All the cp I knocked in Yokohama came true

"Huh?" Jousuke raised his brows, a dangerous aura slowly surged from his body, and he stood up.

"Are you talking about my head? Are you talking about this head of cow dung?"

"Ahaha." Osamu Dazai waved his hands in front of him, and moved silently to the aisle.

He vaguely sensed that something was wrong, this was the intuition that had saved him from countless dangers over the years, and it was the reason why he was able to tirelessly provoke Chuya in the Central Plains every day, and was still lucky enough to survive till now.

"The head of cow dung is too much, how can there be someone with a head like cow dung?"

Very good, not only mentioned that taboo word, but also mentioned it twice in one breath.

This is not to extinguish the fire, but to directly move the gas station to the scene of the fire and add fuel to the fire.

Behind Dongfang Jousuke, a pink-blue stand-in suddenly appeared. This is a stand-in with A-level speed and strength [CrazyDiamond]. To Osamu Dazai...

Dongfang Jousuke was so dazzled by anger that he didn't realize it at the moment.

Osamu Dazai hugged his arms tightly, with an ignorant and fragile face, exuding a weak, helpless and pitiful aura. He pretended to wipe away the frightened tears from the corners of his eyes, and put his hands on his belly very deliberately—the protruding belly , Sponge pad.

"Did I say something wrong, Dongfang-kun?" Osamu Dazai blinked, "Do you hate hearing questions about hairstyles?"

Cold drops of water fell down his cheeks, Shinomiya She also raised his head, took out a handkerchief from his inner pocket, and wiped off the water on his face.

The physical cooling temporarily calmed his overheated mind. He supported the sink, and the man in the mirror squinted his eyes slightly. There was still a blush on his pale face, as if he had been shaken by something. prove.

"Papa!" He patted his face, knocked his chaotic thoughts out of his head, and put on the glasses that were set aside.

He has to go back quickly, although that kid Jousuke is a little clever, but in Dazai's hands, it's not enough to take a trip, in case Dazai is doing something wrong while he's not around...

Thinking of this, Shinomiya Tsuru also left quickly, and as soon as he walked out of the bathroom, he saw Jousuke standing in front of Osamu Dazai, and couldn't help raising his fist.

Can make such a good character so angry that he wants to hit someone!Osamu Dazai, you really said that, right?

When he was beating Dazai, he was extremely happy, but now that he really saw Dazai was going to be beaten, Shinomiya even felt a little panicked.

After all, the previous beating was done by Zhong Ye in the Central Plains, which is considered domestic violence, and the internal conflicts of the young couple, even if they are injured, are called love crit.

Now, with help and anger, the "innocent pregnant woman" is punished with an iron fist. This is called murder in the street, and the people will report it to the Public Security Bureau.

The object of worry is the perpetrator, Shinomiya Tsutomu didn't find it strange at all.He rushed back in a panic, obviously only about ten meters away, but it seemed so far away.

He watched what Osamu Dazai said, and Jousuke, who was looking at the coffee cup with a bitter face, suddenly changed his expression and stood up with his fists clenched.

"Jousuke!" Shinomiya Furu did not care about any etiquette, he started running in the quiet coffee shop.

However, in the next second, his eyes widened and he lost his words.

Behind Higashikazu Josuke, a pink and blue shadow slowly floated out, like a spirit behind him, but obviously not a person, that thing seemed to be following Josuke's command, and raised its fist together with him——

Invisible!

I can't see the trajectory of the punch at all!

Shinomiya Tsuru, who was running, could only see that the figure's fist landed on Dazai Osamu first, but Dazai Osamu did not move at all. Instead, the figure accidentally touched Dazai Osamu's hand on his stomach, Like hitting a barbed glass, it shatters and disappears.

Dongfang Jousuke trembled, as if waking up from a dream, he hastily withdrew his hand, the inertia that had not yet dissipated pressed down, and his fist hit the table——

"Clang!"

The wooden table made a loud noise and broke immediately.

Dongfang Jousuke subconsciously summoned a substitute, and without Dazai Osamu's contact, the substitute reappeared, and the table that had just fallen to the ground was restored from fragments to the original one second before the waiter came to check it. The table, even the cups and saucers were intact.

The boy rubbed his head in a daze, vaguely remembering that he heard Teacher Shinomiya's call.

He looked back, and the man with scarlet pupils was standing behind him with his hands in his pockets and a cold expression on his face.

Shinomiya She was also dumbfounded.

He stopped the clerk who passed by and apologized: "I'm sorry, my friends had a little quarrel with them, it's not a big problem."

He took out his wallet to check out, "Accidentally made a noise, we are embarrassed to continue in the store, this fee is just compensation, sorry."

Without giving the two people a chance to talk and explain, Shinomiya Tsuru also paid the bill and fled out of the coffee shop quickly.

"Just now, something miraculous happened." Osamu Dazai paced behind Shinomiya, not in a hurry to catch up. Sure enough, within a minute, Shinomiya also slowed down. , panting slightly, they were overtaken by them after a while.

Osamu Dazai squeezed his chin, with a puzzled expression on his face, "Oh, did I accidentally hallucinate? I always feel like seeing the table shatter and then recover..."

"Well, I... I'm really sorry just now!" Jousuke stroked his hair, and bowed at ninety degrees to Osamu Dazai without hesitation, "I, as soon as I heard about the hair The topic couldn't help but get out of control, but fortunately I didn't hurt you just now, I'm really sorry!"

He bowed again, and when Osamu Dazai said he didn't mind, he got up slowly, and said with a dry smile:

"As for what happened just now, it was probably some kind of hallucination, ahaha."

He glanced at Shinomiya Shinomiya cautiously, and found that the other party was not looking at him at all.

"Oh, a hallucination." Osamu Dazai deliberately emphasized the accent, and as expected, he saw Higashija Jousuke shrugging his shoulders like a Shiba Inu who had been named.

"It seems that the doctor is right. After pregnancy, it's easy to think about things." Osamu Dazai held his cheeks, his face full of melancholy.

Si Gongshe also endured and endured, and finally couldn't hold back, "The child has 'miscarried', what are you still talking about here? You should go to the doctor immediately!"

"What!!!" Dongfang Josuke and Dazai Osamu exclaimed in unison.

Their eyes fell on Osamu Dazai's flat belly at the same time. The raised arc seemed to be a dream a few minutes ago, and it was gone now.

Osamu Dazai touched his belly and said in panic, "My child! Where is my child!"

Dongfang Jousuke is stupid. He doesn't understand that the fetus in the stomach can disappear if it disappears?Or......

"Let's go, let him go find the 'child' by himself!" Shinomiya Tsuya grabbed Higashikata Jousuke's arm, his gaze like a sword.

For the first time since Moriomachi left, he looked at Jousuke so seriously.

The boy tensed up in bewilderment, and subconsciously stretched his hands into his arms, trying to tidy up his slightly messy hairstyle with a comb.

It's a pity that Shinomiya She didn't give him this chance.

"I have something to ask you." Shinomiya She also paused every word, "Let's talk."

He pulled Josuke around two turns, but couldn't find a suitable place, so he had to take Josuke to take a taxi back to the hotel.

"Where do you live?" Shinomiya She also stared at the elevator buttons.

"1602, that, Shinomiya-sensei..." Dongfang Jousuke glanced at his side secretly, "My room is a bit messy, how about..."

As soon as he said it, he couldn't help but spurn himself.

He obviously just wanted to go to Shinomiya-sensei's room, so why make such a bad excuse!

"Oh?" Shinomiya's expressionless face slowly unfolded, and he raised his eyebrows slightly, like a siren lying on the bow "reluctantly" agreeing to the sailor's request to swim together, "That's really great, I'm sure you'll 'love' that room very much."

Ding--

The elevator doors slowly slid open to both sides, and Shinomiya Shinoya took the lead, leading Dongfang Jousuke to the door of the room.

"I'm going to open the door." Shinomiya Shinomiya smiled, "Jousuke..."

"En?" Dongfang Jousuke, who didn't realize it, followed Shinomiya Shinoya into the door, he was attracted by Shinomiya's call, and he didn't even see——

In the lovely round blue and white porcelain pot, there are lively and happy tortoises.

"Welcome to my room."

Sure enough, it is Mr. Shinomiya's arrogant style. No matter where I live, I want to live in the best and most comfortable place. However, what are these small pots that don't match the room decoration at all...

"Ah!!! Don't come here!"

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"Hello! Hello?" Osamu Dazai turned around in a circle, made another call, but was cut off decisively, "Ah, ruthless Shinomiya, just abandon me like this!"

A one-man show is really boring. Osamu Dazai complained a few words, looked down at Yimapingchuan below his chest, and gently shook his soft and straight chest, "Fortunately, the chest is still there. If the child... .It seems that it was disconnected and dropped at the moment Dongsuke Jousuke made a shot. It doesn't look like a supernatural power, but it's a bit like..."

He didn't see 【CrazyDiamond】.

Osamu Dazai pondered for a moment, and traced all the information found by "Arrow", all of them flooded into his mind, and he quickly sorted them out and outlined the key points.

"A stand-in messenger?"

"Oh, anyway, Shinomiya has to worry about that time!" Osamu Dazai took out his phone, and it was almost time to get off work. "Today's 'surprise' for Chuya, I will never be late! I will never be absent!"

After finishing today's task report, Zhongyuan Zhong also pinched the center of his eyebrows, put on his coat, and prepared to leave work.

Although the mafia does not work on shifts, and there is no nine-to-five system at all, but no one in the world likes to work overtime except natural workaholics.

Today's report went well, and no one disturbed the recent mission. As expected, Dazai should stay in the hospital...

Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered the brim of his hat to cover his expression: he really didn't want to recall the expression of Sister Hongye looking at the mark on his neck after that day.

"Goodbye, Central Plains cadre."

"Well, goodbye, you have worked hard today." Nakahara Chuya walked all the way, saying hello all the way.

Suddenly, a sweaty subordinate ran over in a hurry, he was not breathing well, so he reported to Zhong Ye:

"Central Plains cadre! There is a woman looking for you below! She, she said..." The poor subordinate took a big breath, and finally said the second half of the sentence:

"She said she was your child's mother!"

Zhong Yuan also had a question mark on his face, "Child? I'm not married yet, where did the child come from..."

The subordinate glanced at him cautiously, and thought about his words:

"The woman said that the one in her stomach is..."

The author has something to say: No matter how angry Jousuke is, he probably won’t do anything to a real pregnant woman (even if he can fix her)

It's his subconscious that Dazai is a counterfeit, that's why he...

I'm writing this because I'm afraid that the cuties who haven't watched Jo will misunderstand Jousuke as a bad boy who can punch pregnant women hard.

实际上他好像对自己的老妈就毫不留情地重拳出击了来着（大雾感谢在2020-09-2223:57:35~2020-09-2400:27:37期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: (:3_ヽ)_1 bottle;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!