Demons work too
Chapter 26 The Devil Opens an Online Store
Life seems to be back to normal for Lord Demon.However, from time to time, some strange people would visit Liao Chen when Liao Chen was not at home and Mr. Demon was at home.
For example, shortly after the onmyoji that appeared last time, another monk appeared.
As soon as the monk saw the devil, he sprinkled salt and then chanted sutras. The devil asked, "Are you from Shaolin Temple?"
The monk holding the staff stared: "Yiya!" [It seems to be "no" in Japanese] "What?" The devil was puzzled.
Going to school Liao Qianqian explained: "He said he is not from Shaolin Temple."
"Then you are a monk from Mount Putuo? Lama? Zen? Esoteric? Tiandao?" Lord Demon also knows about Buddhism.
"Li Takano!" The monk snorted coldly.
"He means he is a Japanese Buddhist disciple." Liao Qianqian explained.
"Japanese Buddhism? Say hello to Master Jianzhen for me." Lord Demon slammed the door shut.
——————————————————————————————————————
A few more days passed.
"The Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law!! Laojun Sanqing descends to me! The Nine Heavens Immortal Venerable descends to the mortal world!"
When Lord Demon opened the door, a Taoist talisman was pasted on the forehead of Lord Demon. Not only that, the wall outside their house was covered with such Taoist symbols. Paper Taoist talisman, ringing a bell, chanting words.
"Be careful that I report you for spreading a cult. You need to know the fate of Li xzhi's Fa X Gong. Do you question the strength of the country's anti-cult?" Lord Devil said coldly to the Taoist priest who was holding a mahogany sword and chanting mantras at him.
"Hey, don't be so bad, okay? I'm just helping people to get rid of disasters, so it's fine if you don't want to get rid of evil spirits." The Taoist offered a cigarette to Lord Demon, "Actually, we don't want to offend people."
——————————————————————————————————————
A few more days passed.
"Lord! Please cleanse this evil devil!" A priest held up a cross to face the devil at the door, and he saw garlic heads hanging on the door frame.
"...It just so happens that the price of garlic has increased recently." Liao Qianqian said with black lines on her face.
Lord Demon took the garlic string away and slammed the door.
————————————————————————————————————————
A few days later, Liao Qianqian was waiting at the door with Lord Demon early to see who Fujiwara had invited this time.
Sure enough, a group of people came on time, and when they saw Lord Demon, they enthusiastically greeted him, shouted slogans, clapped their hands, and sang: "My future is not a dream! My future is not a dream! A millionaire is not a dream! Do you want to become rich! Join us!"
Lord Demon asked, "Who are you?"
The leading man took out the materials in the briefcase and handed them to Mr. Demon, and then began to give lectures: "Our product is... the marketing model we adopt is... just join us... go offline through development earn high profits..."
"Aren't you a pyramid scheme?" Lord Devil said straight away.
"We are not a pyramid scheme, but a licensed and registered company..." The man started talking again.
Lord Demon closed the door again, wondering why the exorcist called for MLM?Puzzling.
In fact, this guy Fujiwara didn't know the situation here at all, and mistakenly thought that these MLM gangs were some religious groups, so he called them together.
Anyway, after a month, no one bothered Mr. Demon anymore, because Mr. Demon threatened Fujiwara again in private.
------------
Lord Devil is paying his salary again!
This is his first month's salary after his promotion.
But when he opened the salary bag, he spread out all his salary on the desk, and after counting it bit by bit, he couldn't help questioning Liao Chen behind the boss's desk next to him: "Why is my salary this month still only [-]? Do you want a salary increase!!!!!!”
Liao Chen seemed to have prepared his speech a long time ago, and spread his hands: "Considering your actual workload, you have actually been given a salary increase, because most of your salary has been paid by the company to the rehabilitation institution. You are rehabilitated, so what you see after deducting these is the 800 yuan you see. You have to think about it, you can enjoy 3000 yuan a month for rehabilitation in the rehabilitation hospital!"
"But why don't I know that there is a rehabilitation existence!!!" Lord Demon asked.
"It's been a month since I sent the rehabilitation documents to your work mailbox. You see, it's enough to prove that you didn't pay any attention to the company's affairs." Liao Chen squinted at him.
"Then can you pay me this part of the rehabilitation expenses directly?" Lord Demon asked.
"No, the company has already signed a 15-year agreement with the medical institution to guarantee your rehabilitation and physical health during these 15 years. Please be content with it. This is definitely a good thing for a disabled person," Liao Chen said.
"Hmph, I don't know who was given by the Japanese that day..." Lord Devil revealed his fault dissatisfiedly.
Liao Chen was still smiling, but his face turned blue. He took out a pen and paper to sign a document, then waved it in front of Lord Demon and said, "This is the latest network restriction notice. Chatting, stealing food, playing games and surfing the Internet are not allowed, and the company’s network implements a control system, and a special interception program will be activated. Once the interception program finds that someone violates the rules, 70% of a year’s salary will be deducted immediately!!”
"Evil program." Lord Demon snorted.
"Oh, it should be said that it is the technology of cash. Does technology lead our life!" Liao Chen smiled triumphantly.This time, although there was a disturbance of the Fujiwara incident, in the end the company won the A-level certification in the review of the head office, and it will be rewarded by the head office soon to improve the company's grade. At that time, everyone's salary will be raised by another big He deliberately didn't say it in front of Jun Siyu.
When it was time to get off work, Liao Chen wanted to have dinner with a client, so Jun Siyu went home alone.Just as he came downstairs in a wheelchair, a few young people from the custody department stopped him and said with a smile: "Section Chief, we have come up with an idea for starting a business, and we are trying to get you to join us! Let's go to dinner." , talking while eating."
So they came to a nearby Sichuan restaurant, ordered a few small dishes, and began to chat about their entrepreneurial events.
"Section Chief, you also know that we can't make a fortune with the few dead money we have in the company. We need to find some ways to start a business and make money." Xiao Zhang filled the devil with a glass of beer.
"How do you want to start a business?" Jun Siyu asked.
"It's like this," Xiao Li explained, "We are planning to open an online store on Taobao to do business together, but we are too busy with work during the day, and we are afraid of being discovered by our leaders when we go online, so we thought, section chief, you are the best at work. Leisurely, the leader trusts you so much, why don't we collect money to buy the goods, how about you help us look after the store? And the leader has the best attitude towards you, even if they are found out, they can't do anything to you, so the section chief, you are the owner of the online store The best candidate! If we make money, we will definitely not treat the section chief badly! We share 50/[-] with the section chief, how about the section chief enjoying [-]% of the profit alone?"
Liao Chen thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible. What are you going to sell online?"
Xiao Ma chuckled and said: "We have discussed it, and now the cost is relatively small, and the only products that can be sold are those that can be sold, so we have already pooled our money and ordered [-] pieces of lace women's underwear. These underwear are relatively cheap. The sales volume is huge. But it’s not good to put it in anyone’s house, Mr. Section Chief, can you hide it for us?”
"There's nothing wrong with that." Lord Demon resolutely decided to take a risk in order to get rich for his department staff and for himself to get 50.00% of the profit.
Just like that, Lord Demon returned to Liao Chen's home with a box of lace panties on a small e-Donkey.Of course, Lord Demon didn't open the box to see what was inside. After returning to the apartment, he put the box next to the table, turned on the computer, and quickly registered an online store called "Devil Lord".
"Hey, my lord, you are very fashionable, and you even opened an online store." Liao Qianqian said as she stood behind Lord Demon in her pajamas after she had finished her meal.
"Go, go back to your room and do your homework, don't meddle in other people's business." Lord Demon waved his hand at her.
"Cut." Liao Qianqian walked away bored.
After a while, Liao Chen came home. He took off his clothes and hung them on the hanger. He saw Jun Siyu playing on the computer, so he said casually: "Yo, it's very fashionable. Turn on the Internet. Here comes the store. Well, this is also a way for people with disabilities to find employment."
"Stop talking sarcastic, if it wasn't for the low salary you gave me, why should I be so troublesome." Jun Siyu said while typing, "You should just think of it as helping the disabled to get a job again, lend me your digital camera, help I took photos of these products and posted them online.”
"Okay." Liao Chen cooperatively took out his digital camera, and then tore open the box.
But when he saw what was inside, he couldn't help exclaiming!
"Jun Siyu! You pervert! This is..." Liao Chen blushed.
"What?!" Jun Siyu looked back, and saw that the box was not filled with lace underwear, but a box of sex toys! !
For example, shortly after the onmyoji that appeared last time, another monk appeared.
As soon as the monk saw the devil, he sprinkled salt and then chanted sutras. The devil asked, "Are you from Shaolin Temple?"
The monk holding the staff stared: "Yiya!" [It seems to be "no" in Japanese] "What?" The devil was puzzled.
Going to school Liao Qianqian explained: "He said he is not from Shaolin Temple."
"Then you are a monk from Mount Putuo? Lama? Zen? Esoteric? Tiandao?" Lord Demon also knows about Buddhism.
"Li Takano!" The monk snorted coldly.
"He means he is a Japanese Buddhist disciple." Liao Qianqian explained.
"Japanese Buddhism? Say hello to Master Jianzhen for me." Lord Demon slammed the door shut.
——————————————————————————————————————
A few more days passed.
"The Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law!! Laojun Sanqing descends to me! The Nine Heavens Immortal Venerable descends to the mortal world!"
When Lord Demon opened the door, a Taoist talisman was pasted on the forehead of Lord Demon. Not only that, the wall outside their house was covered with such Taoist symbols. Paper Taoist talisman, ringing a bell, chanting words.
"Be careful that I report you for spreading a cult. You need to know the fate of Li xzhi's Fa X Gong. Do you question the strength of the country's anti-cult?" Lord Devil said coldly to the Taoist priest who was holding a mahogany sword and chanting mantras at him.
"Hey, don't be so bad, okay? I'm just helping people to get rid of disasters, so it's fine if you don't want to get rid of evil spirits." The Taoist offered a cigarette to Lord Demon, "Actually, we don't want to offend people."
——————————————————————————————————————
A few more days passed.
"Lord! Please cleanse this evil devil!" A priest held up a cross to face the devil at the door, and he saw garlic heads hanging on the door frame.
"...It just so happens that the price of garlic has increased recently." Liao Qianqian said with black lines on her face.
Lord Demon took the garlic string away and slammed the door.
————————————————————————————————————————
A few days later, Liao Qianqian was waiting at the door with Lord Demon early to see who Fujiwara had invited this time.
Sure enough, a group of people came on time, and when they saw Lord Demon, they enthusiastically greeted him, shouted slogans, clapped their hands, and sang: "My future is not a dream! My future is not a dream! A millionaire is not a dream! Do you want to become rich! Join us!"
Lord Demon asked, "Who are you?"
The leading man took out the materials in the briefcase and handed them to Mr. Demon, and then began to give lectures: "Our product is... the marketing model we adopt is... just join us... go offline through development earn high profits..."
"Aren't you a pyramid scheme?" Lord Devil said straight away.
"We are not a pyramid scheme, but a licensed and registered company..." The man started talking again.
Lord Demon closed the door again, wondering why the exorcist called for MLM?Puzzling.
In fact, this guy Fujiwara didn't know the situation here at all, and mistakenly thought that these MLM gangs were some religious groups, so he called them together.
Anyway, after a month, no one bothered Mr. Demon anymore, because Mr. Demon threatened Fujiwara again in private.
------------
Lord Devil is paying his salary again!
This is his first month's salary after his promotion.
But when he opened the salary bag, he spread out all his salary on the desk, and after counting it bit by bit, he couldn't help questioning Liao Chen behind the boss's desk next to him: "Why is my salary this month still only [-]? Do you want a salary increase!!!!!!”
Liao Chen seemed to have prepared his speech a long time ago, and spread his hands: "Considering your actual workload, you have actually been given a salary increase, because most of your salary has been paid by the company to the rehabilitation institution. You are rehabilitated, so what you see after deducting these is the 800 yuan you see. You have to think about it, you can enjoy 3000 yuan a month for rehabilitation in the rehabilitation hospital!"
"But why don't I know that there is a rehabilitation existence!!!" Lord Demon asked.
"It's been a month since I sent the rehabilitation documents to your work mailbox. You see, it's enough to prove that you didn't pay any attention to the company's affairs." Liao Chen squinted at him.
"Then can you pay me this part of the rehabilitation expenses directly?" Lord Demon asked.
"No, the company has already signed a 15-year agreement with the medical institution to guarantee your rehabilitation and physical health during these 15 years. Please be content with it. This is definitely a good thing for a disabled person," Liao Chen said.
"Hmph, I don't know who was given by the Japanese that day..." Lord Devil revealed his fault dissatisfiedly.
Liao Chen was still smiling, but his face turned blue. He took out a pen and paper to sign a document, then waved it in front of Lord Demon and said, "This is the latest network restriction notice. Chatting, stealing food, playing games and surfing the Internet are not allowed, and the company’s network implements a control system, and a special interception program will be activated. Once the interception program finds that someone violates the rules, 70% of a year’s salary will be deducted immediately!!”
"Evil program." Lord Demon snorted.
"Oh, it should be said that it is the technology of cash. Does technology lead our life!" Liao Chen smiled triumphantly.This time, although there was a disturbance of the Fujiwara incident, in the end the company won the A-level certification in the review of the head office, and it will be rewarded by the head office soon to improve the company's grade. At that time, everyone's salary will be raised by another big He deliberately didn't say it in front of Jun Siyu.
When it was time to get off work, Liao Chen wanted to have dinner with a client, so Jun Siyu went home alone.Just as he came downstairs in a wheelchair, a few young people from the custody department stopped him and said with a smile: "Section Chief, we have come up with an idea for starting a business, and we are trying to get you to join us! Let's go to dinner." , talking while eating."
So they came to a nearby Sichuan restaurant, ordered a few small dishes, and began to chat about their entrepreneurial events.
"Section Chief, you also know that we can't make a fortune with the few dead money we have in the company. We need to find some ways to start a business and make money." Xiao Zhang filled the devil with a glass of beer.
"How do you want to start a business?" Jun Siyu asked.
"It's like this," Xiao Li explained, "We are planning to open an online store on Taobao to do business together, but we are too busy with work during the day, and we are afraid of being discovered by our leaders when we go online, so we thought, section chief, you are the best at work. Leisurely, the leader trusts you so much, why don't we collect money to buy the goods, how about you help us look after the store? And the leader has the best attitude towards you, even if they are found out, they can't do anything to you, so the section chief, you are the owner of the online store The best candidate! If we make money, we will definitely not treat the section chief badly! We share 50/[-] with the section chief, how about the section chief enjoying [-]% of the profit alone?"
Liao Chen thought for a while and said, "It's not impossible. What are you going to sell online?"
Xiao Ma chuckled and said: "We have discussed it, and now the cost is relatively small, and the only products that can be sold are those that can be sold, so we have already pooled our money and ordered [-] pieces of lace women's underwear. These underwear are relatively cheap. The sales volume is huge. But it’s not good to put it in anyone’s house, Mr. Section Chief, can you hide it for us?”
"There's nothing wrong with that." Lord Demon resolutely decided to take a risk in order to get rich for his department staff and for himself to get 50.00% of the profit.
Just like that, Lord Demon returned to Liao Chen's home with a box of lace panties on a small e-Donkey.Of course, Lord Demon didn't open the box to see what was inside. After returning to the apartment, he put the box next to the table, turned on the computer, and quickly registered an online store called "Devil Lord".
"Hey, my lord, you are very fashionable, and you even opened an online store." Liao Qianqian said as she stood behind Lord Demon in her pajamas after she had finished her meal.
"Go, go back to your room and do your homework, don't meddle in other people's business." Lord Demon waved his hand at her.
"Cut." Liao Qianqian walked away bored.
After a while, Liao Chen came home. He took off his clothes and hung them on the hanger. He saw Jun Siyu playing on the computer, so he said casually: "Yo, it's very fashionable. Turn on the Internet. Here comes the store. Well, this is also a way for people with disabilities to find employment."
"Stop talking sarcastic, if it wasn't for the low salary you gave me, why should I be so troublesome." Jun Siyu said while typing, "You should just think of it as helping the disabled to get a job again, lend me your digital camera, help I took photos of these products and posted them online.”
"Okay." Liao Chen cooperatively took out his digital camera, and then tore open the box.
But when he saw what was inside, he couldn't help exclaiming!
"Jun Siyu! You pervert! This is..." Liao Chen blushed.
"What?!" Jun Siyu looked back, and saw that the box was not filled with lace underwear, but a box of sex toys! !
You'll Also Like
-
Colonial Suit
Chapter 1210 15 hours ago -
Restart Your Life And Start Getting Rich By Copying Game Coins
Chapter 177 15 hours ago -
What’s the point of cultivating immortality if you don’t have money?
Chapter 223 15 hours ago -
Pokemon: How Are You Cultivating Immortality in the Pokemon World?
Chapter 241 21 hours ago -
My Doomsday Battleship RV.
Chapter 197 22 hours ago -
One Piece: Start as a mythical beast, practice to become stronger.
Chapter 708 1 days ago -
Naruto: If I ask you to be Naruto, you will become a yellow-haired person?
Chapter 124 1 days ago -
The Secret Way of Immortality
Chapter 659 1 days ago -
Lord of All People: Who the hell let the Zerg in?
Chapter 1290 1 days ago -
Slime simulator
Chapter 1099 1 days ago