Reporter Guan's internet celebrity

The spacious SUV became crowded in an instant after the well-known cow got in. Guan Ming held the door and looked at it for a long time, making sure that it didn't intend to get out of the car, and couldn't help but "hiss" , turned his head and asked the onlookers next to him: "What does this mean?"

Zhao Wen rubbed his blushing face, his eyes lit up: "I probably fell in love with you, and I took the initiative to admit the master, Brother Guan, I think it's okay, take it with you!"

Lao Qin expressed his disbelief: "No way, Guan Ming, who hates dogs, can an animal approach? Hey Guan Ming, didn't you say that you saw it fall into a pit before? According to your urinating nature, it must be Didn't help, did it?"

Zhou Lin nodded beside him: "Yes, we were busy with interviews at the time."

Lao Qin slapped his thigh: "That's right! This cow is here to seek revenge! Guan Ming, take it easy, don't look at its horns that haven't grown up. When it grows up, it can kill you with one head!"

Guan Ming looked carefully, the horns of the bull really didn't grow up, they were short, like two white jade carrots on top of the head, they were clean, not even a trace of variegation, and it was so beautiful, he stretched out his hand to touch the horns. Touching it, it feels warm and moist, and I couldn't help but touch it again, but said in my mouth: "Just such a calf, the meat is fresh and tender, I can eat it up in two days, it seeks revenge on me... oh—— "

Before he could finish speaking, he was pushed on his chest by a bull.

It didn't hurt, but I was caught off guard and almost fell to the ground.

The onlookers laughed, and the owner of the farmhouse also came to join in the fun: "This cow is spiritual, why don't you just take it back and raise it."

Zhao Wen immediately echoed: "Yes, yes, take it, take it back and keep it as a pet, and I will raise it for you."

Guan Ming was a little unhappy at first, but he didn't know what was going on. When he saw the big and bright black eyes of this cow, he thought of Bian Xing for no reason. In addition, the pattern on his forehead looked like starlight, which also resembled the cow. When the word "star" touched the edge, he agreed in a strange way: "OK!"

After finishing speaking, he closed the rear door, waved goodbye to everyone, and sat in the front co-pilot.

Guan Ming is now unemployed. He and Zhao Wen and Zhou Lin, who are also unemployed, rented a whole set of farmhouses in the suburbs. It is cheap and affordable, and the environment is good. There is a river next to it, and the river is full of grass. This season is a green season. .

After returning, Guan Ming took out the fishing rod and put the bucket on it: "Let's go, let's herd the cows."

Three people and one bull came to the river, Guan Ming touched the bull's horns with his legs, and pointed to the grass in front of him: "See, this is all yours, you can eat whatever you want, go!"

However, the cow was not moved at all, and just followed him wherever he went.

Guan Ming guessed that it might not be hungry, so he ignored it and sat down to put the bait on his own.

Zhao Wen and Zhou Lin are very rare about this cow. Zhao Wen is a fuzzy person, he touched and touched the cow, and couldn't put it down: "Oh, this cow is so clean and cute, why does it just stare at you? , I like it so much, it doesn't even look at me."

Zhou Lin laughed beside him: "If you like good-looking people, then they also like Brother Guan to be good-looking."

After speaking, he picked up the camera and took a quick picture of Niu.

The two surrounded the cow, like a baby, discussing a name for it for a while, talking about making some fun videos, and being a pet broadcaster. After chatting for a long time, they found that Guan Ming didn't participate in the whole process.

Zhao Wen turned his head to look: "What is Brother Guan doing?"

Zhou Lin was also a little puzzled: "Looks like you are laughing?"

Zhao Wen: "No way... Where is the joke?"

The two leaned closer, but before they could speak, they suddenly surprised the big fish that Guan Ming threw up. Guan Ming threw the fish into the bucket, splashed out a large puddle of water, and then quickly calmed down, talking with others. The fish squeezed together inside, swimming with difficulty.

Zhao Wen was taken aback: "My dear boy! Did you catch five fish in just such a short time?"

Seeing Guan Ming's high-spirited smile, the two finally knew what he was happy about. Zhou Lin squatted down and shook the bucket: "Brother Guan, you are really lucky! I remember you said that you always go fishing Jiang Taigong's..."

Seeing the calf approaching, Guan Ming raised his hand to touch its horns: "It's a lucky thing to resign, what a coincidence, do you think my previous bad luck was given to me by the idiot unit?"

The cow suddenly dodged his eyes, lowered his head, and shrank his neck.

Guan Ming felt empty in his hand: "...?"

At this time, someone shouted not far away: "Hey? Is that Guan Ming?"

Guan Ming turned his head and saw three men with cameras coming over, looked around at their equipment, put down their fishing rods and stood up.

The three came to the front, and the middle-aged man at the head smiled and stretched out his hand: "It's really Guan Ming, I almost didn't recognize him after taking off my glasses, hello, I'm a self-media, Pigeon Video."

Pigeon Video is well-known in the industry, and has also cooperated with Lao Qin. They have also contributed to the short-term hype of Bian Xing this time. Guan Ming shook hands with him in a face-saving way: "Hello, why are you here?"

The middle-aged man sighed: "Oh, we wanted to do an exclusive interview with Bian Xing, but unfortunately we couldn't get in touch with him. Fortunately, someone saw him appearing at the station today, so we chased him all the way, but he ran too fast and lost track of him." .”

"He came to City H?" Guan Ming was a little surprised, "But the station is not close to here, how did you come here?"

Middle-aged man: "I came here after chasing and chasing. We thought he knew you, so we came here to ask."

Guan Ming smiled: "Then you will be disappointed, I didn't see him."

The middle-aged man was a little suspicious, but he also had the nerve to ask. Thinking that Guan Ming's popularity is not low, he changed his decision temporarily: "Then can we interview you?"

Guan Ming changed his luck today, and he was in a good mood: "Okay, just stay here."

That night, Pigeon Video released their new interview. The subject of the interview was Guan Ming. It can be seen that this company is very careful about the content. Although it is an interview decided on a temporary basis, the questions asked are quite good, and they will dig out the interviewees. The characteristics of the author, looking for interesting points, making memes and playing memes, as soon as it is released, the number of reposts will rise.

"Hahahaha Guan Ming is a joke, right? Why is he being interviewed while fishing? He looks like a retired old man."

"The key fishing skills are still very good, the fish in this river are almost caught by him, right?"

"Not only fishing, but also cattle herding. Absolutely. What kind of leisurely retirement life is this?"

"This cow is so clean, beautiful and cute, is it kept as a pet?"

"I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"Is Niu Niu asking for petting? Guan Ming, you want to pet me!"

"Niu Niu is wronged, Guan Ming, you have no heart!"

"I doubt that Niu Niu can understand human speech. Every time the reporter asks a question, it doesn't move. After the reporter finishes asking, it goes to see Guan Ming."

"Yes, and its eyes seem to be able to talk!"

The popularity of the interview video was very high. The original topic was about Guan Ming’s business scope. By the way, he talked about interesting things about his previous studies and work. Unexpectedly, everyone’s attention finally went to Niu. A large group of netizens went to Guan Ming Under the account, they screamed and begged to post pictures of Niu Niu.

However, at this time, Guan Ming had already forgotten about the interview. He had just finished dinner and was sitting in the yard calling Bian Xing.

"Hello, the phone you dialed has been turned off..."

Guan Ming waited patiently for a few minutes before calling again.

"Hello, the phone you dialed has been turned off..."

Guan Ming: "..."

The cow gently pushed him beside him, and he pushed the cow's head away casually: "Hey Zhao Wen, have you fed the cow yet?"

Zhao Wen: "Hey."

"Then why does it keep hitting me? Not full?"

Zhao Wen smiled "hehe" and said, "Maybe, we don't have many vegetables after all."

Guan Ming jumped up suddenly: "What? You give it vegetables???"

Zhao Wen: "Yes, during the day, it didn't eat a bite of grass, so I thought that the grass might not suit its appetite, so I took out the vegetables at home and fed it, just a little bit, it must not be enough, or we Go to the vegetable market tomorrow to buy more."

Guan Ming was amused: "You're too prodigal, raising cattle with green vegetables? Do you know how expensive green vegetables are? I'll eat them sparingly!"

Zhao Wen murmured: "That's not as expensive as meat, it's much more cost-effective than raising a dog."

Guan Ming turned his head to look at the cow. The cow lowered its head, like a child who has done something wrong. He said angrily, "It's a good deal. If you fatten it up and sell it, you'll get back your money."

Zhao Wen immediately got on top of the old hen, ran over and stretched his arms to protect the cow: "Brother Guan, don't scare it, you can see that it has been wronged." Then he turned around and touched the cow's head, whispering softly, "Don't believe what he said, he just talks sharply, his heart is soft, and he can't betray you."

Guan Ming snorted coldly: "Who said I'm soft-hearted? Starting tomorrow, let it earn its own rations. One of you will open an account for it and let it be a cute pet broadcaster. After deducting operating costs, the rest will belong to you." it."

Zhao Wen: "..."

God damn operating costs.

Guan Ming turned around and continued to call Bian Xing. After persisting for nearly an hour, he still couldn't get through. He thought for a while, then dialed the call to station S, and asked his former colleagues to help find the phone numbers of the old man Bian's children. After much trouble, Contacted the supporting teachers in the village.

The supporting teacher heard that he was inquiring about Bian Xing, so he hurried to the old man's house and called back to tell him that Bian Xing was not in the village.

Guan Ming thought it was a bit outrageous to hear what the pigeon said in the video before, but now he has some confidence in his heart: "Has he arrived in City H?"

Supporting teacher: "His dad said he went to the theater troupe, and the theater troupe is in the local county."

Guan Ming remembered that Bian Xing was learning shadow puppetry: "Then can you please ask me the phone number of the troupe?"

The supporting teacher agreed and quickly sent him the phone number.

Guan Ming called the troupe again, and they said that Bian Xing was not in the troupe and had recently asked for leave to go home.

Guan Ming counted the time, and suddenly felt a little uneasy. His family said that he had gone to the theater troupe, and the theater troupe said he had gone home. This should be placed on the students in the school, and he could guess that they were absent from class to play games or something. But according to his observation, the side Xing is simple and capable, filial and eager to learn, not like a child who would do things without telling his family and friends.

The pigeon video said that he was seen at the station in City H, did he really come here?You can't come here to find yourself, right?Before today's interview video was released, few people knew that they were in City H, but if Bian Xing went to Province S to inquire about it, it's not impossible...

Guan Ming stood up and paced back and forth in the yard: "Does anyone still turn off their mobile phones for more than an hour now?"

Zhao Wen: "Yes, it will be turned off when the battery runs out."

Guan Ming: "Bian Xing doesn't play with his mobile phone."

Zhao Wen: "That means it was stolen."

Guan Ming felt uneasy, turned around and entered the room: "I'll go out and look for it."

Zhao Wen and Zhou Lin looked at each other, a little confused. They had interviewed many people, and Guan Ming had indeed helped some interviewees, but after the show was over, why did he still care about them so much?Is the post-sale period too long?

Guan Ming simply changed his clothes and walked out: "I brought the key, you guys lock the door at night."

Passing by the cow, I touched its horns: "Remember to give it a stage name."

Zhao Wen and Zhou Lin: "..."

The author has something to say: Guan Ming: I can eat this calf and wipe it clean in two days.

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Guan Ming: It smells so good!