Six Chronicles of the Rivers and Lakes

Why don't you go and help them embroider, two or four in the east of the city, one or three in the west of the city, I'll give you a raise. "

The subordinate hurriedly said: "No, no, no, that's what I mean! I heard that there is a monk in Zhongyuan, and he has seven or seven 49 night pearls, which is just enough for a family of ordinary people in our city to have one..."

Mo Fan pondered.

The subordinate winked and said, "Why don't the leader personally go to the Central Plains to buy it from him, so as to benefit the common people...?"

Mo Fan said, "Why don't you go?"

The subordinate hurriedly bowed his head and said, "I'm afraid the leader will be more sincere if he goes in person!"

Mo Fan said: "You are a good shaker."

four

After a while, Mo Fan said to his subordinate again: "I've thought about your proposal for a long time."

The subordinate said happily: "How is the leader thinking?"

Mo Fan said: "I will leave tomorrow."

The subordinate said happily: "The monk in the Central Plains is named Bai Lei, and his whereabouts are erratic. It may take you a while. Don't worry, safety is the most important thing, you'd better come back slowly."

Mo Fan said: "How do I see you getting more and more disliked, let's have a fight."

六

Mo Fan finally left with his bags on his back, his subordinate's vision came true, and he burst into tears facing God.

He traveled northward, eating and sleeping in the open air, lying in the snow and sleeping in the frost, with the people of the Western Regions in his heart, willing to be an old mule who worked hard without complaint.

Mo Fan had a face of the Western Regions, and everywhere he went, he attracted sideways glances, so he took advantage of the situation and asked these people where the Bai Lei monk was going. After wandering around for nearly a year, he managed to keep up with the monk's pace.

It was night, in the quiet inn, Mo Fan walked towards Cheng Liang's bald head.

The bald head turned his back to him: "Don't move."

He stopped.

The bald head said: "You followed me for a year, what is your intention?"

Mo Fan cupped his fists: "I'm sorry. Actually, I wanted to..."

"No!" The bald head suddenly turned around and smiled charmingly, "Stop talking, I don't like men with green eyes."

Mo Fan paused and twitched the corner of his mouth: "Huh?"

The bald head said evilly: "However, if it's just a spring night, I don't mind too much, my room is..."

Mo Fan knocked him over with a punch.

☆、Chapter 24

Seven

Panda Yanbai was sitting upright on the bed, looking at Mo Fan warily.

Mo Fan folded his arms and stared at him.

Bai Lei said: "Brother, your handkerchief is really fragrant."

Mo Fan cupped his fists: "Don't dare to take it, the girl gave it to me along the way, if you want it, I still have a dozen on me."

Bai Lei said, "I don't know why, brother, you came here?"

Mo Fan said: "To be honest, there are still a lot of people in the Western Regions who work hard during the day and refuse to rest at night..."

Bai Lei continued, "Yeye Chunxiao?"

Mo Fan's eyebrows twitched: "No. Some people weave and embroider at night, and some read at night by candle..."

Bai Lei said again: "The erotic palace?"

Mo Fan clenched his fists: "It's reading, the Four Books and the Five Classics. In short, I really can't bear them ruining my eyes like this. I heard...you have 49 night pearls, so I want to buy them from you to benefit the people in the Western Regions."

Bai Lei said, "Oh, so you asked me for something?"

He smiled evilly: "You are so arrogant when you want something from me? Come to make me happy, and I will give it to you..."

Mo Fan couldn't bear it anymore, and beat him again.

Eight

This time, Bai Lei didn't wake up until dawn.

Mo Fan moved a chair to sit by the bed and read a book. Seeing that he was awake, he put down the book and said, "I'm sorry, I was too harsh."

Bai Lei was about to jump up and down, but when he heard his words, he lay down limply again: "Oh, it hurts so much."

Mo Fan frowned and said, "Dare to ask about Ye Mingzhu..."

Bai Lei groaned, "Ah, it hurts."

Mo Fan gritted his back teeth: "Ye Mingzhu..."

Bai Lei burst into tears: "Oh, it hurts like hell."

Mo Fan put his hand on his bald head, and said with a fake smile: "Do you want me to take you to see a doctor?"

Bai Lei smiled evilly: "For you, what is this little pain?"

He caressed Mo Fan's cheek with his hand: "Isn't it Ye Mingzhu, I give it to you... Damn it! It's broken, it's broken!"

Mo Fan squeezed his hand and said expressionlessly, "Give it to me."

nine

Bai Lei sat obediently on the bed, Mo Fan crossed his legs and looked at him.

He said: "Ye Mingzhu is so many and heavy, I don't carry it with me."

Mo Fan said, "Then where are they?"

Bai Lei said, "My home."

Mo Fan asked, "Where is your home?"

Bai Lei sniffed: "Kunlun Mountain."

Mo Fan was taken aback for a moment, thinking he heard it wrong: "What?"

Bai Lei grabbed the monk's robe and looked up at the ceiling: "Kunlun Mountain."

Mo Fan made a grassy sound.

Ten

The destination is Kunlun Mountains, and they have set off for half a month.

One day when he reached the foot of Xuanwu Mountain, Bai Lei suddenly stopped in his tracks.

Mo Fan asked him: "What's wrong?"

Bai Lei said: "There is a lake on this mountain."

Mo Fan said: "So?"

Bai Lei said, "I want to take a bath."

Mo Fan shook off his bald head and was about to leave.

Bai Lei said: "Wait! It's okay, the wife of the mountain master is my friend."

Mo Fan clenched his fists, intending to knock the monk unconscious and drag him away. When he raised his eyes, he saw the monk's deer-like eyes blinking and blinking, and suddenly he couldn't tell what it was like. He coughed and let the monk go. went.

On Xuanwu Mountain, beside Xuanwu Lake.

Leaning against a tree with his back to the monk, he said, "Hurry up."

He heard the monk jump into the lake with a "plop", and suddenly there was no sound. After a long while, he asked anxiously, "Are you okay?"

Still no reply.He said, "White?"

No one answered.

Mo Fan was startled, turned around in a hurry, looked at the lake, and then was taken aback.

Bai Lei was soaking in the lake with half of his body exposed, seeing Mo Fan turn around, the scheme succeeded, stretched out a white leg from the lake, raised it high, shook the water, and stretched out his hand from bottom to top Caressing it carelessly, he smiled charmingly and said, "Officer, come on, come and play with me."

Mo Fan smiled sadly, and broke a branch.

Just when Bai Lei was about to receive a severe beating, a small stone suddenly flew from the side and hit Bai Lei's outstretched legs. With an "ouch", Bai Lei withdrew his legs back into the lake.

Only a cold voice came from the woods: "Who is so bold to disturb me to send the holy pool to be clean?"

Bai Lei tilted his head, saw the person coming, and said joyfully, "Ah, Yu Qi."

The handsome young man who walked out of the forest paused and asked suspiciously, "Who are you?"

Bai Lei said: "I am Bai Lei!"

Yu Qi said: "When will I..."

Bai Lei said: "Hey, you forgot, last time I came to Xuanwu Lake to take a bath, I didn't see you and your mountain master, but on that tree." He pointed to the tree Mo Fan was leaning against, "Hehe ..."

Yu Qi's face turned red all of a sudden, and he stopped talking.Bai Lei said: "Mo Fan, I said Mrs. Shanzhu is my friend, did I lie to you?"

Mo Fan nodded perfunctorily.

☆、Chapter 25

Yu Qi heard the words and said coldly: "Nonsense."

Yu Qi said again: "No matter what our relationship is, this lake is my school's holy lake and must not be disturbed."

Bai Lei pouted: "Then I'll go."

After all, he really wanted to get up, Yu Qi frowned, turned his head away from him, Mo Fan walked forward quickly, the moment Bai Lei got up, he grabbed the torn monk robe by the lake and threw it at his body.

Mo Fan clasped his fists at Yu Qi and said, "What a disrespect, offend me."

Yu Qi glanced at him, his eyes suddenly froze, and after a while, he said, "Aren't you from the Central Plains?"

Mo Fan said: "This is Mo Fan."

Yu Qi said: "The former leader of Qingfeng Sect?"

Mo Fan said: "Exactly..." He blinked, "The former leader?"

Yu Qi said: "It is said in Jiang Hu that you left the sect and handed it over to your subordinates."

Mo Fan said: "My subordinate is the new leader?"

Yu Qi said: "That's right, there are ups and downs in the world now, and it is said that your religion wants to wash the Central Plains with blood and aspire to win the world."

Mo Fan twitched the corner of his mouth.

eleven

Mo Fan and Bai Lei went down the mountain.

Bai Lei asked him: "Then do you still want Ye Mingzhu?"

Mo Fan said, "I still need an egg for the night pearl."

Bai Lei said: "Hey, so you are so irritable when you talk."

Mo Fan said: "I'm going back to the Western Regions. Don't pass."

Bai Lei stopped him: "Hey, don't go, I'll go with you."

thirteen

The monk followed Mo Fan for three months.

He asked Mo Fan: "It took you a year to find me from the Western Regions, and it must take another year to go back. Is there still time?"

Mo Fan sat by the bed, pondering.

Mo Fan said: "Let's take one step at a time."

Bai Lei smiled slightly, and took out a bottle of wine from his pocket.

Mo Fan asked him: "What?"

Bai Lei said: "This is my ancestral medicinal wine, drink it and you will be able to travel thousands of miles a day."

Mo Fan frowned: "Really?"

Bai Lei said firmly: "Really, there are many magical things in the Central Plains."

Bai Lei smiled charmingly: "Come on, let me feed you."

Mo Fan pushed him away with a fist: "I drink it myself."

Mo Fan drank the wine in the bottle in one gulp, Bai Lei said with a sinister smile, "How do you feel?"

Mo Fan frowned: "It seems that nothing has changed."

Bai Lei smiled "hehe".

In the middle of the night, Mo Fan was lying on the bed, his face flushed suddenly, and he was sweating profusely.

Bai Lei, who was dozing off at the table, woke up suddenly, raised the corners of his mouth, moved closer to Mo Fan, and whispered in his ear: "Is it hot?"

Mo Fan closed his eyes, frowned and said nothing, Bai Lei stretched his cold claws into his collar: "Come on, I will take it off for you..."

The claws were snapped.

Bai Lei stared blankly at Mo Fan, who had already opened his eyes, which were cool.

Bai Lei said: "Brother, brother, I, I, I just want to take off, take off your clothes to cool off..."

Mo Fan pushed Bai Lei to the ground with all his strength, and when Bai Lei was stunned, he saw Mo Fan pressing up with his whole body, and punched him on the side of the ear.

Bai Lei's heart sank, and he said: "I, I wronged you, brother, please calm down, the bed is about to collapse..."

Mo Fan looked at Bai Lei for a long time, then suddenly smiled.

Bai Lei's head went blank, and Mo Fan kissed him the next moment. The two entangled for a long time, and when they parted again, Bai Lei couldn't help panting heavily.

Bai Lei Xiemei smiled: "So this medicine is still useful."

His hand was restlessly placed on Mo Fan's back, and he slid all the way down. When he was about to slide over the tailbone, Mo Fan suddenly grabbed his hand and turned his hand back.

Bai Lei took a breath: "This development is wrong."

Mo Fan leaned forward again, and kissed him from the neck all the way like a chicken pecking rice, and stripped most of his monk robe off along the way.

Bai Lei groaned, "Damn it."

☆、Chapter 26 (End)

fourteen

On the second day, Bai Lei stood up clutching his waist, thinking: "Mother."

Mo Fan was awakened by his movement, frowned and opened his eyes, seeing the posture of the two of them, he was so frightened that he rolled off the bed.

Mo Fan looked hopeless: "What's the situation?"

Bai Lei had an idea, Xie Mei said: "Are you awake?"

Mo Fan nodded stiffly, and Bai Lei continued: "Last night, you drank alcohol and got very bored, you insisted on taking off my clothes, let me help you..."

Mo Fan blushed impatiently.

Bai Lei said, "I'll help you. Does your back hurt?"

Mo Fan touched his waist, it seemed a little sore.

Bai Lei smiled charmingly: "It's okay, I'll be lighter next time."

fifteen

On the way back to the Western Regions, Mo Fan gritted his molars for the fourth time, and asked him hesitantly, "Are you sure it's...you, Ya...not me..."

Bai Lei sighed, "It's a big deal, I'll let you in next time."

Mo Fan's face turned livid.

sixteen

They hurried on the road very quickly, and after another six months of walking, they finally returned to the Western Regions.

Mo Fan had already prepared himself for chaos and devastation, but when he returned to the city, he saw a scene of harmony among the people and friendship between religions, and he was a little puzzled for a while.

Beside him, Bai Lei wondered, "Is this the so-called crooked sect?"

Mo Fan walked quickly to the church hall, only to see his subordinates sitting on the position of the leader, and said arrogantly: "What is our goal?"

The congregation below stomped their feet and shook their heads neatly: "Bloodwash the Central Plains!"

His subordinate said: "What should we do?"

The believers said: "Work hard to develop productivity and improve the economy!"

His subordinate said: "And then?"

The believers said: "Monopoly the market and let them starve to death!"

His subordinates said: "Good! Very good!"

Seventeen

That day Mo Fan sat on the desert all afternoon, his back was very lonely.

Bai Lei patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, it's not your fault for teaching these idiots."

Mo Fan sighed: "I always hit him, it's my problem, he has already done better than me."

Bai Lei's hand paused.

Mo Fan said: "Give the sect to him, I can retire from the world."

Class Bai: "???"

Eighteen

Another year has passed since Mo Fan followed Bai Lei to Kunlun Mountain.

Bai Lei gave Mo Fan 49 night pearls, and Mo Fan asked someone to take them to the Western Regions.

The two of them were very leisurely on the mountain, one day, Mo Fan suddenly asked Bai Lei if the medicinal wine he drank that day was still there.

Bai Lei touched his waist with lingering fear, and said, "It's better not to drink."

He smiled evilly: "I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

Mo Fan didn't hit him, but smiled calmly: "Really."

That night, Bai Lei was pressed on the bed by Mo Fan and wailed, "Are you drunk or awake?"

Mo Fan said, "I'm awake."

He squeezed Bai Lei's face: "Tell me truthfully, last time, was it you who were on top or me?"

Bai Lei struggled and said: "Grandpa, I was wrong, I shouldn't have lied to you. It's not you, it's me."

Mo Fan frowned and said, "How would I know if I don't try?"

Bai Lei groaned again: "Damn it."

Nineteen

Many years later, Mo Fan will recall that night.

It was that night that he knew the answer to the question that had troubled him for a long time and made him unable to eat and sleep at night.

One night the spring breeze was proud, and thousands of pear trees were in full bloom.

The pleasures of the rivers and lakes are nothing more than that.

☆、Chapter 27

一

Wang Shiyan once had a rivers and lakes dream.

When he was a teenager, he read swords and swords and chivalrous tenderness in the Jianghu story books. He was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night. He picked up a wooden stick and could spend a whole day at home gesturing. He didn't stop until he was driven from the yard to the school with a feather duster by his mother.

He doesn't study hard, and always dreams of happiness and enmity.At the age of sixteen, he secretly carried his lucky money and ran all over the country, wanting to learn as a teacher.The three sects of Jianghu rejected him, saying that he had no talent. He was not convinced, and found some small sects, but he never thought that they would all reject him.

Only then did he understand what the real rivers and lakes are.

He is not a character in the storybook, has no talent, and can't meet noble people. He looks up at the moon in the sky and feels that his eyes are full of broken light and shadow.

Later, when he returned home, his mother drove him from the house to the entrance of the village with a feather duster.

Later, when he failed the examination, his family entrusted him to the county yamen as a yamen servant, at least he could be regarded as an official meal.

After working for several years, he saved some money and bought a small house in the county, which was just big enough for two people. It was not luxurious, but it was not crowded either.Even if this house is so cheap, it is because it is a haunted house in the county.

He is silent and nameless, lingering on his last breath in the arena where there are many masters.

two

After Wang Shiyan finished his shift, he changed out of his whitewashed yamen uniform, and walked down the street in casual clothes.

The setting sun was dimming, reflecting the warm orange color on the ground.The streets are very clean recently, and the stalls on the side of the road are also neatly set up. I heard that there is a small branch in the route of the current Shengshang Weifu private visit, which is their county seat. At the end of the day, I didn't turn in the shift on time, and I was still patrolling the streets at this time.

Wang Shiyan greeted several inspectors with a smile, then turned around the corner and turned into the alley to go home.Unexpectedly, when he was turning a corner, he was bumped hard by someone, he staggered, scolded his mother, and turned his head to see which Daluo god it was, only to see that person was wearing black clothes, masked face, pointing his toes He landed lightly on the roof and slipped away.

Wang Shiyan was stunned for a moment, and said, "Damn it, it's a thief."

Turning his head to look again, Ya came out of their alley.Immediately cursed, he lifted his feet and galloped on the street, closely following the figure flying over the eaves and walls.

A patrol inspector greeted him: "My dear brother, what are you doing?"

He ran out of breath and said, "Brother, there are, there are thieves."

The inspector immediately ran after him: "Where is it?"

He wanted to point it out to the inspector, but he saw a man in fluttering white clothes suddenly flying up in front of him, he turned around and stopped in front of the thief, with one hand behind his back, the other hand twisted the thief's body Shoulder, the thief didn't have time to react, he only felt a piercing pain from his shoulder, screamed, and all the belongings in his hand rolled down.

Wang Shiyan stopped in his tracks.

The inspector walked up quickly, cupped his fists at the man on the eaves and said, "Thank you, hero, for your help!"

The man smiled inscrutably.

Wang Shiyan thought, it is fashionable for heroes nowadays to wear white clothes.As soon as I thought about it, I thought again, how difficult it is to wash away.

He stood and looked at it for a while, bought two or two drinks at the roadside stall, and then went home with the wine gourd.

Opening the door, Xie Liuyi was sitting in the yard peeling walnuts. He raised his head when he heard the movement, and saw that it was him, he grinned: "Old Wang is back?"

Wang Shiyan also smiled at him, and raised the wine gourd in his hand: "I bought wine."

Xie Liuyi threw a walnut into his mouth: "Did you buy any groceries?"

Wang Shiyan was taken aback for a moment: "...I thought you were the one cooking today."

Xie Liuyi smiled embarrassedly: "I forgot."

Wang Shiyan sighed, and threw the wine gourd to Xie Liuyi, Xie Liuyi took a sip from the spout and said with a smile, "Wait for you to come back."

Wang Shiyan turned around and went out again, to the street to buy vegetables.

Along the way, he heard voices of people, nothing more than praising the handsome figure of the hero, bragging about how handsome the hero is, he felt depressed when he heard it, and just wanted to go home quickly, so he quickened his pace.

He and Xie Liuyi didn't make much money, he was a small yamen servant, Xie Liuyi worked as a teacher in the school, and after a whole year of busy work, he didn't see a few coins, so he was extraordinarily frugal on weekdays.He bought a few small cabbage and weighed three taels of meat. On the way, he saw a donkey seller rolling, thinking that Xie Liuyi liked to eat, so he bought two more.Xie Liuyi has a bad spleen and stomach, glutinous food is hard to digest, so he can't eat too much.

When he came home, Xie Liuyi was lying drunk on the rocking chair and fell asleep, holding in his arms the wild cat that always sneaked into their house.The wild cat seemed to have regarded this place as its territory, and came here every now and then, but couldn't be driven away.

It was clearly a wild cat. It ate some kind of pig food, and it was fat to death.Wang Shiyan looked at Xie Liuyi's slender wrist, and wondered whether he could hold it or not.

The wild cat nestled in Xie Liuyi's arms, looking down at Wang Shiyan from above.

Wang Shiyan threatened it and said: "Ancestor, you are so fat and still enjoy the human flesh cushion? Don't crush my person, I will make you a cat jerky."

The wild cat trembled, and the fat all over its body trembled.

Xie Liuyi dazedly raised his hand to hit him, and muttered: "Don't talk nonsense."

Wang Shiyan hurriedly said: "Okay, don't talk nonsense." He gave the flaunting dead cat a vicious look.

He walked into the kitchen and saw that there was still more than half a can of dried yellow croaker fish he bought last time, so he poured some on a plate, took it to the yard, and raised his eyebrows at the dead cat temptingly: "Ancestor, come and eat small dried fish." .”

The dead cat's eyes lit up, and just as it raised its paws, it retracted again, reluctantly rubbing its head against Liu Yi.

Wang Shiyan gritted his teeth and smiled: "Come down."

The dead cat suppressed his inner desire and refused to do so.

Wang Shiyan smiled meanly, reached out and picked up a small dried fish, put it to his mouth, pretending to eat it: "Ah—"

It was too late and then quickly, a dead cat jumped out of Xie Liuyi's arms like flying, scratched Wang Shiyan's hand away with one paw, stretched his neck to take away the dried fish, and bit the plate in his mouth, proudly He walked to the base of the wall, put down the plate, and began to eat.

Three scratches were added to Wang Shiyan's hands, his temples twitched, and he gritted his teeth and said with a smile: "Ancestor, I wish you a pleasant meal."

The dead cat turned his head, as if he didn't want to talk to him.

☆、Chapter 28

three

After Wang Shiyan finished cooking, the moon in the sky had been full for a long time.

Xie Liuyi got drunk quickly and woke up quickly, he went to wash his face with dazed eyes, and when he came back, he saw Wang Shiyan was setting chopsticks, so he stepped forward to ask for help.

Wang Shiyan handed him a bowl of honey mixed with water: "Don't be too busy, drink this, sober up."

Xie Liuyi obediently took the bowl, and gulped down the honey mixed with water.At this time, Wang Shiyan had already arranged the food, took Xie Liuyi's empty bowl, and said, "You eat first."

He went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, then poked his head out again, and yelled at the dead cat in the yard: "Ancestor, do you want to eat?"

The dead cat ignored him and gave him a supercilious look.

The corners of Wang Shiyan's eyes twitched, and he returned to the dining table and picked up the bowls and chopsticks.

Xie Liuyi's sharp eyes glanced at Wang Shiyan's hand, and said, "What's wrong with your hand?"

Wang Shiyan smiled and sighed: "Don't mention it, the ancestor caught it."

Xie Liuyi calmly put down his chopsticks, Wang Shiyan said, "The food is not to your liking?"

Xie Liuyi shook his head, got up and walked towards the courtyard.

Wang Shiyan blinked his eyes, but before he could figure out what Xie Liuyi meant, he bit his chopsticks and chased him out.

Xie Liuyi walked to the corner and said to the dead cat fiercely, "Why are you catching Lao Wang?"

The dead cat behaved miserably, and let out a childish "ow".

Xie Liuyi pulled out its saucer: "You did something wrong, and you will be fined not to eat small dried fish." The dead cat hung its head, Xie Liuyi was soft-hearted, and couldn't help but run along its fur, "No arrests are allowed in the future. .”

He walked back with the plate, and the dead cat was behind him, baring its fangs provocatively at Wang Shiyan.Wang Shiyan smiled slightly and made a victory gesture.

At night, Wang Shiyan had a dream. He dreamed that he became the grandson of the Five Fingers Mountain. The five mountains were pressing on him, making him unable to breathe or move. He dreamed that he was wailing at the Buddha: "Why did I end up here! "

The Buddha smiled and said, "You think you are a hero, but you are nothing."

He woke up suddenly, and saw the sun outside the window was hanging on the hill not far away, just about to rise.Xie Liuyi beside him had already left, leaving only an empty bed.He is a teacher, and he has to meet the little urchins carrying schoolbags early on.

His chest was still full of tightness, Wang Shiyan sighed, and was about to turn over and sit up, when he glanced at a big fluffy, black mass sitting on his chest, and almost choked with fright.

The black hair on the chest raised its face and stared at him proudly.

He finally knew the reason for his nightmare.

Wang Shiyan got up to wash up, poured a plate of dried fish for the dead cat, then hurriedly changed into the yamen uniform and rushed to the yamen, but when he arrived, he saw that the yamen was in a state of disgrace, everyone sighed with sullen faces, even the most energetic The county magistrate no longer practices Tai Chi in court.

He whispered to another yamen servant on duty: "What's the matter?"

The yamen servant sighed and said, "You don't know, that little thief escaped from prison last night."

He was taken aback, and the yamen servant continued: "The hero also died last night, and the little thief left a note next to his body, blatantly asking the government to arrest him, very arrogant."

Wang Shiyan wondered: "This little thief is so powerful, he will be caught by a hero?"

The yamen servant sighed: "I don't know either. The emperor's private visit is going to pass by us again. Now everyone in the yamen is in a state of panic."

At noon, the county magistrate called the county government to hold an emergency meeting.

The county magistrate stroked his beard and sighed, "I don't know what opinions you all have on this incident?"

Everyone was silent and no one responded.

The county magistrate said angrily: "Aren't you very active on weekdays? How come you are so calm when you are catching birds and fighting crickets?!"

Everyone was just silent, not daring to vent their anger.

The county magistrate suddenly pointed at Wang Shiyan: "You, what's your name?"

Wang Shiyan was terrified, walked out of the crowd, saluted and said, "Villain Wang Shiyan."

The county magistrate said: "It's you. I heard from them that you chased that little thief yesterday. It was very heroic?"

Wang Shiyan lowered his head and said: "Yesterday was not the only one..." Glancing at him, he saw that the inspector who was chasing the snitch with him yesterday was staring at him, so he realized it, and changed his words, "It is indeed a villain."

The county magistrate said: "Then I will leave this matter to you, okay?"

Wang Shiyan lowered his head a little more: "The villain is humble and humble, I'm afraid he won't be able to win..."

The magistrate said: "It's up to you, the meeting is adjourned!"

Wang Shiyan's legs went limp.

☆、Chapter 29

four

When he came home again, his heart was fluctuating and his eyes were wandering.

Xie Liuyi hugged the dead cat: "Look at him, does it look like he raised a woman outside and was caught by me?"

The dead cat gave Xie Liuyi an approving look.

Before going to bed, Wang Shiyan, who had been silent all this time, finally sighed. Xie Liuyi sat beside him with the dead cat in his arms, and asked him, "What's the matter?"

Wang Shiyan said shyly: "Our county government, thanks to the blessing of a hero yesterday, caught a snitch."

Xie Liuyi gave a "hmm", and Wang Shiyan said: "But last night, the Snitch escaped, and the hero was also killed by him. He left a note asking us to arrest him. The county magistrate pushed this matter to me." He said Sighed, "Old Xie, what do you think I should do?"

Xie Liuyi was silent for a moment, then suddenly stretched out his hand to smooth his hair, and said with a smile: "Do you still remember my two classmates, I always told you, do you want to be a teacher when you grow up?"

Wang Shiyan blinked, as if he was reminded of the past, and said softly: "I remember. You still stare at old man Li, saying that you want to see how the teacher works. It makes him feel hairy. I will hide from you after class." He laughed, "You used to be such a foolish character, but I never imagined that you can really teach students now."

Xie Liuyi looked at him with a smile: "Old Wang, do you still remember what you wanted to do?"

Wang Shiyan was silent for a moment, and after a while, he said: "At that time, I always wanted to be a hero, wandering the rivers and lakes, and being romantic."

Xie Liuyi let go of the cat in his arms, and hugged Wang Shiyan instead: "Since you want to do it this way, you have to do it once in your life before you are willing. Now is an opportunity, so you should be happy."

Wang Shiyan buried his head in his neck, sniffed the fragrance of his body, and inexplicably felt relieved: "Yeah."

Xie Liuyi breathed a sigh of relief, hugged him tightly and said, "...be careful."

Wang Shiyan said: "Okay."

With a "meow", the forgotten dead cat rushed up and knocked Wang Shiyan away, and got into Xie Liuyi's arms.One person and one cat gritted their teeth and confronted each other, Xie Liu Yiqian watched and sneered.

The next day, the county government received news that another knight who was very good at swordsmanship had died in the county. Although Wang Shiyan took a shift to rest, he followed several seniors from the government office to the knight's home.

As soon as they entered the door, they smelled a strange stench.

There was no wound on this knight's body, he had just died not long ago, the body had not decomposed, and the smell of the corpse had not yet come out, the origin of this stench was very strange.Several seniors rushed out and vomited. Wang Shiyan pinched his nose and approached the corpse, let go of his hand and sniffed, and found that the stench came from the corpse's mouth.

Wang Shiyan thought to himself, darling, can this person still have bad breath after death?

He went out, looked at the blue sky and white clouds, and took a long breath of fresh air.The seniors in the yamen couldn't take it anymore, and hurried back to the yamen to report to the county magistrate, Wang Shiyan called one of them: "Dare to ask, brother, did the last hero die in the same way as this one?"

The senior said: "That hero has a sword wound on his body, the rest are all the same."

Wang Shiyan said again: "Is it possible that these two heroes were poisoned and died?"

The senior said: "I tested it and said it ruled out this possibility."

Wang Shiyan bid farewell to seniors.

He was walking on the road, the smell was still in his nose, when he passed by a fortune-telling stand, a little girl who looked like a Taoist stopped him: "Brother, wait a minute."

Wang Shiyan turned his head and saw that the little girl was about thirteen or fourteen years old, with a smiling face like a flower.He said, "What's the matter?"

The little girl smiled sweetly: "My brother seems to have suffered a bloody disaster recently."

Wang Shiyan's scalp went numb, and he said, "Why did you say that?"

The little girl smiled and said, "He can tell fortunes." She said, "My name is Ayun, what's my brother's name?"

Wang Shiyan cupped his hands: "Wang Shiyan."

Ayun said: "Brother Xiao Wang, I saw you just came out of there." She pointed to the knight's house, "It's bad luck! You've been caught by bad luck, I'll give you a pill to go The stink."

Wang Shiyan's eyebrows twitched: "What pill?"

Ayun smiled without saying a word, took out a pill as white and moist as jade from the purse at her waist, and handed it to Wang Shiyan.Wang Shiyan paused, stretched his sleeves to cover his hands, and took the medicine.

Ayun pursed her mouth: "The pills are not poisonous, and won't harm my brother."

She whispered: "Brother, do you want to become stronger? After taking this pill, you will open up your blood and become a very powerful hero."

Wang Shiyan smiled and said, "Really?"

Ayun's smile was sweet: "If my brother eats it and finds it's fake, then come and settle the score with someone else."

Wang Shiyan said: "How can the dead talk?"

Ayun smiled and said, "Brother, you are too much."

☆、Chapter 30

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Wang Shiyan returned home with a sullen face, Xie Liuyi sat on the rocking chair with the cat in his arms, and whispered into the cat's ears: "Old Wang is very busy recently, we can't disturb him."

Wang Shiyan's sleeves were stretched by him, covering his hands, and something was clutched in the sleeves. Xie Liuyi saw that when he let go of his hand, the thing fell down.Xie Liuyi and the dead cat were stunned together.

The things were trampled to pieces and stuck to the ground. Wang Shiyan bent his knees and stuck his whole body to the ground, sticking his nose out like a dog and sniffing hard.

Xie Liuyi covered the eyes of the dead cat: "Don't look, Old Wang may be possessed by your enemy."

After Wang Shiyan sniffed it, he stood up, took out a handful of soil from the ivy pot Xie Liuyi raised, sprinkled it on it, stepped on it with his feet, turned around and was about to leave.

Xie Liuyi called him: "Old Wang, where are we going at this time?"

Wang Shiyan paused: "Go and arrest people." Then he turned around and said, "Wait for me to come back and sweep the ground. You don't need to save the food for me. Just eat it."

Xie Liuyi smiled and said, "Be careful."

Wang Shiyan grinned: "Don't worry."

He walked out of the house, picked up a stick by the side of the road, put it on his belt, went to the county government office to report the situation, and then went straight to Ayun's fortune-telling booth.When he arrived, the stall had already been closed, and Ayun left him a small note: "I'll wait for you on the hill to the east."

He went straight to the mountain bag in the east again, all the way to the top of the mountain.

On the top of the mountain, Ah Yun stood in the glow of the setting sun, smiling sweetly: "Brother, I have been waiting for you for a long time."

She said, "Have you taken their pills?"

Wang Shiyan smiled and said: "How can I eat it."

A Yun smiled and said: "Hee hee, but someone ate it, you..."

Wang Shiyan looked at her: "Why did you take their lives?"

A Yun didn't seem to expect that he would interrupt her, she was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Brother, they didn't harm them, it's because they are stupid, I believe that there is really a magic medicine in the world that can soar into the sky."

Wang Shiyan was speechless for a while, not knowing what to do with this little counterfeit drug dealer.

Ayun said: "Brother, do you know why I exposed myself to you?"

Wang Shiyan said: "Please advise."

Ayun smiled and said: "Because I know, my brother also hates heroes." Wang Shiyan looked at her with a frown, and she said with a smile, "I heard that my brother was rejected by the world when he was young, and I am the same .”

Ayun said: "When I was young, I wanted to be the most powerful poison master in the world. Do you know the old poison Zhu Changsheng?"

Wang Shiyan frowned and nodded.

Ayun smiled and said: "I searched him very hard, and finally found him, but he told me that he retired from the world and did not accept disciples. I believed it." Her voice lowered, "But right there Not long after, he shot and killed another village."

A Yun said: "So he was just lying to me, he thinks I'm not worthy to be his apprentice."

Wang Shiyan's eyes were cold, and Ayun said coquettishly: "Brother, don't look at me like that. I just proved that I am not worse than him at all. Look at those works, who can detect my poison?"

Wang Shiyan asked her suddenly: "What happened to the sword wound on the first person?"

A Yun curled her lips: "After he died, people randomly scratched it, and used it to confuse the public."

Wang Shiyan said: "The sword wounds after death are indistinguishable from the sword wounds before death. It means that the master is incompetent. Maybe if you change some masters, you can see that these people died of poisoning." He paused, "Even I can see inferred."

A Yun's face changed, Wang Shiyan then asked her: "Where's the snitch who escaped from prison?"

A Yun didn't want to talk to him anymore, Wang Shiyan frowned: "Answer me."

Ayun pursed her lips: "Brother is so vicious. That little thief escaped from your county office and died of poisoning on the way. He also bought my medicine. It's a coincidence."

Wang Shiyan was speechless for a moment, suddenly felt that all this was a farce.

It is nothing more than the fact that these lonely people have been idle for too long and their abilities are too poor to see that this is a little girl's prank, and even the little girl has to take the initiative to seduce him before he can discover the mystery.

not interesting.

Ayun said: "Why did my brother suddenly stop talking?" She said, "My brother and I both hate heroes so much, we can work together to overthrow this Jianghu, all martial arts, all knights, all of them will no longer exist!"

"No need." Wang Shiyan said, "Either you go down with me, and I will take you to the county government to surrender, or you run away quickly, and you will be caught anyway sooner or later. I still have someone at home, and I have to go home for dinner."

A Yun's face changed again: "You betrayed me?"

Wang Shiyan smiled: "Ah Yun, you are still too young."

He turned around, raised his feet and walked down the mountain. Ayun suddenly said behind him: "Is the person in my brother's family also a brother, white and thin, and good-looking?"

Wang Shiyan paused.A Yun said: "He also came to buy medicine from someone this morning."

Wang Shiyan turned around and said coldly, "What did you say?"

Ayun smiled and said nothing. At this time, a group of yamen servants had rushed up from the mountain, and the county magistrate followed behind panting, shouting: "Catch her, catch her! King, king, I want to reward you!" ..."

Wang Shiyan didn't linger, and rushed down the mountain like flying.