Zhao Kitten yelled loudly: "I am not a medical student, my heart is amazing!!!"

Baili Wushuang's angry voice came from outside: "How do you practice martial arts? You don't even know these things!?"

Zhao Kitten has already started howling: "I'm going to be scalded to death! I've only learned kung fu for ten days, and I only know the Dantian and Rendu veins. I don't understand what you're saying at all!!"

Baili Wushuang's voice became very helpless, and he started a slow medical science popularization: "The meridians of the human body communicate the inside and outside of the human body, connect the up and down, left and right, and connect the whole body to the front and back, so as to unify the internal organs, the six internal organs, the four limbs, the bones, the meridians, the meridians and the skin. The overall organizational structure. It is divided into meridians, collaterals, tendons, and rubber tendons. The meridians are further divided into twelve meridians, eight extra meridians, and twelve other meridians..."

Zhao Xiaomao collapsed and said weakly: "I'm dead...I'm dead..."

Baili Wushuang completely ignored Zhao Xiaomao's life and death, and ordered his subordinates to continue to add firewood to the stove to fan the wind, and continued on his own: "The so-called heart channel is one of the twelve meridians. , Hand Jueyin Pericardium Meridian. Hand Shaoyin Heart Meridian, which belongs to the heart, connects to the small intestine, hand Jueyin counts the pericardium, and connects to the triple burner..."

Zhao Xiaomao simply passed out, Baili Wushuang spoke for a long while, and suddenly heard that there was no movement at all inside, hurriedly ordered the people under him to stop, opened the small mouth for delivering food, looked into the iron house, only saw Zhao The kitten was lying naked on the ground with its eyes closed and its body flushed red.

Baili Wushuang's subordinates came over: "Eunuch Wu, what is wrong with that meridian?"

Baili Wushuang rolled his eyes: "It's heat stroke..."

When Zhao Xiaomao woke up again, he found that the temperature in the iron house was suitable and very comfortable. There was a large human body picture in front of him, with various lines drawn in cyan and red on it. There are many points, and each point is written in small characters. Zhao Xiaomao carefully identified the small characters and found that the names of various acupoints were written on them, such as Shaoshang, Zhongchong, Shaochong, Yinbai, Lidui, etc. There are more than a thousand, but he only recognizes one Tanzhong acupoint on his chest, thanks to the martial arts novels he read before.

Just when Zhao Xiaomao was wondering what these things are for, a voice from a hundred miles outside the iron room came again: "These are all the acupuncture points and meridians of the human body. You must memorize them within three days, otherwise, hum, go down!" It's not as simple as heatstroke, even the Heavenly King and I can't save you!"

Zhao Xiaomao wailed and cursed loudly: "Dead eunuch, dead shemale, forget about being perverted, what are you doing with me? Did I cut your dick, let alone rape your ass..."

Baili Wushuang's voice was particularly gloomy: "You probably don't know it yet! You were tricked by Baili Bloodfiend into practicing the Blood Demon Divine Kung Fu, and you only have three days to live! I will teach you how to recognize these acupoints, teach you You are practicing to save your life!! In short, after three days, if you can’t memorize it by heart, you will die!”

Zhao Kitten squatted in the corner, drawing circles silently, cursing in his heart: When I am a SB?Isn't Lao Tzu alive and well now?What kind of tricks is this dead shemale playing?Could it be that they want to train me into a puppet to deal with Baili Gorefiend?

However, his resentment turned into resentment, and now he has fallen into Baili Wushuang's hands, he doesn't even know where he is, let alone escaped, and has no choice but to obediently follow the other party's request.

In desperation, he had no choice but to memorize it by rote according to Baili Wushuang's request.

Let’s start with the fourteen meridian flow note song, Yiyi Yaya’s back "The fourteen meridians and the lungs are the first, the middle burner starts to go to the tip of the big finger, the second finger intersects in the large intestine, and the stomach meridian next to the nose connects..."

Zhao Xiaomao yelled at Baili Wushuang while reciting his words. He had a good time scolding at first, but later found that he only remembered the words of cursing, and couldn't remember those acupuncture points with strange names that had nothing to do with it, so he collapsed again.

After the collapse, Zhao Kitten began to think carefully whether he could escape from this ghostly place. He took the iron plate covering the toilet and knocked around, but found that the thickness of every place was the same, even the The iron gates were all welded shut. Unless someone could steal the iron house and cut it open with a hacksaw or cutter from the outside, it would be impossible for him to get out...

When he was greeting Baili Wushuang's JJ and Chrysanthemum for the thousand and one time in his heart, Baili Wushuang's shrill voice came from outside the iron house again: "It's been a day, how is your recitation? "

Zhao Xiaomao let out a scream, it’s over, it’s been a day, and he just remembered that the Baihui point is on the top of his head, the Huiyin point is on the JJ and chrysanthemums, and the Yongquan point is on the sole of the foot, and he doesn’t know anything about the rest! !

Baili Wushuang chuckled twice, and said in a miserable voice: "You don't want to escape, this iron house was specially ordered to be welded by craftsmen, and the door has been welded to death, unless you practice martial arts, a Cleave open the welding part of the iron door, otherwise, you will be locked inside for the rest of your life!"

Zhao Xiaomao yelled in the iron house, but no one paid any attention to him. In desperation, he had to carefully pick up the big picture again and start to recite it. There are only two days left. How can you memorize multiple acupoints?Zhao Xiaomao remembers scratching his ears and cheeks, repeatedly recalling the method he used to endorse in the past, but when he endorsed in school, he knew the meaning of the book!Although I had the experience of memorizing the "Moyun God's Sect Regulations" by heart in one night, the regulations were written in an easy-to-understand manner, suitable for all ages.But Nima doesn't even know the meaning of these acupuncture points! ! !

Under the tremendous pressure, Zhao Xiaomao had to break out. The shorthand method, image memory method, cursing memory method, and YY memory method all came to his head. The big picture became more and more blurred, his eyelids became heavier and heavier, and he... fell asleep.

When he woke up again, he was woken up from the cold. When he opened his eyes, he found that a thin layer of hoarfrost had formed on the surrounding walls, and even the breath he exhaled was in lumps. Bai Qi, he jumped up and ran two steps in a hurry, but found that the temperature was getting lower and lower. In the end, his hands and feet were frozen, and even running could not create suitable heat. He took off the clothes he had taken off earlier Just as he was about to freeze to death, Baili Wushuang's transgressive voice began to appear again, and the voice was as cold as the surrounding air: "Do as I say, or you In half an hour, there is only one dead end!"

Zhao Kitten yelled in anger: "Idiot! Trash! Garbage! Scum!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

Baili Wushuang's voice still didn't stop: "Five hearts up to the sky, qi returns to Dantian, follow the Heart Sutra!"

Zhao Kitten was angry: "What is it with five hearts!!!"

Baili Wushuang: "...the soles of the feet, the palms of both palms, and the top of the head, facing the sky!"

Zhao Kitten quickly lay down, raised his feet, and raised his hands. There was always one with his heart turned upside down, and the top of his head was still facing the wall!After thinking for a while, he raised his body again, straightened his upper body, supported his whole body with only the strength of his waist, and cursed loudly again: "My heart is exhausted to death, how come my anger returns to my dantian! You're kidding me Bar!"

Baili Wushuang was slightly taken aback, and said, "Sitting cross-legged, are you tired?"

Zhao Kitten: "..."

He sat cross-legged again, with his feet crossed on his thighs, imitating the meditation posture of those old monks, with his hands on his knees, and finally understood the profound meaning of the five-hearted uplifting—it turned out that when he was meditating, he put the back of his hands on his knees Up—hands facing the sky, feet turned—the soles of the feet facing the sky, the back straight—the top of the head facing the sky.The so-called five hearts are up to the sky! !

After he sat down, Baili Wushuang began to teach Zhao Xiaomao how to guide his inner breath. Strange to say, Zhao Xiaomao had a vague memory of those acupuncture points and the direction of meridians, and he didn't know where was where. When Baili Wushuang said it outside, he immediately remembered, and started to get lucky according to what Baili Wushuang said.

It turned out that at this time, Zhao Kitten was already in a semi-comatose state, unable to think at all with his brain's consciousness, and could only work with his subconscious mind.Although he couldn't remember the acupuncture points and directions, he already had some impressions after reading it once. In a hazy, subconscious mind firmly remembered these, instead of requiring him to deliberately think about them.

I don't know how long it took, but Baili Wushuang's voice disappeared, and Zhao Xiaomao didn't feel the cold anymore. He followed the exercise rules Baili Wushuang said and practiced three times. He felt warm and comfortable all over his body. , even though the hoarfrost on the surrounding iron walls had turned into ice, he couldn't feel the slightest bit of cold.

After Zhao Xiaomao's exercise, he finally felt a little tired. He meditated and fell asleep with his eyes closed. When he woke up again, he was woken up again by the heat. He eats when he is hungry, and sleeps when he is tired. If he is woken up by heat or cold, he does not know how long it will take until he can sleep soundly no matter how hot or cold, Baili Wushuang Various moves and martial arts were thrown in from the small window of the iron house, and Zhao Kitten was forced to practice them. Along with these martial arts cheats, there were also many poisonous insects and snakes, spiders, centipedes, sparrows and flies.

Zhao Kitten has completely calmed down. He greets Baili Wushuang's ancestor a thousand and one times every day in his sleep, and then opens his eyes still full of energy.

On this day, after Zhao Xiaomao used two fingers to pinch hundreds of noisy flies to death one by one, he muttered dissatisfiedly: "Hey, bring some water in! These flies are so dirty, they are full of viruses." ! Do you know!?”

Baili Wushuang laughed loudly outside: "Okay! You can kill all the flies in less than a cup of tea, which is enough to prove that your agility and lightness skills have become much more flexible! Do you want to wash your hands? I will give you a hand!" Hello stuff!"

After speaking, the iron window opened again, and a huge snake squeezed in through the iron window.

Zhao Kitten yelled: "What the hell is this!!!"

Baili Wushuang said: "This is the giant python of the King of Snakes! Even someone with high martial arts skills cannot kill it with bare hands. Its skin can be used as a shield and armor on the battlefield! It’s been hungry for three whole months, play with it!!”

Zhao Xiaomao roared angrily: "Bai Li Wu Shuang, if I can't get out, forget it, if I get out, I will definitely put an electric drill inside your chrysanthemum!!!"

After the giant python crawled in completely, Zhao Xiaomao found that the body of the giant python alone occupied two-thirds of the iron house. It is like a hard armor, which cannot be shaken at all. The body of the giant python can't see how it is swimming, so it has already tightly entangled Zhao Kitten. Zhao Kitty made a loach trick. Open, the giant python moved slightly again, not to mention the speed, what's even more frightening is that you can't even feel it moving, and it has already wrapped you tightly.

This time the giant python also had experience in dealing with Zhao Xiaomao, entangled his limbs together, Zhao Xiaomao swam several times with loach skills, but he didn't escape. Catch it, play dead, maybe you can get away with it.

He was about to pretend to be dead when he heard a voice from Baili Wushuang outside saying: "Don't try to pretend to be dead! This giant python's body is against your chest, and it can feel your heart beating. Unless your heart stops beating, otherwise It won't let go of you at all! It just keeps getting tighter!"

Zhao Kitten cursed secretly in his heart, the giant python was getting tighter and tighter, Zhao Kitten was almost suffocating, at this moment, Baili Wushuang's voice sounded outside again, slowly and comfortably: "This big snake , the strength is infinite, if you can defeat him with bare hands, you will not be far away!"

Zhao Kitten exhausted all his strength, but he couldn't break free from the giant python's entanglement. Whenever his muscles tightened to fight against the giant python, the python would loosen a little. He relaxed his muscles, wanting to take advantage of the gap to take a breath, but unexpectedly, during the gap, the boa constrictor suddenly locked its body very cunningly, wrapping Zhao Kitty even tighter.

After doing this two or three times, Zhao Xiaomao was strangled by this cunning boa constrictor and only rolled his eyes. At the moment of life and death, he suddenly remembered the method of holding the breath taught by the heavens. I don't know how long it took to resist, and suddenly heard a sharp whistle outside, the python let go of Zhao Kitten, and slowly swam out along the bars, Zhao Kitten lay on the ground, tired and hungry Said, the alternation of hot and cold started again.

From then on, this giant python would come to play with Kitten Zhao every once in a while, and every time it came, Kitten Zhao's strength would increase by a little bit, and the time of holding his breath would be longer and longer.

When the boa constrictor came in for the tenth time, Zhao Xiaomao was tightly bound by the boa constrictor, and at the same time he inhaled suddenly. Chopping with one hand, under one blow, the boa constrictor shrank in pain. Zhao Xiaomao saw that this opportunity was once in a lifetime, so he punched again, hitting the top of the boa constrictor with all his strength, knocking the boa constrictor unconscious!

Zhao Xiaomao really hated this snake. After thinking about it, he dug out the iron sheet covering the toilet from the ground, held it in his hand, and penetrated with internal force. The iron sheet pierced the hard python with a sound Skin, Zhao Xiaomao pulled out the python's gallbladder, which was as big as a fist, Zhao Xiaomao didn't care, and swallowed it with his head up, thinking: Damn it, you should pay something for pestering me for so many days , I heard people say that snake gallbladder clears away heat and detoxifies, and eats it to protect the liver and improve eyesight. This snake can be regarded as a reward for death!

The snake's gallbladder was so strong that Zhao Xiaomao swallowed it several times without swallowing it. Finally, he stretched his neck and swallowed it reluctantly, but accidentally broke the snake's gallbladder, and was about to cry out in pain.

As soon as the snake gall swallowed, Zhao Kitty suddenly felt dizzy, couldn't stand upright, and fell to the ground with a thud.

When he woke up again, he didn't feel any discomfort from cold or heat. He only felt that his ears and eyes were clear and his body was comfortable. His clothes and shoes had been smashed to pieces a long time ago. At this moment, he was naked and had nothing. A dead snake is as disgusting as you want, and what's even more disgusting is that he is still sleeping on the snake...

Zhao Xiaomao thought to himself, if such a big snake has died here, it must not be able to get out, how stinky it will be in the future!No, I'm going to try again to see if I can get out. When he thought this way, he secretly channeled the energy in his dantian, gathered it in the palm of his hand, and hit it with a palm, hitting the iron gate. To Zhao Xiaomao's surprise, he came forward The iron gate, which he could not shake for a few days, was like a rotten wood at this moment. With a bang, the iron gate was smashed open from the welded part, and five deep finger marks were left on the iron gate.

Zhao Xiaomao yelled excitedly, without even thinking about it, he jumped out of the iron room where he had been imprisoned for many days, cheering!

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