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Happiness is much shorter than Cheng Huang expected.

As soon as the plane landed, Lao Fu hurriedly recalled him back to the palace with a few decrees.

After compiling a stomach full of words to deal with the storm, Long Ting was furious. Of course, explaining the reasons for escaping marriage was the top priority.Perhaps it was too well prepared, but Cheng Huang felt a little bit of relief in the bloody Shura field.

Although the old lady stared at Cheng Huang and the wronged Hao Wenqian beside him with a frosty face, she didn't mean to ask the bottom line.What was even more surprising was that when Cheng Huang dealt with him on the grounds of "too busy at work + an accident at the overseas end + deal with it temporarily", the old lady actually had a smile on her face, a shallow smile, unable to tell whether the true feelings were true or not. pretend.

In short, the smiling face of the old lady made Cheng Huang's heart hang in his throat and put it back into his stomach. He immediately expressed his determination that as long as he was not busy with work, getting married was not a big deal, and it would be no problem to get it done in minutes.

Cheng's mother was not stupid. Before her son gave her the ecstasy soup, she set a deadline, and after three months, she had to get a certificate and do more work.

When I came back, I was not taken directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau, and it was not easy to force the certificate, which is a joy.Three months... only three months to think about what to do after marriage, this is worrying.

In the midst of Cheng Huang's mixed joys and sorrows, the old lady spoke and ordered him to take Hao Wenqian back to his hometown to worship his ancestors.

"What? Isn't this married yet? Is it necessary?" Cheng Huang didn't want to go.

"Since your grandfather's ashes were moved back to your hometown, you haven't visited the grave for a few years? Huh? How many years? A full 10 years! Now that you are getting married soon, shouldn't you take your wife to worship?!" Cheng The mother showed her power, her voice was not loud, and her words were sonorous.

Cheng Huang sighed and compromised.

-

Coming out of the house, Cheng Huang sat on the passenger seat with a sigh of relief.

Hao Wenqian sat in and started the car.

"I was scared to death. I thought Mom would grab us by the ears and go straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau." Hao Wenqian was the same, always worrying about her heart, fearing that the Queen Mother would be too impulsive.

"What are you afraid of? Isn't getting married exactly what you want?" Cheng Huang sneered.

"I'm getting married just for your family's money," Hao Wenqian said without hesitation, "Even if I want to serve a husband with Li Mingtao, let me have time to adapt. It's better for you to run away from my marriage and marry him." I'm getting married, it's not all that bad, so give me one." Hao Wenqian glanced at the ring on Chenghuang's hand, and gritted her teeth.

"If you want a ring, just buy whichever one you like, as long as it's too different from mine." This kind of formal thing has to go if you don't want to, the most important thing is to deceive people.

"Then can the wedding room be transferred to me?" Hao Wenqian insisted: "In this way, I will be more like the mistress of the Cheng family."

"It's up to you." Cheng Huang closed his eyes, not wanting to speak anymore.

-

The Cheng family's ancestral grave is in S County, Suzhou. Hao Wenqian's first impression is that the air here is fresh, surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

Hao Wenqian stretched her waist after a long time of exhaustion. Before she fully stretched her body, she was stuck by Cheng Huang's next words.

Cheng Huang told him that he had to catch the 6 pm flight back.

3 hours of flight + 2 hours of bus + 1 hour of ox cart, Hao Wenqian was completely overwhelmed: "You have nothing to do and eat enough? Auntie, my body is going to fall apart after bumping all the way, I want to go back to you , I won't go back!"

Without hesitation for a moment, Cheng Huang turned his head and left.

Hao Wenqian was left stomping her feet in anger.

In the end, Hao Wenqian did not get on the plane with Cheng Huang either.

The reason why Cheng Huang returned in such a hurry was that three months was too little time, and he didn't want to waste time on such meaningless things.Secondly, for some reason, his eyelids have been twitching ever since he boarded the plane back home.

Cheng Huang thought about it for a long time, but he couldn't think of which eyelid twitched disaster or which eyelid twitched money, but given his current situation, the former is the most likely.

-

After getting off the plane, Cheng Huang ran all the way.

On the way, I turned into a flower shop to buy roses, went to a bakery to buy cakes, thought about it... and finally went to an adult product store to buy lubricating oil.

By the time I got home with big bags and small bags, it was getting dark.

Putting down the burden in his hands, Cheng Huang held the bouquet of roses and tiptoely embraced Li Mingtao from behind step by step.

Li Mingtao turned his back to him, and was watching the dim lights outside by the window. The sudden hug made him startled, and his body trembled violently.

Li Mingtao's reaction made Cheng Huang jump, he smiled and kissed his neck: "What are you thinking about so preoccupied? Have you eaten yet? I'm starving to death, come with me..."

The conversation was mercilessly interrupted, and the never-before-seen haze on Li Mingtao's face made Cheng Huang swallow the second half of it back into his stomach.

"What's wrong with you?" Cheng Huang felt that the air around him was about to freeze.

Li Mingtao didn't speak...for a long, long time.

Cheng Huang couldn't wait any longer, and asked anxiously, "What's wrong with you?"

Slowly, cold words came out of Li Mingtao's mouth: "Chenghuang, let's break up."

Cheng Huang laughed: "Stop making trouble, what's the deal? Even if it's a divorce, it should be a divorce. Did you forget? We got married two weeks ago."

He raised Li Mingtao's hand and showed the ring on his own ring finger to the owner.

The atmosphere didn't warm up at all.

The corner of Li Mingtao's mouth turned up, and he drew a cold smile: "Cheng Huang, do you really not understand or are you just pretending? That's all?"

Without any explanation, he shook off Cheng Huang's paw and rushed to the bathroom.

Cheng Huang froze there, and when he came back to his senses and walked briskly, it was already too late.

The ring swirled twice quickly with the flow of water in the toilet and submerged.

Not even giving Cheng Huang a chance to reach out, Li Mingtao pressed the flush button again, and within a second, the ring disappeared without a trace.

"You...what the hell are you crazy about?!!" Cheng Huang was so angry that he pushed Li Mingtao hard, with such force that Li Mingtao slammed into the mirror behind him, and the mirror cracked with a "click". Suddenly, blood flowed profusely from his elbow, several rivers of blood climbed windingly on Li Mingtao's arm, dripping on the tiles.

Li Mingtao seemed to have lost his sense of pain. He ignored it, with no expression on his face: "I don't need to go to Europe to apply for a divorce certificate, right? Anyway, I don't even have a marriage certificate."

Cheng Huang's eyes were wide open, he couldn't believe his ears.

"Why? Why?" How can people believe... Didn't Qian just take an oath and promise in church in two weeks?

"There's no reason. I'm just tired of playing." A few words were spoken slowly and clearly.

"Tired?! Why didn't you get tired when you fucking went to Europe? Why didn't you get tired when you got married?" Cheng Huang grabbed Li Mingtao's collar and yelled uncontrollably.

"I thought it was fun at the time, but now I'm bored." Li Mingtao put on his usual contemptuous smile: "You don't often change from time to time, and your words are like farting. One moment you tell me to get out, and the next moment you come to invite me to live together. Isn’t there a lot of things that go back and forth?”

Putting down old accounts, turning over history, using the unchangeable past tense to attack the present continuous tense, Cheng Huang was so angry that his fingertips were shaking.

But he has no choice but to refute, after all, the black history is there, and no one can erase it.

"You can do it, you...you're so fucking good." Before leaving, Cheng Huang angrily threw the cake on the table on the ground and trampled it to pieces.

With a loud bang, the door slammed out.

-

No matter how he thought about it, Cheng Huang couldn't figure out why Li Mingtao wanted to divorce him.

Tired?tired?tired?If it's an old couple, he can understand the seven-year itch or the ten-year itch.We've only been married for two weeks, and we've been separated for less than a day, so how the fuck are you going to cheat an idiot?

How can people accept this kind of inexplicable, forced marriage and divorce for no reason? ! !

Cheng Huang was going crazy!

He started like a headless chicken, asking frantically what happened on the day he returned home.

I found a detective company, checked the landline phone number, and even asked someone to check Li Mingtao's mobile phone records, but found nothing.

Finally, he dialed Hao Wenqian's cell phone.

"Did Mom feel different when I went to Europe?"

Hao Wenqian "Hmm..." for a long time, then said: "I think it's normal, there is nothing different. When she knew that I didn't get the certificate, she just persuaded me that you are used to self-willedness, people's big mind, as long as you have patience, sooner or later be mine."

There is really nothing wrong with this.

Cheng Huang had nothing to do, and after a few words of advice to watch his mother closely, he hung up the phone.

-

He was spread out on the sofa like mud.

In just one week, his lovesickness reached its peak.

He finally knew how tormented it was to miss someone. During the day, he had work to dilute his energy, which was not bad, but at night was the most difficult.

Whenever night falls, lying on the bed, emptying my head, my thoughts will be overwhelming.

Li Mingtao's every frown and smile, touching dimples, charming eyebrows, especially when making love, his depressive demeanor made Cheng Huang miss him deeply.

Sometimes, just this longing can make Cheng Huang aroused.

There was no way to hold back, so he could only release it with his own hands, and the bone marrow-gnawing longing and desperate emptiness after ejaculation made the corners of Cheng Huang's eyes moist several times.

During the cold war for two weeks, Li Mingtao didn't make a phone call as a matter of course.

Even though every time the phone rang, Cheng Huang had to go through a cycle of anticipation and depression, he couldn't help thinking that it was Li Mingtao's call.

It took another week like this, Cheng Huang couldn't bear it anymore.

He took the initiative to call, beep... beep... beep... I don't know how many times it rang, and finally someone answered the phone.

Li Mingtao's deep, slightly unfamiliar voice sounded, "What's the matter?"

The emotionless voice made Cheng Huang shiver from the cold, and he who was full of complaints suddenly collapsed.

"Taozi, can we stop making trouble? If there's something wrong with me, tell me, I'll change what you said, can I change it?"

He was humble enough that Cheng Huang even felt that if Li Mingtao was in front of him, maybe he even had the heart to kneel down.

There was silence on the other end of the phone.

Cheng Huang didn't even care about it: "Taozi, I beg you, don't leave me, I really can't live without you..."

"But I can do without you." Li Mingtao's tone was quite decisive: "I've almost found a house, so come over on the weekend to collect the house."

-

He didn't know how he hung up the phone, how he drove to Li Mingtao's dormitory, Cheng Huang's full attention was on Li Mingtao's words.

Obviously, once he moved out, Li Mingtao's phone number would inevitably change accordingly.

Different from last time, if Li Mingtao disappeared last time, Cheng Huang could deal with it calmly, but this time, it took his life.

It was almost midnight when we arrived at Li Mingtao's place, and a big man frantically knocked on Li Mingtao's door in the middle of the night, causing the neighbors to scold him again and again.

Li Mingtao opened the door and kicked Cheng Huang on the ground; "You are sick! Why are you running here in the middle of the night to make a fuss?!"

Cheng Huang didn't even stand up, crawled over, and hugged Li Mingtao's leg without dignity: "Taozi, Taozi, I beg you, don't go, you can't go, what will I do if you go away, I love you , I love you..."

Li Mingtao squatted down and pushed Cheng Huang's hand away in disgust: "Look at what you have become? Kneeling on the ground like a bitch and begging me... Where did you go, the arrogant and arrogant you before? Like this It makes me fucking sick."

"We're separated, we're separated, it's over, do you understand?" Li Mingtao finally said, "Go away as far as you can." Then he slammed the door shut.

Cheng Huang couldn't remember when he went downstairs, and when he came back to his senses, he was already standing in the middle of the quiet neighborhood. He watched the raindrops on his palm change from small to thick, and the rain from disconnected to torrential.

He raised his head, with water winding down his face, he couldn't tell whether it was rain or tears...