Snake baby

After the Hundred Days Banquet, life went on like this day by day.

The weather in Jinlin is smooth, the people live in peace and prosperity, and everything is prosperous.

As the emperor, Yun Yutian basically doesn't need to worry too much about state affairs. He doesn't get tired of being with the baby all day long, and he is extremely happy physically and mentally. It can be said that the hibiscus tent warms the spring night, and the spring tide every night, happy and carefree.

Occasionally, the baby will play some new things with those "foreign people" and make a fuss. Small troubles are also the seasoning of life.

The so-called "foreigners" are countless special groups headed by Chen Ziyi, with Xiao'er as the team leader (a number of court ladies and eunuchs corrupted by the two of them, etc.).

In recent days, those 'foreigners' have played another fun game, jumping grid.

Speaking of it, in modern times it is a game that is so simple that all children can play it. Draw 9 grids on the ground, 1, 2, and 3 are continuous single grids, and 4, 5, 7, and 8 are connected together , there is also a single grid in the middle, 9 is at the end, and then a small sandbag is used to throw it. Starting from 1, single grids use one foot to jump, double grids use two feet, grids with sandbags cannot jump, and jumping is It's impossible to go beyond the border of the grid... This afternoon, Chen Ziyi led a group of her fans to dance the grid, and they all had a great time.

Yun Yutian had already dealt with the state affairs in the morning. In the rare free time, he took the baby out for a walk. When he came to the Royal Garden, he saw this scene. Chen Ziyi's children's shoes were learning zombie jumps there, and the people watching said "Okay." !good! 'Yun Yutian despised this very much, but it didn't hinder his good mood of basking in the sun, so he asked someone to move a soft couch, and squinted on it to enjoy the sun bathing.

The baby is eccentric and likes this game very much, but it is more important to be with Tiantian, so he chooses to lie in Yunyutian's arms and bask in the sun together.

Normally, those low-status court ladies and eunuchs had never even seen the emperor, and those who chose were lying beside them. They didn't dare to make noise, and some even left.

"Ah, it hurts!"

Chen Ziyi cried out in pain, clutching his stomach and fell to the ground.

Xiao'er ran to the side and teased: "Yiyi, you can't beat me so you pretend to be hurt!"

"Hoo~~Hoo~~ You're only pretending to be in pain, I'm dying of pain."

Yun Yutian and the baby hadn't slept for a while, when the cup woke them up, they were in a bad mood and their faces were gloomy.

"What happened?"

"Ah~~~~ Blood, Yiyi, you left a lot of blood!"

Xiao'er's scream made everyone pay attention to the place where Chen Ziyi was sitting, and the bright red blood flowed out from the hem of her skirt.

There are many explanations for this situation, the most likely and most dangerous of which is the child.

Concubine Chen Guifei lost her prince not long ago, she did not expect that today... a group of people waited and sent Chen Ziyi back to the bedroom in a panic, some of them invited the imperial doctor to check.

Everyone was trembling and dared not speak, Yun Yutian sat beside him with a gloomy face.

The baby is curious.

"Tiantian, what happened to Chen Ziyi? She shed so much blood?"

"It's okay, I'm just sick."

"Ah, but she bled when she had a big belly last time, and then someone said that the child was gone, so she has another child now?"

"Maybe!"

"But, she has a small belly now! Where is the baby?"

"...the child is in the belly."

"Then why can't I see it?"

"........."

Seeing that Yun Yutian didn't answer, the baby looked at his little belly, and then said: "Do you think it's possible that I also have a child in my stomach?"

Pfft, Yun Yutian was stunned for a while when he heard such a question, then burst out laughing again, and patted the baby's head.

"Babies don't have children!"

"why?"

"Only women bear children."

"yes!"

The baby is a little disappointed, and I don't know if having a baby is fun, but why is Chen Ziyi so good at 'giving birth'?

After a while, the imperial doctor came out and said it was a false alarm, the imperial concubine was in good health, the child was saved, but she needed to rest and not do too much strenuous exercise.

Yun Yutian went in to see Chen Ziyi with the baby in his arms, someone was very 'shy' wrapped himself in the quilt, and was not going to come out to see him.

With a wave of his hand, all the maids serving at the side went out, only Xiao'er was still there.

"Say, who is the adulterer?" Yun Yutian asked directly.

Regarding this matter, he is the most certain. These days, he has only done it with the baby alone, and he has never touched any woman at all.

This woman is still bold, dared to raise an adulterer secretly, and now she even has children!

"No, no adulterer!" Chen Ziyi was afraid of Yun Yutian, but he still argued hard and refused to admit it.

"How is it possible, can you give birth to a doll by yourself? That's strange."

Xiao'er didn't forget to gossip on the sidelines, and she didn't believe it very much.

Chen Ziyi was in a hurry, why couldn't this woman help out at a critical moment! !

"Could it be... Could it be... It's him!"

After thinking for a while, Xiao'er suddenly remembered something again, but she didn't say who it was.

"Tiantian, what is an adulterer? Why do you have an adulterer? Can you have children if you have an adulterer?"

The question the baby asked was very weird, and it seemed that he wanted to find an adulterer too.

"Hahaha~~~~" Xiao'er couldn't stop laughing.

Yun Yutian was sweating coldly with black lines on top, wondering if he should give birth lessons to the baby.

"Baby, I'll be in the palace later. I'll explain to you, okay?" Yun Yutian comforted the baby in a low voice, and in exchange for the baby's big smiling face and a big kiss, Yun Yutian's kiss was so sweet The face is shining (saliva).

"Chen Ziyi, when I am patient, you'd better tell who it is right away, otherwise, once I find out who that person is, I will never let him go easily."

Dare to give him a cuckold, Yun Yutian wants to see who is so bold!

"Can't say~"

Chen Ziyi still didn't dare to say it, but the child on the side looked like she wanted to say it for her, "Yiyi, just say it! It must be that person, right? Let me tell you, you have secretly gone out to talk to him several times. We met, right! You still asked me to let you in, so hurry up and recruit! If you don’t tell me, I’ll tell you for you!”

The name Xiao'er was about to blurt out was stopped by Chen Ziyi's hand, and she shook her head with an ugly expression.

Seeing this scene, Yun Yutian snorted and took the baby away, did she think he couldn't find out?Let her say it's just to give him a chance.

The flowers are just in time and the moon is full. It's really a good time to drink wine and watch the moon.

There is an independent small garden in the apse of Liuyun Temple, which is specially used for admiring the moon.

At this time, Yun Yutian held a pot of good-quality sweet-scented osmanthus wine in his right hand, held a gorgeous luminous cup between the thumb and index finger of his left hand, glanced at the serious person in front of him, and poured all the wine into his mouth as soon as he raised his head.

"Baby, would you like some sweet-scented osmanthus wine?"

The baby shook his head quickly, then picked up the thin stack of papers and looked at it seriously, Yun Yutian was very dissatisfied with being ignored by the baby.

But who let the baby he is 'learning' now!

Yes, babies are indeed learning!Learning to read!

"Then the baby will read a poem to the emperor, okay?"

"Mm~~hm~~" nodded quickly, and then chose a piece of paper from the stack of papers to read.

"The charming subject in front of the bed is suspected to be a brilliant chrysanthemum. The sound of bowing your head and water is invited... It's a pity that the boring subject is a little less literary; the awkward and forced subject is a bit less coquettish.

A generation of arrogance, invincible general attack, only known as Shou Hanxiao.

It's all over, count the YD characters, and look at the present.

... "Pfft—Yun Yutian's mouthful of sweet-scented osmanthus stuffing has irrigated countless flowers, plants and soil.

He grabbed the paper and was so angry that he was about to blow his beard, although he didn't have a beard.

"Where did these come from!"

It's completely obscene and obscene, the baby actually watched this kind of thing for so long.

"What's the matter, Chen Ziyi gave it to me, said it is a culture of thousands of years, let me study it hard, I don't know the meaning of some words on it! For example, what does this yindang mean? Hey, tell me every day, okay?"

Looking at the baby's innocent face, how could Yun Yutian explain such an obscene word?

After thinking about it, he said: "This word is used to describe babies, sometimes it is at night!"? ? ? ? ?The baby still doesn't quite understand, did I yindang at night? ?

"Your Majesty, Mr. Xue begs to see you!" Xiao Anzi's report interrupted the weird atmosphere.

"pass-"

Yun Yutian drank another glass of wine, settled his mind, and thought: I am waiting for you to come.

"Weichen see the emperor!"

"Get up, I don't know why Xue Qing's family came to visit late at night?"

Seeing that the baby was still reading that weird poem, Yun Yutian felt unhappy, so he hugged the baby and forbade him to read it again!

"Your Majesty, I want to ask you for someone."

Xue Meng looked at Yun Yutian's expression, and felt that it would be better to tell the truth.

"Oh~ who?"

"Yiyi!"

Yun Yutian sneered, it really was him, he didn't even need to check, he just delivered it to his door.

"It's so affectionate! Do you know who Chen Ziyi is?"

"It's the imperial concubine in the palace..."

Yun Yutian snorted coldly, stopped talking, and only held a glass of wine to drink, the baby was also idle and bored, asking Yun Yutian for a drink.

If Yun Yutian didn't give it, the baby would pretend to be angry, and then Yun Yutian would hand the wine glass to the baby's lips.

The baby sniffed it first, and frowned. The smell was terrible, but it was only after trying it that he knew whether it was good or not.

So he boldly stuck out his little tongue and licked a little.

The spicy taste immediately spread from the tip of the tongue to the limbs, and the hot air rushed to the baby's whole body. It was warm and made the baby feel sleepy.

The eyes are misty, and against the baby's emerald green pupils, even the best emerald agate can't compare.

Seeing this expression, Yun Yutian's heart fluttered, his desire swelled, and he immediately pressed the baby's lips to taste the delicious 'wine' with him.

I just feel a gust of wind blowing, the north wind is blowing~~~' Your Majesty, don't forget that there is a living person here! ! ! 'Obviously, someone has forgotten him.

How long did the two kiss, how long did Xue Meng blow the north wind there.

Finally, the two kissed passionately, and Xue Meng took the time to speak quickly: "Your Majesty, to tell you the truth, Chen Ziyi is a very 'magical' person!"

"Oh?" Yun Yutian raised his eyebrows, motioning for him to continue.

"I thought that I already fell in love with her!"

Uh~~~~ The cold wind is blowing again, what a bold confession!

Yun Yutian looked at the limp baby, smiled slightly, and stretched out his fingers to fiddle with the bag's mouth, the baby is still dazed, did not resist, and even stuck out his tongue to lick... This is temptation, absolute temptation! ! !

Only this baby can instantly transform him into a ferocious beast, Yun Yutian just wants to solve this matter as soon as possible!

"Then what do you mean, you want Zhen to give you the imperial concubine Chen?"

"How dare I, as long as you don't blame Yiyi, I will be satisfied. Your Majesty, whether you want to kill me or how to deal with it is up to you!"

"Hmph~~~ Let me save your life for the time being, and the child will be raised for you, but you have to remember whose favor you have received for a few days!"

Yun Yutian doesn't have any feelings for Chen Ziyi, so he doesn't care where she goes, since someone wants it, it can only be used as a handle!

Like a gust of wind, Yun Yutian carried the baby away, no matter how he looked at the back, he felt a little impatient.

Xiaofanwai: Where was the baby born?

In other words, like a gust of wind, Yun Yutian carried the baby back to the inner hall, and then 'threw' it onto the bed, his movements were not gentle.

(Baby clasped his hands on his chest, looking flustered and frightened, looking at Dong Yutian in horror: "You~~you~~what are you going to do!"

Then, Yun Yutian turned into a wolf, pounced on him, and ate the baby... (this is a discarded version) In fact, as the baby's father and educator, Yun Yutian still restrained himself and wanted to teach the baby first. Try something baby!

What is common sense is—how the baby was born.

If the baby doesn't know about this, and asks about it in front of others, it will be embarrassing.

So, after Yun Yutian put the baby on the bed, he took off all his clothes, and then, just, stripped the baby naked, and then, nothing.

"Baby, is the sweet-scented osmanthus wine good?"

The baby thought for a while, then nodded: "It's delicious!" Then he stretched out his tender little feet and stepped on Yun Yutian's face.

Uh~~~ I didn't step on it hard, but someone still took down the murder weapon with a dark face, and looked helplessly at the smiling baby with a 'treacherous' face.

"Hehe~~Naughty!" Someone instantly recovered his smiling face, forget it, don't bother with him, so as not to annoy the baby, he used that trick again to get awkward with himself.

The so-called "that trick" is the "36 tricks to resist loss" that Chen Ziyi children's shoes taught the baby. Last time, because it was done too frequently, the baby wanted to resist. He didn't let him touch it for ten days, which almost suffocated someone.

...It's really embarrassing to recall, but the current thing is more important.

Yun Yutian's hand touched the baby's legs all the way, and when he touched the tender flesh of the thigh, the baby shivered and smiled and said it was itchy.Then, I squeezed the baby's little buds, they are so pink and cute, but now they are soft, the final target is the baby's belly, Yun Yutian's hands are circling on it, occasionally pinching the little belly button .

It made Brother Baobao laugh non-stop, and then stomped on him: "Stop messing with Tiantian again."

"My baby wants to know how a baby is born?" Yun Yutian continued to draw.

The baby nodded, "Hmm~~~"

"That is, a man and a woman, doing what we do every night, uh~~ Then the baby is planted in the woman's belly, and then the baby in the belly grows slowly, and then ten When the moon belly is so big, the baby will fall out."

As Yun Yutian spoke, he even compared his hands, while the baby listened carefully, absorbing and digesting the content.

"Does it have to be a man and a woman to have a baby?" With expectant eyes, question one.

Yun Yutian, "..."

"How did the baby fall out? Did I also fall out like that?" Question [-].

Yun Yutian, "..."

"Can't a baby have a baby?"

Yun Yutian: "Baby, do you want to have a baby?"

"Hmm~"

"why?"

"Because Chen Ziyi gave birth, and mother also gave birth, so the baby also wants to have one."

"Honey, boys can't...hehe~~Actually, it's okay for the baby to have one..."

Yun Yutian was just about to tell the truth, but on second thought, let's wait until we get enough advantage! (True traitor!) Baby: "Really, how?"

"Cough~~~ Come on, let me tell you..." Yun Yutian pressed against the baby's ear.

"In this way, the baby can have a baby? 'Doing' ten times a day?"

"Well~~~ As long as you do more and don't stop for a day, one day, baby, you will be able to give birth to a baby." A certain person's face was not red and his heart was beating, but he was also a 'naked person' anyway, and lied to the baby Yun Yutian : "Ahem~~~"

Baby: "Then let's do it quickly! Have a baby sooner?"

A certain baby is looking forward to it, and a certain cloud is very naughty doing it, and the baby suddenly has a problem.

"Tiantian, what is an adulterer? Isn't it necessary to have an adulterer after giving birth to a baby? Tiantian is now an adulterer~~~"

Yun Yutian: "=="

Speechless, the only thing I can do is push the baby harder, so that he can't stop moaning. If he doesn't have time and brain capacity, he won't think wildly, and he won't say something that embarrasses him... tasty?

Chen Ziyi's children's shoes are really a god-man, and have brought a lot of interesting things inside and outside the palace.

For those outside the palace, there are many children who sing those poems with profound meanings as nursery rhymes, and dance grids, etc. These are all the reasons why Chen Ziyi and Chen Guifei are famous.

Outside the palace, there are storytellers in some big taverns, who describe them as glamorous and witty. It is obvious that a fairy from the sky descended to benefit the world, and even the winner said that Concubine Chen was born with The fate of the dragon and phoenix among people is to be a queen in the future... so to speak, such... that... are all today's version, tomorrow's version, people can't believe it easily.

Now, the baby is holding another creation of Chen Ziyi's children's shoes, popsicles.

In ancient times, of course, there was no such thing as creamy vanilla ice cream, but the ice cream mixed with various flavors (apple, grape, lychee, peach, pear, etc.) is completely addictive and delicious. I still want to eat.

The baby also likes to eat this kind of popsicle very much, but Yun Yutian ordered him to eat only one popsicle a day, otherwise he will have diarrhea or fever, so the baby always cherishes the one every day.

On this day, the baby was sitting on a soft couch, licking and licking with a lychee-flavored popsicle, his little tongue was a little white from the ice, but it was more comfortable and enjoyable, licking up and down, Woo~~~It's delicious.

As soon as Yun Yutian came in after dealing with state affairs, he realized this situation. His little baby was very "charming" and "erotic" licking something similar in shape to some kind of hairy object.

Of course, the two words 'charm' and 'pornography' are just figments of Yun Yutian's mind. The baby is clearly concentrating on 'licking' the popsicles, so he can think about it and immediately feel the heat From the lower body continuously rising upwards, the thing in the lower body immediately swelled up~~~ quietly came to the baby's side, and sat next to it.

At first the baby was taken aback, but immediately realized that it was Tian Tian who came, and was very happy... almost hugged Yun Yutian's neck, but found that the popsicle hadn't been eaten yet, so... let out a sound from the crack of his mouth 'Tian Tian', I still don't take the popsicle out of my mouth.

The melted ice water mixed with the baby's mouth, and the tender egg-skin-like face was also there. Seeing the popsicles constantly coming in and out in the baby's cherry lips, Yun Yutian intuitively regarded 'it' as his own Yes, the color in the eyes is getting darker and darker, and the fire of desire is burning secretly.

Woo~~~ The baby was eating hard, but the popsicle was snatched away by Yun Yutian~~~ "Ah, ah, return my popsicle every day~~~"

The baby wailed, Yun Yutian ignored it, the baby was puzzled, why did he always bully him every day~~~ He wanted to eat popsicles, but the sky pouted his mouth, this is a sign of crying, and it is also the most common way for babies, usually like this every day I promised him everything, but today...he didn't give it.

"Be good, baby! May I let you eat an extra one today?"

As Yun Yutian spoke, he ordered Xiao Anzi to get another one, his deep eyes reflected the baby's current expression.

There are stars in the eyes, which is very similar to that Chen Moumou sometimes, it is so dark that it is so close to ink!

Yun Yutian picked up the popsicle, stuck out his tongue just like the baby, and licked the tip of his tongue on the popsicle, but stared deeply at the baby, not letting it go for a moment, the baby who was holding his arm with both hands stared at him His eyes widened, and he even swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

(Yun XX, you are the obvious temptation, okay? Someone is holding a hammer in front of the computer~~) After a while, Xiao Anzi sent popsicles, and the person slipped away. The baby wagged his little tail and waited obediently for Yun Yu Tian gave him popsicles to eat.

Ah~~~~~ Just as he was thinking about it, he realized that his body was cold, and his clothes were all taken off by Yun Yutian.

This, this, why do you have to take off naked while eating popsicles?The baby is puzzled.

"Baby, will my father come to feed you?" Someone continued to seduce.

"Mmm~~~mmmm~~~" A certain baby nodded.

Suddenly, Yun Yutian put two popsicles in a tray beside him, grasped the baby with both hands, and pulled the baby in front of him in a kneeling position.

Um?Why do you still have to do this action, don't care, it would be nice if you can eat popsicles.

Sure enough, but, Yun Yutian just stuffed the original one into the baby's mouth, and held the other one in his hand. The baby ate the mouthful, looked at the one in Yun Yutian's hand, and felt aggrieved, the ball every day , brought it and didn't give it to him.

The baby is now kneeling between Yun Yutian's legs, and he can only raise his eyes, only to find Yun Moumou's ambiguous smile, looking at his... little butt with glowing eyes.

At the same time, he also felt a big hand on his back, groping down the spine, and then... inserted into the baby's back hole all at once.

"Woo~~~" the baby's cry was caught by the popsicle.

I stuck my finger in it a few times, then took it out, and then... picked up the popsicle, and then the baby felt that his back was icy, could it be?Is it popsicles?

The baby struggled, but at that moment, the popsicle broke through the obstacles, and just inserted it to the end, and then the upper and lower popsicles were inserted at the same time... This scene is so strange no matter how you look at it.

Because the popsicle was in the back hole, the cold air slowly climbed up the baby's heart along the back, but the speed of Yue's friction and the sideways made him want to stop. Yu Tian was still naughty, and asked in the baby's ear: "Baby, is it delicious?"

Its severity can be imagined! !

The stimuli behind him are sometimes heavy and sometimes light, and each time it is inserted to the point where the baby reacts very strongly.

"Hmm~~~ah~~woooo~~~"

Due to the temperature of the mouth, the ice cubes melted, but the pleasure behind him made the baby unable to control his mouth. The saliva mixed with the melted popsicle flowed out from the corner of the baby's mouth. The plug time flowed out, and there was a gurgling water sound...Suddenly, Yun Yutian pulled out the nearly melted popsicle from the baby's mouth, and threw it far away with a flick of his hand.

Finally relaxed, the baby was gasping for air, before he could take two breaths, he was blocked by Yun Yutian again.

After kissing for a while, the baby is already dizzy!

As soon as he opened his eyes, he suddenly found that Tiantian's hugeness was in front of him, and the meaning was already obvious. Before he had time to struggle, the huge thing had already entered his mouth... Someone had planned it for a long time, and said Give him two popsicles! !Lied to me! !A certain baby groaned in his heart, unable to moan.

This alone was not enough, Yun Yutian kept stroking the baby's back with one free hand, pinching the two points of the baby's chest from time to time, making the baby tremble all over, almost unable to lie down .

A popsicle is always a popsicle, it will melt when it encounters heat, and things that gradually become smaller can’t satisfy the baby’s pussy at all, the baby twisted his hips impatiently, Yun Yutian already knew it, pulled out this popsicle and threw it away , and then straighten your baby's body so that he sits on your lap.

"Baby, are the popsicles delicious?"

The baby lowered his head to look at the buds under his body, he had already stood up energetically, and Yun Yutian was even on the verge of breaking out, yet he still had the mood to tease him!

"Huh~~~ Every day is so bad, I will never eat popsicles in front of you again!" From now on, I will secretly hide and eat!

The baby complained about something, and stretched his little hand behind, grabbed Yun Yutian's hair, stuffed it into his acupuncture point, and then sat down heavily.

The opening of the hole that has just been developed by Popsicle has been fully opened, but the temperature is very low, very low.

One cold and one hot pinching, both of them felt an indescribable pleasure... Just now, after being teased for a long time, the baby's waist became soft, and after a few movements, he acted like a baby and stopped moving, how could Yun Yutian let it go, grab it Clinging to the baby's slender waist, I rushed vigorously... The afternoon is very long, but for two energetic people, cough~~ It may not be enough to add a whole night.