The Horror Of The Hell Series

23

June [-]th of the Jiawu Year, advisable: wedding, earthly weather: cloudy

I finally saw the fighting power of women shopping, which is simply more terrifying than the power of sex.

Yesterday's shopping fight was really a bloody fight.It's also because yesterday, my mother completely had a son-in-law and no longer has a son, so I must have sent it from the phone bill.

Here's the thing.

Yesterday, as soon as my mother entered the mall, she started the shopping mode.

In the first store, after buying a large pile of clothes, the clerk grinned happily from ear to ear and asked politely whether to pay by cash or by credit card.The mother, with the appearance of a local wealthy wife, took out a stack of banknotes and slapped them on the table, revealing her domineering side.Suddenly, the clerk screamed, I looked at it, and my head was sweating like a waterfall, my mother actually took Ming coins.

My mother realized it too, and gave me a look, which meant: Son, what should I do?I seem to have forgotten to exchange RMB at the entrance of the human world.

I gave her a look: Let's eat cold, your son is a dick in the human world.If you want to blame, blame dad, who told him not to arrange a domineering president in the human world for me?

My mother looked at the pile of clothes with regret and reluctance, and the shop assistants looked at us as if they were crazy.

At this time, the goddess made her debut.

"Mom is so naughty, why did you take out my cosplay props? Come here, swipe my credit card." The goddess held a credit card between her fingers and handed it to the clerk.There should be special effects here.

My mother and I were almost blinded by the light of the goddess, especially my mother, hugging the goddess for a while and boasting: the son-in-law is good, the son-in-law is great, and the son-in-law is croaking.

The following scenes are basically like this.

Mom tried on a dress: "Son-in-law, does this dress look good on me?"

Goddess: "Meimeimei, buy, buy, buy."

Mom was carrying a bag: "Son-in-law, can I carry this bag?"

Goddess: "Okay, okay, buy, buy, buy."

Mom was trying on a gemstone necklace: "Son-in-law, does this necklace match my skin tone?"

Goddess: "Lin Lin Lin, buy, buy, buy."

My mother buys, buys, and the goddess brushes.How much is this for the goddess?Mom, you don't treat yourself as an outsider too much.

I secretly tugged at the goddess's clothes, and signaled him not to indulge my mother in buying them.The goddess said it's okay, go back and pay with your flesh.Meat...compensation...my face turned into a red apple.

The goddess said badly: "Xiao Qi, what are you thinking about? Your face is blushing. I mean, I want you to go home and make a meal of braised pork as compensation."

ah?So disappointed... eh?No, no, it's good or bad~ Goddess is good or bad~ hide your face.

In the end, my mother held the goddess in her left hand and her sister in her right hand, and strolled around affectionately.And I was forced to become a mobile shelf with shopping bags hanging on my body.

Boom~ The ghost baby is suffering, but the ghost baby just doesn't say anything.

When I got home, I was lying on the bed and didn't want to move.I want to declare: It's not that my physical strength is weak, it's that they are too crazy.In the sound of my mother and sister chatting about how to match clothes and bags, I fell asleep in a daze.

I don’t know how long it took, but dimly, I felt a kneading sensation from the shoulders and neck, slowly kneading from the shoulders along the spine to the lumbar spine, comfortable and warm, moderately heavy, and I let out a comfortable sound Sigh that.

"Woke you up?" The goddess' gentle voice came from behind.

I shook my head, it was totally comfortable waking up.I was still looking forward to enjoying it, when suddenly the back of my neck felt moist, hot and soft, it was the lips and tongue of the goddess.He lay on my back, licking and kissing my ears, neck, shoulders, and shoulder blades non-stop, ahhh~ my bones were about to shatter.For me, this kind of intimacy has been separated by 2 months.

"Xiao Qi, I miss you so much." The goddess put her earlobe in her mouth and sighed softly, with a kind of affection.

My ears were hot and my heart was turbulent. I turned over and pressed the goddess under me. This was the first time I overwhelmed the goddess, and I was very excited.I looked down at the Goddess, who wrapped his arms around my neck in an unusually obedient manner, pulled me down, and exchanged a sweet kiss.

The goddess sucked my lips, and said vaguely, as if she was praying: "Xiao Qi...don't leave me again."

"I will never leave you again." How could I be willing to leave such a goddess again?

"You promise?" He raised his eyes to look at me, his bright eyes were filled with deep expectation.

"I promise!" I kissed his eyes and kissed his lips.

I've thought about it, if my father asks the teacher for the crime, I'm going to close the door and let Mrs. Yan go, no one is afraid of anyone.