Demons work too

At night, when there was no one in the corridor, Lord Demon took out the pliers and cut the fuse in the corridor.Immediately, several houses were pitch black, Lord Demon slyly walked to the door and shouted, "Why is there a power outage!"

Immediately, the doors of 702 and 703 opened. Mr. Zhou and his wife did not get off work, only the youngest daughter ran out, and the horror angel "Wang Xiaosan" also opened the door with a displeased face. After getting in touch, the power went out at such a critical moment, which made him want to kill the whole building for a moment.

Lord Devil pretended to be authentic: "It may be that the fuse is broken. The circuits of the three of us are all connected together. I don't know who used something that consumes a lot of power and blown the fuse. Everyone pull up their main switches. I Go check the fuse."

"Where is the main gate?" Wang Xiaosan doesn't know the structure of this kind of human dwelling at all. He has been unhappy living here for a long time, but the other two guys insist on experiencing the special life of mortals. Damn, this kind of What a good experience in a useless day!He has long been living in the prison of the heavens to death! !

Wang Xiaosan has a bad temper.

"Uncle, please help us pull the main switch, it's too high for me to reach." The little girl suggested, and the demon lord enthusiastically said: "Okay, should neighbors help each other, Xiaosan, I'll help you fix the electricity too." Bar."

"Hurry up!" Wang Xiaosan said in a nasty tone.He crossed his arms, disliked the humans in front of him more and more, and really wanted to kill them now.

Lord Demon took the flashlight and came to Wang Xiaosan's room. He used a stool to step up and pretended to check the electric switch of their house. Wang Xiaosan sat and waited impatiently below. The bug was quietly installed in the electric switch of his house.

"Is it connected to the wiring at home? The situation is a bit complicated. Let me see the wiring of your home." Lord Demon jumped down, took a flashlight and took pictures all the way inside. When he came to the computer, he squatted down to check the connection of the computer , Unknowingly installed another bug.

In this way, in front of the fidgety Wang Xiaosan, Mr. Demon installed a total of four bugs. It was really interesting to fool the scary angel.Lord Demon secretly laughed.

In this way, after tossing for a long time, the devil master "checked" that the main fuse outside was broken, so after replacing it, the light reappeared.

"Wow! Uncle is amazing!" The little girl clapped her hands and applauded.But Wang Xiaosan closed the door disdainfully and made a loud noise.

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In the middle of the night, the horror angels returned one after another. Liao Chen and Jun Siyu squatted on the bed and turned on the receiver of the bug, and began to put on earphones to eavesdrop on the secrets of the horror angels.

"Farrell, you contacted Samir at home, what did he say?"

"The leader said that it can be confirmed that the gods are in the world now. The gods are extremely cunning, so everyone should be more careful. In order to find the gods quickly, he passed on the 'tool' that can accurately locate the gods."

"Could it be that Semir is planning to use that holy angel Yulan as bait?"

"It's that useless guy, really, obviously this place is already crowded enough."

"This is a good prop, comrades, we can nail Yu Lan to the top of the TV tower."

So they discussed for a while how to use Yu Lan to blackmail Liao Chen, and then they went to sleep satisfied. It seems that Yu Lan has been teleported to their room, but they didn't hear Yu Lan's voice. Could it be that his mouth was sealed? up?

Lord Demon took off his earphones: "Chen, what are you going to do?"

"Waiting for the opportunity to save people." Liao Chen said solemnly.

"How can I lure those three guys out? Do you want to confront them head-on?" Jun Siyu asked.

"That will involve a lot of innocent people. You must know that these terrifying angels are relentless in killing people." Liao Chen closed his eyes and began to think carefully. Although Yu Lan was only created as a substitute for Yu Yuan, but For so many years, he has indeed cherished Yu Lan as his own child. When Yu Yuan was not around, he devoted all his enthusiasm to that child, making him the pride of the heavens. The favored child, how could he abandon him and throw him to the horror angel?

Lord Demon said: "One of the three seems to like the experience of life in the mortal world, we can take advantage of this."

"What's the matter?" Liao Chen rubbed his chin, no doubt, the devil had another bad idea.

"That." Lord Demon pointed to the news scrolling on the TV. Liao Chen glanced over and saw that the subtitle on the TV screen read "Ten Thousand People Community Blind Date".

"Blind date?" Liao Chen opened his mouth in surprise.

"That's right, there is nothing more mundane than a blind date. Liao Chen, those angels will definitely like it." Lord Demon is confident.He went to the computer, connected the computer to the printer, and quickly produced a rather elegant-looking flyer, which read, "Blind Date Meeting for Ten Thousand People, Your Best Sunday Pastime, Address: xxxxxx"

"Let's go with them to prevent them from suddenly going back on their word, and leave the work of saving lives to Samo." Lord Demon said, shaking the flyer in his hand.

"What about Wang Xiaosan? Can Samo handle him?" Liao Chen asked.

Mr. Demon made a gesture on his head with his finger: "Samo is a straight-tempered person, and he will definitely suffer a disadvantage in the face of that Wang Xiaosan, so I am going to send in reinforcements, and I will definitely be able to successfully take that guy away."

"You mean, the Demon King of the Demon Realm? That person..." Liao Chen was a little worried.

"Don't worry, as the king of the demon world, he always has two talents." Lord Demon still has more confidence in the Demon Emperor.

"Really?" Liao Chen's complexion turned a little bad. At the beginning, if the idiot of the Demon Emperor hadn't found Yu Yuan by mistake, he should be the first person to wake up Yu Yuan, and he wouldn't have grown up later. so many things...

The Demon Emperor has long been regarded as a quasi-love rival by the gods.

Naturally, Lord Demon didn't know about God's narrow-mindedness, so he opened the door and stuffed the flyer under the next door, and then dragged Liao Chen to sleep.

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The next day, the Demon Emperor appeared at the door of their house as promised. The Lord Demon brought Liao Chen out and briefly explained Liao Chen's identity and their plan. This surprised the Demon Emperor and almost fell off the sofa. down.

"Yuyuan!!! You actually betrayed the demon world! Mixed with the gods!! Unforgivable! You actually fell in love with the gods!!" The demon emperor yelled angrily.

"Don't be ridiculous, it's the period of the peace treaty between heaven and earth, haven't we already had a truce with the heavens?" Lord Demon is a heartless guy.

"But the Heaven Realm and our Demon Realm have a sworn feud!!" The Demon Emperor pointed at Liao Chen, "If you are still loyal to the Demon Realm, kill this guy now!!"

"Is it up to you to kill me?" Liao Chen smiled, "Demon Emperor, don't forget that I am also one of the founders of the Demon Realm, and I created the three realms. If you kill me, you have committed the crime of murder." The sin of the ancestors, after that, the supporting enchantment of the Three Realms will collapse, and the world will return to a state of chaos. Most importantly, your greatest weapon, Yuyuan, is now on my side." The gods deliberately exaggerated, and now the devil is big It turned out that Liao Chen was also very good at bluffing people.

"What an infuriating guy." The Demon Emperor sat down angrily, "Yu Yuan, if your crime is true, you will become the eternal enemy of the Demon Realm, and you really want to choose the path of being hunted down by the Demon Realm forever ?"

Yu Yuan's eyes became blurred, he shook the wine glass filled with ice cubes, smiled lazily, with a decadent and luxurious tone, "come from the devil world, yearn for human feelings, but they are not recognized by the devil world, instead they are accepted by the devil world Isn't this path of pathos suitable for a cynical demon like me?"

"Cut!" The Demon Emperor spat at him fiercely, "Okay, I want to make a condition."

"What conditions?" Liao Chen sat down and negotiated with the Demon Emperor.

The Demon Emperor said: "I can help you put down the rebellion, but after that, the Heaven Realm must formulate a commandment to strictly prohibit angels from entering the Demon Realm, and remove all surveillance eyes in the Demon Realm. The Demon Race must occupy 70% of the seats in the Heaven and Earth Talks every year. The Demon Realm will introduce the spirits from the Heaven Realm Restrictions on energy resources must be relaxed, tax rates must be reduced, and the heavens must increase the total amount of trade with the demon world; in the middle zone, a special guild hall for the demons must be built, and demons are allowed to serve as senior managers of the Yalelia Grand Court... blah blah blah..."

After listening, Liao Chen smiled and said, "Yu Yuan, you really think about the Demon Realm, and you have won so many benefits for the Demon Realm under the pretext of being helpful. Do you still want to demonize the Heaven Realm?"

"Heh." Yu Yuan took a sip of the fine wine from the Demon Realm, and smiled at the Demon Emperor.

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At the same time, in the next door, the angels of horror found the leaflets, and the leader with a gloomy expression expressed interest in it, asking Farrell - "Wang Xiaosan" to stay at home and look after the house, while he and his companions took the Looking for the gods as an excuse to go to one of the custom activities in the world - a blind date.

Farrell snorted coldly, and had completely lost patience with these two idlers. As soon as they left, he would sue the elder Samir in the heaven.

After waiting for those two to fly away, the Demon Emperor went to the stage himself and knocked on the door.

Farrell just turned on the computer to talk to Semir, when he heard the doorbell, veins appeared on his forehead, and he wanted to ignore it, but the doorbell kept ringing, which made him very irritable, so he rushed to the door, slammed the door open vigorously, and slammed Said: "Who is it?!!! Are you courting death!!!"

"Biaji!"

Suddenly, a kiss hit Farrell's lips. Before he could see clearly, he was kissed!This is his first kiss!Farrell froze and stayed on the spot.

"Dessert, my chocolate, when I first saw you, I fell in love with you! Ah! Let me love you!" The Demon Emperor was dressed in women's clothing, a wig, heavy makeup, with A kiss of magic enough to captivate the most determined of angels, and when he kissed Farrell, his long legs and arms in pantyhose and fishnet stockings hugged Farrell like an octopus.

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Also, a bonus shot of the slug master.

The slug master came to the bottom of the commercial building and asked a gardener who was arranging flowers and plants in the flower bed of the community: "Uncle, is there any Liao family who just moved here?"

"Who do you say is the uncle?" The gardener turned around. Although he was wearing black rubber rain boots, a black rubber apron, and black rubber gloves, his face was very clear and meaningful. His slightly frowned eyebrows matched his beautiful face, which was very similar to He is a melancholy star niche.

"Then, brother, you know..." The slug master changed his words.

"Don't call me big brother, I'm the one." The handsome gardener said lightly.

"Then..." Slug pointed at his finger, thought for a moment before saying, "Big brother...you know..."

"Call me the gardener." The gardener took out a cigarette and a lighter from the pocket of his black rubber apron and lit it up. He smoked the cigarette melancholy, and his long eyelashes cast thick shadows under his eyelids.