If you mess with me, don't try to escape

At the moment, there are two people lying on the bed in the rest room of the CEO's office hugging each other tightly...

"Peng, after the personal test of my buttocks just now, I didn't pinch or scald your bottom. Why do you think your guy is so resistant?" What Qian Mingbi said was a relief. comfortable.

Chu Yunpeng was almost pissed off by his words.Fortunately, I am strong below, otherwise, even if I am not tossed about by him today, I will be soft for the rest of my life.

"Qian Mingbi, you really want me to be broken, don't you?" Chu Yunpeng propped himself up and looked at the person under him.

"What are you talking about, I am not such a person!"

"Yes, you are not such a person, but you specialize in this kind of thing." Qian Mingbi was not happy when he heard his words.Sit up and sit up...

"Are you going to hit me to death? You won't run away when you see me getting up? Your revenge is too strong." Qian Mingbi complained to Chu Yunpeng while covering his painful head. It's not.

"I said, where the hell is Qian Mingbi? I will sew your mouth shut sooner or later." Chu Yunpeng sat up and also covered his painful head from being hit by him.With him, even if I am reasonable, I become irrational.

"Where is what? What about this and this? You sew! You sew! If I have no mouth, who will kiss you, who will kiss you..." Qian Mingbi didn't have the nerve to say the following words.

Chu Yunpeng found a bath towel and wrapped it around his waist indiscriminately. If he stayed any longer, he would be mad at him to death.

Qian Mingbi looked at him who was about to leave and shouted, "Where are you going, you naked guy?"

"Can't you just shut your mouth? Don't worry, I won't treat you as dumb if you shut your mouth." Chu Yunpeng wished he could find a dumb medicine to make him dumb right now.

"I'm not dumb." Qian Mingbi muttered while sitting on the bed like a doormat.

"Alas... Peng..." Before Qian Mingbi could say anything, he was dismissed by "shut up".

"In fact, they want to say that it is inconvenient for you to go to work without pants, and they want to buy them for you. Why don't you let them talk?" Qian Mingbi sat on the bed angrily and twirled his fingers, looking like a little daughter-in-law .

Chu Yunpeng listened to what he said word for word, dare he is planning to buy himself pants!

"Then can I trouble you to buy a pair of pants for me?"

Qian Mingbi jumped off the bed when he heard his words "Whoosh...". "Is this what you're begging me for?"

Chu Yunpeng looked at the person in front of him who was playing tricks on him, what else could he say, he could only nod in resignation.

"Yeah...you begged me! You are finally willing to admit that I am better than you!" Chu Yunpeng looked at the people who were jumping and circling in front of him, and he dared not only have brain problems, but also ears.Shaking his head helplessly, he sat back at his desk.

Qian Mingbi couldn't close his mouth when he smiled.He didn't even know that he buttoned his clothes wrongly.

Chu Yunpeng covered his ears, if he kept listening to the noisy voice, he would drive himself crazy.

"I'm leaving!" Qian Mingbi put on his clothes and stood in front of him.

Chu Yunpeng looked at his wrongly buttoned clothes and kindly reminded him, "Are you sure you want to go out dressed like this?"

Qian Mingbi looked down at himself, then at him.

"Hahaha... I am dressed like this and I am better than you who are bare-chested." Qian Mingbi walked out with a smile.

Chu Yunpeng looked at the back of him leaving, really wished to slap himself hard, mouth is cheap, I call you mouth cheap, if you are not angry, it means you are dead.

Qian Mingbi put away his twitching lips, collected himself, and reached out to knock on the door of Manager Wang's office.

"Manager Wang, I would like to ask you for leave for a while." Qian Mingbi didn't have a smile on his face at this time, on the contrary, there was an expression of chagrin and frustration on his face.

(Qian Mingbi, it’s a pity that you don’t want to be an actor, you are such an emoji)

"Well, you go!" Manager Wang knew that he was definitely going to buy pants for the president.He thought that it would be bad for him to offend anyone, so he insisted on offending the high-ranking CEO.I really can't eat and walk around!pitiful!

In addition to feeling sorry for him, Manager Wang is still sorry!Good luck to you!

Qian Mingbi walked out of the company and went all the way to the shopping mall.

Looking at the dazzling array of pants in front of him, he went crazy.He always buys the cheapest trousers from small vendors when he buys them himself.But the cheapest trousers in front of him... Qian Mingbi looked at the price tag in his hand, "one, ten, one hundred, one thousand" Oh my god!I dare say these pants are made of gold.Qian Mingbi shook the price tag in his hand and touched his pocket.Oh my god, my one month salary will be wasted on these pants.Qian Mingbi really complained for himself, if he knew it was so expensive, he might as well let him be naked!

The salesperson originally had a good impression of the fair little man who came in just now, but seeing his subsequent actions almost blinded her.You shouldn't come here if you don't have money, what kind of uncle are you!The salesperson whispered to each other.

Qian Mingbi is now fully focused on his wallet, so he doesn't care about what they say.

Bite the bullet, took out the phone and dialed out, "Peng, Ang... I want to say..." "Say what you want to say!" "Well... I want to say why can I buy a pair of ordinary sweatpants first and pay for it?" Is it?" Chu Yunpeng didn't expect that the people on the phone would even bargain for a pair of pants for him.

"Try wearing sweatpants with the leader tied up." Chu Yunpeng just felt that his ears were clearer, but he didn't expect to be entangled by him again. "Hang up if you have nothing to do!" "Oh... don't hang up yet, I don't want to buy sweatpants, but how big are your pants?" "32" Chu Yunpeng hung up the phone after leaving a sentence.

"32", are you that fat?How is it possible to be so fat?Is it a tall but not fat.Qian Mingbi walked to the cashier with the selected trousers.

"Can you give me a pair of three-foot-two pants?"

"Sir, are you sure you want to buy three-foot-two pants?" The salesperson looked Qian Mingbi carefully.

"Yes! He said he was 32." Qian Mingbi scratched his head in confusion.

"Is the person who you need to buy pants for him fat?" The salesperson looked at the innocent expression in front of him, but he was actually quite cute.I decided to help him anyway.

"Not fat, he's tall, and he's in good shape." Qian Ming recalled his figure with color and imagined.

"Then, sir, what you need are two-foot-four pants instead of three-foot-two," the salesperson explained to Qian Mingbi with professional knowledge.

After the successful transaction, Qian Mingbi touched his suffocated pocket with one hand, and walked out of the shopping mall to the company with the bag in the other hand.