Goku Meishou

Zixi looked at the groups of classmates who started to communicate with each other in an instant, and stood on the podium with great momentum, ready to face his own battle...

"Now I'm starting to ask questions on behalf of the whole class. I have the questions that the students have gathered just now. Maybe it's easier. Please listen carefully..."

Zixi watched a handsome and clean boy stand up and asked him seriously and politely, then he nodded with a smile...

After seeing the black-haired boy named Yi in the bar, Zixi’s handsomeness has changed drastically. He is more handsome because of his beautiful eyes. If this person is put in his old school, he must be the same. A school grass-level character...

"Once upon a time, there was a blind man who was very lonely living alone, so he raised a dog. The dog liked to cling to him very much. One morning, someone knocked on the door and came to find him. It was the neighbor of the blind man. The neighbor said to the blind man: "How do you let him Your puppy stayed in the stairwell last night? "After the blind man heard it, he vomited after thinking about it. Why?"

Zixi was dizzy when he heard this familiar and unfamiliar topic. This is a brain teaser. This game requires extremely strange thinking, extremely powerful comprehension and penetration. No one has dared to play this game with him for a long time. , I don’t know if there is any rust here...Rubbing his forehead with his hand, Zixi smiled warmly and harmlessly...

"The blind man likes the puppy very much, because the puppy brings a lot of happiness to his lonely life. Even when he goes to bed every night, he stretches his hand out of the bed and lets the dog lick his hand. This night, turn off the lights After going to bed, as usual, the blind man's hand was licked by the wet and cute little tongue again, he was very satisfied. But the next day, he found out that his dog was not at home last night. Then he remembered one thing: People in this area have been getting stolen recently, and it is said that the thief is a cunning and perverted guy. Thinking of this, the blind man's stomach can't help but churn."

Zixi pretended to be embarrassed and thought about it, then tilted his head and said the answer he had already got...

"The answer is correct, so let's start the second question. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who went to a new friend's house to participate in a multi-person party. The fat man didn't care about people, so he kept eating snacks. When the dinner was served, the fat man also patronized a Eat vigorously. When the winter melon fried pork was served, the fat man was so bloated that he went to the bathroom. That night, one of the party members was murdered. What's going on?"

"Fatty is an autistic person, and he is very depressed. The fried winter melon was very unpalatable today, so a girl with a bad temper scolded: "This winter melon is disgusting! "The fat man in the bathroom was very hurt when he heard this sentence, because he mistakenly thought that the girl was talking about him and insulting him. So that night, the fat man picked up the murder weapon and sneaked into the girl's house. "

Still answering the other party's question in an orderly manner, Zixi can see that the other party's expression has changed a little bit, has he started to be serious? It seems that he was really underestimated just now...

"The third question is a young man. There is a lawn between his house and the house of the neighbor couple. One night, the man was woken up by the noise of arguing next door, and then he heard the sound of throwing things, chopping knives and cattle eating. After a while, he heard the sound of someone knocking on the door of his house, but he ignored it and fell asleep again. The next day, he found that the hostess next door died tragically at the door of his house, and reasoned about the process , give an answer within 1 minute..."

"A neighbor couple quarreled, the husband used an ax to cut off his wife's four limbs, and then the wife bit the grass on the ground and crawled to the door of the "man" and knocked her head on the door to ask for help~! Naturally, she died of excessive blood loss."

Zixi watched the teacher become more and more silent, waiting for him to decide the outcome with the so-called representative, and not giving them a chance to watch the play. When the other party asked the question, Zixi had already blurted out the answer...

After the answer came out, the other party raised his head and looked at Zixi, and then started to ask again, "A veteran who just got out of the army, when he got up to go to the bathroom one night, he found that his wife was not sleeping beside him, and the pillow fell on the wooden floor, and he walked away in confusion. When I went into the toilet, I found a small green dress on the toilet. I was frightened to death on the spot. May I ask why? Please answer this question in English..."

"Theveteranhasthesomnambulismactually,servestheperiodinhimbecausehesleepwalkswiththepillowisbatteredtodeath itary uniform.

thespousewenttobathroomthatnightwhilehelpsthemthesontoweavethegreenthesmallmilitaryuniform(tohaveson^Q^)theresulttoforgetclothesinthestroom.

theveteransoutofbedhasnotseenthespouseisbecauseherspouseknewthathishusbandhasthesomnambulism,thereforealoneapersonsleepsonthesofa,buttheveteranwasmistakenoneselftokillownwifeandthesonpersonally,thereforeownismmadethebloodboiltheterroristactscaredtodeath”

[The veteran actually has sleepwalking. During his service, he crushed his comrades to death with pillows due to sleepwalking. After he woke up, he dismembered his comrades' corpses with a saber and threw them into the toilet. After disposing of the corpses Only the green uniforms of his comrades remained.

That night, while going to the toilet, my wife helped their son knit a green military uniform (he must have a son^Q^) but forgot the clothes in the toilet.

The veteran got out of bed and didn't see his wife because her husband knew that his husband had sleepwalking, so he slept alone on the sofa. The veteran mistakenly thought that he killed his wife and son with his own hands, so he was frightened to death by his heinous terrorist act ～】

Zixi's free and fluent English sentence shocked the whole class, not to mention that this is an extremely difficult question, but Zixi's confident and free-spirited appearance has already impressed the whole group of people. Looking at the silent group below, Zixi I am very proud of my heart... Xiaoyan English is my strong point, and you are far behind me. If you want to work in a western restaurant owned by a foreigner, you need a pure foreign language to communicate with customers, otherwise you think How did I get the application for studying abroad...

"Now we are entering the final test. I will give eight questions at the same time, of which only four questions need to be answered. These four questions will have a common feature. You must choose the correct question to answer. The answer time is 5 minutes. After reading my title, the timer will start, please listen carefully:

1. A woman is very afraid of flying, but because of work, she has to travel by plane between countries.She is very uncomfortable with the jet lag every time. Once she came to a transcontinental country and looked at her watch after getting off the plane. It showed that it was [-]:[-] in the morning. Then she cried and committed suicide. Excuse me Why?

2. An insurance salesman went to the supermarket after get off work to buy a Christmas gift for his girlfriend. What he finally bought was a sterling silver pendant engraved with a moon pattern.After leaving the supermarket, he saw a little girl crying on the side of the road, so he went to see what was going on, and suddenly found that the little girl had a bunch of keys on her chest.The next day, the police found the little girl dead in the street, and tried to analyze the reason.

3. Sleeping Beauty Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess who was cursed by a wizard and was locked in a castle for a long sleep.It is said that only a prince's affectionate kiss can wake up the princess.Later, a handsome prince captured the castle and rescued the princess.However, after he woke up the princess by kissing him, he was killed by the princess. Why?

4. There is a girl whose parents are away on a business trip. She sleeps alone at night, accompanied by only a pet dog.In the middle of the night, she suddenly heard the sound of water dripping from the ceiling.In order not to be afraid, she stretched her hand to the side of the bed, let the pet dog lick her hand, and then fell asleep peacefully.In the early morning of the next day, the girl saw the dead body of her pet dog hanging from the ceiling. According to analysis, she was killed in the middle of the night, but wasn't the pet dog still there at that time?What's the matter?

5. Girls and boys have been in love for a long time, and it was the girl who the boy first pursued.The girl celebrated her birthday, and the boy gave her a music box. Although it was old, the girl was very happy.Not long after, one day, the girl accidentally broke the music box, and found that there was only half of an old photo inside, and it looked like a vague image of a dog. The girl was frightened to death immediately, why?

6. There is a child whose father is an English doctor and whose mother is a Japanese English teacher. He has been proud of being a mixed race since he was a child.One day he opened the handouts his mother had prepared for class, and found a piece of note paper from long ago with a picture of England on it. He immediately went home and assassinated his father. Why?

7. A man with a criminal record just came home from the police station. He was summoned to the police station for interrogation due to a certain murder incident, but was released due to insufficient evidence.After returning home, he opened MSN to chat as usual, and suddenly found that a netizen’s head looked like a dirty black suit, so he rushed out and bought a white suit with the same specifications on the street .Try to analyze the reason.

8. A patient (female) who suffered a fracture in sports recovered and was discharged from the hospital. The family celebrated with a big banquet.While drinking, the patient's elder brother said that today's Coke tasted a bit strange, and then the patient's father and mother also drank it and expressed that the taste of Coke was indeed wrong.But the patient insisted that the taste was normal after drinking it.The patient died in the bathtub of the bath that night.Why? "

Listening to such a monstrous and tangled exam question, Zi Xi’s body’s cells are boiling. He hasn’t seriously thought about these problems for a long time. He has no choice. In the past, he had to apply for a scholarship for poor students. It must be obtained, it seems that his life is not only studying but also working...

When he was in junior high school, he had already been able to answer these brain teasers with intuition alone instead of relying on his brain power... This is the first time in a long time that he has used his strange thinking that doesn't turn very much...

"1. Because it is a transcontinental country, [-]:[-] in the morning may be the local evening. Because he is particularly uncomfortable with the jet lag, the person may not respond to the jet lag because of his poor eyesight. Because of being too tired, his eyes were close to blind, so he shot himself in desperation.

2. The insurance salesman wanted the girl's parents to buy insurance with him. So he killed the girl, and the reason why he took her whole body was because he wanted everyone to know that the girl was killed by homicide, not an accident. The murderer took all of her body Things, including the keys of course. Then the girl's parents will know that the key fell into the hands of the murderer, and rule out the possibility of accidental loss, they will be very scared, because the murderer is likely to use the key to sneak into their home, and the insurance officer can convince them at this time buy insurance.

5. The little girl used to have a pet dog. After the pet dog died, the little girl buried her beloved music box together with the photo of her and the pet dog. Because it is unlucky to bury her own photo, she cut it in half.After the child was born, the dog took the initiative to chase the little girl in order to get back the photos of the other half.Because no one knew about it, the only possibility was that the dog was born, so he was scared to death.

8. The girl lost her sense of smell. She didn't smell the gas leak in the bath.

The reason why I choose to answer them is because the deceased are all women, after the above answers, please point out if there is anything wrong..."

Zixi said all the answers in one breath, it was dry mouthed, the students in this class are not easy, the first three tests are intelligence, brain power, and extensive knowledge, science is also mixed in A number of basic skills, then an English test, and then a test of global reasoning and careful observation, and a time limit...

It all depends on super memory, super thinking conversion and super profound knowledge. It can be said that in just a few short questions, all liberal arts, science and various basic surgery are tested, and psychology, medicine are also mixed in. , sociology and other miscellaneous things, besides, these are all topics for college students to go up...

They are already so powerful in their freshman year of high school. If it weren't for his true soul in this 16-year-old body, ordinary people really wouldn't be able to answer...