To be eaten by green tea

"Ji~Yu~Sheng~"

"Yu~sheng~"

Ji Yusheng covered his ears and heard it clearly, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and opened his eyes, "Fucking keep screaming, screaming like you are not like you?"

Then he froze.

As far as the eyes can see, there is darkness, but only a faint light flickers in front of something similar to an electronic light screen, reflecting Ji Yusheng's slightly dull face.

"You're right, I'm calling for mourning."

The case is solved, this thing is talking.

The sound wave bar on the light screen fluctuated up and down, "It's like this, there is a good news and a bad news, according to what I just got, your urine index, you will probably get up and hit me, and I will get up and beat you before the dog's head saves your life." Let me tell you the news."

Ji Yusheng looked at this thing indifferently: "You are very healthy, you have all the problems you should have, and you don't have any other health problems!"

"and then?"

"And then, you died."

"..." nmsl.

"Don't be like this, I can actually hear what you think in your heart." Guang Ping expressed regret.

"I still don't believe it." Ji Yusheng straightened himself up, "Didn't his mother Cai Junsheng do it? Didn't he just date his wife for two days, and his heart is as small as his horns."

Ji Yusheng hugged the light screen and looked around, but he didn't find the wire, "Very good, it's still wireless, right? Cai Junsheng, you don't have a bit of vicious IQ in your tricks, you really can't find it, right?"

"Well, I'm not someone else's prank." Guangping explained.

It's a pity that Ji Yusheng's mind was full of how to destroy this prank, and then he slammed the instant noodle bucket on Cai Junsheng's face.

"Hahahahaha... Cai Junsheng, if you can't win against me, you should feel inferior, hahahahaha..." Ji Yusheng saw the chair beside the bed, and his eyes gradually became crazy.

"It's over, another crazy one." Guangping sighed.

Ji Yusheng raised the chair and slammed it over. The light screen disappeared with a thud, and the whole space suddenly became invisible.Just when Ji Yusheng thought it would light up later, Cai Junsheng came in at the door in a desperate manner, and someone behind him suddenly said: "Hey, I'm all talking about me, this is not someone else's prank."

Ji Yusheng felt a bit of pain when his neck was turned around.

The screen of light reappears behind.

"Now don't get excited, calm down, listen carefully and tell what happened."

A picture appeared on the light screen, a man and a woman walked out of the bar in an intimate manner.

Ji Yusheng's eyes widened, "Damn it, so you are a monitoring artificial mentally retarded?"

"I just want to prove to you that what you think happened in your mind is true, and other people's memories will be different from yours because you are different from them." When he said this, Guangping huh With a snort, he shook his wit.

Ji Yusheng didn't know the routine at the beginning, so he asked stupidly: "Why is it different?"

"Because you own me!" The light screen thumped twice to make a chest-slapping sound, "Destiny System 430 No. [-] is loyal to serve you!"

As soon as the light screen finished speaking, the entire pitch-black space was instantly charged with electricity. Ji Yusheng subconsciously covered his eyes with his hands, thinking in his heart, if it was really a fucking prank by Cai Junsheng, then he would be too willing to spend money.

In the pure white mysterious space, Ji Yusheng sat on the floor, looking at the family bucket, taro milk tea and hot pot in front of him, lost in thought.

It’s not that he wants to eat—but after watching it for a while, he was indeed a little hungry. He just pointed to the ground after speaking on the light screen that claimed to be "Fate System 430 No. [-]" and said, "If you give me I conjured up a family bucket, a hot pot, a cup of milk tea with taro mash, no Bobo, no milk tea, I just believe what you say!"

So after the darkness cleared, Ji Yusheng saw this.

He tremblingly picked up the cup of milk tea and took a sip, damn it, he couldn't suck it up because it was all taro paste.

"So, I was going to die, but you saved me, but the price was that my memory was messed up?" Ji Yusheng tremblingly picked up his hairy belly with chopsticks again.

"Your memory is not messed up, it's just that the total destiny system has made some changes to the timeline in order to facilitate your subsequent tasks."

"What task?" Ji Yusheng keenly discovered the words.

"Oh! Blind student, you discovered Huadian!" Fate System 480 No. [-] said, "Your task is very simple. You should be glad that you met my previous host. I am just a very daily and warm little system. , you only need to select the corresponding function to complete the task in your daily life!" Finally, there is a general sound effect.

"So, that woman is real? She is your host? Where the hell did you get her?" Ji Yusheng once again keenly discovered another word.

"Oh, it's true," said the No. 480 member of the fate system [-] with a helpless tone, "She is not my host, but she is also a person with a system just like you. I guess it is the accident system or the doom system, and then After this accident, she should have successfully escaped from the system, and in order to protect her, the system temporarily deleted her from people's memory."

"You mean," Ji Yusheng said solemnly, "She approached me to give me the system, instead of being attracted by my handsome face and humorous conversation?"

Destiny System 430 No. [-] fell silent.

Ji Yusheng grabbed two handfuls of hair, "Then let me ask another question, what exactly is the system, does he have such a great ability to change the time?"

"Time is just a tool! The total system can be changed if you want!"

"It seems that she is really with you." Ji Yusheng sneered.

No. 430 No. [-] didn't hear Ji Yusheng's sarcasm, and said rather awkwardly: "If you have any questions, just ask, I had a host a long time ago who was a philosopher, and it started with me for three days and three days. Scholarly talk of the night."

"In the end you won?"

"Aha, I finally threatened him that if he didn't complete the task, he would never be able to engage in academics for the rest of his life Jie Jie Jie..."

"..." What a terrible threat. "So he finally completed the task?"

"Of course!" No. 430 was quite proud. "After that, he also wrote a book on the philosophy of time. This book can be called an enlightenment book for all major systems before starting work!"

Ji Yusheng's heart skipped a beat: "What book?"

The light screen jumped out of the cover of a book, and the dark eyes were like swirls. It was the book "Deciphering the Philosophy of Time".

"……"Oh shit.

"Don't worry, my wave of system missions is coming to an end, and I've been selected almost before, and the rest are pretty simple."

"Shouldn't the rest be difficult?"

430 No. [-] ignores him: "I have three energy bar values ​​here. You choose one to wear, and you can see the value of all human beings. You just need to find people with high energy bars and complete specific tasks." .”

Ji Yusheng acted as if he didn't hear: "What will happen if I give up on the mission?"

430 No. [-]'s chatter stopped abruptly.

"you sure?"

The light screen that was originally still when Ji Yusheng and the two walked out of the bar suddenly moved, "Get out of the way!" A burst of dazzling light hit Ji Yusheng's eyes, causing him to lose his vision in an instant, and then, an uncontrolled small The truck slammed past.

Ji Yusheng looked at the red mosaic in the light screen, and he couldn't tell which piece was himself, and his heart twitched for no reason.

"This is too fake. How could there be a truck driving past the bar door uncontrollably?"

"Maybe the driver of the green car in the city has a heart attack, or maybe he can't turn around in time to avoid other people. There are too many reasons why the total system can arrange it." No. 430 regretted.

Ji Yusheng swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Well, what energy bar can you choose?" "Aha," the 430 No. [-] general will make a few noises, as if making a comeback, "The system is bound to user Ji Yusheng, you can choose to use The system grasps the peach blossom value, vitality value, and blackness value of human beings."

Three boxes appeared in front of Ji Yusheng.

"What's the last thing, choose the peach blossom value, no, the vitality value, isn't this the same as a doctor?" Ji Yusheng's book clicked on the "vitality value".

"Hey, why is there no response?"

"Oh, I forgot! The first two have been chosen by the previous host, so you can only—"

In front of Ji Yusheng appeared a "blackening value" that was suffused with blackness and seemed to be a bad person at first sight.

"My fucking backhand is just one—" Ji Yusheng raised his foot and kicked the light screen hard, and a small firework bloomed on the light screen, like the sound effect of Doudizhu's king bomb: "Congratulations! You have successfully bound the blackening value!"

"What the hell, I didn't even touch that button!" Ji Yusheng was very angry.

"I didn't say that it starts by touching the button. Didn't you touch my body just now!" No. 430 No. [-] argued.

For some reason, Ji Yusheng wanted to wash his feet when he heard "body", oh no, wash his hands.

"All in all, you have bound the blackening value now, and your content is very, very simple. You need to make the blackening bar value of ten people explode, and then, then there will be no more."

"Damn it, I don't even understand what kind of mysterious thing this blackening value is. Does your general system usually like to watch anime?" Ji Yusheng was anxious.

"I don't know about anime, but the headquarters has recently implanted a lot of new languages ​​for us. Don't you think my words are very interesting? My Master."

"I didn't hear it interesting, but I heard it was weird." Good guy, these systems still have headquarters.

"It's a real man, I can help you when you finish the task." 430 No. [-] patted his chest.

"Wait, you're always there? Then you're always there when I take a shower and go to the bathroom?" Ji Yusheng discovered Huadian again.

"Yeah, otherwise, oh, don't be shy, if your progress is slower, maybe I will accompany you through many important events in life, such as getting married, bridal chamber, becoming a father, having a grandson..."

"Suitup!" Ji Yusheng broke out in a cold sweat just thinking about those scenes, "As long as you complete the task, you will leave, right?"

"uh-huh."

"Then I'll force it—hey, what will happen to the ten people whose blackening value has exploded, will they have the same system as me?" Ji Yusheng finally asked.

"It's possible, I'm not very clear about it, but it won't be in any danger. Look at you, you were going to be crushed into a pulp, and you're still alive. What's wrong with our small systems? Woolen cloth?"

Ji Yusheng's mind was full of "tasks", "system", "rebirth", and "crushed into meat", and he didn't notice that the tone of No. 480 No. [-] suddenly became extremely flattering and weird. "When will I wake up?"

"I don't know about this either, it's up to you."

Ji Yusheng folded his arms and sat in the pure white space, "480 No. 480, you are the [-] No. [-] system, aren't you?"

"probably."

"Then I'll call you 438 from now on."

"438,438,438..."

It always feels weird.

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