white striped blue bird in the tent

Lu Xiong sat in front of the computer and wrote the test, holding back two lines of words for three hours, Yin Qin poked his head over to look, and burst out laughing, "Didn't you also graduate from university? Writing a composition is so hard? What score did you score in the Chinese test?"

"I'm a sports student, a second-level national athlete, and I got into it through extra points," Lu Xiong stared at the screen bitterly.

Qin Qin pushed him away, "Look at me."

After 10 minutes, a thousand-word review appeared in the document, the words were sincere, the confession was tear-jerking, the promise was blood-boiling, and there was no substance at all.

Lu Xiong excitedly rubbed his face and kissed him, "Good wife!"

Yin Qin cocked his tail, "I was the first generation of online novel masters back then. Don't look at me as a semi-retired person now. As long as I write him two words one day, I will immediately respond to hundreds of thousands of readers."

"I've always had a question," Lu Xiong squatted on the ground, holding his waist, "Why didn't you write?"

Yin Qin's face darkened, "The level of pornography exceeds the standard. If you write a chapter, you will be locked for another chapter. I won't play with them anymore."

Lu Xiong: "..."

"What expression do you have?" Yin Qin said coldly, "Sexual desire is the life instinct of human beings related to life preservation. Like appetite, it is the basic requirement for the survival of species. Don't look at me with those bear eyes, I know you understand No, mortals!"

Lu Xiong blinked his bear eyes, "Daxian, the only thing I can't understand in this world is you, a bird."

attentive:"……"

After handing in the inspection, Lu Xiong finally escaped from the stormy spittle attack of the team leader, and after returning, he personally led the team to the Sweet Love Hotel to fight pornography.

As night fell, the pink lights on the Sweet Honey signboard began to flicker, and the police car came galloping with a shrill siren. They were courteous and well-dressed, leading a group of managers standing at the door with smiling faces.

Lu Xiong got out of the car, buttoned his police cap very low, cast a gloomy glance at Zhou Zheng, and shouted harshly at the vice-captain, "Check!"

The vice-captain's knees softened, "Cha!"

Zhou Zheng: "..."

With an order, the little policemen rushed into the hotel, the deputy captain passed by Yin Qin, paused, and said in a low voice, "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry."

Yin Qin smiled gracefully, "Then you should investigate more seriously and carefully, even the promiscuous cockroaches in the toilet will be detected, but don't let the taxpayers pay you wages."

"Yes, yes, my sister-in-law taught me a lesson," the deputy captain nodded wildly, turned around and ran into the hotel.

Lu Xiong walked in front of Yin Qin and lowered his voice, "It scared you, I didn't protect you well."

"What are you talking about?" Yin Qin raised his hand to straighten his tie, and said with a gentle and virtuous smile, "As the saying goes, a good wife and husband rarely cause trouble, because my relationship causes you trouble, and people are also very scared."

Lu Xiong: "..."

Zhou Zheng leaned against the side of the police car, lit a cigarette, smoked silently, his eyes glanced at Yin Qin and Lu Xiong from under the police cap, and calmly turned elsewhere.

Half an hour later, the policemen came out with nothing. The vice-captain was sweating profusely and ran in front of Lu Xiong, stood at attention with a click and saluted, and said loudly, "Report to the captain, no pornographic behavior was found!"

Lu Xiong said lightly, "Okay, I got it, I'm going to ask Bureau Zhou for instructions."

The vice-captain went to ask Zhou Zheng for instructions, and Zhou Zheng raised his head and looked at Lu Xiong, "It's fine if you think about it, let's withdraw."

Lu Xiong remained expressionless, "Withdraw!"

Everyone jumped into the police car well-trained, Lu Xiong was about to get in the car, Yin Qin suddenly took a step forward, and raised his voice, "Husband."

Lu Xiong turned his head, and everyone stopped their movements, not to look at evil, but pricked up their ears to listen to what they were saying.

Qin Qin said softly, "Today's supper is to eat Yuanxiao made with wine. There are lotus seeds you like to eat. I will wait for you to come back."

"Okay," Lu Xiong nodded, turned to get in the car, rolled down the window, and saluted him, "I see."

The police cars drove away one by one, and the police officers got together, looked at Lu Xiong's car ahead and began to gossip.

——Although Team Lu is GAY, his wife is very warm, she is a big boss, and she can make wine to make Lantern Festival...

——It’s useless for my wife to scold me all day/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

—— Mrs. Lu is such a beautiful boy, you didn't see his eyes, looking at Dui Lu with affection, oh my god, my heart is broken with envy.

——I heard that Zhou Ju is Mrs. Lu's ex-husband! ! !

—Damn, is it true or not?No wonder the road team is unhappy watching the weekly game...

Back at the police station and getting out of the car, Lu Xiong felt that his subordinates looked at him with envy in worship, and distress in envy, which made him baffled.

At the same time, Zhou Zheng felt that his status in the hearts of his subordinates seemed to have declined again...

Everyone returned to the police station on their front feet, and Blueberry brought people over on their back feet, carrying large and small bags of KFC takeaways. The little policemen who had been tired all night shouted long live their sister-in-law, and quickly bowed down under their attentive suit pants.

Lu Xiong smiled honestly, handed over the matter at hand to the deputy captain, and left work early to enjoy the tenderness of his good wife.

The car passed by the porridge shop, Lu Xiong came down to buy the fermented glutinous rice balls that Qin Qin ordered, and put more lotus seeds - really thought he cooked the supper for himself to eat when he went back?You don't know much about hospitality!

With Jiuniang Yuanxiao in his left hand and chicken paws in his right, Lu Xiong pushed the door open, and inside there was a charming little police officer lying on the sofa with a small leather whip in his mouth, half-naked and winking like silk...

Lu Xiong: "..."

Yin Qin wore a big cap and a pair of army green underwear that didn't fit his whole body. Lu Xiong stared at it for a long time and found that it was his own.

"Lu Dui," Yin Qin whispered, "You're back..."

Lu Xiong entered the door expressionlessly, and put his things into the kitchen. The impotent appearance of sitting in his arms was just like gods and men, and Qin Qin was even more furious, "Second Lu! Come here and relieve my itching!!!"

Lu Xiong laughed loudly, strode over, picked up the angry little police officer on the sofa, and walked towards the big bed, "Captain, come to relieve your flirtatiousness."

The two of them rolled onto the big bed, and after a while, Yin Qin yelled, the big bed creaked all night long, and the little Veela who was woken up said that he was also very troubled, because a certain dog The stupid dog would move upon hearing the sound, drag himself out of the den, and bully him wantonly by pressing on the carpet. This kind of behavior deeply hurt his self-esteem as a male cat.

At dawn, the big bed finally stopped ringing, Hanhan also died down, and fell asleep lying on the ground, the little Veela crawled out of his arms with messy fur, and crawled back to her nest to lick the little penis very sadly——as expected With a younger brother, the elder brother becomes a poor child who is loved by no one...

And in the past few days, that stupid dog has gained weight again, making his future even more bleak.

It was dawn, and the sunlight projected from the gap in the curtains onto the wooden floor, Lu Xiong hugged Qin Qin tightly, "Are you sleepy?"

Yin Qin was so tired that he couldn't open his eyes, "Well, you've been back late lately."

"Strict crackdown," Lu Xiong put his arms around Qin Qin and kissed him. It was Yin Qin's own request to check the Sweet Honey Hotel, which moved Lu Xiong very much, and said softly, "When the crackdown is over, you can go to and from work normally. I will take half a break." [-] month annual leave, I will take you out to play, where do you want to go?"

Yin Qin squinted his eyes and hummed, "I don't want to go anywhere, we're at home, making love for half a month."

"..." Lu Xiong, "For your health, I'd better stop."

The weekend is Young Master Xian’s birthday. Under the escort of Lu Xiong, Yin Qin went to his best friend’s birthday party. The two of them were wearing couple shirts. Under Yin Qin’s red cropped trousers, their slightly long hair was tied into a small tail. Lu Xiong's arm appeared in front of everyone.

Most of the people who came to the party were GAYs. Young Master Xian’s face was infinite, and all the famous GAYs in N City came to join him. Seeing Qin Qin, they all looked envious and jealous. There was no way, Lu Xiong’s strong body and handsome facial features As soon as he came out, it was really too much hatred.

The young master was leaning on the bar and glanced at him lazily, "Tsk, are you here to show off today?"

"Yeah," Qin Qin took his hand affectionately, and smiled cheerfully, "Happy birthday, Xiao Shouxian!"

Young Master Xian was furious, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Yin Qin leaned on Lu Xiong's shoulder, as if leaning against a big tree, with endless strength, "Shouyou, don't be humble anymore, I know it all," he thoughtfully patted Young Master Xian's chest, and blinked, "When Number zero is very comfortable, right? Don’t hide it anymore, the true meaning of stirring up lies in number zero, enjoy the numb feeling for your man to the fullest, he’s fine, you’re fine.”

Young Master Xian was so angry that he couldn't get up and was about to be drawn away. He has been attacked for so many years, but in the end he was attacked by others so that he could not stand up for the rest of his life. He didn't expect to endure the ridicule of a thousand years. The servant's heart is not old!

Yinqin made a vicious double attack, "To celebrate your birthday, I specially brought the new sex toys recently developed by our studio, as well as the small chrysanthemum care kit, let your family help you paint on the small chrysanthemums, It can be both caring and fun, look at how considerate I am, our number zero should help each other like this, girlfriends..."

Young Master Xian took a deep breath, "Who is your best friend? This Young Master is not as worthless as you, and has no ties to someone."

"You're the only one who's connected!"

The young master raised his eyebrows idlely, lit a cigarette, and smoked leisurely, "At least I didn't take the ring from my ex-husband as precious as a family heirloom."

Feeling a tight arm around her, she turned her head attentively, "Honey, trust me!!!"