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In Zhang Hao's view, the day he met Cheng Huang couldn't be more ordinary, so ordinary that he could be directly submerged in his past life day after day.

But such an ordinary day was abruptly turned into a fateful day of encounter by Cheng Huang.

Whenever this matter was mentioned, Zhang Hao would always grit his teeth and swear to the heavens, claiming that if Huang Cheng continued to be such a beast, sooner or later he would commit many unrighteous acts and would kill himself.

Cheng Huang also shed tears of bitterness about this. Putting aside other things, just talking about the motivation for engaging Zhang Hao, more than 50% of it was due to external pressure, and the remaining half was caused by him following the primitive instinct of his second child. .

This story has to start with Cheng Huang’s 2010th birthday in 28, which was the fifth year of Cheng Huang’s self-employment. Relying on his family’s relationship in the customs and his own exquisite heart, he asked his father to get a job on credit when he graduated. The small broken trading company that got up has gradually entered the right track, and the business is getting smoother and smoother.

After getting the first million-dollar order in history, Cheng Huang called a group of all-powerful buddies in the school to celebrate his birthday.

On that day, after drinking for thirty days, the young and old in the private room began to move around. These masters who did harm to one party in college, led by Cheng Huang and assisted by Li Mingtao, caused troubles at school all day long. After graduating, this group went their separate ways, struggled in the society, and restrained themselves a lot. The inferior quality in their bones still hasn't been wiped away. The indulgence with the boss will make them more gangster and unscrupulous. It slipped once.

Amidst the uproar, someone suggested that the birthday star should play some colorful ones to commemorate the lost youth.

Cheng Huang has always been a fan of meat and vegetables, and there is no limit to playing, and it coincides with such a nostalgic moment, there is no reason not to follow, so he agreed casually.

As soon as the optional practice questions came out, Cheng Huang knew it was too early to agree.

The topic is this:

First, the birthday star must be naked and run through the entire floor of the KTV, tracking and filming the whole process.

Second, the crowd selects an aunt who is over [-] years old and has a lot of fat. The birthday star needs to win the third base.

Third, the birthday star can randomly choose a partner of the same sex to chat with for masturbation.

The above three questions can be single-choice or multiple-choice, but you have to choose.

After listening, Cheng Huang yelled: "You grandsons, can't you have some normal fun?"

The tiger on the side fanned the flames: "It's a good thing, the brothers rushed forward early, and it's the boss' turn? Hurry up, don't be silly, brothers are waiting..."

Cheng Huang looked calm, frowning, as if in deep thought.

There was silence in the private room.

Not long after, Cheng Huang's eternal smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "The third question, how big is the scale for talking about masturbation?"

As soon as the words came out, the private room exploded.

The crowd was excited, and they could say anything, "as big as you want", "you can listen to what you want, and let the king ask for it", everyone shouted and shouted, and the private room fell into chaos for a while.

Huzi was the most experienced, raised his arms, and summed up everyone's demands incisively: "If you love your mother, you can do whatever you want."

Cheng Huang seemed a bit embarrassed: "...This matter is not easy to handle, in case that person is in a hurry..."

Hu Zi immediately made a promise: "Don't worry, Boss, you have to be entertaining. If he doesn't agree, we'll understand it with reason and empathy. If he doesn't agree, we'll gang up on him and don't believe him... ..."

There was a muffled bang, something fell to the ground, and there was soot all over the place.

The big guys looked down at the same time, and an ashtray was spinning on the carpet.

Li Mingtao, who was sitting in the back, pinched the ashtray to the ground without knowing whether it was intentional or not.

Li Mingtao, who didn't say a word when he knocked in the door, now had a cold expression on his face:

"What the hell are you talking about here?"

The private room fell into silence.

"I'm all drunk, right? Get someone to come in and do this, do you know what it's called? It's called rape! There aren't enough women, so you still have to play with men?! Tired of life?!"

Li Mingtao's voice is not loud, but he is always sonorous and powerful. In this once famous troublemaker group in Beili, Cheng Huang will always be the one who sings the red face. To bring everyone back to the right path before making a big mistake, it can be said that during the three years of college, Li Mingtao basically served as a free nanny.

Li Mingtao yelled so sullenly that everyone was stupefied.

Cheng Huang's enthusiasm for singing red faces came up again, he waved his hands and said to Li Mingtao: "Taozi, it's nothing serious, don't be so serious, I haven't seen you for a long time, I'm a little carried away, how about it, I'm just a little bit mean Help the fun."

Li Mingtao lit a cigarette, looked at Cheng Huang amidst the smoke, and snorted coldly: "Enjoy the fun? I think it's because you want to..."

Li Mingtao didn't go on talking about what he was thinking.

Cheng Huang's unrestrained behavior is well-known in the university, and all the brothers in the dormitory have experienced it deeply.But what they knew was limited to having sex with women, and no one knew that he was so outrageous that even men could do it.

Of course, only Li Mingtao knows what kind of species he is.

After putting out the cigarette on the table, Li Mingtao walked to the door, turned around and said, "If something happens, the mother will take care of it by herself, don't come to me."

But during the few seconds of delay, a waiter who came in to deliver a fruit plate and drink almost ran into Li Mingtao.

The waiter who came in from the door, wearing a white shirt, black trousers, and a standard KTV industry outfit, was Zhang Hao.

Zhang Hao has a naturally round face, a pair of boundless eyes, and eyelashes so long that a matchstick can be placed on it.

Seeing that he almost collided with Li Mingtao, he turned around, smiled politely at Li Mingtao, and said, "Sorry." Then he began to place the fruit plate, beer and cans on the table one by one, and waited until everything was done. He straightened up and pulled a professional smile: "Your order is all in place, if you need anything else, please ring the service bell over there..."

Before the routine was finished, Cheng Huang on the sofa grabbed his wrist.

Cheng Huang had a smirk on his face: "What should I do if I need it but don't want to press it?"

If it was a different occasion, another location, such as in a gay bar, maybe Zhang Hao would have understood it a long time ago. Isn't this just looking for something to flirt in disguise?

But at that time, at his workplace, a room full of people in the KTV box, under the watchful eyes of everyone, a big man held your hand and said this, making Zhang Hao confused.

For a moment, he could only open his eyes wide, blinking at Cheng Huang, not knowing how to speak.

As time passed by, Huzi on the side got impatient and shouted: "Boss, don't just try to find a way here, take action when it's time to do so."

Zhang Hao finally came to his senses, and just as he was about to break free, Cheng Huang reversed and pressed him on the sofa, only to hear the other party say a few words: "Brother, I'm sorry." His mouth immediately softened. touch.

Cheng Huang's kiss not only shocked Zhang Hao, he was so shocked that he was out of his wits. He struggled hard, but when he moved, his hair hurt from root to root. Cheng Huang's hand kept grabbing his hair tightly, making his face the most painful. fit to a certain extent.

Cheng Huang's kissing skills have been mastered as early as in college. At first, he didn't think about it. The method gradually turned into a tongue kiss, and they began to suck and entangle in various ways.

Unlike Cheng Huang, Zhang Hao is a purebred GAY who was born out of a mother's womb. Such a brutal pro-French made him gradually become a little confused, and he started to get into the drama unconsciously, and when he was struggling, he touched Cheng with his hand Huang's waist, touching Cheng Huang's chest, made him unable to hold back.

Just when Zhang Hao was about to wrap his arms around Cheng Huang's neck in a daze, Cheng Huang let him go.

Before he fully got up, he tilted his head, and smiled recklessly in front of the stunned people in the audience: "What's the matter? Is it up to standard? Are you fucking satisfied?"

In an instant, the room was full of voices and whistles, and everyone exclaimed:

"Damn it, boss, you are astonishing as a man of heaven, you can even kiss the mouths of elders!"

"Shuang, it's so fucking exciting! Boss, I'm convinced you!"

Huzi was more caring and shouted: "Boss, when I came here, I saw a convenience store diagonally opposite. Hurry up and buy a toothbrush to rinse your mouth."

Zhang Hao, who was lying on the sofa, suddenly realized, and his face was livid with anger.He has always been a sweet and sweet person. From childhood to adulthood, all kinds of people around him have spoiled him like a baby. How could he have suffered such shame and humiliation? of!Fuck me!

In a rage, before Cheng Huang got up, Zhang Hao kicked him hard in the crotch. Cheng Huang's eyes were quick, his figure flashed, and he dodged.

Although the disaster on the root of life was resolved, the face was not spared.

Just when Zhang Hao knew that his kick was missing, his fist quickly caught up. Cheng Huang wanted to see the tricks, but it was really hard to do the two contingency moves at the same time. fist.

All of a sudden, the brothers rushed forward and pulled Zhang Hao away hurriedly.

Zhang Hao struggled to break away from them, spat and wiped his mouth, his eyes were burning red with anger, and he was panting heavily.

Seeing that the momentum was not going well, Hu Zi took the lead in opening his mouth to hold the vat: "I said buddy, you hit the wrong person, I came up with the bad idea, Lehe is everyone's, what kind of debt is there to settle with us, what kind of hands are you going to play with Brother Cheng? "

Zhang Hao didn't bother to talk nonsense with him at all, so he glanced at him, then returned his gaze to Cheng Huang's face, and said with a sullen face, "Apologize, immediately, immediately."

Zhang Hao's attack just now was serious, and Cheng Huang's face suddenly became swollen.

Although his face was full of color, Cheng Huang still had that cheeky smiling face. He shrugged and immediately apologized: "I was wrong, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have kissed you."

The apology was too fast, but Zhang Hao didn't know how to proceed.

Seeing Zhang Hao in a daze, Hu Zi took the opportunity to chase him away: "Okay, I've apologized, and I was beaten up, so let's go if there is nothing to do."

Zhang Hao didn't seem to hear, he still stared blankly at Cheng Huang's shameless face, without saying a word.

Hu Zi took advantage of the situation and lowered his face, intending to scare him: "What's the matter? It's not over yet? If you don't leave, I'll call your manager. Anyway, there's neither video nor audio recording here, and no one will come if you tell me about it." Xin, when the time comes, you still can't eat and walk around."

Hearing this, Zhang Hao's eyes blazed with anger again, and then he gouged Cheng Huang's face a few times with resentful eyes, pointed at him before leaving, and squeezed out a few cruel words from his teeth, "I him!" Damn it's not over with you.

As soon as Zhang Hao left, Empress Cheng picked up the sofa cushions and chopped at a group of sluts: "You are so fucking beasts, you drove him into a hurry, but they all came for me."

Huzi said: "Don't worry, Brother Cheng, if a male corpse floats up in the Yongding River tomorrow, we will definitely write you an epitaph, just eight big characters, dedicated to you, and die."

"Fuck, you just write this sentence for me?"

Another person made an appropriate addition: "If you don't want to add another sentence, a pioneer who has a great entertainment spirit throughout his life, entertaining others and entertaining himself, and finally entertaining himself to death, sleeps here quietly..."

"Go to hell!" Cheng Huang scolded with a smile.

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Regarding this point, Cheng Huang really guessed right, Zhang Hao really had nothing to do with him.