The Little Tailor and the Great Warlord

29.

No matter what, the little warlord is very happy that he has finally established a relationship, and he can be regarded as a half-wife.

Since then, he has been running to the small tailor shop every three days, ordering a bunch of clothes, regardless of whether he can wear them or not.

He was the only one in the little tailor's shop, and he didn't plan to find someone else. After taking the order from the little warlord, he had no time to take other orders.

So every day, although the little tailor is busy, he only circles around the little warlord.

30.

After the regular army was sealed off, the small warlords would no longer be bandits. Although the cottage was not demolished and the base camp was still there, they finally had a number and a military salary.

After he had no worries about food and clothing, he also began to think about his own life.

A small warlord was born as a farmer. He used to work the land with a hoe 20 years ago. If it wasn't for his life, he wouldn't rebel and occupy the mountains as king. So he is different from the other warlords in the city. He doesn't think about it all day. So whoever died, how much money was robbed.

His goal in life is to muddle along and be happy. Of course, the bottom line is to keep his family safe.

31.

Therefore, apart from the daily necessary drills, the little warlord has a lot of free time on weekdays.

But the warlords of other families can play a lot of tricks in their free time, strolling around flower houses, listening to ditties, and even entertaining two popular actors from time to time.

But he is lucky, unique, and he just stays at a certain tailor shop.

So people watching the excitement in the city would see such a scene from time to time: the small tailor shop at the gate of the city, which would have been ignored at first glance, became lively at some point.

Passing by spectators secretly glanced at it from time to time, and saw two rows of military masters with live ammunition outside, while inside was a cold-faced little tailor who couldn't laugh or cry.

This combination... an eerie harmony.

32.

The little warlord didn't know if he was addicted to custom-made clothes. He ordered several sets of clothes for spring, summer, autumn and winter. After he really didn't need to order any more, he even ordered a few bellybands, saying they were for his future wife.

The little tailor who was ashamed at that time blushed.

Damn it, he didn't even make a bellyband for his future wife, why did he make it for that stinky and shameless warlord?

And, wait... the future wife that stinky hooligan said seems to be his sister, right?

The little tailor not only blushed when he thought of this, but turned around and threw the scissors over.

He was a little confused when he got angry, and subconsciously uttered a bad word: "Grandfather, get out!" (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻33.

Maybe it was because he was out of breath and didn't find the right angle, so the scissors fell towards the little warlord's crotch in a daze.

It's also thanks to the little warlord that he really crawled among the dead two years ago, and his skills are not bad.

Quickly retreating two steps to avoid the "hidden weapon", he patted his chest and said with lingering fear: "I'm so dead, what are you doing, a little tailor, you want to kill my family's seed... ah!"

Before he finished speaking, the little tailor had already grabbed a soup pot for ironing clothes and threw it over.

Now the little warlord didn't dare to pick it up, he jumped and jumped out of the shop in a hurry.

34.

The little warlord took a look, and saw the little tailor behind him trembling with anger.

There was a sudden twitch in his heart, and an inexplicable emotion lingered in his heart. Unfortunately, he didn't have time to think about it, and a pile of things behind the little tailor chased him out.

As if fleeing, he hurriedly slipped away, and the little warlord didn't get out of that strange emotion for a long time.

35.

No matter how dazed the little warlord was, he knew that he had offended the little tailor this time, so he didn't dare to look for him for several days, and only asked someone to deliver a lot of good fabrics to his door.

The subordinates have contributed a lot of methods, but they are all used by the girls to coax the old women, and his brother-in-law can't use them.

In addition, the little warlord really didn't know what was wrong with him, so the two of them could only tense up.

This cold war lasted for several days, until one night, when the little tailor was about to close the shop, the little warlord suddenly came to the door.

36.

Looking at the little warlord who was smelling of alcohol, walking wobbly and hiccupping from time to time, the little tailor subconsciously hid.

He wanted to close the door with his backhand, but before he could close it hastily, the "monster" behind him suddenly rushed over.

Like a rolling pin hitting dough, the little tailor was crushed firmly.

37.

Fortunately, there was a wooden plank behind it, otherwise the little tailor would have been crushed to death.

But the little tailor is not much better, how can the little tailor's body be able to withstand a drunk person?

The little tailor who was hugged by the bear smelled of alcohol in his breath. He pushed his hands and feet vigorously and used the person who was holding him, but it was all in vain.

And not only that, the more he struggled, the harder the person holding him was.

After muttering a few times, the drunk guy even bit him on the neck suddenly, and then said dissatisfiedly: "Qing Niang, don't make trouble... let me hug~" (￣︶￣)/38.

The bite on the neck was not severe. Although the person holding him was drunk, he was still somewhat conscious.

So it was more like intimacy to go down, and after the "Young Niang" yelled at the back, the little tailor was even more sure, that rascal took his own as someone else's!

Who is Qing Niang?

Although the little tailor was not a romantic, he knew that most of the people who were called this were women from brothels. He was even more sure when he asked about the faint scent of rouge and gouache on the warlord's body.

39.

Really, hehe..... She was still shamelessly asking her to marry her sister to him, but then ran to hug "Young Niang" and Qingqing me.

Forget it, but even after he was drunk, he ran to find him on purpose.

This is to show off his strength and tell him that even if he recognizes this brother-in-law, won't he worry about not having a wife?

The scorching breath sprayed to the head and neck, the little tailor's mind was very confused, and the birds in the nest were flying in all kinds of thoughts, and there were thousands of possibilities at once.

But no matter which one it is, it's good to think badly of the drunken hooligan.

40.

Gritting his teeth, he wished he could turn over and chop him off, so as not to be angry with that troublesome son.

But as soon as he raised his hand, he was caught by the person in his arms.

The little warlord hadn't woken up yet, so he stretched out his paw in a daze, intending to touch the face in his arms, but being drunk, he really couldn't get his head right, so he touched his chest.

41.

It was the end of summer, and the two of them didn't wear much, and the little tailor took off his outer coat because he was busy preparing to move the door panel just now.

So when the drunk person stretched out his hand, he touched a piece of cool skin.

It's also the slippery skin of his subordinates that makes people a little fondle admiringly. After touching it twice, the little warlord was reluctant to let go. He drilled into the collar along the collar and came to a plain.

42.

The little warlord remembered that there used to be a deep ravine. In the past, he only dared to look at it but dared not touch it. This time he had the opportunity to touch it quickly.

Unexpectedly, when he really touched it, he found that the attractive place like white bread turned into a flat river.

No, not really, at least there are two little cherries on it,

Putting your thumb and index finger together and twisting it slowly twice, the little warlord muttered with some dissatisfaction: "Qing Niang, why have you lost so much weight and lost your breasts?"

The last string in the head of the little tailor called Qing Niang snapped, and his reason was instantly attacked by anger.

He took a hard bite on the drunken man's neck, biting down without hesitation, and at the same time cursed: "I'm so damn stupid..." (╬￣盘￣)

43.

The hangover tastes bad.

I think back when I was the leader of the bandits, the little warlord was also a person who had done [-] big bowls and one bite.

Men's friendship is spelled out on the wine table, this is absolutely true.

At that time, they had just arrived in the stockade, and their hearts were not stable, so the little warlord really wanted to build a good relationship with the people below.

During the holidays, he would go out for a "round fight" for any festive events in the village, toasting one by one.

At that time, there were hundreds of people, and none of them passed out drunk.But I didn't expect that I just wanted to try something new on a whim last night. I made a bottle of Laoshizi's special "wine" and knelt down directly.

It must have been his bad luck, he thought he could hold a good amount of alcohol so he wanted to overwhelm the audience, but he didn't expect that the white and red wine would be so strong that he would immediately lose consciousness.

Shaking his still dizzy head, the little warlord subconsciously wanted to rub his sore forehead, but found that the place he touched felt a little wrong...

44.

Turning over suddenly, the little warlord realized that he was not lying on the big carved bed he just bought.

One turned over too hard, pulled his pants, and he fell straight off the bed.

Of course, he didn't care about other things at this time, he hurriedly pulled up the pants that had been stripped to his ankles, and the little warlord ran straight to the door.

The door of the hut was a patio, and he didn't talk nonsense, he just got up with a bucket of water and stretched his head over it.

When he saw the young man in the reflection in the water, his face was like powder, his lips were painted red, and his eyebrows were like a crescent moon, the little tailor was instantly stunned! (⊙⊙)

The author has something to say:

Hahaha, the little warlord is a handsome man!