Star Road: Peasants Attack the City

"The Girl Who Can't Dance" is a single made by NPC with a lot of money, and the MV is even more generous. The blueprint of the story begins with an ordinary girl's dance dream. With a refreshing feeling.

Xiao Xiaowai watched in despair as the SG girls performed the song "Girls Who Can't Dance" in a chaotic manner in the wind.

Ai Jiajia, who is famous for her high-pitched singing voice, sang the line "I am stepping on heavy steps, I am powerless to fly into the blue sky", she almost wanted to crawl out of the camera on the ground, her round face was full of ferocity.

Some children in the audience were so frightened that they cried loudly. The parents couldn't help but continue to talk on the phone, "Hey, watch A&M TV... that's right, it's the thirty catties of pork, hey? Are you watching it too?"

"Hello? It's me, have you watched "Hey! RealStar!"? The new host is super handsome, um, he has a cute tongue... What? That's SAMA?! God..."

"Boss, the ratings have already broken [-]! It's still rising, and the official website is going to be maxed out..."

"..."

No matter how hot the situation outside the show is, the inside of the show is still low.After finally tormenting the dance music, Ai Jiajia's mind was full of ways to make this man look good.

Who in the NPC doesn't know that he is just a rural man who got hype by selling rotten people to the gods. Even if he usually meets each other and smiles and nods, it's just because of the face of his manager who never leaves. To put it bluntly, the smiling face is a gift for NICK Yes, the look of disdain is for him.

In the end, she was severely refuted by this kind of person in the live broadcast. Although the ratings are low, as long as the good people have the heart, this kind of star embarrassing programs tend to spread quickly on the Internet-she often spares no effort to collect The opponent's scandal is publicized, and this is the lowest level of black fans.

Ai Jiajia sat back on the sofa, biting her nails nervously. Fortunately, the camera was temporarily aimed at the host.

Xiao Xiaowai smiled awkwardly at the camera, "It's really a nice song, it encourages all boys and girls to pursue their dreams bravely, Bajue, are you right?"

Mo Bajue nodded lightly, "Yes."

Xiao Xiaowai just breathed a sigh of relief, and heard him add, "So everyone must believe that sows can also climb trees."

Sows can also climb trees...

Sows can also climb trees...

Sows can also climb trees...

Xiao Xiaowai hurried to remedy, "This sentence is not used correctly. It should be said that even a stupid bird can fly first."

...How much better is a stupid bird than a sow?

There was an eerie silence all around.

Xiao Xiaowai clenched his fist and looked at the director, who was happily talking on the phone.

Ai Jiajia seemed calmer this time, and when the audience had had enough laughing, she suddenly smiled, "Bajue, I heard that you have a very good relationship with the Great God. I have always admired the Great God. Can you introduce us to each other?"

Oh Mai Karma, the worrying thing finally happened, the other party is going to counterattack!Xiao Xiaowai turned to Mo Bajue in horror.

"Master?" Mo Bajue frowned slightly, "I know many aunts, which one do you want me to introduce?"

"..." Ai Jiajia took a deep breath, "There are a lot of photos of you grouped together on the Internet, in the field, in the hotel, at the airport, and last week's film conference..."

"Oh, you mean An Ran?" Mo Bajue interrupted her, "I don't think I can help you."

Ai Jiajia raised her eyebrows provocatively, "That is to say, given the special, special, relationship between you and the Great God, there is no way to introduce a newcomer to him?"

The word "special" accentuated the tone, and coupled with the overwhelming scandals before, it seemed extraordinarily intriguing—as if she knew some unknown inside story.

Mo Bajue sat on the sofa opposite her, resting his chin with his hands, with an indifferent expression, "I think it's better to meet men by yourself...I'm not a pimp."

...I'm not a pimp.

...I'm not a pimp.

Xiao Xiaowai's eye circles were red like rabbits.

He finally got on a show in his life. After fighting for so long, he wouldn't just die in Mo Bajue's hands, right?

"Thank you for your advice." Ai Jiajia took a dozen or so deep breaths before she was able to speak normally. The muscles on her face were twisted, her eyebrows were twisted into a ball, and she almost gritted her teeth to spit out the words. , "I'm not a prostitute either."

Mo Bajue looked at her sympathetically, "Don't be sad."

Ai Jiajia froze for a moment.

hurt, sad?

Sad what?Sad that he didn't introduce the Great God to himself?Or are you sad that you're not a whore? !

Xiao Xiaowai tried his best to wink at the editor-director in the audience, hoping that he would quickly realize the situation where the gunpowder smoke filled the sky, but the director was still answering the phone, and the smile on his face was more lustful than a prostitute... Bah, bah, bah, bah Bah, it's only been more than half an hour, and the poisonous tongue virus has been infected?

Sharp-eyed, he saw the assistant holding up the reminder board, and the show would end in a few minutes. Xiao Xiaowai hurriedly patted Mo Bajue on the back, signaling him not to speak again, and to end the show by himself.

"Today is really the most special time since the show started. Speaking of it, I have always liked your famous song "Love Love". Can you perform it live?"

Seeing that Ai Jiajia wanted to speak unwillingly, Captain SG hurriedly tugged her hand, and agreed with a sweet smile.

In the next few minutes, Mo Bajue really maintained a silent posture, but Xiao Xiaowai only felt that he had returned to the relaxed feeling of being a solo host, and the rhythm of the audience was much easier to grasp.

Objectively speaking, his hosting can only be regarded as quite satisfactory, but after all, it is much better than this kind of thrilling.

When the song ended, Xiao Xiaowai was relieved to finish, but Ai Jiajia suddenly said grimly, "Have you always judged people by their appearance?"

Xiao Xiaowai was stunned for a long time before he could react, so he heard Mo Bajue beside him say calmly, "Before I met you...no."

Xiao Xiaowai's eyes widened, and he whispered in his ear, "You can have this."

Mo Bajue looked as usual, and said calmly, "Really not."

The director finally hung up the phone, still immersed in the joy of the soaring ratings, turned around and just heard these last few words, and the flames immediately flashed in front of his eyes, and he slowly fainted to the ground under the endless loop.

Xiao Xiaowai had tears in his eyes, "Thank you SG for bringing us a happy time."... You have worked hard.

The sound of applause from the audience sounded, and the show finally ended amidst everyone's trepidation.

Backstage, Ai Jiajia immediately rushed towards Mo Bajue, "Did I offend you?"

Mo Bajue was removing makeup, splashed water on his face, his forehead was wet, and he raised his eyes lightly, "This is the men's restroom."

Ai Jiajia insisted, "Have I offended you?"

"No."

"Then why are you targeting me?"

Mo Bajue raised his eyebrows, "When did I target you?"

Ai Jiajia was furious, "Then what did you mean by being on the show just now? Hmph, don't say you only see me!"

Mo Bajue lowered his eyes and thought for a while, "Well, to a certain extent...it is indeed the case."

Ai Jiajia Petrochemical.Could it be that he has a crush on me?

"Because your size is more conspicuous."

……

Mo Bajue straightened up slowly, pushed back his wet forehead hair, and stared at her condescendingly with black eyes, "Actually, you are very powerful, and you also hang thirty pounds of meat on your body, other girls will definitely not dance like you so high."

Ai Jiajia was so angry that she seemed to be suffering from epilepsy, "...can I understand that you are comforting me?"

Mo Bajue smiled...

"You think too much."

Ai Jiajia finally understands how unwise it is to provoke a person who can't deal with the restrained environment under the camera when he is completely free to play.

So, when the assistant girl stood at the door of the men's room with bruised eye circles and called her, she turned her head and left, saying harshly, "You won't be able to be proud for long."

When passing by the assistant girl, seeing her carefully looking at me with a flattering smile, I couldn't help feeling angry, and raised my hand to slap her, "What are you laughing at?!"

Suddenly he was grabbed by the wrist.

Mo Bajue frowned, and said in a deep voice, "She didn't do anything, so why are you targeting her?"

Ai Jiajia was stunned.

Mo Bajue sighed, and let go of her hand, "Even though she's a little fatter, she's still pretty. She looks so cute, so why can't her behavior be cuter?"

After speaking, he walked sideways past her.

Xiao Xiaowai had already tidied himself up in the dressing room, put his backpack on his back and was about to leave, when he saw Mo Bajue pushing the door in, he didn't know whether to greet him with a smile or to rush up and beat him up.

The editor and director have been chasing after everyone to yell at everyone just now, but because of NICK's face, he dare not scold the right master, which makes others a little bit wronged, but I heard that the ratings have risen to nearly [-] for an unprecedented time, everyone I couldn't help being a little excited, and my emotions became complicated.

This kind of hosting method is undoubtedly welcomed by the audience, but he deeply doubts... If there is Mo Bajue, will there be guests willing to be on the show in the future?

Just close the door and go out of business.

NICK's face is not very good-looking, but he is used to playing, even if he put on a serious face, he still looks like he is smiling. He stepped forward and patted Ba Jue on the shoulder, "Let's go, I will take you home."

Xiao Xiaowai also walked to the door together, and smiled stiffly, "Let's go together, my friend is waiting for me in the parking lot."

Mo Bajue acted nonchalantly, nodded lightly and walked out with the two of them, and was silent all the way into the elevator, no one spoke.

I took the elevator all the way down to the parking lot, because they came out relatively late, and there was no one there. Under the dim light, the most conspicuous thing was NICK's cool red BMW, bluffing like his people.

Mo Bajue was amused by the thoughts in his head, just about to step out of the elevator, but Xiao Xiaowai snatched him first, "Sorry, sorry, I've been waiting for a long time."

"too slow!"

The familiar voice and complaining tone made Mo Bajue startled, he stopped abruptly, and looked in the direction of the voice.

Leaning on the wall next to the elevator door was a tall and tall young man with a large coat, a white T-shirt, a baseball cap pressed down extremely low, and thick-rimmed black-rimmed glasses, only showing his beautiful collarbone and a little Brown soft hair.

As soon as Xiao Xiaowai got out of the elevator, the young man grabbed his arm and pulled him into his arms. He pinched his face and looked around, "The dark circles under your eyes are so heavy, and you were rushing to draft again last night?"

Thinking that there were people behind him, Xiao Xiaowai stepped back uncomfortably to save his face, "Student, senior, there is someone..."

"Huh?" The young man frowned impatiently, and raised the brim of his hat slightly, "Who is it? You haven't left so late..."

The four eyes met, Mo Bajue's pupils were as black as water.

The young man's heart seemed to be thrown into a string of firecrackers, crackling and crackling.

"Damn, I actually forgot..." He gritted his teeth and cursed, wrapped his arms around Xiao Xiaowai's shoulders, and pretended not to notice, and left directly.

Unexpectedly, someone grabbed his arm, and the man whispered in a deep voice, "An Ran?"