head lick dog

My name is Shen Xiangyang, and I graduated from the Advertising Department of University A.Currently without a job, he is a "little boy" who is taken care of by a man.

The one who needs a formal introduction is the man in front of me who has taken care of me.His name is Lu Jingqian, he is a sloppy, seldom talkative, social uncle who is nearly thirty years old, has severe myopia, smokes and drinks.

Today is the third year and two months that we have been together, and he, who never thought of having an anniversary, is so excited that he wants to accompany me to the big shopping mall that is just three blocks downstairs.

"...Actually, I think I'm fine. Anyway, I'm also a 25-year-old man. I just bought a few bags of snacks, and I can't touch the robbers."

Lu Jingqian, who was blocking the door and refused to let me go out, had an ugly face as if he was constipated, he stretched out his hand and gestured twice.Then he looked at me expectantly, as if I suddenly had some superb mind-reading ability and could see through his thoughts.

"..." It's a pity that I don't have god-given skills, and I have never studied mind reading skills.Regarding his indirect convulsions and continuous speechlessness, he could only shake his head without a tacit understanding - he didn't understand at all!

His face became even uglier because of this.I can only pursed my lips and forced out a sentence: "...I can help you."

"How many tons can a snack weigh?"

"...today is the anniversary."

"The anniversary passed two months ago, okay?"

"...your birthday."

"My birthday is in the first half of the year."

"...my birthday."

"Did you just pass the day before your birthday?!"

"..." He breathed a sigh of relief, stepped aside and walked over, and naturally took my hand, "One more time."

...? ? ?

Listen, come and listen.

Is this TM a word spoken by a human being? !

What's going on with this man today, it must force me to spit out the fragrance.Um? ?

02

My name is Shen Xiangyang, I am 25 years old.

Currently, walking side by side with my man at the mall.

He is tall, but a little hunched.Although I helped him tidy up before going out, he still looked dejected.In contrast, standing next to him, I looked sunny and handsome.

Although he is a little shorter than him, but he has a hunchback, and I am walking on a pair of sneakers with three-centimeter heels, so I still look taller on the whole.Coupled with the hairstyle, the face, and the youthful atmosphere on the body, it is unacceptable not to be approached by a few young ladies.

"Xiangyang, push the car over."

Suddenly returning to his senses, he realized that at some point, Lu Jingqian was already at the freezer a hundred meters away, holding two boxes of ice cream in each hand.Hehe smiled, I pushed the cart and walked over, put my hand on the armrest of the cart, and looked at him with my chin resting.

"Strawberry." He held up one hand, then the other, "Vanilla."

"...Which one do you want?"

Her hair was messed up, her face was too ugly, and her glasses had thick black frames.His face was sluggish, and his chin was still unshaven.

But what to say?

The look of being entangled in two flavors and not knowing how to choose is so cute!It was so cute that I almost couldn't hold it back, and gave him a wet kiss on the face on the spot.

"Everything!" I directed him to put the things into the shopping cart, watched him close the freezer door with a smile, raised my hand, and pointed to the snack area in the distance, "Okay, let's go! Brother Yang will give you Amway's latest potato chips." How delicious the slices are."

03

I don't believe no one has played it.

It's a game of stepping on the crossbar at the bottom of the shopping cart with one foot, and pushing the other foot hard on the ground to slide a few meters.I don't believe no one has played it.However, just as I was about to launch in secret, someone wrapped around my neck from behind.

"Don't go."

His voice was low and fast, and his strength was so great that I thought for a moment that he was going to murder my husband.A hero does not suffer from immediate losses, but can bend and stretch a man.I immediately let go of the claws holding on to the handrail, raised my arms up, and made a gesture of surrender.

"I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I won't go. You keep loosening your arms, and my neck is about to break."

He let go of his hands obediently.

Tut tut.Otherwise, I would have been in love with him for three years. With this kind of simplicity of believing what you say, I feel fresh after spending a lifetime with him.Just three years, too short too short.

But well...

I raised my smiling face, turned around and stuck out my tongue with a playful smile at him. Before he could react, I immediately got down on the ground, kicked my feet suddenly, and took a big step towards the snack area that I was thinking about.

——Old man, I came to the mall to buy potato chips. It's too much not to let me come to the snack area.

"Xiangyang!" His voice lingered, and he stepped up to catch up.

It's just a pity.I'm obviously not someone who can be easily caught up by people who stay at home all year round.Even if the shopping mall is crowded, I can always kick my feet like the wind. While ensuring that he can't catch up, I still don't forget to turn around and make a face at him.

As the snack area approached, the flow of people gradually loosened.The easier I go, the faster he chases after me.I couldn't bear to be complacent, and when I turned around to provoke him for the third time, I heard a loud noise that could destroy the world.

... Well, ruining the world is still a bit exaggerated.

After hearing the loud noise, Lu Jingqian obviously relaxed. This reaction is a bit strange, but I can't care about his reaction now.Turning my head back in a daze, I looked at the snack stand lying on the ground, and the people who consciously stood in a circle around it.

Behind the snack stand stood two children.It seemed that he was also frightened by the loud noise, and cried loudly.

I silently swallowed my saliva, lowered my legs from the crossbar, and moved back in small steps until I reached Lu Jingqian's side.

"Did I almost die just now?" I asked him.

"Ah."

He nodded lightly.

04.

... My name is Shen Xiangyang.

Shen is the Shen of Shenyang, and Yang is the Yang of Chaoyang.I am 25 years old, gay, have a cute boyfriend who is fostering me, and a family that accepts that I am different from other men.

I studied advertising design at university, but my talent is not very good, and I haven't found a suitable job so far.Because of his handsome appearance and cheerful personality, he can also play basketball, and has always been very popular with girls.But they all knew that I was gay, so until I graduated from university, I never received any sweet-smelling love letters.

I have always been very lucky, and everything in my life seems to be going smoothly.So I never thought that I would die young.

"...Wow... the trough."

My name is Shen Xiangyang.Although I am a bit nagging, I still want to say that just now, this article almost ended the whole play.