Demons work too

The most annoying thing to encounter on long-distance buses is thieves besides urgency and diarrhea.

However, Shen Wu thought that under his own iron fist, there would be absolutely no thieves appearing on this route, but maybe the magnetic field of Lord Demon and Liao Chen was so unusual that Shen Wu accidentally bumped into him while driving at night. A thief is stealing the pockets of sleeping passengers!

The thief took the tweezers and concentrated on picking up the things in the passenger's pockets, making Shen Wu's blood run cold!But his blood was already cold—what is that guy doing! !How dare he challenge the limit of his red-banner bearer!How dare he challenge the dignity of the slug god! !

Shen Wu rushed up violently, stood next to the thief with her arms folded and stared at him closely.

"What are you doing?!" Shen Wu grabbed the thief's arm.The thief was stunned for a moment, then snorted and said, "How dare you touch me? Do you know who I am? I'm with Jin Wansan!"

Jin Wansan is a well-known road tyrant. Anyone who runs along this line will tremble when he hears Jin Wansan's name. Not bad at all.However, in recent years, Jin Wansan seems to have disappeared. Some people say that he was caught, some people say that he has washed his hands in the gold basin, and some people say that he may have been raped by his enemies.Only Shen Wu knew that after Jin Wansan harassed his train one day, he was "gentlely" disposed of.

Hearing Jin Wansan's name, the face of the stolen guest next to him turned pale with fright. Thinking that the thief might have slashed his stomach with a deadly knife or something, the passenger trembled and collapsed. On the one hand, pretending to be asleep, not wanting money or anything else, just saving his life—he began to complain extremely about that troublesome conductor.

Sure enough, the thief graciously took out a knife from his pocket, waved it in front of Shen Wu, and said arrogantly: "Boy, do you know how many brothers I have in this car? Be careful, I will rape you first and then wait for you!" kill!"

"Bah! I'll castrate you first! Feed you to slugs!" Shen Wu yelled, waking up all the passengers in the car, but everyone pretended to be asleep, and no one dared to speak.At the same time, several flesh-faced men stood up around them, who seemed to be the accomplices of the thief, and surrounded Shen Wu.

The driver didn't dare to stop the car, his hand holding the steering wheel was shaking.

"Boy, what are you? What are you so arrogant about? How much meat do you have? Huh? Dare to fight with us!" A man grabbed Shen Wu's shoulder with one hand and raised his fist to beat him.

Lord Demon suddenly stood up at this time, and shouted: "You thieves, you are so bold! There is no law, right?" After saying that, he grabbed the "Reader" in Liao Chen's hand and threw it to the gangster. On the face——— Lord Demon has acted bravely again!

Liao Chen shrugged secretly, he tugged on the corner of Jun Siyu's clothes and whispered: "Si Yu, don't be troublesome..."

"Brother Jun, I have a bound version of the princess's book here! This one is heavy! Throw this away!" Fearing that the world would not be chaotic, Liao Qianqian hastily handed her comic book to Jun Siyu, interrupting her brother's words.

"Si Yu, your health is not very good, don't be impulsive..." Liao Chen pulled the arm of Lord Demon, but seeing the fierce man rushing over in anger, Jun Siyu squeezed past Liao Chen's body with his buttocks, The seat rushed out, grabbed the gangster by his collar and threw him directly to the door from the back. Shen Wu opened the emergency door opening hand brake at the right time, causing the guy to roll down from the suddenly opened car door. Seeing that the situation was not right, the other people were all frightened and at a loss.

"You! Who are you!?" They shouted at the two with their knives in hand.

"Who do you think I look like?" Jun Siyu asked righteously.

"It's plainclothes! Run! It's plainclothes!" The gangster near the driver's seat yelled, and said to the driver, "Stop! Stop!"

The driver slammed on the brakes, and those gangsters fled out of the car door regardless of their noses and faces swollen.

Jun Siyu immediately established a tall image in the carriage, the passengers applauded, and someone shouted: "Thank you to the people's police!" A mother with a child warned her children: "In the future, you must not learn from that police uncle. That's courting death, you know!"

"But the police uncle is so handsome!" The child bit his finger in a daze.

"What are you doing, I'm obviously the first to bring justice..." Shen Wu pouted helplessly.

Then Shen Wu took the opportunity to introduce safety knowledge to everyone, calling on everyone not to succumb to evil forces.Then everyone fell asleep again.

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Finally, at five o'clock in the evening the next day, the slow long-distance bus finally arrived in S city.

Liao Chen and Jun Siyu got off the long-distance bus drowsily, while Shen Wu changed out of his uniform energetically, said goodbye to the driver with his luggage on his back, and ran over cheerfully from behind: "Majesty! Liao! Where are you going?"

"Majesty?" Lord Demon raised his eyebrows.

"Old Liao!?" Liao Chen opened his mouth wide.

I didn't expect to be called old by this kid with one bite.Liao Xiqian must have revealed their names to him.

"Just call me Xiao Wu." Shen Wu smiled brightly, but Liao Chen felt that he was talking to a huge slug, and he felt uncomfortable no matter what.

"You two, I'm new here and I don't know where to live. Just now, little sister Sissy said that her family has a place to live, and I will pay the rent for you two! I have a very good credit, and I will never default on it!" Shen Wu Blinking big innocent eyes.

"No, our house is already crowded enough." Liao Chen refused, and Lord Demon didn't like outsiders disturbing his and Liao Chen's two-person world.

"Oh my god, are you really so ruthless? Aren't you afraid that I'll starve to death and freeze to death on the street? God! You have pity on me!" Shen Wu pretended to cry, but in fact he was threatening Liao Chen again.

"Okay, but let's negotiate the price. You pay for all the utilities. You can only use the toilet for three hours a day. You are not allowed to use the TV. The computer is also included. The cost of the gas stove is extra, and you will be charged five times for damage. You are also responsible for cleaning the toilets, and you are not allowed to bring other strangers home to mess around..." Liao Chen was full of business experience.

"Then, how much is it a month?" Shen Wu asked.

Liao Chen stretched out a finger.

"One thousand?" Shen Wu tilted his head and thought for a while. In a place like City S where every inch of land is expensive, 1000 yuan a month is really not expensive.

Unexpectedly, Liao Chen stretched out his fingers in front of him and slowly curled up.

"Nine, nine thousand!!!! Hey! God! You can't slaughter people like this!" Shen Wu's heart was slaughtered to the point of bleeding, oh my god, living in their house for two days would exhaust his savings for the past few years!

For the sake of the ruler of the day and the earth, he endured this breath!

Shen Wu distressedly took out her bank card and handed it to Liao Chen: "There is 2 yuan in it, which is my prepaid rent."

Lord Demon took the bank card away, and with his height advantage, put the card in his pocket calmly, he said: "Okay, let's go back, this is not a place to talk."

So he reached out to hail a taxi, and several people squeezed into one car and returned to the apartment after a long absence.

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After many days of being idle in the apartment, the lights were finally turned on again. Liao Chen gave the empty room used as a storage room to Shen Wu to live in, and the three of them started living under the same roof.Although Liao Qianqian also has her own room, but her vacation is almost used up, and the school has already resumed normal classes. Liao Chen urged Liao Qianqian to resume her studies quickly.

Liao Qianqian got into her room, turned on the computer quickly, and began to add a new plot to her article "City of Despair", including the love triangle content. In the original text, a healthy character was inserted between the protagonists. Because of the sudden turn of the plot, the readers shouted out their blood, one by one biting their handkerchiefs at the computer and chasing the following with tears.

Lord Demon took a hot shower, lay face down on the bed, and soon fell asleep.Sleeping in a daze in the middle of the night, he remembered that he hadn't "eaten" Liao Chen—how could he give up the delicious first meal back home?

So while it was still dark, Liao Qianqian and the others also fell asleep, and the revived Lord Demon, wearing pajamas and pajama pants, opened his room door with bare feet and walked cautiously towards Liao Chen's room next door. .

"Majesty, where are you going so late?" Shen Wu suddenly heard a voice from the refrigerator - he squatted at the door of the refrigerator and opened it, as if he was looking for something.

"What are you doing? Stealing food? You need to pay more for stealing food." The devil was influenced by Liao Chen, and he was a real money fan.

"Cut, I'm a red-flag bearer of the Five Lectures and Four Beauties! Do I look like someone who would steal something like that!" Shen Wu defended, but he looked like he was stealing.

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Lord Demon didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to touch Liao Chen's door.And Shen Wu searched out the salt stored by their family and put it in his arms, ready to secretly throw it away--for slugs, salt is the most annoying thing!

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Lord Demon stretched out his hand and twisted the metal doorknob, and quickly opened the unlocked door panel. He squeezed in sideways through the cracked door, with an evil smile on his face———Liao Chen at this moment Seeming to have fallen asleep, Jun Siyu came to his bedside lightly, pulled away a corner of the quilt and got in.Liao Chen was sleeping soundly, but in his sleep he felt someone touching his body. When he opened his eyes in a daze, the palm had already pulled his trousers apart irregularly. His mouth moved closer, blocking his words.

There is no doubt that Liao Chen is destined to be the devil's dessert tonight.

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A night of cloud and rain made Mr. Devil more refreshed and energetic, and the result of his violent outburst was that Liao Chen was covered in hickey marks all over his body, his waist was sore and his back hurt, and he could hardly get out of bed. It was Jun Siyu who carried him into the bath to clean and dry him and carried him back on the bed.

Of course, Mr. Devil couldn't help but make a loving breakfast for Liao Chen, but all the salt in the house was gone.The culprit was Shen Wu, who was drinking water through a straw sweetly.I have never seen someone drinking tap water so happily and happily. Lord Demon thinks this guy is really weird.