All the cp I knocked in Yokohama came true

Shinomiya Tsubasa was also very calm on the surface.

He followed behind Osamu Dazai, holding the laptop in one hand, with a calm expression and steady steps, seemingly as steady as an old dog, but in fact he panicked a lot.

He was so worried that the place he was going to was the hospital. Chuya Nakahara was lying on the hospital bed, and obstetrics and gynecology were written on the door. The doctor standing by the bed stared at the test sheet and told him in a serious manner that Chuya Nakahara had it. Then Osamu Dazai complained. He said to him: "You made the child and you are responsible!" General Sigong was speechless.

Thinking about it carefully, he came up with the [ABO] setting, and Zhongyuan Zhong was also tricked. Indirectly speaking, it is true that he made up the child.

"But you are also partly responsible for the child's failure!" He will definitely fight back like this, and then have a heated discussion on this issue, and maybe he will be the godfather of the child in the end, but after the two have discussed it, Mr. Zhongyuan has already escaped Hospital, take the child to run away to a foreign country!

How many fathers does the child of the strongest father run with the ball have?

The next book is up to you!

Shinomiya Tetsuya's thinking diverged, and when Osamu Dazai stopped in front of a building, he had already conceived the ending of the twins being flower girls and stepping into the wedding hall. Character.

I don't know what he was thinking about. Osamu Dazai, who has always been insightful into people's hearts, didn't see any clues from Shinomiya Shinomiya's calm and calm face. He only saw that Shinomiya was in a daze, and thought that the other party was thinking about Dongfang Jousuke. thing.

"arrive."

The sound awakened Sigong's contemplation, he looked up, and the scene in front of him made him a little stunned.

The endlessly flowing roads, towering skyscrapers, dazzling advertisements on neon lights and LED screens, men and women with shopping bags.

A few girls passing by covered their mouths and screamed softly, their eyes seemed to be hooked, and they fell on Shinomiya Sheya's face, and Shinomiya She also frowned and turned around, confused.

"You... come to buy something?"

This is a famous commercial street in Yokohama. All large and small shopping malls are located here. It is a place where many tourists and young people go shopping. However, there is neither a hospital nor Nakahara Nakaya’s house here. Osamu Dazai brought him here for a purpose.

He looked around perfunctorily, not sensitive to the noisy voices and crowds around him, "I'm here too, let's talk."

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, with a narrow smile on his face: "Are you so anxious to find out about that kid with a dung head?" I'm just curious what you brought me here for?"

He paused, remembering Jousuke's overly conspicuous airplane head, and said earnestly, "Don't be in Jousuke, cough...don't describe his hairstyle like that in front of that kid, this is my advice. "

He and Osamu Dazai have been friends for a short time. However, as two netizens, whether they are opponents or teammates, Shinomiya Tsuru also understands Dazai Osamu's character that he will never die if he doesn't mention it. Fortunately, once mentioned...

Osamu Dazai, who was just talking casually and had no interest in it, immediately raised his curiosity from zero to the alert value.

"Oh? Is that so?" Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes and smiled meaningfully.

"Well, that's right." Shinomiya Shinomiya's conscience won't hurt, he nodded, convinced that the next time we meet, Osamu Dazai will definitely say those three taboo words to Jousuke.

Although you have supernatural powers, Jousuke is just an ordinary person, but your ability is not lethal, and that kid Jousuke has learned something from Jotaro every day, and he looks like he can fight... ..

"Okay, that's all the gossip, if you have anything to say, I'm in a hurry to go back..."

"Go back and fall in love with the turtle?"

Shiguya Shinomiya: "..."

Si Gong She also: "If you don't speak human words, I will leave. When the time comes, don't come to me if you have anything to do. You can find Atsushi or Mr. Zhong Yuan."

Osamu Dazai was extremely decisive: "I want you to be my staff!"

ha?

Shinomiya She also suspected that he had heard something wrong. He was so smart that people wondered if Dazai Osamu stole the script from the screenwriter and asked him to be his adviser?

Shinomiya also thought about the intersection of his and Dazai Osamu's interests, and eliminated the remaining things that he was good at but Dazai Osamu was not good at...

!!!

???

Write h text? ? ?

Shinomiya She also had cracks on his calm face like an iceberg, his face was full of astonishment, his eyes widened, and he grabbed his pockets with trembling hands——

I didn't touch my most beloved pen.

Yes, the pen is broken, and it's sitting on the satin doily in the case...  

Kong Luoluo's palm brought back Shinomiya Shinomiya's rationality, and pulled back his wild horse-like thoughts. He belatedly noticed that Osamu Dazai was showing a little bit of twisting, and only then remembered that he didn't know at all. His other pseudonym is Gao Huang Se Shi.

Heaving a heavy breath, Shinomiya She also wiped the sweat from his forehead, looked around, and saw a coffee shop on the corner of the street, "Where should we go to talk?"

Several passers-by who "passed by" three or four times looked at the direction of his fingertips, ready to move, and some decisive people had already walked towards the coffee shop first.

"No." Osamu Dazai shook his head, "I just ask you to help me buy something."

Shinomiya Shinoya's eyes lit up, "What is it, the ring that proposed to Mr. Nakahara?"

Osamu Dazai rolled his eyes and touched his chin, "I think it would be nice to buy the ring..."

No way!Really!

Shinomiya She was also full of energy immediately. While wondering whether Dazai Osamu, who was suddenly very generous and took the initiative, had been dropped by someone, his eyes seemed to be searching around, looking for a suitable jewelry store.

"But that's not the point, come with me!" Osamu Dazai took the lead, leading Shinomiya Tsukasa into the shopping mall, and went straight to——

"Sigong! Sigong! Do you think the yellow checked one looks better or the blue and white floral one?"

Shinomiya was also sitting on the taro-colored cushioned bench, with his legs spread apart, his elbows on his knees, his hands crossed on his forehead, his eyes staring directly at the ground, the etiquette that had never been left behind fell apart at this moment .

who I am?where am i?what am i doing?

There are a series of voices of girls joking and laughing, and from time to time, figures pass by in front of them, walking into the fitting room with a stack of clothes of different colors and styles like a butterfly.

He wanted to go home, if only to the suite full of turtles.

"Sigong, Sigong!" The figure in front of him swayed back and forth, chattering endlessly.

Shinomiya She also wiped his face, raised his head, like an old man who has experienced vicissitudes of life, his brows are full of the exhaustion of life, he glanced perfunctorily at the skirts that Dazai Osamu was holding in his left and right hands:

One is a short dress with a yellow check point collar.

One is a long skirt with a blue and white floral ruffled collar.

Osamu Dazai showed the same sweet smile as the ladies around him, "Which one to choose?"

"Blue, blue." Sigong covered his face, and chose one boldly.

He is a book writer whose pen name is Gao Huangshi. He has written all kinds of plots, and he will never be surprised by any surprising reality. Shinomiya Shibuya didn't even have the heart to collect materials, he just wanted to die on the spot.

"That's right! I also think this one is more suitable!" Osamu Dazai happily raised the skirt in his hand, "That's it! Shinomiya will settle the bill for me!"

Shinomiya She also got up numbly, and followed the shopping guide with exquisite makeup to swipe the card to check out.

Dazai Osamu, carrying a shopping bag, hummed and headed for the next store.

"Wavy chestnut curly hair, or black and long straight?"

"White flats or French ballet shoes?"

"Do you want to wear a necklace? Sure enough, you still have to cover your neck..."

Shinomiya Shinomiya also followed behind Osamu Dazai like a zombie, shopping made him autistic, but Osamu Dazai in front of him was still excited and not tired at all.

After Osamu Dazai went to the cabinet sister and asked for help with makeup, the silent Shinomiya finally couldn't help it!

Just now he was in a daze and didn't pay attention to what Dazai Osamu bought. Now he took out these skirts, wigs, and flat shoes to have a look - each of them fit Dazai Osamu's size!

"At first I thought you were trying to trick Mr. Zhongyuan, so you bought these things. Later, I thought you were cheating on a scumbag and found another woman outside, but I didn't understand until now...you I want to be a bigwig in women's clothing... So, what do you want to do?"

Osamu Dazai closed his eyes halfway, his clear and noble facial features became indistinguishable under the hands of the make-up artist, he was applying eye shadow on his eye sockets, while he was putting on make-up, he was chatting with the make-up artist lady, telling each other With a smile all over his face, Shinomiya Tsuru also suspected that if Osamu Dazai was not putting on makeup, he would have invited the other party to jump into the river to die in love at this moment, and the other party would have agreed without hesitation.

"It's not obvious enough?" Osamu Dazai chuckled, "Look at that light pink shopping bag."

He shook with a smile, the makeup artist almost didn't paint crookedly, scolded him coquettishly, and continued to paint without complaint.

Shinomiya rummaged through a bunch of shopping bags and found the pale pink one—it contained an oval cotton product, with a raised center in the center and a slowly concave periphery, with two straps on both sides of the circle.

How does it feel to...

Shinomiya Shinomiya's head was full of black lines, and a great book title flashed into his mind at this moment——

How many fathers does the child of the strongest father run with the ball have?

No, no way!

Shigong Shiya: Pupil earthquake.

Ten magnitude earthquake.

"Help me." Osamu Dazai has finished putting on makeup, and even put on a wig on top of his head. At this moment, he looks like a beautiful lady in masculine clothes, looking at Shinomiya Shinomiya with a smile.

Shinomiya Shibuya's nerves were overstimulated today, the threshold gradually increased, and at this moment he has no other ideas except numbness.

He changed hands, handed other things to Osamu Dazai, and took the folded paper in Osamu Dazai's hand.

Osamu Dazai was very excited, "I'm going to the fitting room to change! See you later!"

作者有话要说：四宫涉也：害怕.jpg感谢在2020-09-1900:53:20~2020-09-2023:17:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: 3 Canglanzhishui; 1 taciturn Dongfangyao;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!