The Unrepeatable History of Martial Arts

Looking at the scene in front of me with my stomach in my arms, I thought of the sentence that self-inflicted crimes cannot live, and felt that it was the truest truth. A woman's intuition is very accurate, so, I am a woman, and my feeling is not wrong. Yes, you must have done something you shouldn't have done!Now, the me now, the me now, I want to teach Mrs. Wang to cook is the greatest retribution, yes, retribution, because I have never been so miserable.

When I saw the radish flying towards me, I closed my eyes in resignation. It would be better to be hit by a radish than to be chopped by a knife. Yes, on this day, I resigned to my fate.

"It's good to have some promise, a carrot scares you like this!"

"Do you still want to do it?"

"Of course, don't worry, this time it will be delicious! Do you believe it?"

"I believe!"

After hearing my answer, Mrs. Wang twisted her slender waist in satisfaction and continued cooking, but I wanted to kill myself with a piece of tofu. A long time ago, I heard that a woman's nature is inherently good at cooking. As for me, I have a clearer view of myself. When it comes to hard-to-cook dishes, I can see a general idea with just one glance. I thought that all women are like this, but now, I am very speechless , Mrs. Wang, how can she make a simple radish cake like this, no one will believe it, making radish cakes is like a knife and sword!

You heard me right, swords and swords, her slender hands can't even smash a radish, I said something inexperienced, this won't work, Mrs. Wang got anxious, pulled out the knife she carried with her, and started chopping, I twitched the corners of my mouth Look, I felt a little pity for that carrot, but I didn't think about it. The next moment it was me who was pitiful. When I saw the carrot bumping towards me, I dodged nimbly. I didn't expect that as soon as I moved, I bumped into Mrs. Wang's knife. Face, my face is bleeding.

"What's going on, how did you hit the knife, do you still want to live!"

It hurts, I haven’t screamed yet, Mrs. Wang picked me up immediately, and gave me medicine. I almost fainted from the pain. After tossing and turning, I deeply understood that Mrs. Wang didn’t take care of Wang Lianhua herself. , perhaps the luckiest thing in Wang Lianhua's life, because the people who are taken care of by Mrs. Wang will be hurt more deeply than before, but Mrs. Wang is not so conscious. Lucky or unlucky, this number one beauty in the world is even more enthusiastic towards me. From my point of view, no matter in the novel or in reality, I think Yongzheng is the most moody, but compared with Mrs. Wang, I can only say , one in the sky and one on the ground!

Smiling all over the face one moment, staring at the next second, pinching your neck, making you feel that death is in front of you, Juneday, changes faster than Juneday.

It’s been a while, and I’ve gradually mastered her temper. You can’t follow her all the way, and you can’t follow her all the way. To be honest, it’s really difficult to master this temper, most of the time you have to try your luck!

"Eat it!"

Looking at Mrs. Wang who is looking at me with star eyes, if I don't know her too well, I will definitely feel that she is torturing me, using the most gentle way, I have no choice but to eat!

I want to cry, I really want to cry, why, why does the radish cake taste bitter and sour, if I didn’t watch it, I, I, I would go crazy, I was driven crazy by the radish cake made by Mrs. Wang Oh, why am I so miserable? After Jiang Dong was tortured, Mrs. Wang continued.

Koto, Koto, Koto!

Thinking of this name, resentment rushed up in my heart, but it was only for a moment, and then my eyes lit up, and the unpalatable carrot cake in my mouth felt less uncomfortable. Life is always complete in comparison, and the arsenic of each other , My sweet candy, Jiangdong, if you eat the food made by Mrs. Wang, you will be so happy, right, I let you bully me, I let you torment the big brother cat, I will definitely give you a gentle and happy return.

"How about it!"

"Much better than before!"

"Should I just say, is there anything I can't do well?"

Looking at Mrs. Wang who was smiling confidently, I asked weakly, "Why don't you eat!"

"I don't really like to eat your dishes, I usually only eat barbecue!"

Strong, strong, strong, I have lived here for decades, and my living habits have not changed. Even I can't help admiring her, hey!How can you hate such a woman?But that's okay, Jiang Dong is still in my palm, Jiang Dong, Jiang Dong, I will definitely make you feel out of balance.

"Well, then you should make barbecue!"

"It's not what you said, do you want to take care of him? He didn't grow up eating barbecue!"

"I think it's a pity that you didn't try to tire you out like this?"

"What's the matter, you eat, he eats, I feel good!"

"Then do you want someone to send it to Manager Jiang!"

"Well, anyway, I'm fine, I'll give it away, I still have something to do with him, by the way, I'll give you half of it!"

"No, no, no, I'm a woman, and Jiang Dong is a man, so I should eat more than I do. I'm telling you, it's the first time you make it for him, so you should make him full!"

"Well, then what do you do!"

"I, I'm fine. I had a stomachache earlier, and I just ate another big piece. I'm full and half full. I'm telling you, I can't eat more now!"

"Oh! Go back to your room and rest! I'm leaving first, and if you need anything, just come to me!"

Seeing Mrs. Wang going out with the radish, I breathed a sigh of relief and fell to the ground!

"Wow!"

I am a talent, a great talent, I can bear it too much, I felt like throwing up when I took the first bite, but I have endured it until now, now, I feel that I am great, in fact, I am so trusting to Mrs. Wang To put it bluntly, I also feel uneasy, but I don't want to be repaired again, and it would be unkind to ask her to give it to Jiangdong, but I want to save myself!

"Wow!"

I don't even know how long I vomited, but I deeply felt that I even vomited out the gall, and walked back weakly leaning on the wall.

I swear, I will never eat carrots again in my life, no, I don’t want to see carrots anymore.To and eat, let alone.

Bed, bed, bed, looking at the bed in front of me, I have never felt that it is so cute as it is today. I jumped on it and fell asleep. I really have no energy after this day of tossing around.

I opened my sore eyes and felt the intensity of the sunlight. It was noon. I told Mrs. Wang that I don’t like people entering my room casually, so except for a cleaning person, I didn’t come in on weekdays. Meowing at such a sleeping position, this embarrassment, I admire myself even more foresight.

"what!"

I moved my body, and the wounds all over my body started to hurt. You heard me right, it was the wounds all over my body, the wound on my face, I was hit by a knife to avoid the flying radish, the wound on my arm was a scald, the pot was red , I was still instructing Mrs. Wang to spoon water, and there was white smoke, and Mrs. Wang stepped back in fright, but bumped me into the pot. At the moment when it was hot, I really smelled the smell of meat. The sword wound was when she was chopping carrots with the sword and was swept by the sword energy. Although she couldn't hurt it, it still hurts. The foot, the wound on the foot, was just because I said no, she dropped the kitchen knife, and I, And I was so deadly that I was hit again. Although I didn’t bleed, there was a large bruise on my toe. And, and, until now, I’m still sick. I don’t think I’ll want to eat anything in a few days. , poor me.

Tell me, this matter is not evil, if I can go back, should I get a few lottery tickets, maybe I will win the big prize, otherwise, such a rare thing will happen to me!

I can't blame the society for my back, I can't blame the government for my hard life, poor, but, Jiangdong, Jiangdong, when I think of this name, I rush up, Jiangdong, Jiangdong, what are you like at this time, I can't miss it , I am your enemy!

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