The Unrepeatable History of Martial Arts

I hate, I resent, although I can't move, but I scolded fiercely in my heart, scolding Wang Lianhua to be damned, shameless, hateful, scolding, scolding, like an even more angry cat, a dead cat, a stupid cat, Where did you go, come or not, I will boil you, eat your cat meat, drink your cat blood!

I think I'm too miserable, I can't move Wang Lianhua, at least let him turn in one direction, but now, only the eyeballs in his whole body can move, but the damn eyeballs, Gu Lunlun meowed I turned around, I was almost dizzy from this guy's look, and now I believe that sentence'eyes can kill! ', because I was about to be collapsed by Wang Lianhua, when I was about to faint, I finally heard footsteps.

"Xiao Luo! I'm here, have you dealt with Wang Lianhua?"

Listening to the cat's voice, I couldn't control my tears from falling down. Dead cat, I trust you so much, but where did you die.

"Small!"

The cat that rushed in looked at me and Wang Lianhua, the two statues, and the words to say got stuck in their mouths, and they froze!

Finally, finally he reacted, and immediately rushed in to wipe my tears, and said!

"It's my fault, it's my fault, damn it, don't cry!"

"Oh, I'm a bastard, I should follow you!"

"I, I, I am me! I deserve a beating!"

Looking at the cat who slapped me twice, I still feel incomprehensible. It’s more like going up to slap me a few times, but seeing him talking incoherently and flustered, I’m even more angry, you’re going to die, you’re going to slap yourself You have to untie the acupuncture points on my body first, okay?My whole body hurts and my whole body is numb.

"Oh! By the way, let me untie the acupuncture points for you first!"

I was able to move. The moment the acupoints were just released, I almost fell to the ground with my legs limp. Fortunately, he held me up in time. I moved my arms and legs. Looking at the cat who was smirking at me, I pushed him away suddenly. I rudely picked up the lamp that I had seen N times, pulled down the light pole neatly, picked up the light pole and yanked it heavily at the cat beside me.

"Ouch, ouch, Xiao Luo, Xiao Luo!"

After a few times, looking at the cat jumping up and down in front of me, I suddenly felt wronged, couldn't help but sat on the ground, and cried loudly.

"Xiao Luo, it's my fault. I know you've been wronged. I shouldn't go there to pick some. I already knew that Wang Lianhua is not a good person. I still, hey, me, you are hitting me a few times. Okay, I promise not to hide!"

Listening to the cat, I just came back to my senses, I was too unreasonable to make trouble, why did I hit the cat, didn't I want to beat that bastard Wang Lianhua, why did I forget everything when I saw the cat Yes, I just remember that he came late, if he pays more attention, maybe I won’t be afraid, what am I, how did I become like this, I’m sure I’m not a vexatious person, why did I become like this ah!

"Sorry, I was just now!"

"It's me who wants to say sorry, I'm late!"

"I!"

"I promise!"

"I believe you!"

"sorry!"

Seeing me calm down, the cat murmured to me, it seems that he is not stupid, he knows what I endured before he lost Wang Lianhua, his sorry, made me blush even more , Then I thought of Wang Lianhua again, rushed up, punched and kicked Wang Lianhua who was lying on the ground, when I was tired from the beating and sat down smoothly, the cat gave me the tea, After I drank three cups in one breath, I felt better.

"Miss, miss, are you alright? It's about to give birth, it's about to give birth!"

Hearing the sound of the little mud outside, I immediately glanced at the cat, and the cat wisely picked up Wang Lianhua and walked out.

And I hurriedly followed the cat, seeing that Little Niba was about to follow me, I thought, I, Wang Lianhua, and Mao'er are three people, too many people is not good, so I said to her!

"Go back to the room and wait, just the three of us!"

As I walked, I pointed to the three people who were going to go. The cat first carried Wang Lianhua over the wall and then came back to pick me up. The lightness kung fu my wife taught me, maybe I can also fly my arms!

"Don't worry, Wang Lianhua has hidden it, I will take you there!"

"it is good!"

I grabbed the cat's shoulders, and he floated me over. When we slipped in, the person who was going to give birth was eating on the bed. The cat hid me with Wang Lianhua at the fastest speed. I observed carefully, this place is good, it can be seen clearly enough, and it is not easy to be found, it seems that collecting points is an important procedure!

This cabinet is really big, and it was just right for three people to hide in it. When I wanted to praise the cat, I suddenly heard a scream.

"Ah! Ah!"

I can feel that the cat and I were shaken by fright, even Wang Lianhua, he, even if he is shaking now, he can't move, except for the eyeball of course.Listening to the voice outside, I knew that the birth was about to begin!Meowing at Wang Lianhua, take a good look at how difficult it is for a woman to have a child.

I found that I was sweating profusely. If I hadn’t clenched my hands tightly, I’m afraid I’d scream out. Giving birth, giving birth is too scary. Listening to the woman’s screams, looking at the pots of blood, I feel like I'm going crazy, why should I stay here when I have nothing to do, I don't know how Wang Lianhua feels, I can't bear it, I want it!

Me, I can't speak, I can't move, am I scared stupid?

I'm done, I've been tricked, I finally understand why Wang Lianhua's eyeballs rolled so fast before, I poisoned myself, I rolled my eyes immediately, trying to wink at the cat, but, but What's the situation with the cat, a pale pixel ghost who sweats more than me.

"Hard, hard!"

Listening to the midwife outside, turning over and over just this sentence, I wish I could go out and kick her a few times, so I wouldn't say something nice and useful.

"Pfft! Pfft!"

What kind of sound is this, smelly, why is it so smelly, I suddenly found out where the smell came from, the cat, the cat is farting, oh my god, do you want me to live in this environment, what's more, he He cooperated very well with the person who delivered the baby outside. The outside said that we should exert force together. He let it go, said, he put one, and he himself seemed to have no feeling at all. I felt like vomiting, and I felt that I was breathing from him Farting, the stomach is even more overwhelming, rolling his eyeballs, and looking aside Wang Lianhua, who has a bad face, I feel a little sympathetic to him, the cats are sitting closer, and the stench he smells is probably heavier, although I am the mastermind, but I can't protect myself at this time.

What are these things!

I don't know how many farts the cat has farted. In this stench, in the screams of women outside, I am dizzy, feeling like I could pass out at any time, but I have a damn sense of reason, come on someone Help me, I don't count on the cat anymore, Wang Lianhua and I can't move, and he is already in the closet, you say, you have no strength, why do you keep farting.

Shen Lang, you are the most correct. No wonder every time Shen Lang sees a cat, he screams like a brat. This kind of stuff can’t stop smelling. Don’t let the cat go any longer. I think, if it wasn’t for me, I would If I can't move, I've already been a cat that I don't care about for thousands of miles, help, help, who can save me!

Mao'er, even if you hate me and hit you indistinctly, you can torture me in another way. I can't stand this method, I really can't stand it.

"It's born, it's born, big fat boy!"

Did it finally give birth? Needless to say, the people outside did it hard, great, but, but why, I still heard the cat farting!

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