You may not believe it, I am also a straight man

My name is Funing, and I am a former singer. I write jokes on Weibo every day. If you give me a chance, I can become a second-tier joker and a third-tier Internet celebrity.

Until one day, my agent told me that my boss was going to give me a more important task.

I'm so excited that I can't speak, I haven't answered the notification for half a year...

If this continues, I will have to get two lunch boxes at the company at noon every day...

You know, it takes a lot of energy to write jokes.

The boss asked me to have breakfast in a very high-end western restaurant. I decided to behave well, so I dressed very formally. I hope the boss can see my intentions. Even if I bumped into the lobby manager of the restaurant, I was not embarrassed.

The boss invited me to a box, just the two of us.He must be flattering me, I'm finally going to be popular.

I'm not a person who doesn't know the way, so I quickly said: "Thank you boss for your appreciation, I will definitely work hard!"

The boss showed a surprised expression, "Xiao Lu already told you?"

I must not miss this opportunity, I winked at the boss, "Yes, boss."

The boss was very happy, opened a very expensive red wine, shook my hand and said, "I will leave my son to you!"

Me: WTF?????

Boss, what on earth are you talking about, isn’t we talking about my release of an album now? ?Do you remember that I haven't released an album for five years? Hey!

The boss burst into tears, and I said I didn't understand.

He choked up and said, "My son is gay. I can't understand him, but now he has fallen in love with Cheng Chen. That is the only artist in my company who makes money. If he comes out, he will be blocked. He will be banned. If you block the company, it will go bankrupt..."

The boss pulled my sleeve to wipe my tears, I was dumbfounded.jpg

Boss, you have a lot of information. Isn't the point about your son being gay? Why is the point about Cheng Chen coming out of the closet? ?

I lost my train of thought and realized that I have nothing to do here, so I said: "Then let's talk about my album release!"

The boss had a hurt expression on his face, wiped his tears with his hands, and looked at me through his fingers, "You have to make sure that Cheng Chen won't be broken by my son, and I can't give you an EP with three songs!"

Wait, boss, what do you mean by the first half of the sentence? ?What do you mean I guarantee that Cheng Chen will not be bent?What guarantee do I take?

I discussed with my boss, "Boss, I'm a straight man, I don't understand this kind of thing."

The boss laughed a few times, and pressed my shoulder, "Young people must be self-motivated, how about this, how about I shoot a MV for you?"

Excusesme??? You didn't even plan to shoot my mv???