"I, I'm going to kill you." The emperor was delirious with anger.

Wei Ying hadn't recovered from the joy of the two bursts, and said in a dazed and happy way: "Okay, okay, kill me, kill me."

emperor:……

hateful!How could there be such a person!

But the girl smiled softly and obediently, her crooked eyes were like crescent moons in the sky, she smiled boldly and took another breath.

Weiying: "Ah~"

I feel like I'm off the hook.

Yun Shao said with a cold face, "Have you hugged enough?"

Weiying tilted her head, only then realized that she seemed to be forcibly hugging him to inhale, she quickly let go of her hands, and began to smile.

I don’t blame her for being like this, it’s really a habit--I used to have a Garfield at my good friend’s house, who was tsundere and stinky. Whenever she came to play, the tsundere cat would come to rub her feet, but when she wanted to masturbate, Garfield was unhappy again.She can only hug it forcibly before being buried in the soft fluff and sucking a mouthful or two.

Just now I couldn't help myself, I thought the person in front of me was that arrogant Garfield.

She didn't feel well, so she quickly apologized, and when she heard the sound of footsteps, she also ran behind the ghost girl.

The ghost girl let out a cold "hum", but she didn't draw her sword to kill her, nor did she drive her away like when she first met.

The corners of Weiying's mouth curled up slightly, thinking to herself, in fact, she is similar to that cat, a little bit more arrogant.

She was about to cramp during dancing practice during the day, and when she sat down, she couldn't help gasping, rubbing her sore legs while "ahh~", like an execution scene.

Hearing such a tragic voice, Yun Shao unconsciously frowned: "You...what's the matter?"

Weiying waved her hand, leaning weakly on the porch pillar, "Don't mention it, it's very miserable anyway. Dancing for the Mid-Autumn Festival dinner will tire my old bones."

Yun Shao clenched her sleeves and said in a low voice, "You're not old." After a pause, she showed a shameful expression: "You just, why were you like that just now? Frivolous, how can you be like this in the deep palace!"

Wei Ying rubbed her hands together, exhaled white steam, and made a flower at her.

Yun Shao: ...

The girl's eyebrows and eyes were curved, which made her unable to get angry again!

hateful!How can there be such a person?

"Girl, aren't you surprised that I stayed through the draft?" Weiying leaned forward, holding the lantern, and the lantern was full of fire, illuminating the person opposite... his facial features were all confused.She sighed sadly, but still couldn't see the face of the female ghost girl clearly.

Yun Shao: "Don't be surprised."

"Why?" Weiying moved closer to her, trying to take a breath of Ouhuang's European spirit, "Did you help?"

Yun Shao was silent for a moment, then said: "How can I help? Naturally, it is His Majesty's grace. Thunder, rain and dew are all due to your grace."

Weiying laughed like a pig, covered her stomach and laughed: "Hahahahahaha."

Yun Shao: "...What are you laughing at?"

Wei Ying's cheeks were flushed with a smile, "Hahahaha, why do you say that, hahahaha, I think of that horse named Thunder."

Yun Shao's whole body was stiff, completely broken by a single sentence.

The autumn wind was bleak, making her extremely cold.

Weiying smiled for a long time, and also promoted the great achievements of Emperor Xiagou: "Hahaha, his eyes became straight when he saw Xiao Lihua. I thought he would be devoted to Xiao Lihua from now on. I didn't expect to be careless. This man has thick eyebrows and big eyes." The result of my eyes is an old pervert, and I fell in love with another horse on the road. I love horses so much, I would like to call him Hermes."

"Hermes" was silent, with a cold face.

Wei Ying didn't wait for the female ghost girl to speak, and leaned over: "Hey? Why aren't you talking? Don't you think it's funny?"

Yun Shao: "It's not funny."

Wei Ying bent her eyes, covered her mouth, and laughed like a hamster again.

"...Don't laugh anymore!"

"Okay, okay, don't smile, don't smile," Weiying, who has rich experience in handling cats, understands that at this moment, stroking the cat's fur is the right choice.She picked up a strand of the ghost girl's hair, and touched it. The hair in her hand was as smooth as satin, and as cold as water.

Yun Shao said with a sullen face, "What are you doing?"

Weiying: "Smooth your hair."

Gong Douji looked at the murderous look in the emperor's eyes, and lamented in her heart: It's over, it's over, the host is doomed!

But after a cup of tea, the host not only did not die, but danced around beside Yun Shao alive and well.

"Let me tell you, my luck has become very good after meeting you."

She found out that her luck would improve only after she left here.

Gong Douji: You really treat people like machines.

Wei Ying: Hey.

She heard the female ghost say in that "I'm not happy" tone: "Come in with me."

Wei Ying was startled, hesitated for a moment, obediently walked into this palace building with the female ghost, the threshold of the palace building was very high, she tripped and nearly fell, and fell into the arms of a familiar man.

Yun Shao supported her: "Be careful."

Weiying looked up, smiling brightly.

Yun Shao turned her eyes away, tugged at Weiying's sleeves, led her the way, opened a few doors, and came to a couch: "Lie down."

Weiying blinked and covered her chest: "This is not good!"

Yun Shao: ...What is she thinking about? !

"Lie down."

"Okay." Weiying lay down reluctantly, and then turned over at the female ghost's command, "You, take it easy, this is the first time~"

Yun Shao was silent, and pinched the girl's shoulder blades with his hands, and heard a wailing, "Ah, ah, it hurts!"

Weiying was so painful that she almost curled up: "Ahhhhhhh!"

Yun Shao: "Be patient, after you press it, the pain will be gone tomorrow, otherwise it will hurt even more when you practice dance in the future."

Weiying: "Wooooow."

Yun Shao skillfully pressed her acupuncture points and meridians, turning a deaf ear to the screams.

Lying on the bed and being played dead, Weiying could only weep silently, but after a while, the pain dissipated, and another heavy feeling came up, which made people feel painful and refreshing.She closed her eyes and opened her lips lightly: "Ah~~~~"

Yun Shao: ...

There is no need to call it so ecstasy.

Wei Ying said with a smile: "Girl, you have also mastered a craft, do you want to join our re-employment squad after falling out of favor! In this way, even if you fall out of favor and be thrown into limbo, I say ventriloquist, Qianxue puts plaster, you massage, we can In the cold palace, there is a lot of wind and water."

Yun Shu opened his mouth, not knowing what to say, and finally he could only say, "You just became a nobleman, why do you want to fall out of favor and be dragged into the cold palace?"

Normally, no concubine who has just entered the palace would think about such a thing, but the person in front of her... Maybe she can't use the thinking of a normal person to figure it out.

Wei Ying: "Yeah!"

Yun Shu's hands worked hard, and the "yeah" began to change into a shrill scream: "Ah, sister! Take it easy!"

Yun Shao was sullen and angry, but couldn't help but relax a bit, and asked again: "Do the people in the palace treat you well? Did they make things difficult for you?"

Wei Ying quickly shook her head, blowing rainbow fart wantonly: "No, how can there be such a thing, everyone treats me very well. The concubine Xian made me delicious food, and even made me dance, hiss—" Think about the splits during the day , she gasped, and then said: "My sister exercises because I love me, and I have no complaints or regrets."

"You get along harmoniously. Concubine Xian is gentle and respectful, and she is easy to get along with."

Weiying nodded again and again, thinking, the female ghost girl must be a high-status concubine or concubine when she evaluates Concubine Xian in such a way. "There is also Qianxue, who treats me very well, yes, I saw the empress dowager a few days ago!"

Yun Shao: "Well, the first day of entering the palace is to greet the Empress Dowager."

Weiying clung to her, her absent-minded eyes suddenly burst into radiance: "The queen is too cute! Ah, she also likes to listen to ventriloquist, how can there be such a fresh and refined fairy sister."

Yun Shao unconsciously used force in his hands.

Weiying: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!Take it easy, sister! "

Yun Shao sneered: "You have quite a lot of fairy sisters."

Wei Ying took her hand, with a sincere face: "How can others compare with you?"

You are my European sucker.

After a moment of silence, she heard the female ghost cough unnaturally, and withdrew her hand.

Weiying sighed in disappointment: "Don't, let me touch it more, it will blow your mind!"

Gong Douji: ...you really do everything you can to escape Africa and enter Europe.

Weiying: Oh.

You do not understand.

Immediately afterwards, Wei Ying gave a rainbow fart to all the empress dowager's concubines, and even the Gong Bei Nu sisters, she praised them for being natural and unpretentious, very cute.Yun Shao was delighted to hear that, pursed the corners of her mouth, and asked without holding back, "Then... what do you think of the emperor?"

The tone was cautious and very humble.

Wei Ying was silent.

Yun Shao was also silent.

Weiying: "...tui!"

Yun Shao:? ? ?

After a while, Yun Shao calmed down and said softly: "After all, he is the emperor and your husband, how can he be so disrespectful?"

Wei Ying raised her face, her murderous expression seemed ready to sharpen her sword at any moment: "Have you heard the first page of "Gong Dou Bao Dian"?"

"what is that?"

Weiying: "There is no man in my heart, the palace fights the natural god, on the first day of entering the palace, Xiansha has a sweetheart."

Yun Shao froze.

Then I thank you for not killing me, she thought silently.

In a blink of an eye, the girl smiled and rolled her eyes again, half leaning on the couch, her blue hair was messed up, and she was panting from laughter.

Yun Shao turned away his eyes and let go of his hands: "Bold, how could you be so, so disrespectful."

Weiying jumped off the bed and stretched, feeling that after being massaged by the female ghost girl, her meridians were indeed opened up a lot, her legs didn't hurt anymore, her waist didn't hurt anymore, and she felt energetic in whatever she did. He went up to the sixth floor.

Yun Shao: "If someone else heard this, your head would have fallen to the ground."

Fortunately, she is magnanimous, even if she is offended and frivolous,...

She was angry that she was useless, and kept saying that she wanted to kill the nine clans, but in the end she couldn't kill anything, so she could only snort coldly: "Be careful in the future, when the deep palace is outside? You can say anything?"

Weiying grinned: "Okay, I'll just tell you." She blinked her right eye at Yunshao, and the corners of her mouth curled up: "I'll just tell you alone."

chug, chug.

Yun Shao's chest started to bump wildly again, and she only said it to her alone. Is it because of trust?

This person trusted her, and it seemed that he said these disrespectful words in front of her, but he actually gave her the softest place without any defense.

It has been many years since she has tasted the feeling of being trusted. Yun Shao's mood is very complicated, mixed with joy and sourness. She raised her eyes to look at the girl smiling innocently, and thought to herself: ... If she is not scolding herself, then better.

"You follow me," Wei Ying took her hand excitedly: "Dog Emperor, tui!"

The Dog Emperor felt that his Tianwei was offended, and angrily shook his sleeves and walked away. Halfway there, the cold wind blew, and she suddenly felt that she should not leave.

This is obviously her territory, why did she leave?

So she came back angrily and chased Weiying away.

Wei Ying ran away happily, her back was cheerful, Yun Shao couldn't help clenching her fists.

... Are you that happy?

Wei Ying was really happy.

Two purple cards!She dare not even think about it!

When she thought of something, she suddenly turned around and ran to the female ghost girl with squinted eyes.

Yun Shao was expressionless: "What are you doing back here?"

Wei Ying continued to imitate hamsters, her cheeks puffed up with a smile, "Can we discuss it, girl, uh..."

Yun Shao: "What discussion?"

Weiying looked troubled, "Can you give me a token, girl?" She was so ambiguous and abrupt, so she quickly added: "Anything is fine, even if you pick up a stone from the ground."

It was as if a small beast was rolling in Yunshao's heart, its fluff was soft, and it gently brushed against her heart.

What do you want her token for?Obviously she was so disrespectful just now, she wanted to push the dog emperor, just like this, like this in the blink of an eye... She heard herself asking in a very soft voice: "What do you want my token for?"

Wei Ying scratched her head embarrassingly: "Well, I feel that I am too wrong, that is, my luck is too bad, and your luck is so good, so I want to ask for something back, I will definitely put your token on the altar, and pray every day. !"

Before she could finish speaking, two doors slammed shut in front of her.

Wei Ying rolled up her sleeves sadly, and sighed: "Oh, Ba Liao, she is very generous for letting me suck."

Gong Douji thought to herself, if she doesn't have a shark, you are already very gentle.

She turned around lonely and walked in the west wind, she was thinner than a yellow flower, miserable and miserable.

After sneaking back to Yulu Hall, Weiying didn't climb into bed immediately, but opened her two purple cards seriously and excitedly.

Xincheng Enze: It was the time of Xincheng Enze when the servant lifted her up and was weak.When walking, it is like a lotus emerging from water, graceful and graceful, graceful and swaying.

Duration: 5 minutes.

The other one is a modification card: one word on the task can be modified arbitrarily, the task cannot be skipped, and the general content of the task cannot be changed.

After finishing Zika, Weiying was silent for a few minutes, then suddenly walked to the east corner, bent down, and bowed earnestly a few times.

Gong Douji didn't know what to do: "Host, what are you doing?"

Wei Ying: "Worship my lucky star, I've decided, and I will do it every day before going to bed."

Seeing her pious expression, Gong Douji didn't know what to say for a while.

After praying to the lucky star, the sky was already bright and black and blue.The stars receded, the pale crescent moon hung on the treetops, and the sound of maids getting up to wash could be heard outside the door.

Wei Ying quickly shrank to the bed, pretending to be asleep, and soon fell asleep.

She slept too late last night, causing her to sleep until noon. Concubine Xian and Xiao Qianxue took pity on her frailty and did not call her.So when she saw the big bright sun in the sky, she shook her head.

Lu Wa came up with food in a hurry, and muttered: "Master has woken up. Concubine Xian and Lady Xiao have already gone to the back garden to practice dancing. Master, hurry up and practice with them."

Weiying: "Can I lie down again?"

Lu Wa smiled and said: "No, Concubine Xian wants you to go to the back garden to practice dancing after waking up and finishing your meal. The Mid-Autumn Festival dinner is coming up soon, master work hard, and you will become a blockbuster at the dinner and win the emperor's favor." She looked at Weiying ate, her eyes gradually became wild: "Master is so good-looking, if you just twist it a few times, you will be much prettier than others! It will definitely work!"

Weiying put down her chopsticks, "My good fellow, it's fine if you praise me, why are you still pushing me down? Let me tell you, this is not acceptable. The sisters in the palace have their own advantages, how can I compare to them? It's just that the tongue is more dexterous."

Lu Wa obediently listened to the instruction, but she was thinking in her heart: Master is beautiful and humble, woo woo woo is awesome.

But when Weiying talked about everything, refused to eat the meal obediently, and finally started to taste the hydrangea scallops in front of her, the honest little maid also noticed that something was wrong——

"Master, do you want to procrastinate?"

Wei Ying: Hey, I was discovered!

Gong Douji: You are too obvious, in order to resist the dance practice, you really can do anything!The dishes and rice on the table are cold!

Weiying picked up a piece of cold milk fish fillet with her chopsticks, sighed, took the Dragon Well tea offered by the green wax, and took a sip of tea.

Lu Wa: "Master, Xiao Guiren has learned so quickly, Concubine Xian likes her more and more."

Weiying holds the tea: "Oh, that's a good thing."

In the original book, Concubine Xian has always been very kind to Xiao Qianxue, so the later blackened heroine also treats Concubine Xian very well.

Green Wax: "Master, aren't you in a hurry and don't want to take some action?"

Wei Ying tilted her head: "Huh?"

Lu Wa said anxiously: "If this continues, Concubine Xian will love Xiao Guiren even more, and won't make delicious food for you."

Thinking of Concubine Xian's good cooking skills, Wei Ying instantly straightened her waist, "This is impossible!"

Seeing his master's progress, Lu Wa nodded in relief.

Gong Douji: ... No, shouldn't your court lady persuade you to fight for the emperor's favor?How did you start fighting for the favor of the concubine Xian?Even the thoughts of the court lady can't help but be twisted by her, this woman is too scary!

But Wei Ying thought of the difficult splits and the torture-like massaging of the female ghost last night, and instantly withered again.She slumped on the chair, feeling like a delicate flower that had just sprouted, and in the blink of an eye, there was a downpour, and the whole flower withered.

She groggily resisted dancing practice: "No! My whole body hurts, I'm injured, I can't dance anymore."

Green wax: "Master was very light when he jumped up to eat just now."

There was no sign of injury at all.

Weiying weeps in her heart: it's because the female ghost gave her a set of massages last night, so that she can't pretend to be sick now.

The back garden of Yulu Hall is not as big as the Imperial Garden, but it is smaller, exquisite, and cute.

A pool of autumn water is bleak, next to it is a rockery, and a small pavilion stands like a bird's wings.Concubine Xian and Xiao Qianxue are two beauties practicing dance next to the pavilion. Seeing them twist their waists rhythmically, Weiying wants to sing a square dancing brainwashing divine song for her beside her.

But she thought about it, singing it would be too disruptive to the atmosphere, so she let out a "huh hum" and abruptly suppressed the song she was about to blurt.

When Xiao Qianxue saw Weiying, her eyes lit up, she ran over quickly, and stretched out her arms like a bear hug: "Yingying, you got up very late today, my mother taught me a new dance today, let's practice."

Wei Ying took a step back silently, revealing the color of pain: "Ah, my body hurts, my whole body hurts, and it hurts when I move."

She remembered that she was messed up by the female ghost's massage last night, and her face immediately turned pale. She held Xiao Qianxue's hand, and she wanted to cry: "q^q, I don't want to practice dancing."

Xiao Qianxue was the most soft-hearted, and looked at Concubine Xian in embarrassment, "Mother, Yingying is not in good health, why don't you just forget about it."

Concubine Xian: "Learning to dance is always a little difficult at the beginning, but it will be fine after practicing."

Micro-warbler: q^q.

The concubine Xian, who is so gentle and lovely, turns into a devil coach while dancing.

Concubine Xian pressed Weiying's shoulder, still smiling softly, and said in a soft voice: "Then I pressed it down, it hurts a bit, bear with it."

Immediately afterwards, there was another scream: "Ahhh!"

Dong E glanced out of the window and wrote vigorously: "I tell my master that Yulu Palace is peaceful and peaceful today, but the autumn wind is still noisy."

Fragments of sunlight leaked through the gaps in the leaves and sprinkled into the house.

She raised her eyes, looked at the gilded leaves, and whispered, "Peace and tranquility."

"Aunt Dong," Lv Xie yelled out of the window crisply, "Come and eat!"

Dong E hurriedly stuffed the note into the book and ran out. Outside, several court ladies gathered together, hugging the hot pot, talking and laughing while eating.

Hong Zhu: "My master has been working hard to learn dance recently, and she is learning very quickly. Even the concubine Xian praised her for her talent!"

Lu Wa poked the rice sullenly with chopsticks: "My master... has been trying to avoid learning dance recently. In order to delay the dance practice, he even told which piece of fish in the sea the milk fish fillet on the table is from. .”

Hongzhu laughed like a pig and screamed: "Hahahahaha, Mrs. Ying is so interesting, I really want to serve Mrs. Ying!"

Lu Wa continued to poke at the rice sullenly: "Xiao Guiren is motivated and beautiful, and he will definitely be favored and blessed in the future."

Which slave doesn't want his master to play better, so that they can get a little bit of light too.

But it happened that her own master was very self-motivated, and he ate and waited to die every day.Lu Wa thought, pursed the corners of her lips, and said: "But my master is very good, even if you want to change with me, I won't change."

Hong Zhu: "Who wants to trade with you? My master is also very nice."

At this time, a little maid suddenly said mysteriously: "Do you know? The palace is haunted again."

When Dong E heard this, she turned her head and took the initiative to talk: "Haunted?"

The little palace lady nodded: "Yes, yes, last night, the little eunuch who was watching the night had a ghost again. Originally, he had bumped into a ghost twice in a row, so he begged his father-in-law to change his job so that he wouldn't run around at night. , as long as he stays peacefully in the warehouse and watches the night, who would have thought that he would hit a ghost again?"

Dong E's face turned pale: "What the hell did you hit this time?"

The little palace lady: "He, at night, he heard a particularly shrill scream, it was a woman's voice." She lowered her voice, "That's where it came from, the place that His Majesty ordered to be sealed off."

Dong E's hand trembled.

Hong Zhu: "It's scary, it's scary."

Green Wax: "It's scary, it's scary."

……

Weiying still doesn't know that the scream of being massaged by the female ghost at night has turned into a brand new strange story in the deep palace.

She danced with Concubine Xian for half an hour, and then completely paralyzed in the pavilion, sitting and watching Xiao Qianxue bend over and do splits vigorously.

As expected of a heroine, she has a soft waist and a beautiful face. Watching her dance is undoubtedly a visual pleasure.

Weiying: "Suck..."

Forget it, don't suck it, just find a suction device to suck it.

After Xiao Qianxue practiced a set of dances, she was still very energetic, so she pulled Wei Ying to continue dancing.Of course Wei Ying refused, the two of them talked and talked, and finally made a compromise: no dancing, and go to the Imperial Garden to enjoy the flowers together.

When they walked out of the pavilion, they found that Concubine Xian who was playing the piano had stopped, looked at them tenderly and smiled.

Concubine Xian: "Your friendship is really enviable."

Wei Ying always felt that when she said this, her eyes were a little too bright...they were so bright that they were green, with a strange light, like a wolf with a big tail!

Concubine Xian smiled brightly: "We must continue to maintain it in the future."

Xiao Qianxue: "Your Majesty, will you also go to the Imperial Garden with us?"

Concubine Xian shook her head: "I want to read... I have received a volume of famous paintings, and I am going to appreciate them, you go and enjoy the flowers."

So the two girls left arm in arm.

Concubine Xian looked at their backs walking side by side with a happy smile on her lips.

She must protect this precious friendship!

Chrysanthemums and osmanthus contend for fragrance in the imperial garden, shining golden.

Xiao Qianxue: "Yingying, you can't do this, you can't practice dancing well, what will you do at the Mid-Autumn Festival dinner?"

Weiying pursed her lips, lost in thought.

In fact, when Concubine Xian mentioned the Mid-Autumn Festival dinner, she had already received a new mission to amaze everyone at the Mid-Autumn Festival dinner.

Maybe Gong Douji was frightened by the blockbuster last time, so she specially circled the red circle next to the amazing people, and noted: "It's just an ordinary 'amazing people', please don't misinterpret it."

Weiying thought to herself, with her level of square dancing, even if she trained with Concubine Xian, she would not be able to achieve the effect of astonishing everyone.But—it's not a big problem.

"Yo, I said who it was, it turned out to be the two of you."

A familiar voice came from under the flower tree, and Gong Beinu came over with a few maids: "Your Ying, nobleman Xiao, do you still want to greet Ben Jieyu when you see me?"

Gong Beinu's status is noble, she became Jieyu right after entering the palace, her status is much higher than theirs.

Xiao Qianxue had an unhappy expression: "You..."

Gong Beinu had long wanted to be shy in front of them, and after seeing Xiao Qianxue reluctantly greeted her, she showed a villain standard smile.But she turned her head and found that Wei Ying was also looking at her and smiling——

Smile kindly and honestly.

Like a kind old mother.

The author has something to say: Wei Ying: "About the incident that I invited the emperor to form a cold palace entrepreneurial team and tui her"

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