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This is a long kiss, not the kind of tender and sweet long kiss, but really very long.

From the beginning to the end, Li Mingtao looked at Cheng Huang with his eyes open, and barely responded.

The more Cheng Huang got closer, the more boring he became, and the more he got closer, the more irritable he became. Finally, he stopped: "What are you looking at?"

"See if you will suddenly grow eight horns and become a transparent person, ET or something."

"I've watched too many sci-fi dramas."

"Who knows if you're an alien, with such a fucking extraordinary brain circuit."

"Am I so untrustworthy?" Cheng Huang frowned.

Li Mingtao nodded frankly: "You have always acted recklessly, what you say is no different from what you fart."

"How can you believe me?" Why did Huang Cheng feel that this was a damn hell, he didn't believe Zhang Hao's feelings, Li Mingtao didn't believe him, and neither did anyone who co-authored it.

"If you really have the sincerity to mess with me, you have to clean up someone else first, right?"

"It's really ugly." Cheng Huang knocked on the cigarette case in his hand, and put one in his mouth: "I want to play with you for real with a very sincere attitude."

"What's the truth? Do you have the truth on you?" Li Mingtao sneered.

Cheng Huang was stunned with a cigarette in his mouth, and then smiled dryly: "Li Mingtao, did I hurt you too much, or did you take yourself too seriously?"

Li Mingtao didn't answer, but just kept staring at Cheng Huang, his dark eyes were mostly filled with suspicion and confusion.

"It's fucking hard to talk to you." Cheng Huang threw the cigarette on the ground, crushed it with his feet, and walked towards the door.

Just as he was about to open the door, Li Mingtao's deep voice sounded behind him:

"What about Zhang Hao? What are you going to do?"

"Heh, does it have something to do with you?" Cheng Huang thought this question was really funny.

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After going downstairs, Cheng Huang dialed Hao Wenqian's cell phone.

The person on the other side of the phone seemed to have not woken up yet, he hesitated and hung up before finishing the matter, and when he called again, he could only hear "The number you dialed has been turned off."

Helpless, Cheng Huang had no choice but to drive to Hao Wenqian's bar.

Under the guidance of the bar owner, he finally stopped at the door of Hao Wenqian's house. When he knocked on the door, Cheng Huang was startled by the person in front of him.

The once enchanting and charming Keren is now unkempt, with a haggard face, and a pair of eyes that are swollen more than walnuts.

The people in the door didn't even bother to lift their eyelids, and said coldly, "Why are you here? I don't have time to entertain you."

The cloudy face and the big "no guest" between the brows didn't work at all. Cheng Huang turned a blind eye and stepped into the door: "Do you have anything to drink? I'm thirsty."

Obviously, Hao Wenqian's mood was extremely bad, she lowered her face: "Chenghuang, can you get out?"

"I really can't." Cheng Huang casually broke a banana in the fruit plate, and asked calmly, "What's wrong with you?"

Hao Wenqian grabbed the banana and kept cursing while pushing him out of the door.

Cheng Huang firmly fixed Hao Wenqian in his arms with a little force: "What's wrong with you? Who messed with you?"

"You're all messing with me, you guys don't have any good things!" Hao Wenqian became more and more excited as she struggled, her voice was crying.

"Yo? Have you been cheated of money or sex?" Cheng Huang was surprised.

Hao Wenqian stopped crying and glared at Cheng Huang fiercely.

"That person doesn't know how to collect money and pornography, right?" Seeing Hao Wenqian's expression, Cheng Huang was even more surprised: "The one who plays in Fengyue Field has been played by others? This man is awesome..."

Hao Wenqian burst into tears: "I'm so unlucky, you're still talking sarcastic here."

"Okay, I'm not much better than you." Cheng Huang took a few tissues from the coffee table and gently wiped her tears: "Don't cry, look at you, you've become a big face."

This time Hao Wenqian's tears were like a broken embankment, piercing Chenghuang's arms, crying out of breath.

"I... gave everything. For him, I planned to turn over a new leaf and start a new life... I wanted to be a good wife, but... but he lied to me. He has a wife... The children can be fucking soy sauce He... how could he treat me like this..." Hao Wenqian choked up and spoke intermittently.

"Yes, yes, yes, he shouldn't have treated you like this." Cheng Huang patted her back to comfort her.

"He should be quartered by five horses and executed Ling Chi."

"That's right, that's right, peeling his skin and eating his flesh won't relieve his hatred." Cheng Huang nodded his head like a chicken pecking at rice.

"If it is buried, it must be dug out and then whipped. It is not an exaggeration to destroy the bones and ashes."

"Yes, yes, yes, let him never be reincarnated." Cheng Huang repeatedly echoed.

"Hate me to death! Hate me to death! Hate me to death!" Hao Wenqian became more and more resentful as she spoke, suddenly... She seemed to realize something, wiped the tears from her face, raised her head and asked, "Brother Cheng, did you deliberately Come here and coax me, is there something wrong?"

Seeing that Hao Wenqian finally got on the road, Cheng Huang breathed a sigh of relief, moved a chair and sat opposite him, with a respectful and humble expression: "You have noticed, I have something to ask you..."

Hao Wenqian listened to the following with her ears pricked up.

"Can you give me the phone number of that awesome guy who played with you?"

"What are you doing?" Hao Wenqian burst into tears.

"Ask him for advice on how to make you fall for it."

Hao Wenqian really wanted to kick Cheng Huang to the ground.

"Are you fucking sincere to disgust me?!"

Hearing Hao Wenqian's undisguised swearing, Cheng Huang knew that he had gone too far.

I can't figure out Li Mingtao, what the hell can I get from a scumbag? !

He took off the coat by the door and threw it to Hao Wenqian: "Come on, come home with me for dinner."

"If I don't go, what a messed up face it is, and it's a shame to go out." Hao Wenqian pouted and refused.

"This pear blossom with rain looks so distressing," Cheng Huang said disapprovingly: "Listen to me, you are right, go, relax with me."

-

In Hao Wenqian's memory, Cheng Huang used the word "relaxation" quite appropriately.

That night, when Mrs. Cheng saw Hao Wenqian's slightly flushed walnut eyes, together with her delicate and aggrieved appearance, she immediately felt pity for her, and treated Huang Cheng indiscriminately like her third grandson.

What impressed Hao Wenqian the most was not Cheng Huang's demeanor of a filial son and grandson in front of Mrs. Cheng, nor was Mrs. Cheng's every kind of care for her, but the warmth and warmth of their family around the table. meaning.

This made Hao Wenqian suddenly realize that perhaps she was too lacking in family affection to fall for a man who was nearly two rounds older than herself.

"Tell me, do I have a love affair with my father?" After the meal, Hao Wenqian, who was gnawing on an apple, suddenly raised her head and asked.

"Then I don't know, but you probably have an Oedipus plot." Cheng Huang cut another one and handed it to Hao Wenqian: "Look at my mother's eyes are full of little stars."

"Basically, who made me an orphan, family affection is too extravagant for me." Hao Wenqian smiled melancholy.

Cheng Huang paused holding the apple, and then handed it to Hao Wenqian, saying: "Come to my house to play when you have time, I can see that my mother likes you very much."

Hao Wenqian smiled: "Sometimes you are actually quite human."

"That makes you human?" Cheng Huang said with a half-smile: "If you are not fooled, who will be fooled?"

"Why do you always remember to establish the image of a scumbag? Is it addictive to be a bad guy?" Hao Wenqian yelled.

"Okay, what's the matter with me." Cheng Huangchao pouted at the old lady: "Be careful, don't make fake plays with my mother for real."

"That's right! Your mother has always regarded me as a prospective daughter-in-law!" Hao Wenqian was a little worried: "This matter... how do you plan to end it?"

"Take your time and find a chance to break up with you."

Hao Wenqian glanced at the old lady who was watching TV, and couldn't help lamenting: "You can take it easy, the old lady will probably make a big fuss with you again, at such an old age, her bones can't bear it."

Cheng Huang didn't speak for a long time, and said something, let me think again.

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After sending Hao Wenqian home, Cheng Huang hesitated for a while in the car, and finally turned around and went to Li Mingtao's dormitory.

As soon as he entered the door, Li Mingtao was wearing a huge headset and was screaming in front of the laptop.

"Fuck! Where the hell are you looking?! Mage! Mage! Left, left! Don't run blind!"

"5751, you bastard who lost the chain at a critical moment! Never mind the fighters! There is still a chance! Come on!"

"Second that thief! Second! What is your mother doing?!"

Cheng Huang threw the car keys on the shoe cabinet and asked Li Mingtao, have you had dinner yet?

Li Mingtao seemed to have heard something terrible, he slowly turned his head to Cheng Huang, his dark eyes revealed surprise and a flash of... joy.

After just being stunned for a few seconds, the enemy's big move exploded across the screen, and our side was killed immediately.

"Damn it! It's broken!" Li Mingtao rushed to fix it, but it was too late, and the screen immediately turned into ashes.

Annoyed, he unplugged the power and went offline.

"Why are you back?" There was no joy or anger in the tone.

"I'm hungry, I want to have dinner with you." Cheng Huang lied easily.

"I'm not hungry, you can eat by yourself." Li Mingtao didn't even look at Cheng Huang, and lowered his head to organize his computer bag.

Suddenly, a burst of hot air rose from the neck, and Li Mingtao was shocked by the greasy touch.

He elbowed back subconsciously: "What are you doing?!"

Cheng Huang dodged away nimbly, and licked his lips ambiguously: "Didn't you let me eat by myself? Then I can eat whatever I want."

Li Mingtao was really a little confused about the situation. According to his previous understanding of Cheng Huang, even if he slammed the door in the afternoon, the unhappy ending wouldn't make him say goodbye, and...he couldn't come back so soon!Just go back... What is the meaning of this fucking naked teasing?

"That's good." Li Mingtao tilted the corners of his mouth, with a nonchalant expression: "Then I want to eat too."

"Okay, thighs, shoulders, or arms, you can bite wherever you want."

"Instant noodles, Master Kong, you cooked them."

"Ah?" Cheng Huang was about to roll up his sleeves to show his flesh, when he heard this he asked in surprise: "Didn't you eat it every day when you were in college, didn't you get tired of it?"

"You do not understand."

Yes, how could Emperor Cheng understand.

He would never understand what the simple taste of boiled instant noodles represented in Li Mingtao's memory.

Li Mingtao was completely dumbfounded when a bowl of hot Master Kong braised beef noodles was served.

In the bowl in front of me, apart from the noodles, there are also a lot of messy accessories...

"One whole egg, one egg flower, some slices of ham sausage, some small cabbage," Cheng Huang sat over with an ashtray in his hand, "Is this what our chowder is added to? Am I not mistaken?"

Li Mingtao didn't answer, he just stared at the bowl of noodles.

Time seems to be drifting away... Back in the college days, the small unit of Huanai was always equipped with instant noodles of various flavors for a long time.

At that time, unlike now, there were not many formal takeaway fast food outside. After rolling over the sheets sweating profusely, the two would often decide whether to put a whole egg in the instant noodles or scattered eggs, whether to put ham sausage or green vegetables, etc. The little farts got into a fight, and in the end, I just put all of these in, and whoever likes to eat will eat.

So more and more things were added, and it became a nondescript instant noodle hodgepodge.

For a long time after the breakup, Li Mingtao couldn't think about it at all. Those seemingly ordinary and simple bits and pieces seemed like drops of sulfuric acid solution, burning his heart ache...

After an unknown amount of time passed, Li Mingtao finally spoke:

"Cheng Huang, don't regret it if you provoke me like this."

With red eyes, he rushed over and kissed Cheng Huang's mouth.