The scumbag looks at me wrong

Saturday, evening self-study.

Everyone is doing a mountain of papers and homework, and the whole class is probably just Qi Sheng and Ji Shengnan doing it calmly, while everyone else is doing it while crying, "If I knew it would accumulate so much, I wouldn't join in the fun at the sports meeting. I have to stay up late at night and work overtime to study papers, which hurts the liver and kidneys."

"Come to my dormitory, let's hang on the beam and stab our ass together, and stay up all night studying hard! I bought a new lamp, which is bright and not dazzling." Zhang Guanglei suggested, "Brother Wen, are you coming or not?"

"No, I want to be in love with my old Qi, so I won't go."

Classmates in the group, "..." You are still addicted to acting, right?

Qi Sheng got up without hesitation, kicked Wen Si's stool, sat down politely, picked up a pen and continued writing.Wen Si got up from the ground, patted his clothes and trousers, "Old Qi, you have to get rid of your hands and feet, can't you go back to the dormitory and touch me again?" He said the last sentence very lightly.

"Hey, Lao Qi, what university are you going to apply for? Wherever you go, I will go there?"

Qi Sheng glanced at him, and said in a cold tone, "Learn about famous foreign universities."

"I don't want to go abroad if there is something good in foreign countries. You can't go if you are beaten to death. You can choose at home, and I will accompany you." Wen Si tapped the back of his hand with a pen.

"Say it as if you could get in."

"...Don't you have to rely on you, a top student, to guide me? I believe you will be able to help me up the wall."

Qi Sheng, "..."

You might as well go and reincarnate more practically.

Selectively avoiding the topic of "supporting the wall with mud" that might cause him heartburn, Qi Sheng asked him, "Why don't you want to go abroad?"

Wen Si thought for a while, and said irritably, "I don't know, I don't like foreign countries. I never thought that I would be admitted to a good university and just muddle along. However, I still have more than half a year left, and I will work hard. Try to catch up with your footsteps, you don't have to wait, just look back once in a while."

"When the time comes, even if I can't get into which school you get into, I will try my best to get into the same city." When Wen Si said this, his expression was very sincere.

Qi Sheng said coldly, "Your life should not be tied to others, you should go your own way."

"You are not someone else." Wen Si's tone was quite natural.

Qi Sheng avoided his scorching gaze uncomfortably, fixed his eyes on the paper for a long time, and then cursed in a low voice, "You idiot."

On the weekend, Qi Sheng rarely went back to Qi Yanmei's house, and Wen Si, the brown sugar, insisted on following him, so Qi Sheng had no choice but to take him back with him.

Qi Yanmei received the call ahead of time and took Fang Xiaoxuan to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, so when Qi Sheng and Wen Si arrived, there was no one at home.

"Your aunt's house is quite big." Wen Si took advantage of Qi Sheng to pour water for him, and looked at the layout of the living room.

Qi Sheng always felt that he was looking for something to say, so Qi Sheng replied casually, "Not as big as your family."

"Tsk..." It's like you've been to my house.

"The decoration of your aunt's house is also pretty."

"It's not as pretty as your house."

Wen Si: "..."

Two people, one trying to find a topic, the other trying to chat to death.

Qi Yanmei and Fang Xiaoxuan just opened the door and came in, "Auntie knew you brought guests, so she bought more. I came back late, have you had breakfast yet?"

Wen Si was very discerning, and hurried over to help carry it into the kitchen, Qi Sheng also carried a bag, "Guy, I really don't need to buy so much, we can just eat something casually."

"It's rare that you bring your classmates back, so you have to treat them well." After speaking, Qi Yanmei went to the bedroom to change into her home clothes.

Fang Xiaoxuan poked her head behind Qi Sheng and stared at Wen Si with amazed eyes, then grabbed the corner of Qi Sheng's clothes, "Brother, your classmate is so handsome, you are tall and have long legs."

Qi Sheng rapped her head with his fingers, "Don't be a nympho, study hard and make progress every day."

"I appreciate it, and I don't want to be a boyfriend." Fang Xiaoxuan pouted, thinking to herself, why does my cousin look like her father, an old antique.

"You two watch TV in the living room, Fang Xiaoxuan, wash some fruit for your cousin and classmates, I finish cooking early, so you can finish eating early and go back to school to review." Qi Yanmei was afraid of delaying Qi Sheng and Wen Si's meeting Time, changed clothes and went into the kitchen to start cooking ingredients.

Wen Si flipped through Fang Xiaoxuan's homework casually, and Qi Sheng hit him, "Don't flip through, you don't understand."

Wen Si, "..." This is too much, my friend.

Fang Xiaoxuan just came out with fruit, "Cousin, please explain some math problems to me, our teacher's explanation is not as thorough as yours."

Qi Sheng put the homework in Wen Si's hand back on the table, and tapped with a pen, "Which one won't?"

"Here, this one?" Fang Xiaoxuan hastily put the fruit plate on the coffee table, sat on the chair, and swiped it casually.

Qi Sheng: "..." Which one should he ask?

Wen Si looked at the red crosses on the homework book and thought, this little cousin is also a scumbag.

Halfway through Qi Sheng's explanation, Qi Yanmei prepared the meal, and Wen Si helped to bring it to the table, "Xiao Sheng, hurry up and eat, don't waste time."

Fang Xiaoxuan was very sensible, and immediately collected the homework, "Cousin, after your college entrance examination, give me a good tutor."

Qi Sheng stopped writing, nodded in agreement.

At the dinner table, Qi Yanmei continued to pick up food for Qi Sheng with her serving chopsticks, and she didn't forget to tell Wen Si to eat more.

……

Wen Si clutched his stuffed stomach, and took a slow walk with Qi Sheng, intending to walk back to school.

"Your aunt's cooking is delicious, and she's very friendly. It's killing me—"

The autumn wind is bleak, and there are bare tree branches on both sides of the street, with dead leaves all over the ground, which creak when stepped on. When vehicles pass by, a pile of dead leaves will be rolled up, swaying all over the sky, and finally fall to the earth.

"In your heart, it must not be as good as the food in the restaurant, so don't give me face, just tell the truth." Qi Sheng exposed his tricks and said angrily.

Wen Si glared at the words, "How can this be the same? Your aunt cooks home-cooked food, which is warm and healthy - how can a coquettish slut like a stir-fry restaurant compare to it? It's delicious, but it's unhealthy."

"My friend, you love coquettish bitches, admit it."

Wen Si hooked his neck and said lewdly, "No, I just love you. Whether it's home-cooked food, or the flirtatious bastard at the stir-fry restaurant, I just love your yogurt."

Fuck your yogurt.

Qi Sheng blushed, and angrily pulled Wen Si's wrist that was hanging around his neck, and bit the back of his hand hard.

"Hiss, take it easy, take it easy, I have to use a pen to do the quiz at night." Wen Si screamed in pain.

Qi Sheng let go, and threw his hand away, Wen Si covered the skinned back of his hand, thinking, Qi Sheng's mouth was really ruthless, if that mouth bites on some part of his body, wouldn't he have no descendants.

Thinking of this, Wen Si shivered and expelled the terrible thought from his mind.

Qi Sheng put his pockets in his pocket and walked ahead, regardless of whether Wen Si followed.

Therefore, Wen Si didn't see the smile on the corner of Qi Sheng's mouth either.

"Let's enter through the back door, and we have to make a big circle around the front door." After walking for nearly forty minutes, Wen Si felt more tired than running 3000 meters.

It was rare for Qi Sheng not to object, and followed Wen Si to the dormitory building.

Wen Si stepped on the wall two or three times, and stretched out his hand towards Qi Sheng. Qi Sheng ignored him, stepped on the wall with one foot, stepped on the tree trunk with his right foot, and firmly clung to the wall with both hands. With great effort, he also stood beside Wen Si.

Wen Si clapped his hands, "Okay, Lao Qi, I thought it would be braver just to hit me."

Qi Sheng just wanted to reply, I can beat you more bravely, but unfortunately I can't beat you.

A loud, angry voice interrupted what he was about to blurt.

"You two, don't leave the door, □□? You can do it, come, come, go to my office and make gestures." Director Xu came out of nowhere, and pointed his trembling index finger back and forth at the two of them.

Qi Sheng, "..."

Wen Si, "..."

"You two don't take the college entrance examination, go to Shaolin Temple to practice the golden bell cover iron shirt."

Qi Sheng, "..."

Wen Si jumped down and patted the dust on his hands next to Director Xu, "Old Xu, it's like this, let us explain to you—"

Qi Sheng climbed down the wall, and before Wen Si was about to explain, he accidentally and casually squeezed between him and Director Xu, and the heel of his shoe was crushed heavily on Wen Si's shoe. , he apologized sincerely, "Director Xu, I'm sorry, we know we were wrong, and we won't dare to do it again next time. We are willing to accept any punishment."

Director Xu saw that Qi Sheng had a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, and his anger dissipated a little, "Well, submit the [-]-word self-examination to my office tomorrow morning."

"Okay, let's go back and write the review." Qi Sheng moved his feet, turned and walked towards the dormitory building.

Director Xu stood there with a distorted expression, thinking that he was not convinced, and glared, "Are you not convinced? Then don't give me your [-]-word self-criticism. The national flag will be hoisted tomorrow morning. You will be under the national flag." In front of the teachers and students of the whole school, read it carefully, and make sure that you will not make mistakes again."

Wen Si, "..."

He had no choice but to turn around silently, walking with a limp, his back revealing a bit of sadness.

"What's wrong with your feet?" Director Xu couldn't see and asked.

Wen Si raised his hand, waved it, and said without turning his head, "When I just jumped down, my landing posture was not perfect, and I twisted my foot."

Director Xu choked on his words, "..." Brat, don't learn well.

Director Xu shook his head, turned around and walked out of the dormitory building. Before leaving, he murmured to himself, "If you don't leave the gate, what kind of wall do you climb?"

Wen Si went back to the dormitory, took off his shoes and socks in front of Qi Sheng, and stretched out his bruised insteps and torn hands to Qi Sheng, "Look, within a day, you abused me like this, this is What did people do?"

Qi Sheng raised his head from the book, and wrote lightly, "Go to the infirmary? Or send you to the hospital?"

"No, just kiss me and it won't hurt."

Qi Sheng, "..." The dictionary in his hand really wanted to greet his rascal face.

"Go away, go as far as you can."

Wen Si tentatively asked softly, "Then shall I kiss you?"

Qi Sheng, "..."

"The door is there. If you want to go out by yourself, I'll help you." Qi Sheng pointed in the direction of the door, rolled up his sleeves, and said seriously.

Wen Si shook his head, "Forget it, I'd better sleep."

As he said that, he took off his shoes and socks on the other foot, took off his coat, wrapped the quilt up, and closed his eyes.

After half an hour, Qi Sheng saw that Wen Si's breathing was slow and well-proportioned, he must have fallen asleep, so he put down the book in his hand, went to the closet, took out the bruise ointment and alcohol that Qi Yanmei had prepared for him, and smelled it Squat down beside the bed.

Wen Si buried half of his face in the pillow, his facial features were profound, and his handsome nose outlined a delicate arc.The afterglow of the setting sun shone into the bedroom with no curtains, casting an orange halo on everything, including Qi Sheng squatting beside the bed, Wen Si in his sleep...

Qi Sheng sprayed some alcohol on the back of his right hand that was casually resting on his stomach, and applied some ointment on the instep. The mint smell gradually dissipated in the dull bedroom. After Qi Sheng applied the ointment, he gently rubbed it with his fingertips until it was absorbed. Almost, he put his things back and sat by the window to study the paper.

……

Monday morning.The autumn wind is not dry, and the warm sun penetrates half of the playground. Accompanied by the national anthem, the national flag rises to the top and flutters in the wind.

Just as the students were preparing to leave and return to the class in an orderly manner, Director Xu made his grand entrance with his ten thousand year old microphone. "Be quiet, students. ——Student Wen Si, don't leave the gate. You have to climb the wall from behind the school dormitory building to take a shortcut. This kind of behavior is not advisable. Now, please classmate Wen Si in front of the teachers and students of the school. Face to face, conduct self-reflection, and promise not to commit another crime in the future.”

Wen Si walked coquettishly, boarded the high platform where the national flag was raised, borrowed the microphone from Director Xu, held a paper in one hand, and lazily read the self-criticism, "First of all, I shouldn't climb the wall just to take a shortcut, and more I shouldn't have sprained my foot for the sake of a perfect landing posture, and made Director Xu feel that I was not convinced and punished me for self-criticism. Secondly, I want to thank God, thank you, thank my family—"

Thanks for what?Director Xu picked up his glasses, looked at the self-criticism in his hand, and vaguely felt that he was about to suffer from a heart attack. He clutched his heart, retrieved the microphone, and corrected him righteously, "You have to thank the school, the teacher, and the dormitory. The walls around the building are not high."

Wen Si, "..."

The students off the field burst into laughter one after another, and even some leading class teachers couldn't laugh or cry.Li Juan wished she could go up and cover the news room, drag him back to class, and tell him to stop making jokes.

The "student" who made a joke had no choice but to stuff the self-criticism book back into his trouser pocket, and conduct self-criticism following Director Xu's words. His attitude was extremely correct and his tone was extremely sincere, so Director Xu finally let him go.Wen Si stood on the high platform, watching the teams of the classes below leave the stage, his eyes lingered on the third (1) class of senior high school, and fell on Qi Sheng's face with a tight smile at the corner of his mouth, and he also smiled silently.

Seeing the students leaving the venue, Director Xu waved at him, like chasing away flies, and said disgustedly, "Go back too, behave yourself in the future, what is the door for, walk, you love it so much, stand up the hurdle suits you……"

Amid Director Xu's ramblings, Wen Si had covered his ears and walked away, and returned to the class. Zhang Guanglei and Xu Cui blocked him in the corridor, "Big money, tell me, what did you do on the big weekend, and you were handed over by my dad?" It’s very lucky to catch it, whether or not to consider buying a lottery ticket.”

"Get out, do I look like I'm short of money?" Wen Si leaned against the last window in the corridor, poked his head into the class, but didn't see Qi Sheng, he raised his eyes against two obstacles, "Where's my old Qi? "

"Toilet!" Xu Cui answered his question inexplicably, wondering where else could Qi Sheng go besides the toilet. This is not a fucking shopping mall, he can just go shopping and so on.

After Wen Si heard this, he turned around and ran towards the toilet. Zhang Guanglei shouted behind him, "Big money, hurry up, you can catch up with the hot ones when you eat shit."

Wen Si, "..." He was stumbled by his left and right feet, staggered and nearly fell to the ground, managed to stabilize his body, and turned around with another slash.

The students in the hallway and the classroom who were doing the questions all looked dull. They couldn't believe that they could hear such disgusting and vulgar words so early in the morning.Those who reacted cast murderous and contemptuous looks one after another. Zhang Guanglei, who was cut by all kinds of eyes, calmly patted the confused Xu Cui, and turned to go to the toilet.

Xu Cui, "..."Did I fucking miss an important plot?No, besides eating shit, what else is important?

The author has something to say: The speech under the flag is excerpted from the scene of Charlotte's speech in Charlotte's Annoyance.

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