[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance

BGONLY, Miyuki, "Well, no one really found out that the last story of the last episode was actually two days after the fire,"

Shinpachi, "No, Ms. Zhongshan, from the point of view of the plot of the last episode, it is all about the night of the fire. In fact, some people wrote it wrong."

Flower sauce, "...(⊙o⊙),"

Shinpachi, "Hun Dan, you really made a mistake,"

Hua Jiang: "That's it, so, in fact, this is a story two days later."

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I entered the door with a smile, so please don’t say that I’m blackened, anyone who disobeys is not a good boy, be careful that I [beep——] you~ Ahhh, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight, really It's a good time to catch rape night when the moon is dark and the wind is high.

"Shinpachi, what are you doing at the door?" I asked softly.

Shinpachi trembled visibly, and forced a smile, "No, no, it's okay, I just want to blow some air, there is no other meaning, ahaha, aha..."

"It's not good to blow too much wind. It's easy to catch a cold. Sarah, let's go in."

"Ah, ah, Ms. Zhongshan, I suddenly remembered that my sister asked me to go home early today, and Xiao Kagura is going with me too."

"Eh?" I asked suspiciously, "Didn't Ah Miao not restrict you when you can go back? How could you be with Kagura today?"

"Um, sis, sis, er, by the way, sis has prepared a meal for me and invited Kagura, but Yin-san was not invited, absolutely not!" Shinpachi said firmly.

"I see, but, Shin Hachi-kun," I asked hesitantly, "Did A Miao cook egg yakiniku? Well, although it's impolite to say so, I still suggest you and Kagura to stay. "Stay here and watch with your own eyes how someone's [beep——] was dropped by [beep——]~ "Seriously, Miss Zhongshan," Xin Yayi said to me, and I smiled and said that I am very happy Listening carefully, "Yin Sang is not here, you just need to go back to Wanshiwu and wait for a few minutes, Yin Sang will go back."

"Is that true?" I asked 'simplely'.

Shinpachi obviously hesitated.

"Really, yes, this, is it? Huh?" I snapped my fingers and asked without any hint of threat. "My hearing is 5.2. Don't try to lie to me."

"I--"

My ears were keen to hear a voice not far away, and I immediately stopped Shinpachi's words, and lifted him behind the door.

"Master Yin, you are the savior of Yoshiwara, let alone wakame wine, you can eat raw abalone and pick chestnuts~"

"Huh? Pick up, pick up chestnuts? This is a bit inappropriate, but I can make chestnut cakes, and I can also make chestnut cakes."

"No problem at all, please don't worry, Silver-sama, please enjoy tonight~"

I was in the dark, watching a group of wandering girls gathered around Yinshi to the door of Peony Dengying, and then Yinshi was taken away by Yuguo's mother Sang, and I could vaguely hear him say, "I didn't bring Kagura and Shinpachi is really wise."

After he disappeared around the corner of the corridor, Shinpachi and I walked out trembling.

Shinpachi looked at me tremblingly: "Zhong, Miss Zhongshan..."

"Shinhachi-kun, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you, that bastard Sakata Gintoki was really not here just now~"

"Then, that, please don't say such things with such a terrifying expression, I'd rather you misunderstand me..."

"Oh, by the way, Shinhachi-kun, don't take what that bastard said just now to heart, good boy, don't go to those things on WIKI, and you don't even want to read the article."

"Who are you talking to?" Hinata Haruta and Kagura pushing wheelchairs appeared.

"My friends who are all ordering 170. Well, Hirin-san, what do you mean?" My tone was a bit bad.

"Please allow me to explain to you that the child Yueyong has been depressed these days because of Deleia, locked himself in the house and didn't see people or eat much, so we thought that we can let Yueyong Please forgive me for the troubles caused by work and the way to drink to soothe your worries." Rilun said with a smile all the time.

I looked at her for a while, and then said: "Men are all good and perverted, especially a gentle scum. Well, forget it, I'd better go to the scene to catch the adulterer, if I catch him, I will make him change A real two-legged one." I smiled grimly.

The five of us gathered outside the Japanese room where there were only two people inside, and secretly opened a small gap.

Yin Shi was sitting next to Yue Yong, pouring wine for her, and even glanced at us.

"Great, this child Yueyong is drinking alcohol for the first time. Looking at it this way, she is just an ordinary girl."

"But Yinsang seems to have noticed us."

"I'm sorry, that child put too much pressure on me. The only person who can make her relax now is the gentle Yinsang."

I don't know who Rilun was talking to, but I suddenly lost interest in the matter of catching rape. If Yinshi is no longer gentle, is it still Yinshi?

However, this is not the same thing as being full of nasty jokes. One counts for another. If you don’t die, you won’t die. Since he sincerely wants to die, I will show mercy to him.

I left the peeking team, ran to the edge of the corridor, and sat down leaning against a pillar.

"Miss Zhongshan?"

'Boom! ! ! '

The sound of a huge wine bottle breaking came from the Japanese room. I subconsciously turned around and saw four people who were stunned.

What's going on here?

I peeked in through the gap, and instantly synchronized with the expressions of the four people——

Who is that woman in the room who turned red and beat others after only drinking a small glass of wine?

In fact, she drank medical alcohol, ah no, she drank absolute ethanol, right?

The uncle at the izakaya is amazing, he tastes ten thousand times better than her...

I turned my head and covered my face, unable to bear to look directly at the human tragedy in the house.

Listening to the screams coming from the house, I tightened my clothes. It's a bit cold tonight...

"Fighting is over, now, let's play poker. Hey, those who are hiding outside, hurry up and come in. If you don't come in within three seconds, I will kill you." Yueyong's voice in the room was suddenly extremely It came clearly to my ears.

With my knowledge of fast sword practice for many years, I quickly hid behind the pillar and mourned for the four of them in my heart.

A dead fellow Taoist should not die in a poor way, and only after rebirth can he reach bliss early, right?

The sound of ping-pong-pong did not stop until early in the morning, and I risked my life to poke my head out and take a look inside.

Under the bright moonlight, five people lay dead.

Yue Yong stood face to face under the moonlight, stroking the scar on his face with his hand, "If, I mean, if I didn't have a scar on my face, would my life be different?"

"Whether you have this scar or not, you choose the path yourself." Yinshi's voice sounded in the room, "What's more, your soul has always been beautiful." Yinshi was still as foolish as ever, but there was a A force of conviction.

"Yinshi, it's great to meet you."

I looked up at the beautiful starry sky above Yoshiwara and smiled.

"By the way, I forgot to tell you, Miss Miyuki has been outside the door~" Yue Yong suddenly made a stroke, and then took the pipe and left.

Kagura, Shinpachi, and Haruta, who was holding the sun, walked away from me one by one.

"No, don't, save Ah Yin!!!"

"At this point, even if you shout out loud, no one will come to save you~" I gracefully got up and walked into the house, closing the door behind me.

"Have you eaten all the abalone and chestnuts, and drank the wakame wine? Well, I didn't mean to listen to you, but who told you to speak too loudly, and there's nothing you can do if you don't want to hear it."

"Ah, Ah Yin, I was joking, Ah Yin, I am a good man with principles, dear, you can't be fooled by the appearance of things, dear!"

"I know you're joking." I said nonchalantly.

"Honey, I knew you understood me~" Yinshi said sweetly.

"If you're not kidding, do you think you can still [beep——] now, you can enter the Grand Olympics long ago."

"Da Ao didn't say anything like an eunuch."

"That's right, so if you go in, you're dead, you bastard! You've been eliminated by the times for your naughty jokes, and I guess even the PTA won't know what it means, you bastard! Thinking uncle!"

"Honey, no, don't—!! Don't do this, ah!!"

... "Has your brain been occupied by yellow cells? Don't make such noises. I'm just giving you medicine, you madao who only knows S1 and PREMIUM."

"Who, who said that, Ah Yin, I still know KAWAII!"

"...you perverted lolicon!"

"Ayin is not a lolicon, Ayin is only controlled by Miyuki Zhongshan!"

"It's too late to say this now, wait until you die, Sakata Gintoki!"

That's right, it's too late to say this now, I've already thought about how to punish him, and use the time travel settings I've forgotten for many years to give him a heavy blow.

I pinched my chin and smiled sinisterly.

Tonight is the time for everyone to have a year-end party, and the venue seems to have been decided.

The sun rose quickly, made a circle in the sky, and then quickly set, and the new day was over.

No, it's not over yet.

The Master Trio and I sat around the kotatsu in the tavern, toasting and drinking.Today's year-end party is specially held to celebrate everyone's hard work and achievements in TV TOKYO, Shonen Jump and ** Literature City this year. I thought it was money from Toshi's mother-in-law, but I didn't expect that it was not at all.

The people who will come today are also exceptionally complete, basically including all the original characters that have appeared in this article. I drank a cup happily and silently read my plan again.

When Granny Dengshi's group of six arrived at the tavern, Gintoki was already a little too drunk. I don't know if he was infected by Yueyong. The uncle upstairs in the izakaya.

Mitsuha went to the Shinsengumi's year-end summary meeting, so I can't be stopped by anyone today.

Gintoki probably didn't drink too much but was drunk, and this was the first tavern.

The so-called year-end party is to go to many taverns, so that everyone can enjoy themselves.

So, in the second tavern, the cat star Catherine drank too much and was carried back by Xiaoyu.

In the third tavern, we happened to meet the Royal Garden Fans who were also holding a year-end party. I also saw Xie Xun, whom I hadn’t seen for a long time, and Sarutobi Iris.

I will talk about the confrontation between Iris and Sarutobi Iris later, let's finish the rest of the matter first.

After merging with the ninjas, a few of us went to Yoshihara to find Yueyong.

In the fifth tavern, Yin Shi and Yue Yong were so drunk that they smashed the shop.

We all stayed sober, in fact, we basically ate meatballs and appetizers and didn't drink much.

Yin Shi, who drank too much, was very calm, and asked to share the cost of smashing the store.

Thus, everyone's joint pruning plan began.

After the confession was completed, we threw the stripped money into the newly opened love hotel, and Granny Dengshi stayed, and everyone dispersed.

When I returned to the Wanshiwu, I waited until nine o'clock in the morning the next day, and called Yinshi according to the plan.

"Yin, Yinshi," I pretended to be shy, "Well, when are you going home?"