There are always people who want to eat me
Chapter 21 Wall Dong
Early the next morning, the doorbell rang. Guan Zong was still sleeping, turned over without moving, his long legs came out from under the quilt, and accidentally kicked Yu Huang who was lying at the end of the bed.
This kick woke Yu Huang straight away, he got up in a daze, and when he went out, he called Xiao Zhen a few times, but no one answered, he ran over and opened the door with difficulty.
"Hi, your courier is in trouble—" The smile on the face of the SF express brother froze instantly when he saw a pheasant open the door. Yu Huang looked up at the courier brother with a pair of bright eyes , the eyes are full of sincerity.
"—Sign for receipt." The courier brother struggled to finish the second half of the sentence, and looked behind Yu Huang. He didn't see anyone coming, and he was even more frightened. You said that it is not unusual for cats and dogs to open the door. How did the chicken open the door? ? ?
"Ah, here I am, I was having diarrhea just now, I'm sorry!" Xiaozhen trotted all the way out of the bathroom, and stretched out his hand to the courier brother.
The courier brother saw that Xiaozhen was so big, and asked, "Little friend, where is your adult?"
"Master is sleeping." Xiao Zhen said, "You just need to give it to me, I have already received a lot of couriers!"
Seeing Xiaozhen's innocent and cute look, the courier boy squatted down and patted Xiaozhen's head, and said, "Good boy, brother will play tricks with you some other day, can you call your adults out?"
Xiao Zhen jumped up and snatched the courier and the pen together, signed Guan Zong's name on the recipient, and neatly tore off the courier slip, stuffed it into SF's arms, and pushed him out by the way The door of the house "take it, don't give it away!" The door was closed with a bang.
Brother Shunfeng was holding the courier form in his hand in a daze, and the handwriting on it was fluent, not like a three or four-year-old child could write, and... he was not dazzled just now, right? ?The pheasant waved its wings at him. Does that mean waving?Do you mean waving?
The SF Express brother who came to work on the first day had a good review of the first career lesson taught to him by the master chef - there are all kinds of customers who receive and send express delivery.
Xiao Zhen carried the courier into the house and tore open the package with a knife. Yu Huang stepped on the back of the sofa and watched curiously, asking, "What did you buy?"
"I don't know." Xiaozhen was also very curious. After he tore open the package, he found that there were several pieces of clothes that were completely intact from the inside to the outside. After shaking them open, Xiaozhen said disappointedly, "It's not my size. ..."
Yu Huang blinked, and Guan Zongchi, who was woken up by them, leaned on the door frame with one hand on his bare upper body, and yawned lazily, "I bought it for you."
So Yu Huang's expression went from "..." to "????" to "!!!!", and it exploded in an instant. He flew around excitedly, and finally flew into Guan Zong's arms. The naked upper body left tufts of chicken feathers.
Guan Zong said: "Try it, if it doesn't fit, you have to return it."
Yu Huang nodded excitedly, and directly transformed into a human in Guan Zong's arms.
Guan Zong: "..."
The naked boy's greasy skin clung to Guan Zong's body, and the long hair hanging down to his butt swept Guan Zongchen's lower body. Guan Zong took a step back and closed the door.
Yu Huang: "?"
Xiao Zhen said jealously: "Hmph, Master also bought clothes for me, what are you showing off!"
Yu Huang turned around and put the clothes on his body one by one, and they all fit well. Not long after he put them on, Guan Zong also got dressed and came out of the room. Guan Zong saw that his outfit was good, and asked, "How is it?" ?”
Yu Huang said: "It's suitable! It's just that the underwear is a bit tight."
Guan Zong: "I overestimated you."
Yu Huang: "?"
Guan Zong said, "Have breakfast first, and I'll take you to get your hair cut."
After eating soybean milk and fried dough sticks at the breakfast shop downstairs, Guan Zong took Yu Huang to cut his hair.Yu Huang saw that his long hair was being cut short little by little, and felt very distressed. It felt as shameful as if his chicken feathers had been shaved off, but he was very satisfied with the final cut effect. Looking in the mirror Wearing a blue short down jacket, denim trousers and Martin boots as a refreshing young man, Yu Huang is content and full of hope that a new life is about to begin!
After doing all this, Guan Zong took Yu Huang to the old North Railway Station. Although the news of the haunting was spread on the Internet, there were not fewer people, but more people. Several young people were hanging around their necks. A DSLR stood around there waiting to take pictures, looking eager to try and gear up. The only nearby Starbucks store was crowded with people, staring out with bright eyes.
The corner of Yu Huang's mouth twitched, and said: "It's really changing with each passing day. In the past, the common people knew that haunted houses were closed early in the morning, but now they are rushing to get there. They are really not afraid of ghosts."
An old man next to him suddenly interjected and said, "Yes, children nowadays feel excited when mentioning ghosts and ghosts, and those ghosts and monsters like to eat this kind of innocent little guy with no distracting thoughts and tender meat. "
Yu Huang: "..."
The old man's eyes fell on Guan Zong, he smiled and said, "Young man, don't you think so?"
Guan Zong said, "Yes."
Yu Huang: "..." Why does he always feel that there is something in his words? !
Satisfied with the affirmation, the old man walked away tremblingly on crutches.
Before the high-speed rail reached City A, the Old North Railway Station was an important urban transportation hub. Although it was in the suburbs, the surrounding area was very bustling with traffic.Later, with the development of the economy and the expansion of urban construction, the government decided to build a new station as soon as the high-speed rail was opened again. The old North Railway Station was demolished and converted into a vegetable market.
It is said to be a vegetable market, but it is actually a small street that specializes in melons, fruits, fresh products, and daily groceries. The road is very narrow, about enough for two people to walk side by side. Across the road is a large chain supermarket in the city. The place where it appeared was near the supermarket.
Last night they downloaded a lot of pictures about Qiongqi on Weibo. Yu Huang asked them one by one on the street. The younger ones chatted excitedly about the incident with him, and the middle-aged ones all took some scientific pictures. To explain it theoretically, what is a mirage, what is a poisonous gas that can cause hallucinations, I ran into a few middle school chemistry teachers by chance, and they were arguing about the possible chemical components in the gas, and I wanted to fight.The older ones were afraid of offending something unclean, so they simply kept silent and ran away.
In short, I have been busy all morning without any gains.
Lunch was settled at the Shaxian snack shop that opened at the entrance of the supermarket. Yu Huang said while picking up the meal, "Has it gone already? Is what that Yipo said reliable? What I am most afraid of is that Qiongqi is actually He is diverting our attention, what if he wants to use that soul to deceive us, and make such a small incident to deceive us away, so that he can go to another place conveniently?"
"So?" Guan Zong asked without raising his head.
Yu Huang was dumbfounded.
yeah, so what?Could it be possible to go back and torture that clay figurine to force it to tell the truth?But who can tell whether that one is telling the truth or lying!Now I can only check a little bit, and don't let go of any clues.
Guan Zong said, "It's still here."
Yu Huang was dumbfounded again.
Guan Zong said: "The breath is very heavy, it is near here."
Yu Huang became nervous all of a sudden, he sat up straight, and looked around from the corner of his eye.
Most of the Shaxian snacks are people who work and go to school nearby. One person ordered a set meal or noodles, and ate while chatting.The store is not big, and at a glance, except for the kitchen, it can be seen clean. Two male students sat under the air conditioner chatting lol, and three migrant workers on the opposite side were cursing whether their boss had a baby. The proprietress sitting behind the counter I have been sneaking glances at Guan Zong, my eyes are full of spring water...
No matter how you look at it, it doesn't seem like a place where Qiongqi can hide. Yu Huang was afraid of scaring the snake, so he asked in a low voice: "Do you know where he is hiding?"
"I don't know." Guan Zong finished eating the noodles, took a sip of the soup, put down his chopsticks, and called the proprietress to pay the bill. Seeing this, Yu Huang hurriedly finished the rest of the rice, grabbed Guan Zong's hand with one paw, and pointed The proprietress said very loudly: "Dad! Let's go!"
Guan Zong: "..."
Boss lady: "..."
The customer in the store: "This man has such a big child at such a young age. He was born in his teens, right?"
"Yeah, I can't see that this father became so early."
"He's so old at such a young age, it's a pity that I don't know what my daughter-in-law looks like and how old is she..."
Guan Zong lowered his head and pulled Yu Huang out of the store all the way. Yu Huang laughed and said, "Just kidding, don't mind."
Guan Zong kicked Yu Huang, almost kicking Yu Huang to the ground, Yu Huang stabilized his body, and suddenly found a huge mark on the ground, "Guan Zong!" Yu Huang howled, "Look! here!"
The imprint was about three times the size of a human footprint, but it didn't look like the footprints of ordinary animals, but rather the imprint of a template knocked upside down on the ground.
"It's a sign of Qiongqi." Guan Zong said.
"What does this mark mean? Will he piss like a dog to prove that this is his chassis?"
"Do you know?"
"Of course I won't!"
"Then why do you think he will?"
"I'm not him, how do I know if he will..."
Guan Zong: "..." He lost.
Guan Zong squatted down and touched the place where Qiongqi left the mark. The soil was sticky. He twirled a handful and rubbed it on his fingertips. Yu Huang said with a constipated expression: "If it is really Did you pee...?"
Guan Zong frowned: "Can't you just stop talking?!"
Yu Huang: "I'm just worried that you accidentally touched the urine..."
Guan Zong: "..."
Yu Huang: "Okay, I'll shut up."
Not long after, Yu Huang couldn't hold back anymore. He struggled to look at Guan Zong who was still squatting on the spot studying the marks, his expression was very bad, and finally he couldn't help pulling Guan Zong's clothes. Turning around, he asked, "What's wrong?"
Yu Huang faltered a few times and said, "I want to go to the toilet."
Guan Zong said with a gloomy face, "Go."
Yu Huang immediately cheered and ran towards KFC as if he had been liberated.
Guan Zong stopped him: "Why are you going?"
Yu Huang took it for granted: "Go to the toilet."
Guan Zong: "..." Why is a pheasant who just came down the mountain into the city more familiar than him in the human world? ? ?
There are quite a few people in KFC at this point, there is a long queue at the door of the women's toilet, and there is no one in the men's toilet.Yu Huang got into the men's toilet through the blocked intersection, and just as he unbuttoned his pants, he saw a shadow reflected on the tiles, and the urge to urinate disappeared immediately.
The shadow was huge, almost covering the entire wall, and the huge shadow was shrinking little by little, gradually overlapping with Yu Huang's shadow cast on the wall by the light.
The next moment, a bare arm stretched out from Yu Huang's back and touched the wall. Yu Huang turned his head in a daze, and followed the arm to look at the owner of the arm.
The dark-skinned young man grinned at Yu Huang, grinned his white teeth, and said with a smile, "hi~"
Yu Huang: "..."
Afterwards, his other hand was placed on Yu Huang's other side with lightning speed, firmly enclosing the bewildered Yu Huang within his sphere of influence.
So, Yu Huang, who has lived for so long, was beaten by the wall for the first time... and it was double-sided...
This kick woke Yu Huang straight away, he got up in a daze, and when he went out, he called Xiao Zhen a few times, but no one answered, he ran over and opened the door with difficulty.
"Hi, your courier is in trouble—" The smile on the face of the SF express brother froze instantly when he saw a pheasant open the door. Yu Huang looked up at the courier brother with a pair of bright eyes , the eyes are full of sincerity.
"—Sign for receipt." The courier brother struggled to finish the second half of the sentence, and looked behind Yu Huang. He didn't see anyone coming, and he was even more frightened. You said that it is not unusual for cats and dogs to open the door. How did the chicken open the door? ? ?
"Ah, here I am, I was having diarrhea just now, I'm sorry!" Xiaozhen trotted all the way out of the bathroom, and stretched out his hand to the courier brother.
The courier brother saw that Xiaozhen was so big, and asked, "Little friend, where is your adult?"
"Master is sleeping." Xiao Zhen said, "You just need to give it to me, I have already received a lot of couriers!"
Seeing Xiaozhen's innocent and cute look, the courier boy squatted down and patted Xiaozhen's head, and said, "Good boy, brother will play tricks with you some other day, can you call your adults out?"
Xiao Zhen jumped up and snatched the courier and the pen together, signed Guan Zong's name on the recipient, and neatly tore off the courier slip, stuffed it into SF's arms, and pushed him out by the way The door of the house "take it, don't give it away!" The door was closed with a bang.
Brother Shunfeng was holding the courier form in his hand in a daze, and the handwriting on it was fluent, not like a three or four-year-old child could write, and... he was not dazzled just now, right? ?The pheasant waved its wings at him. Does that mean waving?Do you mean waving?
The SF Express brother who came to work on the first day had a good review of the first career lesson taught to him by the master chef - there are all kinds of customers who receive and send express delivery.
Xiao Zhen carried the courier into the house and tore open the package with a knife. Yu Huang stepped on the back of the sofa and watched curiously, asking, "What did you buy?"
"I don't know." Xiaozhen was also very curious. After he tore open the package, he found that there were several pieces of clothes that were completely intact from the inside to the outside. After shaking them open, Xiaozhen said disappointedly, "It's not my size. ..."
Yu Huang blinked, and Guan Zongchi, who was woken up by them, leaned on the door frame with one hand on his bare upper body, and yawned lazily, "I bought it for you."
So Yu Huang's expression went from "..." to "????" to "!!!!", and it exploded in an instant. He flew around excitedly, and finally flew into Guan Zong's arms. The naked upper body left tufts of chicken feathers.
Guan Zong said: "Try it, if it doesn't fit, you have to return it."
Yu Huang nodded excitedly, and directly transformed into a human in Guan Zong's arms.
Guan Zong: "..."
The naked boy's greasy skin clung to Guan Zong's body, and the long hair hanging down to his butt swept Guan Zongchen's lower body. Guan Zong took a step back and closed the door.
Yu Huang: "?"
Xiao Zhen said jealously: "Hmph, Master also bought clothes for me, what are you showing off!"
Yu Huang turned around and put the clothes on his body one by one, and they all fit well. Not long after he put them on, Guan Zong also got dressed and came out of the room. Guan Zong saw that his outfit was good, and asked, "How is it?" ?”
Yu Huang said: "It's suitable! It's just that the underwear is a bit tight."
Guan Zong: "I overestimated you."
Yu Huang: "?"
Guan Zong said, "Have breakfast first, and I'll take you to get your hair cut."
After eating soybean milk and fried dough sticks at the breakfast shop downstairs, Guan Zong took Yu Huang to cut his hair.Yu Huang saw that his long hair was being cut short little by little, and felt very distressed. It felt as shameful as if his chicken feathers had been shaved off, but he was very satisfied with the final cut effect. Looking in the mirror Wearing a blue short down jacket, denim trousers and Martin boots as a refreshing young man, Yu Huang is content and full of hope that a new life is about to begin!
After doing all this, Guan Zong took Yu Huang to the old North Railway Station. Although the news of the haunting was spread on the Internet, there were not fewer people, but more people. Several young people were hanging around their necks. A DSLR stood around there waiting to take pictures, looking eager to try and gear up. The only nearby Starbucks store was crowded with people, staring out with bright eyes.
The corner of Yu Huang's mouth twitched, and said: "It's really changing with each passing day. In the past, the common people knew that haunted houses were closed early in the morning, but now they are rushing to get there. They are really not afraid of ghosts."
An old man next to him suddenly interjected and said, "Yes, children nowadays feel excited when mentioning ghosts and ghosts, and those ghosts and monsters like to eat this kind of innocent little guy with no distracting thoughts and tender meat. "
Yu Huang: "..."
The old man's eyes fell on Guan Zong, he smiled and said, "Young man, don't you think so?"
Guan Zong said, "Yes."
Yu Huang: "..." Why does he always feel that there is something in his words? !
Satisfied with the affirmation, the old man walked away tremblingly on crutches.
Before the high-speed rail reached City A, the Old North Railway Station was an important urban transportation hub. Although it was in the suburbs, the surrounding area was very bustling with traffic.Later, with the development of the economy and the expansion of urban construction, the government decided to build a new station as soon as the high-speed rail was opened again. The old North Railway Station was demolished and converted into a vegetable market.
It is said to be a vegetable market, but it is actually a small street that specializes in melons, fruits, fresh products, and daily groceries. The road is very narrow, about enough for two people to walk side by side. Across the road is a large chain supermarket in the city. The place where it appeared was near the supermarket.
Last night they downloaded a lot of pictures about Qiongqi on Weibo. Yu Huang asked them one by one on the street. The younger ones chatted excitedly about the incident with him, and the middle-aged ones all took some scientific pictures. To explain it theoretically, what is a mirage, what is a poisonous gas that can cause hallucinations, I ran into a few middle school chemistry teachers by chance, and they were arguing about the possible chemical components in the gas, and I wanted to fight.The older ones were afraid of offending something unclean, so they simply kept silent and ran away.
In short, I have been busy all morning without any gains.
Lunch was settled at the Shaxian snack shop that opened at the entrance of the supermarket. Yu Huang said while picking up the meal, "Has it gone already? Is what that Yipo said reliable? What I am most afraid of is that Qiongqi is actually He is diverting our attention, what if he wants to use that soul to deceive us, and make such a small incident to deceive us away, so that he can go to another place conveniently?"
"So?" Guan Zong asked without raising his head.
Yu Huang was dumbfounded.
yeah, so what?Could it be possible to go back and torture that clay figurine to force it to tell the truth?But who can tell whether that one is telling the truth or lying!Now I can only check a little bit, and don't let go of any clues.
Guan Zong said, "It's still here."
Yu Huang was dumbfounded again.
Guan Zong said: "The breath is very heavy, it is near here."
Yu Huang became nervous all of a sudden, he sat up straight, and looked around from the corner of his eye.
Most of the Shaxian snacks are people who work and go to school nearby. One person ordered a set meal or noodles, and ate while chatting.The store is not big, and at a glance, except for the kitchen, it can be seen clean. Two male students sat under the air conditioner chatting lol, and three migrant workers on the opposite side were cursing whether their boss had a baby. The proprietress sitting behind the counter I have been sneaking glances at Guan Zong, my eyes are full of spring water...
No matter how you look at it, it doesn't seem like a place where Qiongqi can hide. Yu Huang was afraid of scaring the snake, so he asked in a low voice: "Do you know where he is hiding?"
"I don't know." Guan Zong finished eating the noodles, took a sip of the soup, put down his chopsticks, and called the proprietress to pay the bill. Seeing this, Yu Huang hurriedly finished the rest of the rice, grabbed Guan Zong's hand with one paw, and pointed The proprietress said very loudly: "Dad! Let's go!"
Guan Zong: "..."
Boss lady: "..."
The customer in the store: "This man has such a big child at such a young age. He was born in his teens, right?"
"Yeah, I can't see that this father became so early."
"He's so old at such a young age, it's a pity that I don't know what my daughter-in-law looks like and how old is she..."
Guan Zong lowered his head and pulled Yu Huang out of the store all the way. Yu Huang laughed and said, "Just kidding, don't mind."
Guan Zong kicked Yu Huang, almost kicking Yu Huang to the ground, Yu Huang stabilized his body, and suddenly found a huge mark on the ground, "Guan Zong!" Yu Huang howled, "Look! here!"
The imprint was about three times the size of a human footprint, but it didn't look like the footprints of ordinary animals, but rather the imprint of a template knocked upside down on the ground.
"It's a sign of Qiongqi." Guan Zong said.
"What does this mark mean? Will he piss like a dog to prove that this is his chassis?"
"Do you know?"
"Of course I won't!"
"Then why do you think he will?"
"I'm not him, how do I know if he will..."
Guan Zong: "..." He lost.
Guan Zong squatted down and touched the place where Qiongqi left the mark. The soil was sticky. He twirled a handful and rubbed it on his fingertips. Yu Huang said with a constipated expression: "If it is really Did you pee...?"
Guan Zong frowned: "Can't you just stop talking?!"
Yu Huang: "I'm just worried that you accidentally touched the urine..."
Guan Zong: "..."
Yu Huang: "Okay, I'll shut up."
Not long after, Yu Huang couldn't hold back anymore. He struggled to look at Guan Zong who was still squatting on the spot studying the marks, his expression was very bad, and finally he couldn't help pulling Guan Zong's clothes. Turning around, he asked, "What's wrong?"
Yu Huang faltered a few times and said, "I want to go to the toilet."
Guan Zong said with a gloomy face, "Go."
Yu Huang immediately cheered and ran towards KFC as if he had been liberated.
Guan Zong stopped him: "Why are you going?"
Yu Huang took it for granted: "Go to the toilet."
Guan Zong: "..." Why is a pheasant who just came down the mountain into the city more familiar than him in the human world? ? ?
There are quite a few people in KFC at this point, there is a long queue at the door of the women's toilet, and there is no one in the men's toilet.Yu Huang got into the men's toilet through the blocked intersection, and just as he unbuttoned his pants, he saw a shadow reflected on the tiles, and the urge to urinate disappeared immediately.
The shadow was huge, almost covering the entire wall, and the huge shadow was shrinking little by little, gradually overlapping with Yu Huang's shadow cast on the wall by the light.
The next moment, a bare arm stretched out from Yu Huang's back and touched the wall. Yu Huang turned his head in a daze, and followed the arm to look at the owner of the arm.
The dark-skinned young man grinned at Yu Huang, grinned his white teeth, and said with a smile, "hi~"
Yu Huang: "..."
Afterwards, his other hand was placed on Yu Huang's other side with lightning speed, firmly enclosing the bewildered Yu Huang within his sphere of influence.
So, Yu Huang, who has lived for so long, was beaten by the wall for the first time... and it was double-sided...
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