a certain fish

In the prehistoric times, Shui Yuebai would often drink with his master, and once he drank, he would drink for several days, even ten days, dozens of days, and the wine they drank was not just those low-alcohol rice wine and rice wine.So after a long period of time, Shui Yuebai was really trained by his master to not get drunk after a thousand cups.Therefore, let alone drinking more than 30 cups of Polish rectified vodka, even if you let him drink dozens more cups, Shui Yuebai will not pass out.

"Forget it, I don't care about you." Maybe it was Shui Yuebai's serious appearance that played a role, or maybe it was Shui Yuebai's appearance that was not even a little bit drunk. After Padres sighed slightly, Reluctantly said.

If it was in the past, he would not have believed that he would show such a helpless expression, but the person in front of him today did it.

Forget it, if the plan fails, it will fail, he has plenty of time to make the person in front of him submit to him.

Woo, it hurts.

His head really hurts!

What is this hangover feeling like?

It looks like he hasn't been drunk for many years!

And if he remembered correctly, he didn't seem to drink alcohol yesterday, he just drank a few cups of something called coffee!

Her snow-white hair spread out, forming a meandering curve between her arms, and Shui Yuebai, with her back naked, was half lying on the bed, while resting her forehead with her hands, while frowning slightly because of the headache.

Wait, what does this feel like?

It seems that not only does he seem to have a headache, but his body also seems to be a little heavy!And more importantly, there is some pain somewhere in him!

Could it be... Hemorrhoids?

But if he remembers well, he doesn't seem to have the hemorrhoids that the master said!

But if this is the case, why does his butt hurt!

Thinking of this, she blinked slightly, just as Shui Yuebai wanted to get up and want to see why her butt hurts, she saw the bruises on her arm at a glance.

Bruises?

And a lot?

Bottom pain, heavy body, and bruises?

Could it be... Who did he fight with last night?And these scars are from the fight last night?

Damn it, he finally knows why his ass hurts!

The person who fought with him last night must have used the ultimate move that his master told him, among all the martial arts moves, the most powerful, the most powerful, and the most vicious - Millennium Killing.

Tsk, that person is amazing.

To actually use it on him, the ultimate move that he wouldn't use even if he had no choice but to - Millennium Kill.But it can be seen from this that I have pushed that person into a hurry!Otherwise, how could that person use such a powerful yet such a wretched move on him?

Thinking of this, Shui Yuebai first clicked his tongue in contempt for his opponent, then Shui Yuebai supported his body and sat up.

Woo, it hurts.

As soon as he sat up, he wrinkled his cheeks slightly because of the pain from his buttocks.Although Shui Yuebai kept complaining in his heart about the fierceness of his opponent, he couldn't help admiring the power of this ultimate move.

Although his cultivation has regressed a lot, generally speaking, his body is still much stronger than that of ordinary humans, and he can be injured by a body like his. It can be seen that this ultimate move is exactly as his master said so powerful!

"Honey, are you awake? How are you? Are you okay?"

Because Shui Yuebai has been immersed in his own world, he didn't realize that there was another person lying beside him, so he didn't realize that there was a person lying beside him, a person he was familiar with, until the other party spoke. .

"So it was you?" Unexpectedly, the person who 'defeated' him last night would be Padres, Shui Yuebai slowly raised the corners of his mouth, showing a sinister smile.

He will let him know the consequences of using Millennium Kill on him.

Yes, he will definitely bring it back.

"Yes, baby. You were drunk last night, and I was a little...so..."

A person who can't get drunk after drinking so much wine, actually passed out after drinking a cup of coffee, but this also creates a good opportunity for him, doesn't it?

Thinking of this, he couldn't help recalling Shui Yuebai's enthusiasm last night, and his fiery cool body which was different from others, Padres licked his lips contentedly in his heart.

Although it was a little green, but the taste was unprecedentedly good, even better than those he had been with before.

It was obviously the first time, but he didn't feel shy or restrained at all. He was tempting him like a demon even though he was like a fairy. Now that he thought about it carefully, the reaction of this person last night really made him want to stop.

"So you used that trick on me?" Thinking was not on the same frequency band as Padres at all, mistakenly thinking that they fought because they were drunk, and Padres used it on him because he was drunk One move, Shui Yuebai raised her eyebrows and said.

That trick?

How did he know about his plan?

Hearing this, Padres was startled, thinking that Shui Yuebai had seen his plan, although he was a little panicked, but he didn't show it at all on his face, and then he quibbled.

"Xiaobai, you misunderstood. I was also drunk last night, so I didn't know that I would treat you..."

"Used Millennium Kill?"

...(￣ー￣;)

...(￣ー￣;)

￣￣￣?

Did he hear it wrong?

What did he just say?

"..., millennium kill?" After hearing this, he fell into silence. After a long time, Fang came back to his senses and looked at Shuiyuebai Padres with a strange expression.

"That's right, why? Why don't you want to admit it? Do you think it's enough if you don't admit it? My body is the evidence!!!" While talking, he turned his body to the side and exposed his butt in the direction of Padres dew.

...(￣ー￣;)

...(￣ー￣;)

=_=

Padres looked at Shui Yuebai's butt sideways, Padres thought in his heart.

Is the Millennium Killer he mentioned, the Millennium Killer he knew?

"..., Millennium Kill?"

"Yes."

"The Millennium Killer?"

"That's right, it's the most powerful, most powerful, and most dangerous ultimate move—Millennium Kill."

...(￣ー￣;)

...(￣ー￣;)

(￣dish￣╬)

The most powerful, most powerful, and most dangerous ultimate move?

Is he normal?

Would a normal person think of going to || bed there?

And the most important thing is, how could a man of his graciousness use that kind of trick that was both obscene and ruined his image? ! ! !

He is really desperate for this world! ! ! (Since meeting Shui Yuebai, you have changed from a dangerous pervert to a Mr. Desperate who can only despair!!!)

"Wait, you misunderstood." The collapsed emotion only existed in Padres's heart for a moment, and he mentioned the mental headache again.

"Misunderstanding?" While speaking, he turned his body sideways again, and Shui Yuebai told Padres with his actions that he did not misunderstand.

"No, you really misunderstood, I really didn't use Qian, Nian, Kill on you."

A little helplessly watching Shui Yuebai showing his butt to him again, if there hadn't been any millennium killing incident between them, maybe he would be very happy to see Shui Yuebai showing his butt to him, but at this moment he doesn't want to See, that ass that left his 'evidence of guilt'.

"Oh?" This time, he didn't turn sideways to tell Padres that he hadn't misunderstood, but Shui Yuebai began to lower his head again, accusing Padres that he hadn't misunderstood.

Subconsciously following Shui Yuebai's gaze to look at his butt, Padres tried to calm down after his expression froze.

"Actually, apart from thousand, year, and killing, there is another situation that will cause you to look like this." When he said this, Padres suddenly had a feeling in his heart that 'this is his most painful||forced After picking || flowers once, he won't be impotent because of it! ' Thoughts.

However, no matter how bitter, depressed, and entangled he is in his heart, in order to maintain his "human face and animal heart" image in front of Shui Yuebai, Padres has no choice but to put away the bitter | | What doesn't change is to popularize knowledge for Shuiyuebai.

"You mean, it wasn't caused by the Millennium Killing? It was caused by our drinking and sex?"

"That's right, don't you think there's something else besides pain in your..., um, backside?" Why did he have to explain this kind of thing to him early in the morning! ! !

This is really his most painful|forced|bed experience~~~~! ! ! !

And the most important thing is that he discovered why when facing the person in front of him, his entangled, depressed, and bitter mood seems to have no lower limit, and he keeps letting him know what is more entangled and depressed , more bitter|forced.

"Oh?" After he said this, there seemed to be something unknown besides the pain in the place behind him, that is to say, is this real?

They didn't fight drunk and use millennium killing (don't say that word), but they really had sex after drinking?

Well, looking back carefully, it seems that when he and Sis went to the bar that day, he saw two males making (please ignore the typo) love.But because the relationship was too chaotic at that time, he didn't see clearly how the two males made (please continue to ignore) love.

Did the two males use this for (well, ignore) love when they were together?

But didn't the master say that making (ignoring) love is a very comfortable thing?

How did it hurt so much to come to him?

In other words... "Your technique is really bad."

"..."

This is Padres, who was silent at first after hearing this, and then growled silently in his heart.

He, he, his poor skills? ! !

He actually said that he was poor in technique? ! ! !

Should he try again? Is his technique bad?

He will definitely let him cry and beg for mercy under him, saying that his skills are not bad.

But before Padres put this evil idea in his heart into action, what Shui Yuebai said next hit him again.

"you like me?"

...(￣ー￣;)

...(￣ー￣;)

(￣dish￣╬)

What did he just say?

he likes him?

Where did he come to this conclusion?

"When did you start to fall in love with me secretly? It couldn't be the first time we met, you fell in love with me at first sight!" Still feeling that the blow wasn't enough, Shui Yuebai said again.

Then his words made Padres fall into silence again as a matter of course.

He, he, he has a crush on him?

Still love at first sight?

Where did he come to this horrible conclusion?

And the most exasperating thing is that he still can't refute.

When he thought that he could not refute the horrible conclusion drawn by Shui Yuebai, but had to admit it, Padres felt that he was really aggrieved, so miserable|forced! ! !

At the same time, not knowing how complicated and bitter Padres's mood was at this time, Shui Yuebai spoke again after thinking about it.

"In that case, I will take responsibility for you."

I will take care of you.

responsible to you.

Be responsible for.

Be responsible for.

puff! ! !

He can't do it anymore, who are they responsible for?

He is also responsible for it! ! !

No, no, why was he detoured into a ditch by this man in front of him!

He never wanted to be responsible for this person in front of him!

The person in front of him is just a new plaything of his!

As long as the person in front of him degenerates from the purest appearance to black, he will get rid of him.

However, although Padres's "optimistic" attitude is good, Shui Yuebai's silent attack method is still very powerful!

"Are you saying that I do as the Romans do, or give you a bride price according to our rules? Ah, by the way, how do you propose marriage here?"

Before Padres explained to Shuiyuebai when to say the five words "I am responsible for you" and when not to say them, Shuiyuebai's new blow came again.

First he was hit by an arrow in his chest, then in his head, and finally, Padres, who was pierced with sharp arrows marked with "sharp + poisonous tongue" "sent" by Shui Yuebai, calmed down a little, and then he Said calmly.

"Xiaobai, I don't need you to be responsible for me, really."

Padres felt that since he was with this person in front of him, even if he would abandon this person in the future (so far Padres insisted on thinking so) this person in front of him, but no matter how big the blow was, he would collapse In front of him, he remained calm.

"Huh?" After recovering from what kind of betrothal gift should be given, Shui Yuebai looked at Padres with a puzzled expression.

What did he say just now?

"I don't need you to be responsible to me, really." He repeated patiently, and Padres then sent a sincere look to Shui Yuebai.

"You don't want me to be responsible for you?" He continued to tilt his head and looked at Padres in doubt.

But didn't he just say that they had already cooked rice?Well, it should be said so!That being the case, why doesn't he want him to be responsible for him?

"Yes."

"But we're not..."

But before Shui Yuebai finished speaking, Padres answered first.

"Since it's not a big deal for two of us to go to bed before we get married, you don't need to be responsible to me, and you don't need to give me a betrothal or gift." When he said the last two words, Padres had previously The still calm expression also twisted at this time, he gritted his teeth and spit out the last two words.

"You really don't need me to be responsible for you?" Still a little disbelieving.

If he remembers correctly, his master once said that to be a good man, oh no, he should be a good male demon, if he has cooked rice with others, then he must be responsible to the other party, but right now Why doesn't this person want him to be responsible?

"No, need, need." He gritted his teeth.

"You don't need me to give you a dowry?"

"unnecessary."

"Oh, all right!"

Since Sisi insists on this, then so be it!

You must know that he is a good male demon, so he never does things that force people.

...(￣ー￣;)

...(￣ー￣;)

(￣dish￣╬)

If he read correctly just now, the person in front of him would have breathed a sigh of relief when he said that he didn't need these three words for the last time!

He actually breathed a sigh of relief?

Where did you dissatisfy the person in front of you?

How dare you let him breathe a sigh of relief?

Didn't he insist on marrying him just now?

Why now when he said he didn't need it, the one in front of him breathed a sigh of relief? ! !

Wait, what is he unwilling to do?

You must know that this person in front of him is just a little prey of his, and if this little prey has not fallen in love with him at this time, then all he needs to do is let him fall in love with him in the days to come, wouldn't it be fine?So what is he unwilling to do? ! !

That's right, he is known as the most ruthless and devilish man in the dark world. How could he feel unwilling because of this little prey in front of him?

Yes, the feeling of unwillingness just now was just his illusion, that's right, it was a mistake. (You kid yourself!)