Tsunayoshi's Evolutionary History of Tragedy

Qixi Festival, also known as Qiqiao Festival.This is a festival for girls. On the Qixi Festival, begging for cleverness is to pray to the Seventh Sister (Weaver Girl) for ingenuity, wishing a happy marriage and a happy family.

Therefore, even for Sawada Tsunayoshi, who was raised by the wind and lived in the world in China, the protagonist of this day is not the male Judaime and most of his guardians.

At most, they would join in the fun and help Yiping, Kurom, and Kyoko move things by the way.

Not to mention other worlds that don't know anything about Qixi Festival at all.

Of course, there are also special worlds that are exceptions.

For example, Tsunako's world.

As a woman, Tsunako Sawada, even though she has male phobia due to her previous physique, it does not mean that she will not have any yearning for love.

What's more unfortunate, just because I got to know Ms. Reborn who is a woman, I still know something about the Qiqiao Festival in China.

"...So, in order to change your bad habit of being clumsy, this time the Pengele-style Tanabata Festival must be organized well." Reborn. Adult woman. Sawada Tsunako pro□□The teacher pointed a gun at Tsunako head.

"I know, I know!" Tsunade was almost scared to death by her teacher, do you know what it feels like to see the black muzzle of a gun when she wakes up early in the morning? !

If you go off fire, you will really die!

So, under the supervision of Reborn, Tsuna began to prepare the things needed for the two-day Qixi Festival.

Generally speaking, the foods to be prepared for the Qixi Festival include Qiaoguo, Sutang, Qiaoqiao rice, and melons and fruits.

Among them, such as Qiaoguo, crisp candy with the image of Zhinu,

It is too difficult.

Therefore,

can only give up...

This is of course impossible, and Reborn is watching from the side.

So Gangzi can only choose a simpler way to start preparations.

For example, Qiaoqiao rice...

"That's it, so hurry up and find your guardian to come and help~" Reborn sat on the sofa and played with the pen in his hand, turned over the page recording Qiaoqiaofan, and threw it in front of Tsunako.

"Wait a minute!" Gangzi pointed to the introduction about Qiaoqiao Fan on the page, "Is there something wrong here?!"

Qiaoqiao Rice: Seven close girls gather food and vegetables to make dumplings. They wrap a copper coin, a needle and a red date into three dumplings respectively. After the activity of begging for cleverness, they gather together to eat dumplings. Blessed are those who eat needles, and those who eat dates get married early.

"Huh? No problem," Reborn seemed to be unable to see Tsunako's expression at all, "Seven girls, you plus the other six guardians, exactly seven."

"Here it is here!" Tsunako pointed to the previous line, which words were omitted by Reborn, emphasizing her tone, "This is about a good girl! If you call Hibari-senpai and Mukuro over, they will fight right!?"

Where are they better? !

"Okay," Reborn completely ignored Tsunako's accusing eyes, and the corners of his mouth were raised with a hint of threat, "Hurry up and find them, you still have to practice making halva, don't waste your time."

"Or, if you don't dare," Reborn pointed the gun that Len turned into at Tsunako, "I can help you."

"Hey!" Tsunako didn't stay any longer, and rushed out of the door as fast as she could, before going directly to them and being beaten up, and before being shot by Reborn with dead air before going to them and then being beaten up , Tsunako decisively chose the former.

really,

After experiencing a series of difficulties, Tsunako...

Not everyone was found.

The girl belonging to the prison temple and the girl from Yamamoto quickly agreed to Tsunako's invitation, and the kid from Lanbo and a certain boxing girl also joined their activities very excitedly, but,

As soon as she entered the school, Tsunako was kicked out without even having time to tell her purpose when she was severely beaten up by a senior Hibari for not being allowed to stay in the school during non-school hours.

As for Hei Yao,

A certain Liudao. School flower. Muku didn't know where he went. At present, only the boy Kurom was there, so Tsunako could only ask Kurom to tell Muku.

Tsunako, who managed to bring others home with great difficulty, had already started to practice making the weaving girl's halva under the threat of Reborn before she even had time to catch her breath...

Crispy candy with the image of Weaver Girl!

She can't even make plain halva QWQ

Wait, the most important thing now is not this!

"Lanbo! Don't steal the ingredients! Put down the sugar first!" Gangzi tried to stop Lanbo.

"Ah! I don't want it!" Lanbo completely ignored Tsunako's call.

"Judaime! I'm going to catch the stupid cow!" Gokuji resisted the task, grabbed the gun and went after Lanbo, and then ran around the kitchen with Lanbo.

"Ahaha, it's so interesting!" Yamamoto stood beside the kitchen table and smiled easily.

"Oh, what a limit!" Liao Ping's excited face made people wonder if she understood the task.

The scene was in chaos.

"Reborn! What should I do!" Tsuna subconsciously asked Reborn for help.

"They are your guardians, so handle it yourself." Reborn ignored Tsunako's appeal for help again, and made a new request like a devil, "I want to see the finished product before the next day."

"Eh?!!!"

After finishing speaking, Reborn walked out with a relaxed smile on his lips, in stark contrast to Tsunako's face full of despair behind him.

In the end, Tsunako, who could only ignore other people as much as possible and hid in the corner with the materials, was slowly researching. With the help of Yamamoto, she finally managed to make a piece... barely in the shape of a Weaver Girl.

"Ah..." Gangzi hugged the strangely shaped piece of crisp candy, fully feeling the meaning of crying with joy, her voice was a little choked up, "Finally, finally made it!"

"Wow wow wow!" At this time, Lanbo, who was once again a demon over there, was once again taught by Hayato, and suddenly started crying. He took out the ten-year rocket launcher from his hair and started throwing it around, "Go to hell! Octopus head!"

The ten-year rocket launcher was dodged by the prison temple, and then flew towards Ping, who was subconsciously knocked away by Ping, and then subconsciously knocked away by Yamamoto with a rolling pin, and smashed at Tsunade who was holding Sutang and weeping with joy.

Peng!

The purple smoke spreads,

"Huh?" The mature male voice was a little helpless, "Is it Lanbo again?"

at the same time,

another world,

Just after the meeting with the guardians, Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was planning to discuss with everyone about the Tanabata Festival activities at Kurom's side, suddenly disappeared, and after the purple smoke dissipated,

Instead, it was a brown-haired rabbit holding a strange thing with a strange shape, and the sex was female.

"Ah." Hayato, who was sitting in the lower position, was stunned, "You are..."

This image seems to be... the judaime of a woman?

"It's Tsuna, haha." Takeshi Yamamoto, who saw Tsunako's essence at a glance, didn't question Tsunako's image at all, and the scar on his chin added a bit of charm to him.

"Oh, did Lanbo ten years ago use the ten-year rocket launcher again?" Sasakawa Ryohei, who has finally improved after ten years, is much calmer than ten years ago.

"Wait a minute, why did you exchange with Pengo Lie who is a woman?!" Even if Pengo Lie summoned a parallel world, he should be exchanging with a similar world!Sawada. Tucaoyao. Tsunayoshi is not here, Rambo is on top.

"kufufufu~ This stupid look is really nostalgic~" Liudaokuo said without mercy.

"Hey." No matter which Judaime it is, I can't tolerate someone daring to disrespect the Judaimu Hayato, with a low tone, looking at Rokudaokuku coldly, "Give me some respect, you bastard."

The atmosphere instantly became arrogant.

Eh?

eh?

Why did it suddenly become like this? !

"Wait, wait..." In order to prevent them from fighting, Tsuna subconsciously stood up, and then tripped over the leg of the chair in an instant, "Wow!"

Peng!

Gangzi patted her whole body on the table, and the halva in her hand was thrown out.

"Ah, Judaime!" Gokuji Hayato quickly helped Tsunako up, "Are you alright?"

"Hmm...I'm fine." Tsunade clutched her forehead until her face wrinkled in pain.

Okay, it hurts so much QWQ

"Wait, Sutang!" Gangzi quickly raised his head, subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Sutang being caught by Liudaokuai.

"Oh~" Liu Dao Mu looked at the strangely shaped crispy candy in his hand, "What is this? A monster?"

puff.

Before she could take a breath, Tsuna covered her chest,

"It's ugly."

puff.

Two combos.

"You have very strange tastes."

puff.

Triple hit.

"Cough, cough cough." Gangzi covered his heart that had been stabbed several times, lowered his head and shoulders trembling slightly, his whole body was not well.

"It's noisy, it's so noisy," Gangzi raised his head and stared at Liudaokui, like a furry rabbit, "Give it back to me quickly!"

"kufufufufu~" Liudaokuo shrugged, and didn't continue to tease her, and threw the crispy sugar back casually.

But he forgot one very important thing.

That is......

Ten years ago, Tsunayoshi Sawada was a waste material.

"Wow!" Gangzi frantically tried to catch it, but he could only watch helplessly as the crispy pia fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

Click!

This is Tsunako's petrified voice.

The atmosphere was silent.

"That...Judaime?" Gudera Hayato seemed to sense something was wrong, and tentatively called Tsunako who was standing next to Sutang and looked down at the petrified ground.

"..." There was a sudden sob.

Everyone froze.

They all seemed to forget one thing.

The Sawada Tsunayoshi they knew was male, and of course there was a big difference from the female Sawada Tsunako.

"Wow!" What should I do if I die this time, I will definitely be taught a lesson by Reborn ah ah ah QWQ

Tsunako, who felt sad at the thought of the future consequences, rubbed her red eyes, and couldn't control other people at all, tears almost drowned her whole body.

To be honest, she hasn't cried for a long time.

But it doesn't mean that she can keep calm when facing the danger of her own life and the chaos around her to research the finished product but it is broken QAQ

"Ten, ten generations?!"

"Ah, Gang?!"

Others who had never encountered such a situation panicked instantly, Hayato Gokudera frantically took out a handkerchief, and Takeshi Yamamoto hurriedly tried to pat Tsunako for comfort.

"Wait, wait, don't, don't cry." What Sasakawa Ryohei couldn't bear the most was the tears of girls, even if it was A Tsuna from another parallel world, "Then, that... Extreme, extreme!"

Sasakawa Ryohei, who had no idea what to say, was completely confused.

"Hey!" Gokuji Hayato glared at the stiff-faced Rokudokuku in his busy schedule, "What are you doing?! Hurry up and apologize to Judaime!"

"That's right, it made her cry." Takeshi Yamamoto also gave Liudao Mukuo a look to let him experience it for himself.

"I don't have any masculine demeanor at all." Lan Bo complained silently, and gave Liu Dao Mu a contemptuous look by the way.

"Hurry up and apologize to the limit!" Sasakawa Ryohira really couldn't do such a meticulous job of comforting, so he simply targeted Liu Dao Mukuro, it seemed that if Liu Dao Mukuro didn't apologize, he wouldn't give up.

"Heh." Kyouya Hibari, who hadn't left because of the sudden chaos, cast a mocking glance at his old opponent, the tails of his eyes raised up full of meaning.

"Mu, Muku-sama..." Coulom Calvary cautiously glanced at Liudao Mu with a stiff face, hesitating as if he wanted to say something.

"..." Liudaokui felt uncomfortable being stared at by everyone for an instant, "ku, kufufufufu~ it's just a piece of crispy candy, you guys are too exaggerated."

"!" Tsunade raised her head and stared at Liudao Mukui instantly, her red eyes became more and more like a rabbit, "Then you have a look!"

quite tough!

She did it for a long time!

"No illusions!"

"The kitchen is over there."

"The materials are already there."

"go quickly."

Others made every effort to add insult to injury.

Liudao Mu, who originally wanted to refuse, finally agreed under the disapproving gaze of Kurom Skull.

at the same time,

Tsunako's world,

Discovering that 5 minutes had passed and their Judaime still hadn't come back, the Prison Temple girl grabbed Lanbo and gave him a big beating. Don't think about it, it must be this girl who broke the Ten Years rocket launcher again!

"Well, Hayabusa, uh, Yuji...san," looking at the face that is much softer than his own Ranshou, Sawada Tsunayoshi, who couldn't call out the masculine title of Yuji-kun, said a little bit Keeping a certain distance from everyone in embarrassment, "What were you doing just now? Is there anything I can do for you?"

In order to rescue the little boy Rambo, Tsunayoshi Sawada stood in front of the kitchen table in a suit, looking at the pile of messy materials on the table with a rare collapse and helplessness on his face.

Where did he know how to make halva? !

Hayato has always been in charge of his meals! ! !

not at all orz

"It's okay, Gang, we will help you." The girl Yamamoto patted Tsunayoshi Sawada on the shoulder.

"That's right Judaime!" The prison temple girl stopped Yamamoto girl behind her as soon as she stretched out her hand, holding up a pink and tender apron, "We will definitely make delicious crispy candies!"

"Ah...ha, thank you, thank you..." Tsunayoshi Sawada glanced at the pink and tender apron, and looked at the woman's Arashimori face with tears in her eyes Excitedly putting it on for him, he couldn't resist and could only stretch out his hand and bend down to make it easier for her to put it on for him...

QWQ

When can I change it back!

Regrettably,

Sawada Tsunayoshi's idea of ​​going back has never been realized, so the time soon came to the Tanabata day,

Sutang, who has never been able to make the image of the weaving girl described by Tsunako, laughed at Tsunako's expressive ability while trying to use illusion to get away with it, and was immediately discovered by super intuition, and then a group of people stood by and watched the show The bastard ridiculed Liudao Mukuro finally made it with the help of Kurom, and it is already a useless pear.

And Tsunako was arranged in the room next to Sawada Tsunayoshi because the situation was more complicated. God knows that when she suddenly found a figure on the balcony who was often bored and came looking for excitement at night, Tsunako was almost scared to death. Breaking through the limit The decibels plus the subconscious explosion of the big empty flame frightened Bai Lan, who was flying in front of the window of the next room, so that the flame stopped for a moment and then was knocked down.

Then she was retaliated by a narrow-minded Bai Lan. Gangzi was always worried that Bai Lan would suddenly run out in a corner to scare her, but she had nothing to do with scary things...

Dark circles are coming out QWQ

In Tsunako World, Tsunayoshi Sawada, under the threat of Reborn's gun, finally got everything ready before Tanabata. After fully experiencing the fun of a kitchen, he still had to deal with Senior Sister Dino and Miss Bai Lan who came to play after being bored...have already almost collapsed.

The point is that because of the different genders, Tsunayoshi Sawada always subconsciously treats other people according to the etiquette he learned before, which leads to being bored by some because of being too serious/looking interesting/cute(?) people (such as Prynne) molested.

I also have to prevent the bathroom door from being opened suddenly when I am taking a bath, and then I am asked to take a bath together and say that they often take a bath with Tsunade, and so on. When I was sleeping at night, I suddenly found a soft and warm body in my bed...

Are you going to be scared to death? !

So girls will bathe/sleep together? !

Sawada Tsunayoshi, who had no idea that he was molested, was as shocked as if he had discovered a new world.

Therefore,

On the night of Qixi Festival, the guardians who finally waited until their Judaime was exchanged were surprised to find that their Judaimu's face was blue with kidney deficiency, as if he had done...something.

Sawada Tsunayoshi / Tsunako, who fell back into her warm and familiar bed as soon as she came back, let out a wail.

He/she never wants to celebrate Qixi Festival again? ! ! !