All the cp I knocked in Yokohama came true

Shinomiya She also stood there, without responding for a long time.

Like an ice sculpture, he gave up thinking, giving up behavior, and giving up breathing.

It wasn't until Dazai Osamu who was curious stepped forward and pushed him that Shinomiya Sheka woke up like a dream. He blinked, as if he hadn't woken up from some kind of huge blow, and looked at the phone in a daze——Cheng Taro's phone has been hung up.

He looked up at Osamu Dazai, and said a few words from his lips: "Dazai, help me book a ticket to leave Yokohama, right now."

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud, stretched out his palm and shook Shinomiya Shinomiya in front of him, "Sinomiya? Are you going to run away?"

Shinomiya She was also excited by his voice, and suddenly came back to his senses. He turned around twice anxiously, and kept opening and closing the cap of the pen in his pocket with his fingers, "No, I finally found a pen. Nice place, so much material..."

Osamu Dazai leaned forward and added: "Yes, yes, yes, and there is also the problem of your supernatural ability. Before it is resolved, I suggest you not to leave Yokohama."

"Ah." Shinomiya She also froze in place, his eyes lost luster, "It's just a Jousuke..."

He has already moved from the beautiful and peaceful Morioh Town to Yokohama because of that guy!He won't do the same escape because of the same person again!

"It's just a Jousuke. At worst, I'll just pretend I didn't hear Jotaro's call." He lowered his head anxiously to open the notebook, and opened the pen unconsciously. Just after making two strokes, he found that his beloved pen was bent Folded, the tip of the pen could not write any ink.

Did all the bad things come together?

Shinomiya She also retracted the pen with heartache, and pushed his glasses. Grief makes people calm. At this moment, he gradually calmed down, and there were endless countermeasures in his mind.

"Dazai."

"En?" Osamu Dazai looked at the series of operations of his friend with a smile, "What's the matter? If you want to find a self-shark solution, here is a book I recommend for you..."

"No, it's not that far." Shinomiya also refused, "I want to ask you, the largest flower and bird market in Yokohama, where is the pet shop... I need to buy something."

"Well..." Osamu Dazai touched his chin.

Central Plains, who had been floating aside for a long time, suddenly said, "I know, are you going now?"

Shinomiya Shibuya and Dazai Osamu looked over in surprise.

"What's the matter!" Zhong Yuanzhong also read the deep meaning from their eyes, "It's true that I don't keep pets, but... I have given away my pet cat before, so I have been there."

"Pet cat?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows. Do ordinary superiors give such things to their subordinates?It's too easy to talk...

Sure enough, in the next second, in order to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings, Zhong Yuanzhong also explained: "It was when one of his subordinates voluntarily gave up the monetary reward and asked me to give him a cat...You guys What are you looking at, it’s just a cat!”

Shinomiya She also wanted to wipe a bitter tear for Osamu Dazai.

In other words, he also wanted to wipe his tears for Nakahara Nakaya, who fell in love with Dazai Osamu, and also fell in love with Dazai Osamu.

Although he is a high-level cadre of Mafia, he can not only enjoy life, take care of others, but also be patient and considerate. It is estimated that in the eyes of many people, Zhongyuanzhong is also a dream lover and an ideal partner.

But Zhongyuan Zhong also took a fancy to it...

Shinomiya even suspects that he has been in the Zhongyuan Zhongye for a long time, either because he has a crush on the Central Plains cadres, or because the standard of mate selection has increased exponentially, and the single rate has increased significantly.

"Let me guess, the pet your subordinates asked for should be related to orange color." Shinomiya Furu also glanced at Osamu Dazai's expression.

"Huh? That's right, how did Mr. Shinomiya guess?" Nakahara clicked his hat in confusion, "It's an orange cat with blue eyes."

"Ha, ha, ha." Dazai Osamu gave three "happy" laughs, "Of course it's easy to guess, because Chuya's hair is orange."

How dare you say it so frankly?This isn't the Osamu Dazai I know, is it?

Shinomiya also looked suspiciously at Osamu Dazai, as expected, the next second, Osamu Dazai smiled and added:

"Because Zhongye's subordinates work too hard. Every day he has to be squeezed by a dwarf, and his heart is inevitably unbalanced. Therefore, that subordinate must replace Zhongye with an orange cat. Whenever he feels uncomfortable, or at work Encountered setbacks, but also to clean up the mess made by the gravity ability, and once I get home, I will vent my anger on the orange cat!"

Osamu Dazai was serious, and he spoke clearly and logically, and Nakahara Chuya's face became more and more serious.

"If it's light, it's short of water and food, and if it's serious, it's beating and scolding!" Osamu Dazai shook his head, showing regret, "What a poor orange cat, just like that, was sent to the hands of the devil by the devil."

"How is it possible! Suzuki is such a nice person." Nakahara Nakahara seemed to be led into a pit by Osamu Dazai's words, and subconsciously refuted for his subordinates, "When I went to his house last time, he was still holding that orange cat Very affectionate, and the cat seems to have gained another five pounds..."

The expression on Dazai Osamu's face was slightly stiff, he turned around exaggeratedly, like a stage actor, turned his back, and spread his hands, "Okay, poor Chuya, the little dwarf who is always deceived ,Why."

Shinomiya stood beside Osamu Dazai, looking at the gloomy expression on his face, he wanted to laugh a little.

He took a step forward and interrupted the topic that had gone too far, "Then Mr. Zhongyuan, please send me the address."

Osamu Dazai puffed his face like an angry puffer fish. He ignored the two people exchanging contact information, walked up to Ryunosuke Akutagawa and Atsushi Nakajima leaning side by side in the corner, squatted down, "Hey, wake up!" Don't pretend to be asleep, we three old people can't carry you two teenagers, if you fall asleep again, you will be thrown here, I'll count to three, 1—"

The toes of the black leather boots moved.

"2--"

The eyeballs rolled under the eyelids.

"3--"

"Shua—" Both pairs of eyes opened in unison.

"Hmph." Osamu Dazai stood up with folded arms, looking down at the two teenagers.

Atsushi Nakajima was the first to be caught by his gaze, embarrassed, scratched his face, put his hands on the ground, and stood up smoothly, "Mr. Dazai..."

As soon as the [Moon Beast]'s ability recovered, most of the wounds on Atsushi Nakajima's body healed immediately. It looked miserable at the moment, but it was just an illusion forged by the previous bloodstains and tattered clothes.

Ryunosuke Akutagawa on the other side was just the opposite. Although he didn't look injured, it was difficult to get up at this moment. He wiped the blood from the corner of his lips, his voice was hoarse, his black and white eyes raised, and he looked straight at Looking at Osamu Dazai, "Ahem... Mr. Dazai."

"Ah, it seems that you are all awake." Osamu Dazai clapped his hands together, "Then we can rest assured."

Why don't you care?

Nakajima Atsushi and Akutagawa Ryunosuke asked the same question.

Osamu Dazai pushed Chuya Nakahara with a smile, and waved again, "Let's go, Chuya, Shinomiya, you've been busy all day, and it's time to eat something."

Akutagawa, Nakajima: "Then..."

"Since the two children have nothing to do, they can go home by themselves." Osamu Dazai was merciless, "Could it be that every time you finish the task, you can't even do such a small thing as going home by yourself?"

Nakajima became anxious, "But Akutagawa's body..."

Before he finished speaking, Akutagawa next to him clenched his fists and replied without hesitation: "Of course it can be done!"

"That's good." Osamu Dazai pulled one with each hand, without the slightest hesitation, pulled Shinomiya Kazuya out of the alleyway.

"Akutagawa..." Zhong Yuanzhong didn't resist his behavior, but he frowned with concern as soon as he left the alley.

"It's better not to disturb young people's dating, Chuya." Dazai Osamu had a caring face of an elder, "If you disturb others' dating, you will be kicked by a donkey."

"Ah? In love?" Nakahara was also shocked, "Who? You mean that kid Akutagawa? Who is he talking to?"

The astonishment on his face was completely genuine, and there was nothing fake about it.

"Oh." Dazai and Shinomiya sighed together.

"He Dun, probably." Si Gongshe also touched his scratched account book distressedly, "We don't talk about it now, we will talk about it soon."

He said, ignoring Zhongyuan Zhongye's persuasion, raised his hand to hail a taxi, and waved his hand.

"I won't be an eyesore here, for fear of being kicked by a donkey."

Shinomiya Shibuya got into the car door, and at the last moment of starting the car, he rolled down the window, and said to Nakahara Chuya heartbrokenly: "Mr. Nakahara, if you can't find Choker, you might as well ask Dazai, I think—he should know where."

Zhongyuan Zhong also blushed, and quickly covered his empty neck - he was not wearing anything on it. He did look for it when he went out, and thought he lost it somewhere in the hotel. Because of the urgent time, he didn't have time to look carefully. Looking for it, he hurried out the door.

Now, he suddenly realized that on weekdays, he can wear Choker or not, but today——

The fingertips covering the neck touched the bite wound on the back of the neck, and Zhong Yuanzhong also trembled all over, and his abilities burned like flames.

Huh, it's cool.Shinomiya She also sat on the back seat of the taxi and heaved a sigh of relief.

Cross the river and demolish the bridge Dazai Osamu, taste the bitter fruit yourself.

He took off his glasses, frowned, and wiped them with the lining of his trench coat.

"Where are you going, sir?" The driver blushed, peeking at Shinomiya Shinomiya's face with his glasses off from the rearview mirror.

"Aier's pet store, the one in Nimmachi." Shinomiya Furuya closed his eyes and meditated.

"That, that..." The driver, who had nothing to say, said, "Your two friends seem to be fighting there, is it okay?"

Shinomiya raised his head and leaned against the armchair, opened his eyes a little, and then closed them again quickly, "It's okay, they're just kidding around."

Real men never look back at the scene of domestic violence.

The driver glanced at the blood on his body. Most of the dried blood was solidified on the windbreaker like a print, making the handsome man in the back seat look like a wild artist. The face of this guest is so attractive that he can Let a Japanese taxi driver who has always been taciturn overcome his fear, and then talk to him: "But, I see that the man with black hair and sand-colored windbreaker has been beaten and vomited blood."

Shinomiya Shibuya: "Oh, that's really great."

Shiguya Shinomiya: "Oh, by the way, don't leave for a while, I will ask you to go to the Yokohama Grand Hotel after I go to the pet store to buy things."

Ten minutes later, the clerk carrying two transparent pet boxes nodded and bowed and sent Shinomiya Shiniya out the door, and put the two large boxes into the taxi that had been waiting for less than 10 minutes.

"This is..." How much did it cost?You must know that this pet shop can be called the most upscale even in the economically developed Yokohama.

Shinomiya She also closed the car door, only to see the driver staring at the pet box at his feet in shock.

"what happened?"

"Sorry, no, it's nothing." The driver stepped on the accelerator, "I'm just a little surprised, so you like keeping this kind of pet."

Shinomiya She also looked down at the pet box expressionlessly, raised his neck, and looked at him unblinkingly. The pets in the box looked extremely well-behaved.

"Yes, I really like it." Shinomiya Shinomiya said in a steady voice, like an emotionless killer, "Turtles are the best."

This is the Anti-Human Noble Phantasm, Dongfang Jousuke Special Attack, Turtle!

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Driver: Sir, your friend has been beaten until he vomits blood

Sigong: Oh, did he beg for mercy?

Driver: No, he kissed the other party, and now he has been beaten into the sky and disappeared!

（恶搞捏他，请勿当真：）感谢在2020-09-1423:14:19~2020-09-1521:56:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of red warning; 3 bottles of stupid strategy;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!