[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance

At noon on Saturday, Oedo Park.

The sun was so bright, I leaned on the back of a park bench and basked in the sun comfortably.

"Oh..." I couldn't help but sighed, "I said, don't read it if you are unhappy, even if you keep staring at me like this, they won't leave. I lost all my things, just like you lost your integrity when you were in silver."

"I heard your last sentence, Ayin, I heard every single word. Really, spring is here, is it time for [beep——] time?"

"Yin Sang, it's already summer."

"Hachi, don't be so serious, life should always be like spring."

"No, MADAO is not qualified to say that....I said, do you want to change to another place?"

"Where can I change it?" Yin Shi said dissatisfiedly crossing Erlang's legs.

"I don't have any money, where else do you want to change it?" Kagura said while clutching her stomach.

... "Do you want a cold drink?" I stood up and straightened my clothes, and asked with a smile.

"Eh? Ten cups of chocolate parfait!!" "Ten boxes of vinegar kombu sister!"

"Forget it, I won't go." I sat down.

"Yin Sang, enough is enough! It's not easy for Ms. Zhongshan to earn money."

"It's Alu, Silver Sauce, you are too greedy!"

"Kagura-chan, you are not even qualified to say that. Ms. Zhongshan, ordinary sorbet is fine, please."

In fact, I wanted to get rid of this place a long time ago, and I swallowed this sentence.

There is no way, it is a rare good weather, not only we come out to bask in the sun, but most of the couples also come out to bask in the sun, those who have money can go to the beach, those who have no money can only go to the park, so if you look around, the whole park is basically in the Holding hands, embracing and kissing couples, the four of us sat here for less than an hour, and the disgusting sound of 'tsk tsk' has been heard endlessly, it's really [beep——] nuclei.

Go straight along the path behind the seat we were sitting on, and there is a convenience store not far away.

"Hello, welcome." A very sweet voice sounded.

'Mea'?What a weird mouth fetish.

I took a look at the clerk, her voice was as sweet as hers, and she was pretty good looking. She looked young, probably only about seventeen or eighteen, with short hair at the ears, and the same hair color as Sougo. She is a little beauty.

It's a pity that there are three pig-like men around. Although it makes her more beautiful, I really don't have the courage to take a second look. To say that they are Sha Matt is an insult to the noble and glamorous Sha Matt.

I looked away, ready to walk through the magazine area to the cold drink area.

"Fourteen, when do you plan to watch JUMP~ Hurry up and get rid of those people, otherwise I will cry for you, uncle, and shoot while crying~" The man on my right who looked like a rogue turned his back to me Hang up the phone.

"Mr. Hijikata?" "Guide?"

Five or six days have passed since the turmoil in Shinsengumi Ito, and life is slowly returning to the right track. Although the Shinsengumi suffered a lot of trauma, it is not fatal, and there is a good boss covering his head That's it, basically everything is fine.

Sanye was also discharged from the hospital the day before yesterday, and now she is living in the Zhenxuan Group’s settlement, cultivating a relationship with the earthwork at close range. I came up with the idea. Originally, Sanye planned to go back to Wuzhou directly after being discharged from the hospital, but I stopped him. What are you going to do? Just kidding, she and Tu Fang had finally come to the current semi-passionate love period, and it would be a failure if they went back.

So at the strong request of me and Sougo, she stayed in the Shinsengumi settlement.Of course, she was the only one. I didn’t live in the Shinsengumi settlement. I used to hide from Ito, but now I’m hiding from the Shinsengumi.In fact, a few people in the Shinsengumi wouldn't have any grudges against me. After all, I've been a new man for so many years. When I quit the war, they hadn't formed the Shinsengumi.

It's just that I can't pass my own level. This feeling always seems to be so red because I don't want to be noticed.Just like being naked in front of others, it is also like the process of chasing and being chased between the police and terrorists, which is very weird.

So I lived in Wanshiwu with peace of mind.

So in fact, I haven't seen Hijikata for almost a week, and this meeting turned out to be like this.

"Mr. Hijikata, aren't you from Magazine?"

"..."

"Why did you go to the convenience store to watch JUMP? Aren't you afraid of violating the rules of the game and doing seppuku?"

"..."

'Buzzing', Tufang's cell phone vibrated suddenly.

"Hello." Tufang looked at the tall buildings in the distance with far-reaching eyes, and his expression was very bitter when he answered the phone.

"Fourteen, how long are you going to chat with women? Hurry up and get rid of those people, otherwise I will shoot you uncle, and cry while shooting~"

"..."

"Have you changed your name to Silent Fourteen Lang today?"

"Let's talk about it later, I have to finish the task assigned by my father first." Tufang said as he took out a bottle of mayonnaise from the shelf behind him and walked towards the cashier.

"Wait a minute!" I yelled out to stop him.

I suddenly had the impression that the story about the star prince of mayonnaise seemed to come from the daughter of Matsudaira Katurihu?

It seems that the girl liked Hijikata, and then Hijikata seduced that girl?

! ! ! ! !Toshiro Hijikata, how dare you cheat? !

"Mr. Hijikata, what is your mission?"

"Huh? Uh, it's okay to tell you, just get rid of the three male clerks over there, and that female clerk is the daughter of our boss." Tufang told me straightforwardly.

I stared at Hijikata suspiciously, "How do you want to get rid of those three male shop assistants?"

"Threatened to cut them down."

... You are a policeman, hey, don't say such things so casually, hey, you will make me completely disappointed in the police, hey!

"It won't work if you do this, Mr. Hijikata, sir? Hijikata?"

As soon as I lowered my head, that guy was already standing in front of the counter!

"Hey, check out." I swear I saw Hijikata's knife half out of its sheath.

At this moment, the girl suddenly jumped out from the counter, covered her mouth with her hands in disbelief, her face was full of excitement and impulsiveness, "You are, Master Mayonnaise 13!"

... What kind of nickname is this? Why is there a sentence of broken English interspersed in the middle?

I knew that the existence of orangutans is to refresh my lower limit.

Hijikata hugged the girl, "She is my woman, we are a relationship between a worthless lover and an affectionate half-aged mistress who is addicted to lust|desire."

What kind of relationship is that, Hijikata, when did you indulge in lust|desire and couldn't extricate yourself? !

I covered my face, unable to bear to look directly at the extremely tragic scene in front of me.

Tufang was completely self-conscious and self-inflicted. What he said just now did drive away the three people, but it couldn't stop the other person.

Matsudaira Lizi, this little girl, has completely fallen into the charm of Hijikata and can't extricate herself. I talked with him all the way to the park path where I was just now.

Speaking of which, Yinshi and the others were still waiting for me (the cold drink) on that bench, and they could definitely hear Hijikata talking to Matsudaira Lizi in this place.

I moved my shoulders about ten meters behind Matsudaira Lizi. Hijikata's actions were clearly a sign of cheating. When a man sees a beautiful woman who wants to hook up, he is already about to cheat.

For Sanye, I rolled my eyes and made up my mind.

"We are a professional Edo breakup house!" Gintoki smiled maliciously, "We specialize in helping people resolve breakup incidents."

"That's right, Alu, I've already thought of a wonderful plan, that is - Hijikata is a dirty guy's plan, referred to as Hijikata dirty. As long as she finds out that you are actually an extremely dirty person, then she will automatically leaving you."

"Wait a minute, I have another addition," I stepped forward, "Actually, if Ms. Chestnut finds out that Mayonnaise 13 is an out-and-out schizophrenic madao, I promise, she will never accept him again of."

"Eh? Miss Zhongshan, what should I do?"

"It's very simple, stupid silver, you will play the role of Mayonnaise 13-sama this afternoon, fully display your MADAO's characteristics, and trick her away, that's all."

"Huh? What are you driving—"

"So that's the case, Ms. Zhongshan's idea is really good." Shinpachi clapped his hands and said happily. "Ah, Hachi?"

"The big sister's idea is great, Aru, anyway, some people are acting in their true colors." Kagura said. "God, Kagura-chan?"

"I agree." The earth side nodded in agreement. "Of course you will agree to the nonsense. It's not you who are willing to fight, but I, Ah Yin."

"That's it, Yinshi," I looked at Yinshi, "you and Mr. Hijikata look a bit like each other, so I'll leave the task for the afternoon to you. I'm optimistic about you." I gave a thumbs up.

New Yagami Radokata gave a thumbs up.

"Ah, huh? Master Mayonnaise 13?" When Li Zi looked at Yin who had not changed in the slightest, he was extremely puzzled, "What are you?" When Li Zi looked Yin up and down, his eyes stayed on his silver natural roll After a long time, "Why did you change your clothes?"

... After working for a long time, only to find that the clothes have been changed?

"Ah, it's for watching a movie later." Gintoki said casually.

I can't see that he still has some acting talent.

"What movie are we going to see?"

The two men with four oil bottles stopped at the entrance of the cinema.

"Of course I want to watch—" Gintoki cast his eyes on the big promotional screen outside the theater, "Magical girl Papaya and her friends!"

Always feel a gust of cold wind blowing?

"Mayonnaise 13 adults like things, I will try my best to try my favorite things."

The psychological endurance is really extraordinary. Plan A has failed, and plan B is implemented.

Two men with four oil bottles stopped in front of the food door.

"Boss, I want two servings of mayonnaise to add to the rice, and I want a bigger one." Yinshi said painfully, holding back the expression that was about to spit out now.

"Boss, I want one here too, uh—" The three of us looked at the earthwork who was trying to resist not asking for mayonnaise to add to the rice in warning.

To be honest, this is not the first time I have seen mayonnaise with rice, but it is definitely the first time I have seen Yinshi eat something that Dingchun would not even bother to eat.

Yinshi picked up the bowl with a trembling left hand, and picked up the chopsticks with his right hand stiffly.

We agreed before we came here that today it will be called Mayonnaise 13, so it must not be called red bean rice when eating, but must be called mayonnaise with rice. Anyway, the local party pays for it, so he can enjoy it.

If I didn’t feel anything about the bite of Yinshi, but the bite of chestnuts shocked my visual, tactile, and auditory nerves——

I [beep], there is actually a second person in the world who can eat mayonnaise with rice!

The three of us spit out the water that we hadn't swallowed yet at the same time, which is too challenging to the limit of human physiology.

Plan B fails, plan C starts.

Unscrupulous boy Wendan trousers robbed, coughed, blocked people's plan.

The result was that Yinshi was kicked more than a dozen times by the four of us, and Lizi insisted that her Mayonnaise 13-sama protected her.

Plan C fails, plan D starts.

……

How can there be any plan? Hundan, Jiang Lang has done his best, this girl is too difficult to deal with.

The author has something to say: What is the meaning of nucleosis, a friendly reminder, this is in Cantonese~ This chapter is based on the content of episode 114, specially adapted to match my romance~ I read it over and over several times and it’s over I suddenly felt my eyes widened, and at the same time, I thought, can’t you just slap me in the face, orangutan? In this way, the timeline is completely out of line, hey!