[Gintama] Coincidence is the parallel with zero distance

"Miyuki!" "Miyuki-sama!" "Woof!"

Three voices sounded simultaneously.

I looked at the one person, one machine and one dog who had been surprised but didn't say a word, and asked again helplessly: "Excuse me, who can explain to me, that knife and yesterday—"

"Hey, Ah Yin, I was—"

"Stop, I don't want to hear what you said. Dogs can't spit out ivory. Xiaoyu, can you tell me what's going on?"

"Hey, Miyuki, honey, how can you say that, you were with me yesterday morning—" I didn't even look at Yin, who was knocked to the ground by me with a stone, and continued to confirm with Xiaoyu.

"Miyuki-sama,..." Xiaoyu's story was indeed very similar to the plot I knew, except that the protagonist changed from the golden time in my memory to the unreliable silver time in front of me.

"Well," I coughed lightly, "I believe you guys." Frankly speaking, if I hadn't read the Silver Time Chapter, maybe I should have changed the name to the Golden Time Chapter. It's the hero of this novel.

Yinshi approached with a cheap smile, "Miyuki, I knew you would never forget your dear husband~"

I gasped, took three steps back, thought for a while, and then simply shouted to the sky: "Hey, Hua Jiang, change the hero, I want Jin Shi, bastard!"

"No! Miyuki, Ah Yin, I took another step away from the position of the male lead, so please don't abandon Ah Yin, Miyuki."

"Then shut up." I yelled.

In my memory, Jin Shi used to have this kind of virtue. He was a very active young man before the war, but he became a madao in a flash, and then he turned back to a positive and good young man somehow.

However, "What do you want to do? Although I believe in you, my memory has not recovered. It seems that these things have something to do with Jin Shi. If you can't restore the memory of the people on this street, I'm afraid it will be a hit. But Jin Shi." I looked Yin Shi up and down several times, then shook my head and sighed, "I didn't say that, just with your appearance, you definitely can't beat Jin Shi."

"Huh?" Yinshi became irritable all of a sudden, "Should we try first, we can go [beep——] [beep——] [beep——] Ah! Ah Yin will definitely let you know that I can Can't beat that plastic figure!"

"I think I made a wrong judgment just now." I looked at Yin Shi and nodded with satisfaction, and continued, "If it's a comparison of dirty jokes, ten Jin Shi can't compare to yours."

"Gintoki-sama, Miyuki-sama, please stop arguing, the most urgent task now is to take back this street."

"Hmph, what Xiaoyu said is right, but I think you are out of this game, go to bed early and let your soul relax."

"A Yin didn't give up so easily, but this street, this Kabukicho is Ah Yin's home."

"How can you be sensational while talking, stop talking nonsense, now I ask you about your plan, don't you only have this ambition but no plan at all?"

"Well, well, why worry, there will always be a way - Miyuki, Miyuki, don't go, Ah Yin, I have a way!"

I listened to Yinshi talk about his job grabbing plan, although it was a bit idiotic and the success rate was extremely low, but right now it was the only decent idea.

After Gintoki finished speaking, he looked at me expectantly, but I really couldn't say anything nice against my conscience, so I had to change the subject, "By the way, where did you go after I left yesterday morning, did you not return to Kabukicho?"

"No, Ah Yin went directly to the Zhensengumi to pick up that little fat man to go to Wuzhou. Well," Yin Shi turned his head awkwardly, "It was supposed to come back last night, and it's all because of that damned fat man who was in Wuzhou. Tufang drank too much in front of his brother's grave, and Ah Yin didn't come back in time to take care of him."

"Who are you lying to?" I leaned closer to Yinshi's face, "When some people came to Wanshiwu this morning, they looked like they had drunk too much."

"Ah, haha, that fat man is drinking Ah Yin wine, that fat man, hahahaha..."

"Hmph, yes, that fat man, why didn't he force you to death to eliminate harm for the people? It was a mistake. If it were me, I would have to fight my life to prevent you from appearing in this world again."

"No, Miyuki..." Yinshi looked at me with 'tear-dimmed' eyes, and I felt a chill, seeing such a familiar expression on a strange face, this feeling made me feel bad all over.

"Then I'll just wait for the good news." I stomped Yinshi's foot hard, turned around and left without mercy.

"No, Miyuki, help Ah Yin!"

"I'm helping you, am I going to break into the enemy's interior?"

"Oh, Miyuki, my dear, I was wrong. I went to drink with that fat man, and I drank too much. The next morning, I found out that the time had passed. Miyuki, please forgive me, Ah Yin, Ah Yin already knew Wrong."

"Know it's wrong? Twice, since you promised us never to drink again, you have knowingly committed it twice, and now your credit value has reached the lowest peak. Of course, I still believe in you, believe in your credit The value will continue to hit new lows, you soulless!"

"Miyuki-sama..."

"Well, I can't cross the river and demolish the bridge too much, I'm not you. Huh, tomorrow Jinshi Kagura Shinpachi and the others will go to the store where A Miao works. When the time comes, you can just go, and I will play it by ear. Create opportunities.” I’m such a nice guy.

"By the way, you can live at my place tonight." Yinshi's eyes lit up, "Because I'm going to live in Wanshiwu." I added.

"No, Ah Yin, I won't allow you to go!"

"Is the object of your jealousy no longer divided into species?"

"That's not okay, no matter how you say it, it's too dangerous there, Ah Yin, I don't agree!"

I rolled my eyes, "To be honest, Yinshi, I think it's more dangerous for me to live with you, you know. Forget it," I said helplessly with Yinshi's resolute expression on my face, "I will Kim is on the phone."

I took out my mobile phone and dialed Jin Shi's number, "Hello, Jin Shi."

"What's wrong with Miyuki?" Jin Shi asked with concern on the other end of the phone. I thought to myself, this is what a normal fiancé would say. How can someone drink too much with someone in Wuzhou and come back the next day? .

"I tonight—" I looked gloomyly at Yinshi who was rubbing against my cheek like a puppy, who is this guy? , I didn't expect him to hide very quickly. Just as I was about to speak, Jin Shi on the other end of the phone had already asked.

"Miyuki, what's going on tonight?"

"Oh, by the way, I won't be staying in Wanshiwu tonight." Yinshi's face was full of satisfaction, I looked at his expression, no matter how I looked at it, I was not happy, so I continued to talk to the phone in a gentle tone in retaliation, "Well, aren't we a fiancée? As you know, it's best not to see each other before we get married. Last night I was worried that Xiao Kagura would have nothing to eat, so I won't be in Wanshiwu today. Huh? Ask me When will you go back to live? Of course you will go back to live when you marry me~ You really hate Jin Shi, think about it yourself.” I blamed and hung up the phone.

Turning around, I looked at Yinshi who had a stinky face and stared at me. Seeing that I hung up the phone, he said in a strange voice: "When did he become your fiancé? Obviously Ah Yin is, and what do you call 'you? I also know', why doesn't Ah Yin know."

I found that Xiaoyu had taken Dingchun away, and now Yinshi and I were the only two people in this garbage dump. I picked up the coat hanging on Yinshi's arm and put it on him, saying, "We don't have such a Customs, it’s not right to say that, there used to be, but when I met you, there was no such saying.”

Looking at Yinshi's face, it's really unnatural to say such words, because everyone in my memory has straight blond hair.

I picked up the belt and was about to hand it to Yin, but looking at the patterns on the belt, I suddenly felt a severe headache.

I covered my head and screamed in a low voice uncontrollably, my consciousness gradually became blurred, and I could still hear Yinshi's roar in a trance.

This voice is very familiar.

When I woke up again, I was lying in my hut with a bright light above my head, as it should have been, but now the light was blocked by the silver hour.

"How are you feeling, Miyuki, are you okay?"

"Master Gintoki, Miyuki-sama should be fine. This is a sign that she has recovered her memory. It's strange, how could Miyuki-sama suddenly regain her memory? Did Gintoki-sama say something or do something that made her suffer? Excited?"

Listening to Xiaoyu's words, I suddenly remembered Yinshi's belt I saw before I fell into a coma, blood rushed to my head, and my face became extremely hot all of a sudden.

Yinshi obviously realized what was going on, he said with a grin, "If I had known that this would wake up Miyuki, Yin, I would have—hehe."

I can't wait to kill him with a knife.

Headaches are not without sequelae, because this sequelae reminded me clearly of who the person in front of me was.

This clear understanding is different from the previous feeling of knowing who he is but having a different face. I vaguely felt a touch of emotion, maybe not a little bit, because my heartbeat became stronger and stronger with Yinshi's laughter.

"120 beats per minute, Miyuki-sama, the levels of norepinephrine and endorphins have risen sharply. According to the information in my database, according to the research of a certain planet, your current behavior belongs to human beings. Persevere." After Xiaoyu finished speaking, she disappeared immediately.

But I couldn't control the heat on my face at all, like a fire was burning, I quickly fanned the wind to cool it down.

Yinshi didn't react to Xiaoyu's words at first, but when he did, he smiled as stupidly as a groundhog who ate lettuce, and looked at me with a giggle.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful woman? You pervert!" I said viciously, but I didn't have enough confidence. Isn't Xiaoyu a maid-type robot? When did she become a maid-type EEG tester?

"I'm looking at my woman, my woman."

"Do you need to say it twice?"

"It's not enough to say it many times, Miyuki." When I heard this, I felt like my brain was about to explode.

When did he learn to speak sweet words, completely, completely irresistible! Hundan!

"Miyuki-sama, after testing, the secretion of hormones in the posterior lobe of your pituitary gland has increased significantly. Congratulations, this is a sign of increased love loyalty." Xiaoyu said from nowhere.

I covered my face, pig teammate, Hundan, you said everything to make me speechless...

"Don't cover it, your ears are also very red." Yin Shi said sarcastic remarks on the side.

"Ahhh!" I yelled and pulled up the quilt to cover my head.

The outside seemed to be cut off all of a sudden, and in the stuffy darkness, I could finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Just now, without Xiaoyu's words, I could also feel that my heart was beating violently uneasy, as if expressing my inner feelings.

Even though I have been dating Yinshi for so long and have lived together as a fiancée for a long time, it is the first time that I feel such a violent heartbeat. I clutch my still beating heart and think wildly.

The air in the quilt suddenly became fresh, and I looked back, and Yinshi had lifted the quilt and got in.

"What, what, get out!"

"I don't want it," Yinshi hugged me from behind, his voice softened, "Miyuki, after this incident is over, let's get married."

His breath invaded all my senses in the darkness, and I tightened my limbs with some anxiety, waiting for him to continue talking.

"Miyuki, didn't I tell you all this time, in fact—it's stuffy under the quilt, don't you think?"

"..." Don't you think this is the rhythm of your life being lonely?I pushed him back angrily, but didn't push him away.

Yinshi smiled softly, with joy in his laughter, "I like you, Miyuki, so, be Ah Yin's woman."

The author has something to say: Emotional drama or something, I said that I have finally written it here. When I read an article before, I remembered that the male protagonist only appeared after writing about three-quarters of the article. I felt extremely cheating. Looking at it now, I was the one who cheated the most. The two of them had to finish the formal confession and proposal.

I already have a feeling that it will end in late February, an ominous premonition 55555...

Those norepinephrine and so on are all hormones related to love. The secretion of these hormones directly controls people's feelings about love and marriage.