dance delivery
Chapter 1
SHIT!
Fuck!
His grandma's!
Waking up early in the morning, Tong Yan had already scolded all the curse words in his stomach in front of his small single bed, no matter how ugly they were.
Usually he is not so rude, but now the situation is different. After meeting Dr. Chen yesterday and getting the damn medical report, he decided to completely change his outlook on life, but to be safe, well-behaved, and diligent.
It turns out that in this world, good people don't live long, and evil people live for thousands of years!
If I had known earlier, I would not be a good young man who is actively working hard. I should use my youth to squander what I can, do bad things when I can, and go to his law department!Punish evil and promote good to him!
Alas, now I can only take advantage of my life, scold when I need to, yell when I need to, and show off my might to this sheet.
yes!Who likes waking up early in the morning only to have to deal with a wet, sticky, dirty sheet?
His grandpa's!
Tong Yan gritted his teeth as he tore off the dirty sheets like an enemy and threw them into the bathroom.
no big deal.
Isn't it just a nocturnal emission?Isn't it Chunmeng?Isn't it just a sexual dream of having a passionate fight with a stripper and fighting for [-] rounds?Anyway, I have had this kind of erotic dream for three years, and I am used to it!Who told that man...so handsome?
The phone rang.
Tong Yan ran out of the bathroom in a hurry, and found the phone at the bottom of the pile of books.
"Tong Yan, hello, do you want to answer the business?" The voice of Ming Hao, a good friend since childhood, came from the phone excitedly.
"No."
"What?" Minghao called out, "Are you kidding me? Aren't you short of money? You have collected all the tuition fees for this semester? You haven't paid the rent yet, right? Let me tell you, that guy is a son of a rich man, help He finished the thesis, a total of 5000 yuan, and will give you [-] yuan first, and then give you the remaining [-] yuan after you give the thesis."
"Forget it, he's a son of a rich man again." Tong Yan held the microphone to his ear, while kneeling on the ground with one hand to pick up the fallen books one by one, frowning slightly, "I told You, rich people are bastards. The last time I helped a kid from a rich family do his homework, I obviously helped him do it all, but in the end, he deducted things from me until there was only one third left.”
"Okay, okay, I will help you teach that little brat a lesson. But, are you really not going to accept this business? 5000 yuan. By the way, I seldom see you recently, are you busy?"
"Um."
Minghao's teasing voice came from the other side, and he deliberately smiled obscenely, "Are you busy writing pornographic novels? Tsk tsk, Tong Yan, the bigger you get, the worse you get. By the way, last time I saw your little girl on a small newsstand. Yellow book, it’s a pity that your name is not written on it, but the name of your temporary editor, who is very popular now. In this world, it’s just that we work hard to get a little change, and the people above are delicious It’s easy to wear and show off, you’ve helped me so much, how can he say that he should give you a bit more money? Have you mentioned it to him yet?”
"I mentioned it, but he didn't agree."
"The mean bastard."
"Okay, Minghao, the editor has figured it out, at least I didn't deduct my money. Think about it, without this part-time job, I can afford the tuition and rent just by being a shooter, helping people write papers and homework. ?”
"That's right." Minghao also seemed to feel that he shouldn't bring up unpleasant things, fell silent on the phone, and soon laughed cheerfully, "Your book looks good, and many people are rushing to buy it. I really want to suggest that you start a small porn book publishing house in the future. How about it, pass on your experience, how did you come up with so many erotic things without any experience?"
Tong Yan blushed, "Who said I have no experience? You have no experience."
"Ha, don't be stubborn. You can lie to others. I grew up with you. From birth to now, have you ever touched a girl's hand? I'm going to suspect you are incompetent. Tell me, you usually Hiding at home, did you secretly watch a lot of porn by yourself? Invite me to watch it together!"
"I don't care about you."
Tong Yan hung up the phone, bent down and continued cleaning the books on the floor.
Most of the books are professional books he has accumulated over the past few years, and they are so expensive that it is not worth buying new ones. To save money, Tong Yan often buys old books from his seniors that they don't want.However, he kept these old books very well. If the small rented room could be bigger, he could buy an old bookcase and put them neatly.
But he can't rent a bigger room, the money has to be saved for the next semester...
next semester?
At that time, was he still alive?
Tong Yan suddenly felt cold, his body felt stiff, his delicate and clean cheeks twitched in pain, he no longer had the mind to arrange the books on the floor, he stood up and took out the key, and opened the desk drawer.
Inside this drawer with a small lock is all his important things, the passbook that has accumulated a whole year's wages, the small jars for change, and... that man.
Tong Yan took a long breath, took out the poster from the drawer, wiped the floor vigorously with his sleeve, and then spread out the poster with the most handsome and charming man in the world on the floor.
He sat down, stared at the person in the poster quietly, and gently stroked the person's face with his hands.
Silently, with enjoyment, watch!
So handsome!
With slender limbs and an impeccably fit body, he looks like a vigorous black panther walking the steps of a king, unrestrained and unrestrained like a strong wind. His hair should be black, right?Maybe it's the effect of photography and design, but there are occasional gold-like rays of light shining in the blackness. In Tong Yan's eyes, it is a natural crown.
I have never paid attention to the background of the poster, no matter how beautiful the background is, it is useless, the only bright spot is too dazzling, as long as anyone's eyes come into contact with this poster, the only consequence is to be deeply attracted by the man on it.
Handsome, Tong Yan remembered that he named this man in his dream, it was simple but just right, only this word could represent the man in Tong Yan's heart.
He is the most handsome and handsome man in the world, Tong Yan has taken a fancy to him, and has chosen him as the lover of his dreams ever since.
Although, picking a stripper on the poster as the lover of his dreams is really unreasonable... But, love at first sight should be something similar to a curse, and you can't escape even if you try your best?
That deep one seems to be tempting your eyes.
That mysterious, slightly teasing smile on his lips.
Tong Yan carefully kept the poster that was sneakily and frantically stolen from the billboard on the street three years ago, as brand new as it was three years ago.The man above also fascinated Tong Yan just like three years ago.
Terrible.
Even the dream that I dare not tell anyone has been escalated step by step. It started with innocent conversation, smiles, and kisses, and then it turned into an eighteen-forbidden violent copulation at some point.As of last night, the situation had surpassed the [-]th ban, and it was most directly escalated to involving SM's butt insertion!
If Minghao knew that the inspiration for writing his bleak book came from Chunmeng, he would laugh all his teeth.
No, maybe it was because she was so frightened that her face turned pale, or she was avoiding it with fear.
Because the object of Tong Yan's erotic dream was actually a man, and a stripper at the same time.
Tong Yan never mentioned his inclinations to anyone, including Ming Hao who grew up with him. He studied law. When he was in the orphanage, he made up his mind to be a strong, capable, and respected Dear good man.
result?
Until now, he has been reduced to a man who is always worrying about tuition and rent, earns his living as a gunman and writes pornographic books, is terminally ill and doesn't know when he will die, and still faces the stripper boy GAY who has sex dreams!
What the hell!
"What have I done in this life?" Tong Yan sighed heavily in the small quiet room.
This kind of self-pity and self-suffering attitude is what he has always hated the most, but it turns out that no matter how strong a person is, there are moments of weakness.
In the first half of his short life, he never spent a single penny, never cheated once, in order to become a lawyer and not be kicked out of school because he couldn't pay the tuition, he did the work he could take day and night, all He never dared to try the entertainment of young people.
Seeing that he will be graduating next year, and he is desperately trying to save enough tuition fees for the next semester, who would have thought that a checkup after fainting...
"Why is it me!" Tong Yan raised his head and roared at the dilapidated ceiling.
Not reconciled!
All the bad things happened to me. I didn't kill anyone, and I didn't set fire to it. The biggest crime in my life was stealing a poster and writing a few pornographic books, so I don't need to be punished by God!
God is really blind, do I, Tong Yan, deserve to die in a small shabby house in obscurity?No matter how hard you try, it's all in vain? !
Full of depression, grief and anger, rolling in his heart like boiling water, Tong Yan rubbed his temples that were throbbing violently, his eyes fell on the poster.
The man's thin lips curled up slightly, more captivating than Mona Lisa's smile, Tong Yan instantly felt that the poster was full of vitality, the people inside even knew what he was thinking, and were even trying to talk to him.
I really want to see him...
An impulse came to his heart without saying hello, injecting a large amount of hyperactive toxin into the nerves, causing Tong Yan's breathing to suddenly speed up.
Yes, want to touch him, want to kiss him, want to watch him dance.
He has been in unrequited love for three years, obsessed with it during the day, dreaming at night, imagining the picture of this man and writing a small color book, like a little lunatic without reason, why can't he really meet, hug, and kiss this man?
Correct!
Tong Yan suddenly jumped up from the ground, opened the drawer, and took out the most precious passbook.
It holds his tuition fees for the next semester.
What tuition?who cares?What a waste if you pay the tuition fee and fail after studying for a few days!
It's better to use it in a practical place.I want to realize my dream, ah no, spring dream!
I want to see him!
I'm going to make him striptease in front of me!
I want to see with my own eyes that he is getting a top-notch figure, and smell the mind-blowing sweat on his body!
I want to kiss him and touch him wantonly!
Anyway, I'm about to die, I must indulge myself, from the moment I want to be my real self, I am a GAY, and I am a GAY who likes to have sex dreams!Don't dodge any more, don't be that obedient and hard-working Tong Yan who wants to get ahead, who is obedient and hard-working!
Just do it!
Tong Yan walked out excitedly with the passbook, but he soon remembered another matter, and hurried back to pick up the posters on the floor.
When I was holding the poster, I glanced at the phone in the corner, and another impulse came out again.
Now that we have made up our minds to face the reality, we must not regret this time, so we might as well fight with our backs, so that the water we poured out will never come back.
Tong Yan's eyes flashed with determination, and he quickly pressed the phone number.
"Minghao."
"Tong Yan?" Minghao's voice came from the microphone. He probably just got off the night shift and was trying to catch up on sleep. He asked lazily, "Are you planning to take on that thesis work? I'll just say you... "
"Minghao, I want to come out!"
"...Whether there will be money or not, um, what did you just say? Need a cupboard? What do you want a cupboard for?"
"I! Want! Come out! Locker!"
"Okay, okay! I want it, don't shout so loudly, when I wake up, I will help you find out where there are second-hand cabinets."
Tong Yan really wanted to rush over and drag this idiot off the bed.
He took a deep breath, "Minghao, it's not the closet, it's coming out. I... am... GAY! I don't like women, I like men! I have sex dreams every night, and I often dream of sleeping with men!"
"What? What? Calm down..."
"No! I don't want to be calm! I have been calm for 22 years, and the result of being calm is shit! I don't want to be a good person! I want to be a scourge! I want to be an indulgent, reckless, perverted GAY!"
"Tong Yan, are you sick?"
"I've been sick for a long time! Anyway, I'm going to fight! I'm going to find strippers now, I want to watch striptease, I want to watch sex! I want to go crazy for a while!"
"Hey! Calm down, Tong Yan, did you take the wrong medicine? Don't move, I'll come right away..."
Before Ming Hao could finish speaking on the other end of the phone, Tong Yan hung up the phone with a click.
He took a sharp breath.
So cool!
The relief that he had finally said it all was unmatched.
Now, he's off to enjoy the last of his life - finding the bed partner of his dreams, admiring him, petting him, teasing him, and... yes!Molested him!
yeah!
Fuck!
His grandma's!
Waking up early in the morning, Tong Yan had already scolded all the curse words in his stomach in front of his small single bed, no matter how ugly they were.
Usually he is not so rude, but now the situation is different. After meeting Dr. Chen yesterday and getting the damn medical report, he decided to completely change his outlook on life, but to be safe, well-behaved, and diligent.
It turns out that in this world, good people don't live long, and evil people live for thousands of years!
If I had known earlier, I would not be a good young man who is actively working hard. I should use my youth to squander what I can, do bad things when I can, and go to his law department!Punish evil and promote good to him!
Alas, now I can only take advantage of my life, scold when I need to, yell when I need to, and show off my might to this sheet.
yes!Who likes waking up early in the morning only to have to deal with a wet, sticky, dirty sheet?
His grandpa's!
Tong Yan gritted his teeth as he tore off the dirty sheets like an enemy and threw them into the bathroom.
no big deal.
Isn't it just a nocturnal emission?Isn't it Chunmeng?Isn't it just a sexual dream of having a passionate fight with a stripper and fighting for [-] rounds?Anyway, I have had this kind of erotic dream for three years, and I am used to it!Who told that man...so handsome?
The phone rang.
Tong Yan ran out of the bathroom in a hurry, and found the phone at the bottom of the pile of books.
"Tong Yan, hello, do you want to answer the business?" The voice of Ming Hao, a good friend since childhood, came from the phone excitedly.
"No."
"What?" Minghao called out, "Are you kidding me? Aren't you short of money? You have collected all the tuition fees for this semester? You haven't paid the rent yet, right? Let me tell you, that guy is a son of a rich man, help He finished the thesis, a total of 5000 yuan, and will give you [-] yuan first, and then give you the remaining [-] yuan after you give the thesis."
"Forget it, he's a son of a rich man again." Tong Yan held the microphone to his ear, while kneeling on the ground with one hand to pick up the fallen books one by one, frowning slightly, "I told You, rich people are bastards. The last time I helped a kid from a rich family do his homework, I obviously helped him do it all, but in the end, he deducted things from me until there was only one third left.”
"Okay, okay, I will help you teach that little brat a lesson. But, are you really not going to accept this business? 5000 yuan. By the way, I seldom see you recently, are you busy?"
"Um."
Minghao's teasing voice came from the other side, and he deliberately smiled obscenely, "Are you busy writing pornographic novels? Tsk tsk, Tong Yan, the bigger you get, the worse you get. By the way, last time I saw your little girl on a small newsstand. Yellow book, it’s a pity that your name is not written on it, but the name of your temporary editor, who is very popular now. In this world, it’s just that we work hard to get a little change, and the people above are delicious It’s easy to wear and show off, you’ve helped me so much, how can he say that he should give you a bit more money? Have you mentioned it to him yet?”
"I mentioned it, but he didn't agree."
"The mean bastard."
"Okay, Minghao, the editor has figured it out, at least I didn't deduct my money. Think about it, without this part-time job, I can afford the tuition and rent just by being a shooter, helping people write papers and homework. ?”
"That's right." Minghao also seemed to feel that he shouldn't bring up unpleasant things, fell silent on the phone, and soon laughed cheerfully, "Your book looks good, and many people are rushing to buy it. I really want to suggest that you start a small porn book publishing house in the future. How about it, pass on your experience, how did you come up with so many erotic things without any experience?"
Tong Yan blushed, "Who said I have no experience? You have no experience."
"Ha, don't be stubborn. You can lie to others. I grew up with you. From birth to now, have you ever touched a girl's hand? I'm going to suspect you are incompetent. Tell me, you usually Hiding at home, did you secretly watch a lot of porn by yourself? Invite me to watch it together!"
"I don't care about you."
Tong Yan hung up the phone, bent down and continued cleaning the books on the floor.
Most of the books are professional books he has accumulated over the past few years, and they are so expensive that it is not worth buying new ones. To save money, Tong Yan often buys old books from his seniors that they don't want.However, he kept these old books very well. If the small rented room could be bigger, he could buy an old bookcase and put them neatly.
But he can't rent a bigger room, the money has to be saved for the next semester...
next semester?
At that time, was he still alive?
Tong Yan suddenly felt cold, his body felt stiff, his delicate and clean cheeks twitched in pain, he no longer had the mind to arrange the books on the floor, he stood up and took out the key, and opened the desk drawer.
Inside this drawer with a small lock is all his important things, the passbook that has accumulated a whole year's wages, the small jars for change, and... that man.
Tong Yan took a long breath, took out the poster from the drawer, wiped the floor vigorously with his sleeve, and then spread out the poster with the most handsome and charming man in the world on the floor.
He sat down, stared at the person in the poster quietly, and gently stroked the person's face with his hands.
Silently, with enjoyment, watch!
So handsome!
With slender limbs and an impeccably fit body, he looks like a vigorous black panther walking the steps of a king, unrestrained and unrestrained like a strong wind. His hair should be black, right?Maybe it's the effect of photography and design, but there are occasional gold-like rays of light shining in the blackness. In Tong Yan's eyes, it is a natural crown.
I have never paid attention to the background of the poster, no matter how beautiful the background is, it is useless, the only bright spot is too dazzling, as long as anyone's eyes come into contact with this poster, the only consequence is to be deeply attracted by the man on it.
Handsome, Tong Yan remembered that he named this man in his dream, it was simple but just right, only this word could represent the man in Tong Yan's heart.
He is the most handsome and handsome man in the world, Tong Yan has taken a fancy to him, and has chosen him as the lover of his dreams ever since.
Although, picking a stripper on the poster as the lover of his dreams is really unreasonable... But, love at first sight should be something similar to a curse, and you can't escape even if you try your best?
That deep one seems to be tempting your eyes.
That mysterious, slightly teasing smile on his lips.
Tong Yan carefully kept the poster that was sneakily and frantically stolen from the billboard on the street three years ago, as brand new as it was three years ago.The man above also fascinated Tong Yan just like three years ago.
Terrible.
Even the dream that I dare not tell anyone has been escalated step by step. It started with innocent conversation, smiles, and kisses, and then it turned into an eighteen-forbidden violent copulation at some point.As of last night, the situation had surpassed the [-]th ban, and it was most directly escalated to involving SM's butt insertion!
If Minghao knew that the inspiration for writing his bleak book came from Chunmeng, he would laugh all his teeth.
No, maybe it was because she was so frightened that her face turned pale, or she was avoiding it with fear.
Because the object of Tong Yan's erotic dream was actually a man, and a stripper at the same time.
Tong Yan never mentioned his inclinations to anyone, including Ming Hao who grew up with him. He studied law. When he was in the orphanage, he made up his mind to be a strong, capable, and respected Dear good man.
result?
Until now, he has been reduced to a man who is always worrying about tuition and rent, earns his living as a gunman and writes pornographic books, is terminally ill and doesn't know when he will die, and still faces the stripper boy GAY who has sex dreams!
What the hell!
"What have I done in this life?" Tong Yan sighed heavily in the small quiet room.
This kind of self-pity and self-suffering attitude is what he has always hated the most, but it turns out that no matter how strong a person is, there are moments of weakness.
In the first half of his short life, he never spent a single penny, never cheated once, in order to become a lawyer and not be kicked out of school because he couldn't pay the tuition, he did the work he could take day and night, all He never dared to try the entertainment of young people.
Seeing that he will be graduating next year, and he is desperately trying to save enough tuition fees for the next semester, who would have thought that a checkup after fainting...
"Why is it me!" Tong Yan raised his head and roared at the dilapidated ceiling.
Not reconciled!
All the bad things happened to me. I didn't kill anyone, and I didn't set fire to it. The biggest crime in my life was stealing a poster and writing a few pornographic books, so I don't need to be punished by God!
God is really blind, do I, Tong Yan, deserve to die in a small shabby house in obscurity?No matter how hard you try, it's all in vain? !
Full of depression, grief and anger, rolling in his heart like boiling water, Tong Yan rubbed his temples that were throbbing violently, his eyes fell on the poster.
The man's thin lips curled up slightly, more captivating than Mona Lisa's smile, Tong Yan instantly felt that the poster was full of vitality, the people inside even knew what he was thinking, and were even trying to talk to him.
I really want to see him...
An impulse came to his heart without saying hello, injecting a large amount of hyperactive toxin into the nerves, causing Tong Yan's breathing to suddenly speed up.
Yes, want to touch him, want to kiss him, want to watch him dance.
He has been in unrequited love for three years, obsessed with it during the day, dreaming at night, imagining the picture of this man and writing a small color book, like a little lunatic without reason, why can't he really meet, hug, and kiss this man?
Correct!
Tong Yan suddenly jumped up from the ground, opened the drawer, and took out the most precious passbook.
It holds his tuition fees for the next semester.
What tuition?who cares?What a waste if you pay the tuition fee and fail after studying for a few days!
It's better to use it in a practical place.I want to realize my dream, ah no, spring dream!
I want to see him!
I'm going to make him striptease in front of me!
I want to see with my own eyes that he is getting a top-notch figure, and smell the mind-blowing sweat on his body!
I want to kiss him and touch him wantonly!
Anyway, I'm about to die, I must indulge myself, from the moment I want to be my real self, I am a GAY, and I am a GAY who likes to have sex dreams!Don't dodge any more, don't be that obedient and hard-working Tong Yan who wants to get ahead, who is obedient and hard-working!
Just do it!
Tong Yan walked out excitedly with the passbook, but he soon remembered another matter, and hurried back to pick up the posters on the floor.
When I was holding the poster, I glanced at the phone in the corner, and another impulse came out again.
Now that we have made up our minds to face the reality, we must not regret this time, so we might as well fight with our backs, so that the water we poured out will never come back.
Tong Yan's eyes flashed with determination, and he quickly pressed the phone number.
"Minghao."
"Tong Yan?" Minghao's voice came from the microphone. He probably just got off the night shift and was trying to catch up on sleep. He asked lazily, "Are you planning to take on that thesis work? I'll just say you... "
"Minghao, I want to come out!"
"...Whether there will be money or not, um, what did you just say? Need a cupboard? What do you want a cupboard for?"
"I! Want! Come out! Locker!"
"Okay, okay! I want it, don't shout so loudly, when I wake up, I will help you find out where there are second-hand cabinets."
Tong Yan really wanted to rush over and drag this idiot off the bed.
He took a deep breath, "Minghao, it's not the closet, it's coming out. I... am... GAY! I don't like women, I like men! I have sex dreams every night, and I often dream of sleeping with men!"
"What? What? Calm down..."
"No! I don't want to be calm! I have been calm for 22 years, and the result of being calm is shit! I don't want to be a good person! I want to be a scourge! I want to be an indulgent, reckless, perverted GAY!"
"Tong Yan, are you sick?"
"I've been sick for a long time! Anyway, I'm going to fight! I'm going to find strippers now, I want to watch striptease, I want to watch sex! I want to go crazy for a while!"
"Hey! Calm down, Tong Yan, did you take the wrong medicine? Don't move, I'll come right away..."
Before Ming Hao could finish speaking on the other end of the phone, Tong Yan hung up the phone with a click.
He took a sharp breath.
So cool!
The relief that he had finally said it all was unmatched.
Now, he's off to enjoy the last of his life - finding the bed partner of his dreams, admiring him, petting him, teasing him, and... yes!Molested him!
yeah!
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