parody of madmen

There is no way to feel at ease with such a big house.Then, I rest, Akashi-kun good night. Heizi said, turned over, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Akashi was so angry that he almost lost his breath, and really wanted to gouge out that man's eyes with a knife.He saw that Heizi hadn't fallen into a deep sleep yet, and he didn't dare to curse, so he could only condemn Heizi countless times in his heart, this infatuated shadow basketball player who was rare in a thousand years.Akashi felt that his temper was getting better and better, especially in front of Kuroko, he couldn't get angry at all.He didn't know how many times Vulcan had to pour cold water on Heizi to make him completely give up, especially the phrase "people will never die if they die" made him ready to give up in advance.

"Maybe I'm doing useless work just like you?" Akashi was too sleepy, after asking himself such a question, he started dating Duke Zhou to his heart's content before he could answer...

"Mr. Qingfeng!"

Kuroko, who was sleeping soundly, unexpectedly dreamed of the scene of the accident. He suddenly woke up from the dream, sweating profusely. Seeing that Akashi was still sleeping like mud, he stroked his chest and let out a sigh of relief.Unexpectedly, Akashi was also talking in his sleep, his lips opened and closed slightly, and he couldn't hear what he was saying.Heizi felt that there was no need for him to eavesdrop on what he was talking about, so he continued to sleep.

The morning sun was extremely dazzling, and Akashi was forced to get up by the sun.He complained about why he didn't draw the curtains to sleep last night, and was about to get up, when he found that the black man next to him was long gone, and the half of the bed was well covered, and he didn't know how he didn't wake himself up.Akashi got dressed and came to the living room, and saw that the overnight tea on the coffee table had been poured out, the cups had been washed and replaced with a cup of freshly brewed coffee, and even the dirt on the floor had been cleaned.The curtains were drawn, the windows were open, and there was a white calla lily in the glass.

"It seems that he has recovered." Akashi smiled secretly and walked into the restaurant. On the table were milk and bread slices bought by Kuroko, and there was a note left by him next to him: "Akashi-kun, get up and eat quickly, as long as the door is closed It's fine. I have something to go out, just call me if you need me. "

"Oh my God, don't tell me you're going to a lunatic's house again tonight!" Akashi sighed, sitting at the table and enjoying the breakfast that Kuroko brought.The milk was a bit cold, and Akashi felt a little uncomfortable after drinking it, and he didn't want to heat it up.It turned out that he was used to being served by servants at home, and had exquisite and delicious food every day. This time it was his turn to toss about breakfast, and he suddenly became lazy and unwilling to move.

When Kise woke up, he saw Vulcan lying next to him, and started to smirk into his face.Vulcan was awakened by the laughter, and wanted to continue to sleep, but Kise would definitely interfere with him and prevent him from resting. After all, he is a lunatic, and he cannot be expected to do the same things as ordinary people.

"Sit down and don't move." Vulcan said, tidying up Huang Lai's clothes, combing his disheveled hair with a comb, and carefully wiping off the dust on his face with a towel.Kise sat obediently, blinking her eyes and motionless, enjoying Vulcan's "service".

"If he wasn't crazy, what a perfect person Kise would be." Vulcan sighed in his heart, fastened the last button for him, said "Okay" lightly, then stood up and went to the kitchen to prepare for the new day food.

Kise, who was neatly dressed and looked clean, was still sitting on the bed, smashing the Vulcan basketball around on the ground, watching the basketball roll out of the door, and continued to sing his own rhythmless chant loudly.Vulcan was listening in the kitchen, and wanted to close the door, but he was afraid that Kise would not be able to hear clearly when he called, so he could only bury his head and endure the artificial noise.He loves Kise, but it doesn't mean he can accept everything about a madman, such as those songs.But Vulcan wants Kise to sing like this, at least it means that Kise is happy and carefree, he would rather listen to noise and be deaf every day than watch Kise squatting in a corner crying all day.

Singing and singing, it's just that Vulcan made a fatal mistake and forgot to close the window.As soon as he took out some tomatoes from the refrigerator, the neighbor who was so noisy by Kise immediately slapped on his door fiercely.

"Open the door, open the door!"

"Here we come..." Vulcan groaned secretly in his heart, so he had to tear off his apron and run to the door.

"Your lunatic started singing again, making my husband unable to sleep well!" The little woman at the door with akimbo and raised eyebrows permed her curly hair like a lion, and cursed loudly, "You know what? Your lunatic is very Disturb the people!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." Vulcan knew that this kind of woman was the top grade among tigresses, and he couldn't provoke her at all, so he could only compromise in a low voice.

"Why don't you send him to the madhouse!"

"I'm sorry, but he can't leave me." Vulcan held back the anger in his heart and continued to apologize in a low voice.

"Early death, good morning!" the woman muttered bitterly, and wanted to turn around and leave, but Vulcan's anger could no longer be suppressed and broke out directly. He rushed over, grabbed the woman by the collar and pressed it against the wall, asking angrily: " What did you say just now? You were cursing Kise, right!"

With Heizi away, Vulcan found himself particularly irritable.

"What's wrong! Dissatisfied..." The woman was a little panicked, but she still replied forcefully.

"I told you, I'm wrong if he quarrels with you. If you say that about him, don't blame me..." Vulcan was about to get angry when he said that, the woman suddenly shouted, "Husband! Hurry up and save me!" !"

Vulcan immediately panicked, he knew that the woman's husband owned a tavern, and he was famously not to be messed with on this street, and his strong lumpy flesh made others look at him sideways.He wanted to let go immediately, but the door next door was kicked open, and the man rushed out and pulled Vulcan: "What are you doing? Are you looking for death? How dare you touch my woman!"

"Who told this shrew to scold Kise Ryota, she deserves it!" The biggest characteristic of Vulcan is that he refuses to admit defeat, let go of the woman's idea of ​​fighting a man to the death, and started fighting with him in the crowded corridor.The two were evenly matched, and with Vulcan's super tall stature and the muscles he developed from playing basketball, he was still good at dealing with this man.The tussle between the two was like a man-made earthquake.

"I'll make you crazy!" The man waved his fist and threw it at Vulcan, who dodged directly, then pulled his arm and twisted it inward. The man wanted to struggle, but Vulcan's hands were not weak, and he died Clinging to him tightly and not letting go.The woman yelled in fright, hoping that someone would help her. Unexpectedly, Huang Lai who was in the Vulcan House heard the sound and rushed out. Watching the two fight, she was stunned for a long time, and then rushed over with a roar, and directly stretched her muscles The man pushed down.The man's head hit the railing, and he let out a muffled cry. Vulcan shook his sore arm, and immediately pushed Kise, "Kise, go back!"

"Let you bully my little Vulcan!" The lunatic stood on the ground watching them and roared.Vulcan looked at Kise with gratitude and nervousness, he didn't expect the lunatic to be so strong, and the two of them probably weren't their opponents, but he knew that Kise's current situation was more dangerous than himself.

"I'll kill you lunatic!" The woman said, throwing herself on Huang Lai and strangling him tightly. Huang Lai yelled in pain and couldn't help herself. He hugged Vulcan tightly from behind, even though Vulcan kicked his arms and legs wildly, he would never let go.Vulcan was burning with anxiety, screaming and watching his Kise who was tortured by a woman but couldn't help him, wanted to break free but couldn't fight back...

"Uh...Little Vulcan..." Kise called for help with difficulty.

"Stop yelling!" The woman grinned, but felt a chill behind her, as if someone was approaching, she turned her head abruptly, only to see a boy in a black shirt wring her hand away...

"Damn it! When did you appear?" The woman let go of her hand in fright, and took a few steps back.Huang Lai let out a long breath, and immediately slumped on the ground, covering his red neck and shaking his head.

"I'm sorry, I came here at the beginning." Heizi explained.

"Heizi?" Huo Shen saw that the man's attention was also diverted, and the strength of hugging him was a little lighter, so he broke away from him and kicked him on the man's head with one leg, and the basketball shoes hit the man's head A big gash was made, and blood flowed profusely immediately.The man let go of his hand in pain, and Vulcan kicked the man's stomach with his legs again. The man screamed in pain, squatted down and covered his stomach, not daring to move.

"If you are acquainted, get out!" Vulcan said coldly.

"Yes... let's go now... we will never again..." The man reluctantly stood up, hugged the woman and staggered into the house, then closed the door hard and never came out again.After Vulcan settled down, he went over to help Huang Lai stand up, and then said softly to the person in front, "Heizi, thank you! If you hadn't come, the situation would have been very troublesome."

"Vulcan Lord, why do you?" Heizi said lightly, "Don't make trouble again, I can't come here at any time. Moreover, even if I come, I can't help you. Qingfeng-kun knows that I didn't know anything before. Will fight, only they help me fight."

"If it weren't for you, we would be finished today!" Vulcan said gratefully, "Come in and have a meeting!"

"I came to your house in the first place!" Heizi was a little amused, but a faint sadness welled up in his heart.The relationship between him and Vulcan did not know when it became so blunt, "Vulcan Lord, are you okay?"

"It's okay, but Kise..." Vulcan really couldn't let go of the person next to him. "His neck is red..."

"Little Vulcan! Kise is fine! Also, thank you