Consort he can't
Chapter 12 The Lion's Big Opening
This is really...unexpected.
Gu Chen and Wen Ren stood like two statues.
Gu Chen's first thought was: When did Li Jingzhao wake up?
The second thing that comes to mind is: it's over, this time it's over.
But he wasn't stupid, as soon as he thought about it, he could see that this guy wasn't drunk at all, and he was making a trick to catch him.
Didn't Li Jingzhao listen to what he said?
When Gu Chen was thinking wildly, Wen Ren came to his senses first, threw a handful of incense on Li Jingzhao's bed and said "offended", and was about to run away while dragging Gu Chen.
This incense is light and thin, and its raw materials come from the Western Regions. It has a strong effect and a quick effect. If the amount is large, it can be used as lime powder when it is dispersed.
It doesn't do much harm, at most it makes people sleep for five or six hours.
When Li Jingzhao woke up, they would have already fled.
It can be described as a must-have product for home travel.
It's just that I didn't expect to use it in the princess mansion.
Li Jingzhao didn't panic when he saw the misty fragrance overflowing, and said slowly from behind: "The door is open, you can go out directly, but this is the case... I don't know if Gu Qingxing can get out of the gate of the Princess Mansion It's-"
Gu Chen and Wen Ren paused at the same time.
"What are you going to do?"
Wenren was even more irritable, "What did you do to him?!"
"It's nothing for the time being," Li Jingzhao said with a more innocent expression than theirs, "It's just that if you leave, I will be unhappy, I will be unhappy, what will happen then, it's hard to say... "
"you!"
"What? You are only allowed to do tricks, so I can't protect myself?"
He stretched out his hand to twirl the incense that was sprinkled on the bed, put it under his nose and smelled it, "What kind of incense is this? I haven't seen it before, but it's quite fragrant."
famous person:……
Gu Chen: ...
Gu Chen was stunned by his operation, did he think that Mi Xiang didn't play fast enough or something, he still put it under his nose to smell it?
Sure enough, Princess Zhaoren doesn't take the usual path, is she missing a string in her brain?
He numbly turned his head to look at Wen Ren, and found that Wen Ren was more shocked than him.
Good guy, the eyeballs are almost falling to the ground.
Gu Chen: ...
Gu Chen mechanically turned his head back, and suddenly discovered the crux.
When Li Jingzhao said this, there was no hypocrisy.
His original timbre is low, but when he intends to disguise his timbre, he only needs to press it a little bit, and he has a very neutral voice.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
After all, Princess Zhaoren has a bad reputation and a good reputation at the same time.
On weekdays, most of those people just looked up to admire Princess Zhaoren's beauty, and they didn't have the leisure to figure out whether the princess's voice was appropriate or not.
Pick up ten young people from the street, and eight of them will blushed and say that their ideal type is Princess Zhaoren.
You know, Wenren was also one of the people who was deceived by the princess's beauty back then.
Relying on the fact that only he can sneak out, he and Qing Xing talk about how domineering and beautiful the princess is in his and Qing Xing's ears every day.
but now……
Now Li Jingzhao didn't suppress his voice, and he could hear it with his brain. This is definitely not the voice that a woman should have.
He seemed to hear a heartbreaking voice.
Gu Chen couldn't bear to look directly at the present Wenren.
He has already thought up the headline for tomorrow's tabloids in the capital for Wenren: Young and frivolous, chasing dreams to reach the noble circle, once a dream breaks into the princess mansion.
Li Jingzhao changed into a more comfortable position, and raised his eyebrows when he saw the expressions on the faces of the two of them, "Why, are you stupid to see that I didn't fall asleep as I wished? Then you can rest assured, no matter the gadgets you put in the water It’s still the scented powder that I threw on the bed, it didn’t do much for me, so take a step back and say, even if I want to sleep, we have to finish talking and smooth it out before going to sleep—”
Wenren answered the question in a wrong way, "You, you, you - are you fucking a man?"
Wen Ren pointed at Li Jingzhao, his hands shaking like a dying patient.
The last two words were so broken that there was no edge, and he wheezed like he was pulling a bellows after speaking.
"Why, he didn't tell you?" This time it was Li Jingzhao who was surprised.
"Hmph, I didn't expect that." He glanced at Gu Chen first, and then continued: "But it's not a big deal, there is no difference between one person knowing and two people knowing."
For some reason, Gu Chen inexplicably felt that the other party was happier.
Are all princesses so moody?
10
Her Royal Highness is really so moody.
For example, Li Jingzhao's last sentence was as kind as if he came down to observe the hearts of the people, but his next sentence was, "Then let's start talking about how to buy your two lives from Ben Gong."
"Attacking the princess mansion at night and poisoning Princess Dayong—I don't think you can bear the crime, do you?"
His tone was relaxed as if he was asking them what they would like to eat later.
Wenren's status has been switched back, and he looked at him vigilantly: "How to talk about it?"
11
"Well, I'm very fair, but..." Li Jingzhao smiled, "One is the son-in-law of my palace, and the other is a disciple of Shennong Valley. It can't be too cheap, so let's do it, fair trade..."
Wen Ren no longer cared about how he knew his identity, and just stared at him closely.
Li Jingzhao looked at the two of them slowly, stretched out a hand and shook, "One price—five years, after five years the Jiuxia Snail will return to you, and I will not pursue other matters, and let you leave."
famous person:……
Gu Chen: ...
Although he was talking about negotiations, he didn't feel like he had any choice.
12
God damn fair trade, this is the lion's mouth!
13
"Fuck you, it's a fair deal, you're a lion—" Wenren was relatively fresh, and said what he wanted to say for him, "No, Gu Huaiyu will be buried in the earth after five years, he didn't have such a long time !"
"Really?" Li Jingzhao glanced at him.
Gu Chen pretended to be dumb and did not speak.
"What does Mr. Yiwenren mean, how long is appropriate?"
Wen Ren gritted his teeth, "Half a year."
"Fart—" Li Jingzhao looked at him with a half-smile, and swears casually, "Wen Renyu, I hope you understand that I don't really want you to negotiate terms with me, and you don't either. Put Shennonggu's way of being kind to others on me, and Gu Qingxing is here for me."
"you!"
"Three years. You give me three years to do, and I will release him when the time comes."
Gu Chen: "I'll stay, I don't want Jiu Xialuo anymore, can you please let him go, Li Jingzhao!"
Li Jingzhao shook his head, "It doesn't seem to work. The successor of Shennong Valley has fallen into my hands. How do you want me to let go? I have never traded at a loss."
"You fucking let him go! Do you know that this is called illegal imprisonment?!"
"Pfft—" Li Jingzhao laughed suddenly, "I know, but who in the world can control me?"
"you!"
The author says:
Some people seem to be as stable as old dogs, but in fact, they only know the plot half an hour earlier than readers every day...
Σ(°Д°;
Gu Chen and Wen Ren stood like two statues.
Gu Chen's first thought was: When did Li Jingzhao wake up?
The second thing that comes to mind is: it's over, this time it's over.
But he wasn't stupid, as soon as he thought about it, he could see that this guy wasn't drunk at all, and he was making a trick to catch him.
Didn't Li Jingzhao listen to what he said?
When Gu Chen was thinking wildly, Wen Ren came to his senses first, threw a handful of incense on Li Jingzhao's bed and said "offended", and was about to run away while dragging Gu Chen.
This incense is light and thin, and its raw materials come from the Western Regions. It has a strong effect and a quick effect. If the amount is large, it can be used as lime powder when it is dispersed.
It doesn't do much harm, at most it makes people sleep for five or six hours.
When Li Jingzhao woke up, they would have already fled.
It can be described as a must-have product for home travel.
It's just that I didn't expect to use it in the princess mansion.
Li Jingzhao didn't panic when he saw the misty fragrance overflowing, and said slowly from behind: "The door is open, you can go out directly, but this is the case... I don't know if Gu Qingxing can get out of the gate of the Princess Mansion It's-"
Gu Chen and Wen Ren paused at the same time.
"What are you going to do?"
Wenren was even more irritable, "What did you do to him?!"
"It's nothing for the time being," Li Jingzhao said with a more innocent expression than theirs, "It's just that if you leave, I will be unhappy, I will be unhappy, what will happen then, it's hard to say... "
"you!"
"What? You are only allowed to do tricks, so I can't protect myself?"
He stretched out his hand to twirl the incense that was sprinkled on the bed, put it under his nose and smelled it, "What kind of incense is this? I haven't seen it before, but it's quite fragrant."
famous person:……
Gu Chen: ...
Gu Chen was stunned by his operation, did he think that Mi Xiang didn't play fast enough or something, he still put it under his nose to smell it?
Sure enough, Princess Zhaoren doesn't take the usual path, is she missing a string in her brain?
He numbly turned his head to look at Wen Ren, and found that Wen Ren was more shocked than him.
Good guy, the eyeballs are almost falling to the ground.
Gu Chen: ...
Gu Chen mechanically turned his head back, and suddenly discovered the crux.
When Li Jingzhao said this, there was no hypocrisy.
His original timbre is low, but when he intends to disguise his timbre, he only needs to press it a little bit, and he has a very neutral voice.
Nothing out of the ordinary.
After all, Princess Zhaoren has a bad reputation and a good reputation at the same time.
On weekdays, most of those people just looked up to admire Princess Zhaoren's beauty, and they didn't have the leisure to figure out whether the princess's voice was appropriate or not.
Pick up ten young people from the street, and eight of them will blushed and say that their ideal type is Princess Zhaoren.
You know, Wenren was also one of the people who was deceived by the princess's beauty back then.
Relying on the fact that only he can sneak out, he and Qing Xing talk about how domineering and beautiful the princess is in his and Qing Xing's ears every day.
but now……
Now Li Jingzhao didn't suppress his voice, and he could hear it with his brain. This is definitely not the voice that a woman should have.
He seemed to hear a heartbreaking voice.
Gu Chen couldn't bear to look directly at the present Wenren.
He has already thought up the headline for tomorrow's tabloids in the capital for Wenren: Young and frivolous, chasing dreams to reach the noble circle, once a dream breaks into the princess mansion.
Li Jingzhao changed into a more comfortable position, and raised his eyebrows when he saw the expressions on the faces of the two of them, "Why, are you stupid to see that I didn't fall asleep as I wished? Then you can rest assured, no matter the gadgets you put in the water It’s still the scented powder that I threw on the bed, it didn’t do much for me, so take a step back and say, even if I want to sleep, we have to finish talking and smooth it out before going to sleep—”
Wenren answered the question in a wrong way, "You, you, you - are you fucking a man?"
Wen Ren pointed at Li Jingzhao, his hands shaking like a dying patient.
The last two words were so broken that there was no edge, and he wheezed like he was pulling a bellows after speaking.
"Why, he didn't tell you?" This time it was Li Jingzhao who was surprised.
"Hmph, I didn't expect that." He glanced at Gu Chen first, and then continued: "But it's not a big deal, there is no difference between one person knowing and two people knowing."
For some reason, Gu Chen inexplicably felt that the other party was happier.
Are all princesses so moody?
10
Her Royal Highness is really so moody.
For example, Li Jingzhao's last sentence was as kind as if he came down to observe the hearts of the people, but his next sentence was, "Then let's start talking about how to buy your two lives from Ben Gong."
"Attacking the princess mansion at night and poisoning Princess Dayong—I don't think you can bear the crime, do you?"
His tone was relaxed as if he was asking them what they would like to eat later.
Wenren's status has been switched back, and he looked at him vigilantly: "How to talk about it?"
11
"Well, I'm very fair, but..." Li Jingzhao smiled, "One is the son-in-law of my palace, and the other is a disciple of Shennong Valley. It can't be too cheap, so let's do it, fair trade..."
Wen Ren no longer cared about how he knew his identity, and just stared at him closely.
Li Jingzhao looked at the two of them slowly, stretched out a hand and shook, "One price—five years, after five years the Jiuxia Snail will return to you, and I will not pursue other matters, and let you leave."
famous person:……
Gu Chen: ...
Although he was talking about negotiations, he didn't feel like he had any choice.
12
God damn fair trade, this is the lion's mouth!
13
"Fuck you, it's a fair deal, you're a lion—" Wenren was relatively fresh, and said what he wanted to say for him, "No, Gu Huaiyu will be buried in the earth after five years, he didn't have such a long time !"
"Really?" Li Jingzhao glanced at him.
Gu Chen pretended to be dumb and did not speak.
"What does Mr. Yiwenren mean, how long is appropriate?"
Wen Ren gritted his teeth, "Half a year."
"Fart—" Li Jingzhao looked at him with a half-smile, and swears casually, "Wen Renyu, I hope you understand that I don't really want you to negotiate terms with me, and you don't either. Put Shennonggu's way of being kind to others on me, and Gu Qingxing is here for me."
"you!"
"Three years. You give me three years to do, and I will release him when the time comes."
Gu Chen: "I'll stay, I don't want Jiu Xialuo anymore, can you please let him go, Li Jingzhao!"
Li Jingzhao shook his head, "It doesn't seem to work. The successor of Shennong Valley has fallen into my hands. How do you want me to let go? I have never traded at a loss."
"You fucking let him go! Do you know that this is called illegal imprisonment?!"
"Pfft—" Li Jingzhao laughed suddenly, "I know, but who in the world can control me?"
"you!"
The author says:
Some people seem to be as stable as old dogs, but in fact, they only know the plot half an hour earlier than readers every day...
Σ(°Д°;
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