There are always people who want to eat me

The fire seemed to be extinguished a bit, Guan Zong strode forward, but it was still a step too late, Shen Wei and the others were much closer to Xiji, and they had already taken Xiji down.

Shen Wei pinched his head and threw it fiercely on the ground, showing a ferocious expression: "What? Do you like killing people? Do you like this feeling? Huh?"

He bared his teeth and glared at Shen Wei, spewing out a mouthful of fire and burning Shen Wei's hair that was not covered by the fireproof clothing. Shen Wei's face darkened, and he pulled out a long stick of more than one meter from behind and smashed it angrily. On that body.

Tang Kai couldn't bear to watch, so he pulled Shen Wei and said, "Old Shen, our mission is to capture this monster back, don't do this, it's not beautiful."

Shen Wei shook off Tang Kai's hand: "Get lost, bitch."

Tang Kai: "...Why are you so annoying!" Tang Kai shook his hands angrily, stood aside, took a mobile phone to take a video of Shen Wei's abuse, and planned to send it to his circle of friends later , pissed off this bastard!

Guan Zong flicked his fingers, and a small stone hit Shen Wei's wrist. Shen Wei let go of his hand unexpectedly, and fell to the ground and was wrapped up by the talisman thrown by Guan Zong.

Shen Wei looked at Guan Zong with a gloomy face: "What? You are here to steal my business again?"

"This is my mission."

"Your task?" Shen Wei sneered twice, "As expected of Guan Da's trump card, you can make such a big commotion if you catch it."

Guan Zong accepted Shen Wei's ridicule expressionlessly, as if he hadn't heard him speak, and walked back after confirming that he was trapped.

Tang Kai interrupted Shen Wei's staring at Guan Zong, and added: "Now I am the trump card of the North China branch!"

Shen Wei said angrily: "Get lost."

Tang Kai was furious, his exquisite brows raised, "Shen Wei, if you do this again, I will tell your grandfather!"

Shen Wei snorted coldly, ignored Tang Kai, and Guan Zong led him back immediately.

***

Under the lamppost, a drunk man was leaning on a chair and snoring in a daze, while Yu Huang stepped on it and stretched his neck, but the fire was too big and the smoke was so dense that it was hard to see what was going on inside.

The drunk man stretched his waist, kicked the lamp post, and the lamp post shook violently, Yu Huang was so frightened that he hugged the hot lamp cap tightly.The drunk opened one eye and said, "Long time no see, Yu Huang."

Yu Huang was startled, and looked down. The drunk man looked at him with clear eyes, and there was no trace of drunkenness in the opened eyes. These eyes were so familiar, he recognized them immediately, and immediately tipped his head. With a cry, it flapped its wings to run.

The next moment, a rope flew up and bound Yu Huang tightly. Yu Huang shouted: "You are so unkind!! It will break your fairy fate!!"

"My immortal fate has never been shallow, and I don't care about breaking it once or twice." The drunk said with a smile, "It's you, who was originally a heavenly emperor, and it's quite miserable to be reduced to such a situation. The Tianfa emperor treats you very well." It's really cruel, it's not good to become something, it's turned into a pheasant waiting to be eaten by people and monsters, smelling the smell on you, it's so delicious, even I can't help it."

Yu Huang, covered in chicken feathers, stood up and protested: "If you eat it, I will be punished by God!"

"Who said I'm going to eat you?" The drunk sneered, "You are not worthy, you poked such a big basket in the sky, thinking that turning into a pheasant would be the end of it? Good idea, I have to cook you Well, the pheasant really needs to be grilled to be delicious. Drizzle with some sauce, and the juice will flow down the golden crispy skin... Ah... I can't think about it anymore, I can't help but think about it You took it back and baked it, after all, your body is a great tonic."

Yu Huang: "..."

The drunk said, "Don't worry, I'm not that stupid to kill you myself." With a flick of his finger, he threw Yu Huang back into the flames.

Yu Huang: "..."

One of two, when he is playing with the ball tossing around?

I don't understand what the drunken fairy meant by throwing him into the sea of ​​flames. With the disparity in strength between him and the drunken fairy, the drunken fairy can beat him to death with a belch, and he still needs to do such a complicated trick ?But when Yu Huang thought that there was still Guan Zong in the sea of ​​fire, he became inexplicably less nervous.

He is well aware of Guan Zong's strength, one is as powerful as three, and it is nothing to follow him.

Yu Huang cleared his throat and was about to yell, but suddenly found that his voice was blocked by the drunken fairy. He was so frightened that his eyes widened in horror, and the chicken body tied by the fairy lock rope kept twisting in mid-air. move.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

When it landed, the flames on the ground suddenly exploded, setting off a wave of about ten meters. Yu Huang felt his forehead burning hot, as if something was about to come out, blocking all the heat from all directions, and he fell. It kept beating on the hot ground until a pair of big hands picked him up and held him on his shoulders.

Guan Zong walked in the sea of ​​flames expressionlessly, holding a dog in one hand and a chicken in the other, just like those who came from the vegetable market, but in Yu Huang's eyes, it was as if he had been killed from the enemy The peerless hero, so handsome that he explodes!

He walked out of the sea of ​​flames in such a big way, and those flames were still struggling with only a few sparks left under the wind of the knife.Then... ran into the police head-on.

Guan Zong: "..."

police:"……"

The policeman looked at Guan Zong, as if he saw a huge trouble, and his brows were frowned: "Why is it you again?"

The knife on Guan Zong's back gradually disappeared, and Guan Zong said blankly, "Hello, police officer."

Cop: "...not good at all.

Shen Wei and Tang Kai followed Guan Zong and jumped out through the road opened by Guan Zong. It was inevitable that there were a few sparks on their bodies. I just bought a suit, and it was burned, will it be reimbursed? I like this set."

police:"?????"

Tang Kai and Shen Wei looked at the police with stiff expressions. Tang Kai immediately turned his back and took out the mirror to straighten his bangs, then turned his head and gave the police a wink, "Come on! Interrogate me! But you have to tell me the camera first. Where, I have to find a good angle, so I can't make a bad picture of me."

police:"……………………"

Chen Xinghe drove to pick them up in person. The old driver sighed and said, "Three good boys, what do you think you are doing? The scene was so messed up, and the police came across it, you How do you want me to explain to the logistics department!"

All three of them lowered their heads and did not speak. They looked out of the window, at the ceiling, played with their fingernails, and clasped the grilles on the car windows that were about to fall off.

"What are you talking about, talk about it."

Guan Zong said: "I take responsibility."

Chen Xinghe breathed out secretly, and on the surface he was doing ideological work for Guan Zong like a leader: "You also have responsibilities, you are a man."

If something goes wrong, someone has to be responsible. Besides, this matter was originally assigned to Guan Zong. The organizational plan was originally to control the scope of influence within the old community. The range has been expanded by 100 meters, but unexpectedly, it went directly to the central square. The stage is as big as the heart... Guan Zong wished he could step on the world under his feet.

After Guan Zong finished speaking, Tang Kai glanced at Guan Zong gratefully, then continued to lower his head and play with his nails. Shen Wei lost his temper and said, "I am also responsible."

Tang Kai pulled Shen Wei's sleeve, and "beep beep" gave him a wink, Shen Wei ignored Tang Kai, broke away from Tang Kai's hand, and said in a rough voice: "I also ask to take responsibility. "

Chen Xinghe coughed and said, "This matter—"

Guan Zong said: "I will complete the resignation procedures when I go back, and I will be paid this month's salary. I will hand over everything to Xiaoxue."

Chen Xinghe insisted: "Success."

Today, the younger generation of Tang Chenguan, the three major families of exorcists, are all here. Tang Chen is in the limelight, only the Guan family, which was destroyed more than 20 years ago, only Guan Zong is left. Although there is still Shen Jizhi on top of him , but it is much weaker than Shen Wei and Tang Kai, and Guan Zong is perfect for taking the blame.

But if it was the era of Guan Zong’s great-grandfather Guan Wei, I’m afraid it would be different. Guan Wei was overwhelmed. It's the same, the people at the top are gone, and the people below have to learn to accept the wind and rain.

Shen Wei was still making trouble, when his cell phone rang suddenly, and his blood was extinguished immediately when he heard the voice from the other end, he nodded, he hesitated a few times, and hung up the phone without saying a word.

Tang Kai leaned over and said cheaply: "Hey hey, I haven't passed the first and third class exams, so I'm going to be criticized..."

Shen Wei slapped Tang Kai on the head, and Tang Kai screamed: "What are you doing - you messed up my hairstyle! You are so annoying!"

Guan Zong looked out of the window expressionlessly, those scenes day after day, year after year, were not much different from usual.

Yu Huang, who had been lying on Guan Zong's lap, jumped up and stroked Guan Zong's cheek with the soft chicken wings. Guan Zong looked down at Yu Huang with a big question mark written on his face.

Yu Huang opened his eyes and said affectionately: "It's not sad, touch it."

Guan Zong: "..."

Seeing this, Tang Kai was immediately captivated by Yu Huang, and stretched out his hand to hug Yu Huang, "You are so cute—you are so intelligent, but you are a bit ugly."

Yu Huang: "?????" He dodged Tang Kai's arm, Tang Kai stretched out his hand to grab Yu Huang unconvinced, Guan Zong hugged Yu Huang straight to his shoulder.

Yu Huang ascended the height and looked down at Tang Kai condescendingly, "Hmph!"

Tang Kai: "..."

Then he directly handed it over to Chen Xinghe to follow the procedures to close the case. As soon as Guan Zong returned to the Star Divination Club, he went directly to the administrative department to go through the resignation procedures. It was completely different from the usual behavior that he would never move half a step if he was asked to move three steps. Guan Zong even wondered if Yu Huang was fainted by the fire.

Guan Zong asked: "Are you okay?"

Yu Huang's eyes were bright, and he said dog-leggedly: "No, I'm fine!"

Guan Zong: "Oh."

The Administration Department handed the relevant form to Guan Zong and said, "Fill out this form."

Inside is a form in triplicate, which is related to the specific process of this mission, including mission objectives, mission plans, mission implementation (time, location, feedback, etc.), mission instructors, mission follow-up, etc. After filling it out, Guan Zong has to do the finishing work.

Guan Zong wrote in the column of special circumstances: "On the central square, a remnant of the magic charm was found in the center of the forehead."