My god, is your mouth twitching?

My god, is your mouth twitching?

Author: Ji Ge

Copywriting

(?m?) I need to think...

Wild Retirement God VS Subtitle God?

Black-bellied, gentle and persistent attack VS Datiao calm and pretending to accept?

Very good... I don't know how to write this copy.

The excitement is in the story... I can only say that it is a short story of more than 1 words...

Content tags: Internet Match Sweet Wen A Match Made in Heaven

Search keywords: Protagonist: Gong: Chen Sihuai Shou: Mu Hengwen┃Supporting role: None...┃Others: Doting, Perseverance, Devotion

The subtitle master is a robot?

Tonight, the sun is shining brightly, there is no cloud in the sky, my heart... (⊙o⊙)... Uh, something seems wrong.

Cough cough cough, I took the wrong script.Again!

Tonight, the stars are shining brightly, and the moon is shining brightly.

Mu Hengwen, who was supposed to be in a good mood before going to bed, looked at the pink platform, hanging above the top, with a blood red (HOT) post in front of the title, and his eyes twitched completely without sleepiness!

[The subtitle master is actually a robot! ! ! ! ! 】

Very good, in fact, there is nothing wrong with this title, really!

but!What the hell is in the post?When did labor and capital travel to the Matrix?

(The subtitle master is actually a robot!!!!

: The host is actually just a small transparency lurking in the Two-dimensional, and he only listens to, listens to, and sees the people and things in the Two-dimensional.Yes! ! ! ! !No mistake!Yes! ! ! ! !The host is listening to the little song quietly in the ancient channel of "Dream Awakening Beginning", that singing voice!that voice!That emotion!Then... I look crooked by (‵o′)convexity!

Cough cough,...the main building...(?m?)

Just when the poster was listening to it, the painting style in the headset suddenly changed! ! !The landlord who was frightened at the time looked up... well, it turned out that the last batch of wheat had arrived.

Then came the point!Due to the painting style in the headset, there is no way to make Loulou intoxicated, Loulou can only stare at the public screen!I don't know if I don't see it, but I was shocked when I saw it! 16 times the self-hanging southeast branch, the subtitles on the wheat are rolling so calmly!Seeing the children on the public screen is completely unstoppable.It also includes the landlord!

The baby I watched at that time was a horror!Excited! Two-dimensional finally someone can make the baby so cynical! (?m?)... It seems that the word is wrong...

Ahem, forgive me for being a science student, okay... It seems that none of the above has anything to do with the title.So it's not the point, the point is!After that amazing scene, Lou Lou also fell madly in love with subtitles. BUT! ! ! ! ╭(╯^╰)╮But he was abused by the subtitle king.I wanted to give up, but thinking about the scene at the beginning, Lou Lou was quite unwilling.So I made up my mind to catch the original subtitle master!Finally, through Loulou's various channels and the help of some Two-dimensional friends, I finally found the subtitle master.But.../(ㄒoㄒ)/...The ending is so cruel for Mao! !Why is the master of subtitles Mao a member of the Matrix? ? ! ! !

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After reading this... Mu Hengwen has to say, kid... If you don't use that title, maybe we can still be friends!

! ? ∑(?Д?) How does labor and capital look like robots? ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Isn't it just 16 times the self-hanging southeast branch!Anyone who is familiar with subtitles can't complete it! ! ! ! ! (?? ー??)

Mu Hengwen, who was constantly blowing up in his heart, looked at the computer screen with eyes and expressions, but he couldn't be more calm.Of course, the premise is to ignore the twitching eyebrows.

Keep looking down.

(Once, in order to learn from a teacher, the poster begged a great god for a long time before he got his approval. When the subtitle master rolled the subtitles, he went to meet for a while.

However, this time, that great god no longer dared to sing on top of the subtitle god!No matter how fast-paced the song is sung by the master, most of the subtitles can take it all.Moreover, it looks...it's so easy!What self hanging 32 times, fast knot 8 times, red Dunhuang 10 times... only you can't sing, without him can't get out!

The abuser almost gave up singing as a hobby!

With such a hand speed, all the spectators were dumbfounded. I don't know who said something at the time, it couldn't be a robot, right?One word shocked thousands of waves.In order to determine this matter, everyone used almost all the means at their disposal.Finally... still nothing was found!I only know that no one has added the title of the subtitle master.I only know how to find the master of subtitles, but I always get an automatic reply of 'typing quickly...'.I only know that I have searched all platforms and found nothing.Last but not least...a student who claimed to be a computer major, secretly told us that the master is definitely a robot!Reason: Look at the immaculate profile interface, look at the YY name.

'Robot 001'!

Well... Loulou has said all he wanted to say.In fact, Lou Lou didn't know what he was talking about. /(ㄒoㄒ)/.../(ㄒoㄒ)/.../(ㄒoㄒ)/...)

"Forehead."

At the end, Mu Hengwen finally spoke up. "After such a big talk about feelings, my name is the key in the end?" ! ! ! ! ! !

But having said that, after such a reminder, I seemed to be having a good time at the beginning.That is, when I woke up the next day, my fingers protested a little.

If the great god back then knew about Mu Hengwen's mental activities at this time.It is estimated that I am going to hit the wall and explode the equipment!

(ノ?Д)ノThe voices of labor and capital singing are all turned off, and the mouth is foaming.You fucking just protest with your fingers!Can you still have fun?

After reading the text, Mu Hengwen glanced lightly at the reply downstairs, his expression as calm as ever, finally became bright because of the slight smile on the corner of his mouth.

Floor 2: Robot No. 008: Occupy a sofa!

3~: ​​Robot No. 002: I'm (‵o′) convex!Poke to death upstairs!

4~: Robot No. 004: I'm just here to post an emoticon. (#‵′)convex

5~: Robot No. 007: I'm just here to post an emoticon. (#‵′) Convex【Condescending, hahahahahahahaha...】

6~: Robot No. 006: I'm just here to post an emoticon. (#‵′) Convex [I was thinking about Master's expression when he saw this post. 】

7~: Robot No. 005: I'm just here to post an emoticon. (#‵′)Convex【(ーー゛) On the fifth floor, come down for me! 】

8~: Robot No. 003: I'm just here to post an emoticon. (#‵′)Protruding【(ーー゛) on the third floor, you come down to my old lady! 】

9~: Robot No. 009: I'm just here to post an emoticon. (#‵′) Convex [I am so calm...]

10~: Robot No. 050: I'm just here to post an emoticon. (#‵′) Convex [It’s rare to be ahead of time, master, will you, the old man, notice the baby? 】

11～: Seal the red envelope: My god, the first page is where the gods are!

12~: The fish looking at flowers in the dream: Actually, I also want to know...

13~: The baby was stunned: Worley Pavilion flower rub!Is this the whole army of the Matrix?

14~: Bubble-spitting pig: Very good, this post will be popular...

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255～: I am a Goddess Sutra: Am I the only one who cares about the word 'Master'?

256~: Dandelions can't fly: Wait for me upstairs! ! ! ! ! ! !

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337～: Robot No. 007 replies to robot No. 7 on the 005th floor: (?m?) I'm coming down...

339~: Robot No. 002 replies to robot No. 8 on the 003th floor: You go and whip the corpse of the guy on the second floor to the old lady, and the old lady will come down!

340~: 005 replies to 007: (「」)~→Do you think you came down in time?

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359～: 007 reply 005: Ma Ma, I was wrong.../(ㄒoㄒ)/...

360~: 003 Reply 002: Sorry, this robot does not have this function for the service you need, please choose another.

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The landlord’s serious post was just distorted by these sudden visits from the imperial humans...

Mu Hengwen knew that there were a bunch of troublemakers, this post was either for funny comparisons, or they were used for funny comparisons.In the end, it was as expected.

Hey, in this world, there is probably no building that cannot be bent by them!

37° for you

Looking at the time, Mu Hengwen realized that it was a bit late compared to his usual schedule.So I ignored the little penguin and raccoon who were beating non-stop.Shut down and sleep!

The little robots who just came back from playing the post were surprised to find that Master was actually online.Everyone went to poke their boss with a very honorable idea.

Yes! ! ! /(ㄒoㄒ)/... Before I got too excited, I saw Doraemon, which was still shining just now, and it was so black! ! ! ! !

[Dora's House] A colony where a bunch of robots are kept in captivity.

Dora 002: I'm (‵o′) convex, and the boss retreats in seconds!

Dora 009: Second child, I understand you!

Dora 008: Hey, are you all going to poke Master?

Dora 050: Master rests on time at ten o'clock, don't tell me, you forgot again... -_-|||

Dora 010: Youngest, did you grab the first page today?

Dora 050: Cough cough cough cough cough, senior sister!You are the most beautiful! ! !real!ヾ(o)ヾ

Dora 007: I went to (ーー゛), and when I came back, I saw the youngest acting cute!old ten's Wei