Easier said than done

I'm a pig, and I'm a heavy sleeper.

So when someone pressed me to gnaw at night, I thought it was a dream I gnawed on a pig's trotter.

There was also the feeling of being stabbed by the beard. I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat, and I instinctively wanted to stretch my arms to turn on the light.

As a result, in the darkness, I heard a very calm voice saying, "Don't move."

That voice was so serious that it gave me the illusion that people were doing serious things.

I really didn't move as if I was hypnotized.

After being bitten by him a few more times, I finally realized it, but it seemed that I had nothing to resist and refuse.

I was so stupid there.

I don't know if I fell asleep just now, or if I just let someone take advantage of it.

Qiao Nan didn't speak after finishing the work, as if nothing happened, and actually turned her body on her back and fell asleep.

I slept more heavily than I did just now.

Now I can't fall asleep, I really want to ask him what he was doing just now.

But how does this mouth open?

It was as if my most trusted buddy had my wallet stolen. Although I didn’t have much money, it was disgusting, so I couldn’t bear it anymore and opened my mouth. When I opened my mouth, I realized that my voice was hoarse. I coughed quickly. He also asked him desperately, "What are you doing?"

Qiao Nan was silent for a while before slowly answering me: "Kiss you"

What you said is too fucking straightforward! !

I got annoyed, and I said, "Why do you kiss me?"

Now he actually smiled back, turned over and faced me, originally we were squeezed into a single bed, but now we are face to face, and the situation is reversed instantly.

He smiled and said, "Then why don't you resist?"

Damn, I said: "I haven't been fucked by anyone since I was a kid, am I stupid?"

Qiao Nan was even happier now. After hearing this, her smiling face almost burst into bloom, and she even blinked at me, "It's my first time too, but it's just the first time and the second time, next time you just keep up with the reaction."

I've been totally cheated, I'm not questioning him, I've been personally testified.

I really want to get up and go to sleep on the sofa.

But Qiao Nan slept on the outside of the bed. As soon as I moved, the way to get out of the bed was blocked. Unless I stepped on him, I was not willing to step on it, but I was afraid that he would show some monsters.

Time passed by every minute and every second, and I was in such a stalemate with him.

I didn't dare to look into his eyes, so I wanted to wait for him to speak, but he didn't say anything when I waited left and right, and I couldn't help it. I just wanted to say something, but when I saw it, this The kid didn't know when he fell asleep, but he fell asleep in such a bow-like posture.

I was so angry that I hurriedly took my own pillow and Xia Liang was put to sleep on the sofa.

When I woke up the next day, the first thing I thought of was how to face that Qiao Nan.

I was depressed when I heard my mother say to me in the kitchen: "Wenwen, your friend left early in the morning, saying that he has something urgent to deal with, let me tell you."

I was stunned for two or three seconds before I realized that that kid Qiao Nan ran away.

There is nothing more annoying than this. I couldn't even eat breakfast, so I quickly turned on my phone and dialed Qiao Nan's number, but Qiao Nan's phone was still turned off.

This is not the only troublesome thing, I was depressed, Xiaobai ran to my house and knocked on the door.

My mother had never seen a man with such long hair, and she was startled when she opened the door.

I hurriedly told my mother that this is performance art.

From then on, my mother looked at Xiaobai like she was looking at a hooligan.

I hurriedly fiddled with two mouthfuls of breakfast, and went out with Xiaobai.

Xiaobai kept blaming me for not answering his phone, and told me that he wanted to treat me to dinner yesterday.

After hearing this, I sighed a long time there. I really didn't want to go, I kept going backwards, I didn't eat Xiaobai's free food, but let that wicked Qiao take advantage of it all over the place.

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I couldn't help asking Xiaobai, "Why didn't you go with Qiao Nan?"

When I said that, I was still thinking, maybe this Xiaobai didn't know that Qiao Nan had left at all, just like me.

In the end, Xiaobai was quite clear, and said to me there: "He will go to see the results of the dog, and he will be back in two days."

I felt really indescribable when I heard it, as if I was choking there.

Xiaobai is quite rowdy, since he found me, he has been asked to let me play around with him.

I was really not in that mood, so I just put it off.

Besides, we really can't find any interesting places in our local area. Xiaobai is picky, and he also said that he will hang out with me when Qiao Nan comes back.

I couldn't think of anything else but to sigh.

Finally, when it was time for lunch, Xiaobai and I found a western restaurant with a good environment.

The music in it is very elegant, it's like a cow with my temperament

I was so tied up that I didn't know whether to use a knife or a fork.

Xiaobai started to give me cooking classes. What kind of food is not delicious? This is not authentic. I just ate everything I said, and I didn’t dare to answer, for fear of getting him excited. Give me a training class.

But fortunately, there is such a person, so I have a very full day.

But when I got home, I was depressed again, as if I had lost my soul.

I was lying in my room, and I heard my sister chatting with someone on the phone in her room. My sister has a loud voice, so I heard her say: "You are too bunny, you ran away after he fell asleep? Isn't that just Like eating spare ribs and spitting out the bones on the ground?"

I didn't like it very much. After my sister finished calling, I went over and asked her who she just called.

My sister told me about it, and after listening to it, I pretended to be casual and asked her, "What do you think is the best way to deal with this kind of scum?"

My sister glanced at me, "What else to do, hide as much as you can, this kind of thing only suffers from women, what else can you do with him, if you really can't stand it, find someone to beat him up."

I got even more bored.

But every morning, Xiaobai comes to my house to report, which is quite refreshing, so that our neighbors all know that I know such a person.

I couldn't help but said to Xiaobai: "Can you mess with your hair, at least don't let it loose like this, it looks weird."

Xiaobai doesn’t talk much about Qiao Nan when we’re together now. We used to say bad things about Qiao Nan from time to time. Recently, Ya only likes to study food with me.

I really don't know anything about that other than I have a stronger stomach.

However, it can be seen that Xiaobai likes cooking very much. Among the cars that came with him, there is a cooking car that is dedicated to cooking, and the things in it look quite high-end.

Xiaobai asked someone to drive the car to a remote suburb, where he made those things for me to eat.

There are super delicious ones and some super disgusting ones, such as beef tenderloin with tomatoes soaked in coffee, only my stomach can withstand this.

I just followed Xiaobai to start a fight. At the beginning, I always touched this and smashed that, which made Xiaobai roll his eyes, but then he became more proficient. I also practiced in the kitchen with my mother. .When Xiaobai was researching health-preserving recipes, making bitter gourd and chrysanthemum porridge, and cutting bitter gourd, his carefulness was like cutting diamonds.

I felt annoyed and flustered when I saw it, so I chatted with him without anything to say, and teased him a few words, why does he cook all day and still have such a small body, and he doesn't grow any flesh.

After finishing speaking, I didn't think about it, so I pinched his waist and said, "Is your waist two feet long? It's thinner than my sister's. My sister will be jealous if she sees it."

As soon as my hand came close, Xiaobai felt as if he had been electrocuted, his whole body stiffened, and then he groaned and cut his hand.

Xiaobai’s cooking cart has a lot of things, I hurriedly found a band-aid from the bottom layer, stuck it on him, and asked him if he was okay while putting it on.

As a result, Xiaobai stood there in a daze and didn't speak, just biting his lip and looking at me.

I thought he was still in pain, so I asked him what's the matter there, if I want some more Yunnan Baiyao, but I just saw the cut, it's not very big, it's just a touch of the blade.

As a result, his face swelled like a tomato, and he opened his mouth to let me get out of the car.

It made me baffled, didn't I just pinch him? Did I tickle him? Even if I cut off my hand, I can't let me go. I didn't mean it.

I got out of the car depressed, this place is so far away, it’s hard to take a taxi when I want to go back, but I didn’t take two steps, Xiaobai rushed out of the car again, dragged me there and shouted: “You Where are you going, did I let you go?"

If I hadn't known that Xiaobai was a man, I would have wondered if he had arrived at that special few days again like my sister.

I got into the car again for no reason, and now Xiaobai seemed to have lice, either twisting his buttocks or scratching his head, shaking uncomfortably all over his body, I was so itchy, I couldn't help scratching Goosebumps popping up.

But the porridge made by Xiaobai is really beautiful. Although the taste is not my favorite, it is quite good to drink in summer.

Xiaobai saw that I was in a good mood after taking a few sips, and put the rest in a thermos and asked me to take it back to my mother.

I didn't expect him to have such thoughts, and I didn't expect Xiaobai to hand me the thermos and say, "Didn't you say that Auntie has a bit of heatstroke these days? This porridge is very good for clearing away the heat. I'll think about it at night." Let's see what's good about tomorrow's recipe, by the way, I want to cook a beauty soup for your sister tomorrow, does your sister like white fungus?"

This time I was switched over, and I was speechless for a long time with my mouth wide open.

Xiao Bai's earnest look made me suddenly feel that there must be something wrong...