at some pornographic website?The man secretly aimed at Jun Siyu's computer.

"What are you looking at? Look at your own camera!" Jun Siyu suddenly turned his head, which startled the guy.

A few minutes later, the old heavy book finally fell into Yu Yuan's hands. Yu Yuan put the book in his briefcase, and left the Internet cafe with an evil smile that couldn't be wiped away at the speed of running.

Now, the secret of the gods is in his hands.

Jun Siyu laughed out loud on the street, causing passers-by to look at him in surprise.

Lord Demon sat on a chair in the rest area of ​​the supermarket and opened the book.The book is very old, and many pages are broken and incomplete. It seems to be the diary of the miscellaneous affairs of the gods. At first glance, the contents recorded in it are extremely trivial and ordinary trivia, but the careful devil quickly discovered the subtleties in it.

For example, Tianshen not only wrote his own work plan in it, but also wrote a lot of small-hearted things, for example, on xx month xx, year xx in the divine calendar, xx angels talked about Tianshen's hairstyle behind their backs, and prepared to be dereliction of duty in three days. He will be taught a lesson for the crimes, and the specific measures are as follows: [-]... [-]... [-]...

And even more slender content:

On xx, xx, xx year of the divine calendar, I miss the Son of Darkness so much, ah, I really want to die, miss him so much, miss him so much, miss him so much, miss him so much, just miss him, miss him... want to see him The look of being shrunken in front of me...

This passage left the devil speechless.

And very personal:

On xx, xx, xx year of the divine calendar, no one saw me. Recently, the affairs of the heavens have made me very irritable. Today, I became a mortal in the lower realms, and I yelled at a few peasants in the countryside. It was so relaxing!It feels so good to scold the street!

In addition, the secrets of the heavens were also mentioned one by one. For example, the third division of the powers of the heavens was actually provoked by the gods secretly in order to maintain the balance of the heavens.Also, he also mentioned how he said that Angel B sued Angel A in front of Angel A, said bad things about Angel A in front of Angel B, etc. It can be called a real private diary, something that cannot be told It's all in there, Lord Demon almost laughed so hard that tears came out after reading it!

This narrow-minded god!

However, looking back, according to Liao Chen's personality, anyone who reads this book will be killed!

After thinking about it, Mr. Devil decided to destroy this book. After all, he considered the final result and felt that it would be better to destroy this evil secret book as soon as possible instead of risking the danger of destroying the world in a rage by the stingy god!

However, Lord Demon was plotted against by Liao Chen's foreshadowing in advance—the god used to cast spells on the book. Except for God himself, a symbol would appear on the forehead of everyone who read the book. Lord Demon himself didn't notice it, so In this way, he swaggered home with the fish.

Liao Chen had been waiting for many days after getting off work, and when he heard familiar footsteps at the door, he hurried to open the door——the chef of this house is Lord Demon, and he couldn't cook until he came back.

The tragedy happened the moment the door was opened.

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Liao Chen stared blankly at the god mark on Jun Siyu's forehead, like five thunder piercing through the top, his whole body was petrified!

Lord Demon still didn't know it, and hugged Liao Chen enthusiastically: "I'm going to make a meal right now, how about a welcome kiss? What's wrong with you? You're just like a fool."

"Yu, Yuan!!! Go to hell!!!"

Liao Chen's eyes suddenly shot out the light of destruction.

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In the end, Mr. Devil was demoted eight levels in a row in the unit, and was demoted to clean the toilet.Not only that, Lord Devil was also sadly reminded by the furious god to temporarily erase his memory, and was hypnotized by the god, making him think that he was an ordinary worker who cleaned the toilet respectfully in the office building every day. Liao Tianshen took him seriously. The appearance of cleaning the toilet was secretly photographed, as a threat after the demon god regained his memory in the future.

However, after seeing Lord Demon wipe the floor with such a serious and melancholy expression, the people who came to the toilet were full of contempt and commented on him. At noon, Lord Demon sat in the corner by himself, eating the cheapest steamed buns and pickles. Tianshen was still distressed, so he quietly called him to his office, bought him chicken drumstick rice, watched him gobble it up, Liao Tianshen was heartbroken, and couldn't help saying: "Xiaojun, from now on at noon Come eat with me."

"Director! You are so kind to me!" Jun Siyu, a pure and simple cleaner, was very grateful to Director Liao. His eyes were so clear that Liao Tianshen was sad. Liao Tianshen stood up and patted him on the shoulder, "What have you done these days?" Seriously, the toilets of our bureau got excellent in the sanitation inspection, and I will give you a salary increase. Jun, what do you want to buy after the salary increase?"

"I want to save it and give it to my daughter-in-law... My daughter-in-law is fine... Woo... I remember her surname is also Liao... Why can't I remember... My head hurts..." Jun Siyu hugged his head and screamed, Liao Tianshen panicked. That day he also used the memory modification technique on Yu Yuan in a fit of rage that day, but he regretted it after using it. Seeing him having a headache now, Liao Chen felt so guilty. He supported Jun Siyu and lay on the sofa He said with concern: "Don't move, I'll give you a massage." As he spoke, he put his hand on Jun Siyu's forehead, hoping to relieve his headache with his own strength.

"Director...you are so kind to me..." Jun Siyu choked up.

"Xiao Jun, it's not easy for you to leave home alone. Seeing you is like seeing myself." Liao Chen helped him straighten his messy hair, "You don't want to live in the messenger room tonight, come home with me."

"But……"

"No, but, you are not feeling well, what if something happens if you stay here alone?" Liao Chen began to be one-sided, only wanting to take Lord Demon back.

"Director, let's let this happen!" Jun Siyu suddenly smirked, grabbed Liao Chen, and pushed him down on the sofa.

"Yu Yuan!!! You lied to me again!!!" Liao Chen finally realized.

"We're even." Yu Yuan said and tore off his shirt, too strong to resist.

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Things about other people in the book:

Three years later, Liao Qianqian was admitted to the animation department of a university, and began her journey to become a master of BL animation in the world. She is now living on campus, and is already a well-known amateur producer in the animation circle. Brother and Mr. Demon looking for inspiration; Shen Wu was very happy in the bus system and finally became a model conductor, but the day after the award was given, all the bus companies changed to unmanned ticket vehicles, and Shen Wu was honorably laid off with the award .He is currently unemployed, and is pursuing the Lord Demon to help him find a job in the railway system.

Mrs. Zhou, a criminal genius, continues to run Xuanmeng's business, and has become an internationally renowned godmother of the underworld. It is expected that she will implement her shocking plan in the near future, but where there is a combination of the devil and the gods, there will be world peace. , so don't worry.

Saraf is still the chief executive of the Heaven Realm. After Yu Lan was reborn, the two broke up quickly because Yu Lan lost all her memories and eloped with a boy from the Devil Realm resolutely.This matter was so noisy that it collapsed with vigor and vigor, and was finally settled by Seraph.Yu Lan gave up her identity as an angel and settled on the moon with her lover.

Samo and the chief guard still live together with Lord Devil and the others. They opened a pet shop in the agency complex, and the business is booming.However, the identity of the owner of the pet shop is just a cover, and they vowed to protect the safety of Lord Demon at all times.From time to time, the Demon Emperor would bring his loyal dog to visit.

The only thing that hasn't changed is that the position of Mr. Demon's toilet director hasn't changed since he was demoted. His salary has also been kept down by Liao Chen in retaliation, and he still chases after Liao Chen every day. Chen asked from the back of his ass: "When will you give me a raise?"

The author has something to say: Lord Devil is over, please look forward to Tanuki's new work "The Evil Brother Beside You" -------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ------------

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