The beast boy and the cute mermaid

The live broadcast last night was directly disconnected by the card.

Yu Lang told the story to the little prince who woke up the next day. Yu Xiaoxiao put a chicken coop on his head, opened his mouth in surprise, stepped on his slippers and ran to the computer, and suddenly found that his live broadcast was on The hot list of live broadcasts for a week is still at the top of the list!

Many great gods are suppressed by him?

Suddenly there are many, many more fans, and the number of fans has soared by a single digit?

But I also got black fans... The black fans insulted passionately in the message area, and the fans fought passionately with the black fans in the message area. The scene is really spectacular.

"Are we winning or losing?" Yu Xiaoxiao turned around and asked Yu Lang.

Yu Lang said: "This battle has just begun. We haven't won yet, but we haven't lost yet either."

Yu Xiaoxiao rolled her eyes twice, clenched her fists and punched in front of her face, raised her chest and raised her head imposingly, "Then continue to fight!"

The way for the little prince to continue fighting is to continue the live broadcast~

Black fans always say that their mermaids are monsters, wild dogs that hurt and bite people?In Yu Xiaoxiao's view, this is simply spreading rumors and smearing. We must use practical actions to prove that black fans are looking at fish with colored glasses!

So Yu Xiaoxiao's daily live broadcast began.

It’s really good news for fans. The delicious anchor who used to focus on food, was lazy and didn’t live broadcast twice a week. Now he has become a liver god, live broadcast every day, not only live broadcast food, but also live broadcast daily.

He took his fans to see the grape fields, sneaked into the kitchen and took photos of Yu Lang making delicious food.

Yu Lang, a young man who was embarrassed in front of the camera, gradually got used to it in order to support his wife's fight. When he found the little guy, he cooperated with the work and tore off a piece of slag biscuit that was coming out of the oven, and fed it to Yu Lang himself. little.

In front of the fans, Yu Xiaoxiao snatched a whole piece of sesame seed cake, ate it up, and even sucked her finger after eating it.

The sesame seed cake is a new staple food developed by Yu Lang in the winery. A thin long cake is baked in the oven until golden, the skin is crispy, exuding the aroma of scallion oil and beef. Thin and soft and steaming hot.

Because it was a sesame seed cake, Yu Lang was in charge of holding his hands to pick it up when the little guy was gnawing it... As expected, he received a piece of puff pastry, picked it up and fed it to the little guy.

Here's what the fans look like:

[It's so fragrant, and there are new delicacies, I seem to smell the smell of sesame seed~]

[Feed biscuits or something with your own hands, it's too sweet to lie〃〃]

[I'm watching two boys' gourmet daily idol drama, is this something I can watch for free?Let's go little rocket! wsl]

The painting style of black fans is like this:

[Is this a boy? Is this a pig?) I just swallowed a big bowl of tomato egg noodles + apple cake for lunch, how long has it been since I ate sesame seed cakes again?No wonder you are so fat, my face is as round as a biscuit!Such a fat anchor has hot eyes! ]

"..." Yu Xiaoxiao was so pissed that she started live broadcasting weight loss the next day!

"Don't eat, don't eat!"

Yu Lang was chasing after his buttocks with his job in his hand, and Yu Xiaoxiao was running in front with his mobile phone in his hands. In the live broadcast, he kept seeing the little guy avoiding feeding from his husband, and even running around the small garden. Did he run 10 laps? The tired dog panted and collapsed on the ground.

Picked up from the ground by her husband, and then turned over his job, the little prince has a whole body of bones, so he turned his head away, "Not hungry!"

As a result, my stomach growled non-stop, and I hit my face...

The fans were both distressed and angry, mad at the culprit, Keyboard Man.

[A bunch of shit who don't know respect at all, we got fat only when we were pregnant, why do we say our cuties are fat?Pregnancy will make you fat, so I hate fat people, then I wish you all the best! ╰_╯]

The sunspots never let it go, they picked up the keyboard, [Good guy, a boy has a baby, and you still say it’s not a monster? ? ]

[What happened to the boy giving birth?Little cutie has been popularized before. Mermaids have a second gender. Although Xiaoxiao is a boy, he is a female mermaid. If you don’t understand it, don’t talk too much, it will look very retarded! ]

[that is!What happened to mermaid boys giving birth to cubs?Didn't this group of people who made such a fuss cause you to be born, jumping up and down as if someone made your belly big?It's funny! ]

[I just like male mothers! ]

[Xiao Xiao get up and eat!Are you not fat at all, some people with a beer belly are making jokes about male mothers being fat?Our cute little arms and legs are thinner than mine, fat your mother, not all people with round faces are fat, those with round faces are all angel babies! ]

[Small is the cutest!Don’t stop eating and broadcasting, mom wants you to have enough food, bazooka *66]

Yu Lang seized the opportunity, held the little guy down, threw himself on the round table in the garden, and fed a spoonful of Zhenbao rice to his wife's mouth, "Listen to the fans, open your mouth to eat, ah—"

Yu Xiaoxiao: "..."

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah]

The swiping screen of the cp brigade instantly drowned out the nagging of the black fans.

The cp team is getting bigger and bigger.

There has been no good progress in the trial.

Mermaid killing is an absolute blind spot in the history of the law. It is probably the first time the whole world has encountered it. The public opinion is raging and making a big noise. Any small action may have a big impact, which makes it difficult for Chu Jin to advance her work.

Boss Chu has not seen anyone for more than a month, and he can only be seen in major reports.

Now all the people are discussing this matter, and there are many positions, and there are all kinds of views.

Some people think that killing pays for their lives, and monsters cannot be allowed to harm humans. They think that mermaids do not have complete thinking ability and sound three-view values, and cannot think independently like adults. Even if they are not monsters, they are still animals, and they cannot be allowed to live in human society. Life must be banned + supervised.

Some people believe that special behaviors cannot represent the will of the group. Mermaids are already a species whose IQ and behavioral ability are extremely close to humans. They should not be discriminated against as monsters, nor should they be kept in captivity as animals. They should have a separate system and ecology Balance the communication and integration of mermaids and humans.

Of course, there are also extremists who believe that because the IQ and behavioral ability of mermaids are too close to those of humans, once they feel revenge on humans, the murder case in the light bulb factory may not stop there.

They even promoted the slogan of group hunting and compiled the murder case of the light bulb factory into a horror story of a mermaid monster, which caused panic among some groups.

Because of this, Yu Xiaoxiao and Yu Lang encountered a lot of troubles:

Yu Xiaoxiao received horrible gifts from unknown people; Yu Lang’s restaurant was smashed; the golden statue of the Koi Daxian was smashed and thrown into the sea; .

Fortunately, Yu Xiaoxiao has two accounts.

Large "Little Prince of Fortune Koi"

The trumpet is "a delicious guy with a stomach that can punt a boat"

One is eating and broadcasting, the other is metaphysics, often this one is blocked, that one is unbanned, that one is blocked, this one is unbanned again... In short, Yu Xiaoxiao has an account to broadcast every day, and the sunspots say that Yu Xiaoxiao is the platform's "pro-son" ".

So who is the "son" who earns more?

After all, every time the sunspots give Yu Xiaoxiao a scare gift, the fans have to swipe the little rocket to coax the little one back;

The restaurant was smashed, and the fans wanted to use Little Rocket to help Yu Xiaoxiao coax her husband;

The account of the Koi Daxian is always banned, and there are a lot of prostitutes and old men passionately buying small gifts to support them. I am afraid that there will be no land for praying to gods and Buddhas in the future?

...It's better than a real son even if it's not a real son, so I have to take care of it.

The most important thing is that Yu Xiaoxiao works very hard and doesn't stop at his current achievements. He spends every day trying his best to live broadcast various content to the outside world in the small winery world.

Not limited to eating and broadcasting, and occasionally live broadcasting with children.

The fish cub is very happy to appear in front of the camera, and has a strong desire for performance. He ate the camera several times, peed the bed several times, and greeted everyone with his fish tail. As a result, he slapped the phone in his mother's hand with his tail and cried loudly in the middle of the night. not eating well...

[... Isn't this my child? ] There is a treasure mother kneeling in front of the screen with emotion.

Yu Xiaoxiao suddenly engages in cross-border, lifestyle anchors engage in game competitions?

Yu Xiaoxiao doesn't know how to play games at all, but it doesn't matter, he has luck!

Eat chicken solo to become a god, start the destiny circle, go straight to Voldemort until the last second, No.3 and No.2 perish together, and become No.1 throne?

Tour friends: "???" PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds is the strongest hang-up?

If the king turns black, the opponent will be offline?To bully more and less to follow the wind every time?

Travelers: "???" The strongest curse in the Canyon of Kings?

The little koi prince lives up to its name, and fewer and fewer people are using "monsters" in the live broadcast room.

Yu Lang said that fear comes from the unknown.

Yu Xiaoxiao hopes that one day all human beings will know that mermaids have fish tails, but they have human brains, can live broadcast, play games, tell stories, chat with you in front of the camera, and want to be friends with humans , is a good partner who can live in peace with mankind.

He looks forward to the day when mermaids are accepted by humans.

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Without Yu Xiaoxiao's knowledge, an unannounced visit was secretly conducted in the winery.

That day, a couple of newcomers came to the winery to deliver food and supplies. One was a young lady wearing a mask and a baseball cap, and the other was a middle-aged uncle in the same dress.

Boss Chu arranged security and management around the winery, and only his own people could come in, so Yu Xiaoxiao had no doubts and welcomed the two of them in enthusiastically.

The supply this time included the fruits and vegetables seeds that Yu Xiaoxiao mentioned to Boss Chu last time. When the young lady saw it, she asked him abruptly, "Are you planning to grow vegetables in the winery?"

Yu Xiaoxiao: "Well! There is a large grape field behind the winery, and there is quite a lot of spare area. I plan to use it to grow fruits and vegetables, so that after they are ripe, they can be picked and cooked directly, which can save some materials brought in from outside. , can be regarded as helping Chu Boss to save trouble.

The most important thing is that by growing vegetables, I can find work for myself, and I have the subject matter of live broadcast, so I don't have to stay in the winery every day to get bored. "

"That's right, you have been staying in the winery for more than two months, and you can't go out. It's quite annoying... Are you worried that you will live here for the rest of your life?"

The young lady and the middle-aged uncle helped Yu Xiaoxiao move the food to the kitchen, asking questions while helping.

Yu Xiaoxiao was quite happy for someone to talk to her, and shook her head with a smile, "Don't worry, a mermaid's life is very long, one to two hundred years, even if our efforts are not successful today and tomorrow, how can we not be successful for the rest of our life? Then It's too pessimistic."

"An optimistic child..." After getting the answer, the young lady glanced at the little guy, and asked, "You think so, what about your compatriots, do they think the same? Don't they fear staying here for the rest of their lives?"

Yu Xiaoxiao said softly: "Don't worry too much, they may be more tolerant of loneliness than me!

They are not like me. They have been taken care of after landing. They grew up in a small water tank in the breeding base. Although the winery is small, it is already a paradise for them, but I hope they can get more freedom. , so I am fighting for it, busy every day to find something for myself to do.They are much more docile, they don't mess around, they sit together every day to watch dramas and movies, and watch them all day long..."

Young lady: "Can I go play with them?"

"They're a little skeptical, because of their bad experience in the base, and they're a little bit afraid of people, so they might not be able to hang out together. But I show them TV, and I want them to know more about different people. They still like kind and beautiful people like the heroine and heroine in TV, silently in their hearts."

Yu Xiaoxiao smiled.

The vegetable basket was transported to the kitchen. Yu Lang was guarding a pot of stew in the kitchen. Seeing the vegetable basket approaching, the four of them joined hands to separate the meat and vegetables and store them in the refrigerator or freezer.

When everything was ready, it was time for the stew in the pot, and Yu Xiaoxiao took the initiative to invite, "It's time for lunch, young lady and uncle can stay for a meal~"

The little prince was warm and hospitable, and the young lady smiled, "We have exactly the same intention."

So the young lady stayed with the uncle and had a light meal.

During the period, I observed that the other 22 mermaids in the winery were indeed gathering in the Datong shop to watch TV. A recently popular youth idol drama was projected on the wall, and the mermaids sat obediently on their respective beds. , don't make noise or make trouble, just concentrate on it.

"It's time to eat!" Yu Xiaoxiao opened the door and broke into their little world, reminding them to eat.

The 22 mermaids came out obediently again, and together with the little prince, went to sit down at the oversized dining table in the living room. There were 23 mermaids in a circle, and the 23 tails clapped their hands under the table. Then start enjoying.

The meals of the two guests were arranged in the restaurant, accompanied by Yu Lang; when the young lady saw this scene, she gave a curious snort.

Yu Lang explained: "That was the pre-dinner ceremony that Xiaoxiao taught them. After high-fiving, they are good friends during the meal. They can't grab meat to eat. Before, because the meat was too delicious and there was not enough portion, the whole table was crying... ... I learned my lesson when I was young, and came up with such a method."

The young lady was silent.

Yu Lang continued: "Watching TV attentively is because I haven't watched it much before, grabbing meat because I didn't eat it often before, the little novel is right, they have seen the most rotten corner of human society, so this little wine Zhuang is already their ideal paradise. They are really a group of simple-minded guys.

The mermaid's IQ is not as good as that of a human, so it is not so easy to learn to be bad. If they are really evil, they will show it directly like Chu Guo, so there is no need to worry about their falsehood.Compared with the monsters in many populations, they are more like cowards and harmless. "

The young man looked at the two with a faint voice, "Both of you, are you reporters? If you really want to investigate something, you don't need to make unannounced visits, you can go directly to find out. As long as you have no malicious intentions and don't scare them, you will definitely know what you want. know things."

The young lady and the middle-aged uncle glanced at each other, and took off their masks and hats one after another.

The young lady thanked Yu Lang and went straight over.The uncle followed with a recording pen.