There are always people who want to eat me

Guan Zong opened the door and saw that it was Huang Fan, and then closed the door. Huang Fan was taken aback, and then began to smash the door, shouting: "Guan Zong, you are so unkind, the visitor is a guest, how can you turn away the guest? It doesn't conform to the rules of the Tao, you will be complained if you do this—"

An angry voice from the old lady came from upstairs: "Stop yelling, are you annoying?!"

Huang Fan lowered his voice a little, but he was still knocking on the door persistently, but Guan Zongli ignored him, and dialed the number after recognizing the number in the phone book.

The phone was connected after waiting for a while, and there was a still sleepy voice over there: "Hello... hello, who is it...?"

The dying voice made Yu Huang goosebumps all over his body. He put his ear close to hear who Guan Zong was calling on the phone at this juncture.

"Luo Luo." Guan Zong said, "Let's meet tonight, I have something to do."

"Ah." There was a yell over there, and he regained consciousness a lot, "My father died a long time ago, you are Mr. Guan, right?"

Guan Zong frowned, counting the days, it was time for Luo Luo's Yangshou to arrive after so many years, "I am, what do you call me?"

"Luo Ping." The other side reported his name and said, "When and where do you want to meet Mr. Guan?"

"Six o'clock, Little Sheep on Chengbei Road."

"Okay! Be there on time!"

After hanging up the phone, Yu Huang asked curiously: "Who are you calling? Why are you so excited when you hear it?"

"Traveling."

Yu Huang's eyes widened, "You want to call back the soul?"

"Yes." Guan Zong nodded, "Other than that, there is no other way."

The Luo family has been doing errands for generations, and it has been passed down from the ancestors for thousands of years. The errands are different from ordinary witches who understand ghosts and gods. Witches are practitioners. The sorcerer, who is on a errand, is the underworld errand who is sent to work in the human world. The body is a ghost, but it enjoys a human lifespan. Once the lifespan is exhausted, it has to return to the underworld.

However, as far as he knew, these errands were all good at pretending, and they didn't use their skills easily. They had to be urged repeatedly by others before they would pretend to move their fingers. How could they be so warm with Guan Zong?

Even if Guan Zong has a strong friendship with the Luo family, judging from their reactions, Luo Ping doesn't know Guan Zong, and Guan Zong doesn't know Luo Ping either. Could it be that Luo Ping is still a strange thing in this errand? ? ?

When they arrived at Little Sheep, Luo Ping had already arrived, sitting outside the store with his head down and playing with his mobile phone.

Luo Ping looked young, only fourteen or fifteen years old, wearing denim, a big skull tattooed on the left chest and back of the jacket, wearing a hat at a slant, with a few strands of silver in his hair, he was lost. The young man, it would not be surprising to take out a watermelon knife from under the stool to chop someone the next moment, and the surroundings sat far away from him.

When Luo Ping saw Guan Zong, he smiled shyly and said, "Mr. Guan, I have been waiting for your call."

"Oh." Guan Zong took the lead and walked in.

The waiter asked, "Sir, are there three?"

"Three, find a corner position."

The waiter took them to the innermost corner, the air conditioner was humming overhead, and the heat from the hot pot made the air a little fuzzy.

Guan Zong took off his coat, revealing his thin figure, and Luo Ping also took off his coat, inside was a long-sleeved T-shirt with a skull painted on it.

Yu Huang: "..."

Is this work clothes?

Luo Ping looked at Yu Huang and asked, "Is this the one who wants to call back souls? We have a new package here. The three services of calling back souls, consulting and exorcising evil spirits only cost [-]. You can enjoy a □□ discount for the first use. Clearance, buy [-] get [-] free, soul-calling flag, soul-calling needle, soul-calling stick, and soul-calling scorpion, you can’t find a more complete one in the whole city A than here. Buy enough [-] to get an exorcism bell, and you don’t need to buy it to hang it in the car Insurance!"

Yu Huang: "..."

Yu Huang asked: "Nine ninety-eight is nine hundred ninety-eight?"

"No." Luo Ping smiled, "Ninety-nine thousand and eight."

Yu Huang: "... so expensive? Isn't your money too easy to make? Guan Zong only earns a little over [-] a month! You only earn so much by dancing and dancing? Are you discriminated against by profession?"

Guan Zong whose salary was exposed: "..."

"Who let the Star Divination Society swallow a big head? They enjoy good treatment and benefits. The salary is low but it is guaranteed. Unlike us sleeping in the open with three meals a day, we have to guard against the police coming to stay. I was not careful last time. He fell down on the side of the road after drinking too much, and fell asleep in the police station as soon as he woke up. They confiscated everything worth hundreds of thousands of dollars on him! Hundreds of thousands—”

Yu Huang looked terrified: "...the police are really black-hearted."

Luo Ping sighed: "Who says it's not."

Guan Zong: "I want three plates of mutton rolls, three plates of fat beef, enoki mushrooms, oyster mushrooms, potato slices, crab sticks, frozen tofu, duck blood, peeing beef balls, and cabbage. Order these first."

The waiter who was waiting to order: "...OK."

Her heart was completely broken. This group of three people looked like they belonged to three worlds. How did they get together?Why can't I understand a word they said? !

After the waiter retreated, Luo Ping looked at Guan Zong with a smile on his face, and asked, "What's the matter? Mr. Guan, just tell me what's going on. My father told me everything before he died."

"Can the soul from ten years ago still be recruited?"

"Ten years ago, it was a bit difficult—" Luo Ping hesitated, his eyes hinting at Guan Zong.

Guan Zong looked at Luo Ping with a gloomy face, and Luo Ping immediately sat up straight, stopped making a fuss, and said simply and neatly: "One hundred milliliters."

Guan Zong: "..."

Guan Zong sneered: "You bargain harder than your father, let's make a deal."

Luo Ping's eyes widened all of a sudden, "Really???"

"Yeah." Guan Zong nodded.

Yu Huang blinked: "What one hundred milliliters?"

"It's Guan Zong's—" Luo Ping said excitedly, but Guan Zong interrupted him, saying, "It's nothing."

again!yes!this!Sample!Yu Huang scratched the wall, Guan Zong wanted to force him to death! ! !

The dishes came out quickly, and after eating, Guan Zong took out a bus card from his pocket and handed it to Yu Huang: "You go home first, I'll go to summon the soul with Luo Ping."

Yu Huang: "?"

He felt that Guan Zong was hiding something from him, "Why didn't you take me with you?"

"The summoning of the soul is very unstable and will attract many ghosts. Are you sure you want to go with us?" Guan Zong asked.

Yu Huang immediately died down, and he shrank his neck lazily. This understatement was too graphic, and he felt that he was surrounded by a group of demons and ghosts, and everyone around them was discussing how to eat him.

Cowardly chicken Yu Huang decided to follow the orders of Grand Master Guan Zong and go home!

After eating a mouthful of oil from the hot pot, Yu Huang went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and the urge to urinate welled up. Yu Huang unzipped his trousers, and before he could take out the bird, he felt a shadow covering behind him, and that huge shadow gradually shrank Turned into a ball, just happened to cover him.

An arm stretched out from behind him, and it slapped against the wall, trapping Yu Huang in the middle.

History is always surprisingly similar... Why does he feel like he has seen this picture before?

Yu Huang turned his head stiffly, Heipi Qiongqi grinned his white teeth, and said with a smile, "Hi, we meet again."

Yu Huang: "..." Brother Qiongqi, can't you change your posture and change your lines? !

As soon as he saw Qiongqi, he knew something was wrong, Yu Huang said, "What do you want to do this time?"

"Why don't you want to?" Qiongqi said, "I just want to ask you for a little favor."

Yu Huang: "...Oh."

Qiongqi blinked slyly: "Are you afraid of Tianfa?"

Yu Huang: "!!!"

Just these four words can make Yu Huang shake off all the chicken feathers. You ask him if he is afraid?

"Emperor Tianfa is in City A, looking for you." Qiongqi said with a smile, "He knows all about you running out of the mountains, if he finds out, what do you think will happen to you?"

"I don't guess." Yu Huang said, "I guess he came to look for you."

Qiongqi's smile froze on his face.

Yu Huang said: "You met him last night, I can already smell the breath of Tianfa Dadi on you." He pushed away Qiongqi's arm that was confining him, and pushed his long sleeve, which was only a thin layer, When he got up, his arm was covered with burns, and the bloodshot scars were hideous and terrifying. .

Qiongqi's smile disappeared completely, and he withdrew his hand coldly: "You are not stupid, even if he came for me this time, you can't run away."

"It's a big deal and I'll be sent back." Yu Huang said indifferently, "It's pretty good there." It's just a little lonely after being isolated from the world for thousands of years and even the neighbors have disappeared.

"I'm afraid it's not just about sending you back this time." Qiongqi said, "You know the character of Tianfa Dadi better than I do. If he knows that you escaped and caught you, it's not as simple as sending you back. Even a pheasant can't do it, maybe it will turn into a grasshopper."

Yu Huang: "..."

He gritted his teeth and said, "You talk a lot, why are you so annoying?!"

"I can help you escape the Heavenly Law Emperor." Qiongqi said, "I just want you to do me a favor, a very simple little favor."

***

Guan Zong took Luo Ping to Jingfang Garden, where Grandpa Liu Yiqi's house happened to be vacant.He tried to find a way to open the window and enter through the outer window, and stole an old thing from his grandfather.

Luo Ping hugged the clothes and touched them, and looked at Guan Zong with admiration in his eyes: "My father said that Mr. Guan has a genius who has gone to heaven and earth, but I didn't expect it to be so powerful. If you can get it, you can get it."

Guan Zong said blankly, "I'll take it as you are praising me."

Luo Ping was not afraid of death and said, "Then just laugh."

Guan Zong grinned without a smile, and Luo Ping was so scared that his soul was about to fly away. He hurriedly raised his hand to block Guan Zong's sight: "Don't laugh, it will affect my summoning the soul!"

They found a secluded and open place in the community. Luo Ping looked at the moonlight above his head, put a bucket in the center, and placed three sticks of incense on the stone bench. Dropping two bells, he walked around the fence and beat the drum three times.

A gloomy wind blew past, and the bleak moonlight hit Guan Zong's face, making his expression a little distorted, and his skin was a deathly blue-gray.

Butou lay quietly under the moonlight, and after spinning twice, he became silent again.

Luo Ping who failed: "..."

Guan Zong looked at Luo Ping suspiciously, the hairs on Luo Ping's back stood up, feeling that he would be swallowed by Guan Zong in the next moment, he immediately said: "You are here, how dare those ghosts come out?"

Guan Zong thought for a while, and felt that Luo Ping's words were reasonable, so he lit a cigarette and walked away.