There are always people who want to eat me

December 2015, 12, Christmas.

The classic jingle bells are sung in the streets and alleys, and the Chinese and English bilingual versions are played in a loop. It seems that there is really Santa Claus flying by in a sleigh overhead, and snowflakes are scattered all over the ground.

When the phone rang persistently for the third time, Guan Zong finally answered the phone helplessly. The boss was reluctant, like an older unmarried young man who was forced to go on a blind date, and said in a calm voice: "Hello?"

There was an old voice on the phone, "Xiao Zong, Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas, Grandpa Shen." Guan Zong walked along the deserted path, marking the place where there was a ghost atmosphere.

"I know everything about you."

Guan Zong saw that the other party had figured out his own character, so he said the matter straight to the point, so he didn't go around doing Tai Chi with him: "Thank you, Grandpa Shen, for interceding for me this time."

"Demotion is not a trivial matter." After saying this, the people on both ends of the phone did not speak, and there was no response. Shen Jizhi seemed to feel that what he said was too serious, so he slowed down his tone and tried to use a more gentle tone. Said: "Xiao Zong, go to this year's Christmas annual meeting."

Guan Zong: "..."

Shen Jizhi thought that Guan Zong didn't hear clearly, and wanted to repeat it again, but he heard Guan Zong's compromised response: "Okay."

Shen Jizhi's thoughts are clear to Guan Zong. They cannot be the expectations of the older generation for the younger generation. Work hard and make more friends.

Christmas is now an international holiday, and it is celebrated everywhere. In order to keep up with the fashion, the Star Divination Club schedules its annual meeting on Christmas Day. At that time, the exorcists who are scattered in various cities to do tasks will try their best to come back , the whole family gathered together to summarize this year, look forward to the coming year, do a good job report at the end of the year, and evaluate the best.

In previous years, Guan Zong didn't take part in the year-end gatherings at Christmas. In other words, Guan Zong never had any festivals. All festivals were just an ordinary day for him, even the New Year.In the past ten years since he joined the Star Divination Club, in the first few years he would make up a few excuses not to go to the party, but later he didn't bother to make up a few excuses. The leader also knew his temper and never forced him to attend, and the invitation to the annual meeting was sent to him Here, whether to go or not depends entirely on Guan Zong's happiness.

But this year is different, Guan Zong accepted the order and must go.

Xingbushe bought a whole building on the outskirts of City A, close to the urban area. The style is old-fashioned, with blue-gray walls, and it looks like a bucket with paint peeling off at first glance.There is also a huge LED screen hanging on the building, which often advertises the company intermittently. A group of more than 30 college students were recruited to practice in it a few years ago.

The party was held in the exhibition hall on the first floor. The room was full of feasting lights and people everywhere.

"Brother Guan." As soon as he entered, someone greeted him. Guan Zong nodded at that person, remembering Shen Jizhi's advice, and forced a smile on his lips. The person who greeted Guan Zong panicked, thinking about Guan Zong's words The deep meaning in the smile.

Did he do something wrong? ?He just said two words!Or when did he offend Guan Zong before?Ahhhhhhhh what does this smile mean? Brother Guan, I was wrong, can you tell me clearly, no matter what the problem is, I will definitely change it! !

Tang Kate stood in front of Guan Zong cheaply, raised her newly painted eyebrows, and said, "Brother Guan, why didn't you say hello to my younger brother when you came?"

"Oh." Guan Zong said, "Hello."

Tang Kai: "..."

The smile on his face froze, Tang Kai saw that Guan Zong avoided him and wanted to leave, and took another step to the side, "Brother Guan is still handsome dressed like this today, where did you buy this from a stall? Let Guan Ge look like a famous brand. It stands to reason that the Guan family has such a large inheritance, Guan Ge should not be in such a state."

"Under the overpass, the clearance price is 99." Guan Zong replied casually, "You're blocking my way."

Tang Kai: "..."

The people around were watching, Tang Kai got out of the way with a dark face, after thinking about it, he felt unwilling, and chased after him with small steps, "Brother Guan is going back now?"

"Just came." Guan Zong put his hands in his pockets and strode in. Tang Kai couldn't keep up with Guan Zong's footsteps, and said while walking quickly: "I will present the award later, Brother Guan, please save face." have a look?"

"Say more."

Tang Kai: "..."

An exorcist who knew them both smiled and said, "Xiao Gongju Tang, don't provoke Guan Zong, he is not your Prince Charming."

"Bastard! What nonsense are you talking about?!" Tang Kai bit his lip resentfully, and when he turned his head again, Guan Zong had already gone far away.

Guan Zong found a quiet corner to sit, and calmly looked at the crowd coming and going in front of him, exuding a high-cold aura of "don't get close to strangers", with a big "Get out, don't you all" hang on his face. Come and bother me", he was going to sit here until 10:[-] and leave, and if he sat for [-] minutes, he had listened to Shen Jizhi's words.

The few people around who wanted to get close to Guan Zong were all forced back by his coldness, but everyone was used to it, and they had long been used to Guan Zong's indifference.

Guan Zong's personality has always been relatively cold, he is not close to anyone, as if separated by a layer of veil, he has an expression of "I have nothing to love, why hasn't God sent a car to kill me" all day long.But those who are familiar with Guan Zong know that he is nothing but lazy, not interested in anything.If he looks at you, it means that he is interested in you, but this is not a good thing. Generally, things that interest him will not end well.

Take Tang Kai, who has always considered himself to be Guan Zong's competitor, in the words: "Guan Zong is like a pile of shit."

***

Looking up at the magnificent building in front of him, Yu Huang randomly picked an intern exorcist who looked easy to bully, took his invitation card, and used some tricks to paste it on the photo, successfully sneaking in.

He didn't know where he got the courage to follow an exorcist into a place full of exorcists, and he was still feasting here.

Yu Huang's mouth was full of cake crumbs, when someone slapped his shoulder suddenly, he was shocked, turned around and saw a strange child.

The child looked young, about fourteen or fifteen years old, and looked very cautious, wriggling and rubbing his fingers.The instinct belonging to the pheasant was mobilized, Yu Huang looked at the child vigilantly, looked around from the corner of his eye, and found the running direction.

The kid was thick-headed and thick-headed, and said shyly and honestly: "Hi, I'm an intern exorcist who just came in this year. Considering your age, you are too?"

Yu Huang nodded stupidly: "Yes..." After speaking, he found some confidence, took out the crumpled invitation card stuffed in his pants pocket and handed it to the person, "Look! This is My invitation!"

"Jiang...Wen? Are you Jiang Wen?" The child immediately regained his spirits, "My name is Zhao Youwei! I've heard of you several times!"

"How did you hear about me?!" With his acting skills exploding, Yu Huang started chatting decently with others, with a look of great interest, "Let's go over there, do you want to drink the drinks over there?"

"Okay!" Zhao Youwei and Yu Huang immediately looked like they were good brothers, put their shoulders on each other and went to the rest area in the corner. Yu Huang and him held a glass of coconut juice in one hand and two small Cupcakes, eating and chatting, really like good brothers who have been friends for many years.

Zhao Youwei said: "Jiang Wen, you are very famous. Every time I make a mistake, my parents tell me, don't be like Jiang Wen from Jiang's family. If you don't study hard every day, why not? You want me to study hard. Work hard!"

The corners of Yu Huang's mouth twitched, it turned out that he was famous... He rolled his eyes, took a bite of the cupcake, and said, "My parents also said, don't want me to be like that Zhao Youwei, who has a bad temper. You can't speak yet, you're like a stubborn donkey all day long!"

"What are you talking about?" Zhao Youwei rolled his eyes and became angry.

Yu Huang also stared, it was very funny, "You speak ill of me first!"

"I didn't say anything bad about you." Zhao Youwei said aggrievedly, "This is the truth."

"Then I didn't say anything bad about you." Yu Huang giggled in his heart, "Look, what you said is the truth, and what I said is also the truth. Although this fact makes us both unhappy, it is after all It's a fact, and it's the fact that you said first, and the fact that I said it, you can't blame me for this fact, can you?"

Zhao Youwei was overwhelmed by Yu Huang's "facts" all of a sudden, looked at Yu Huang in a daze, and Yu Huang said again: "Look, you're ignoring me, help me get a cupcake , that's the one, I want blueberries, the ones in the pile on the left."

Before he finished speaking, Yu Huang raised his head and was immediately stunned when he saw the appearance of the man opposite him.

Yu Huang: "..."

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yu Huang screamed, threw his hands, and all the left and right things fell on Guan Zong. Grabbed the paper towel that wiped the cake crumbs on the table and wiped the coconut juice on his face.

Guan Zong: "..."

Yu Huang suddenly yelled: "Help!" He rolled and scrambled forward, tripped over Guan Zong's long legs, and rolled to the ground.

Guan Zong: "..."

Yu Huang: "... = mouth ="

Guan Zong: "What are you doing?"

Yu Huang: "What are you doing?!"

Guan Zong had a headache: "I'll just sit down."

Yu Huang: "Then you don't say hello to me!" Suddenly remembered that he is now a human being, although he is a "monster" who sneaked in, but he is a kind person, ah no, chicken is a good monster, this person It looks scary, but it won't take him away, right?

Guan Zong gritted his teeth: "Is the sofa yours?"

"It's not my family!" Yu Huang's sense of territory began to stir up trouble, "But I came first, I occupied the territory, you should say hello to me, otherwise I have the right to expel you!"

Guan Zong: "..."

Yu Huang: "!" His face was like this!That's it!

Guan Zong: "What the hell are you?"

Yu Huang: "!!!"

Guan Zong: "...don't run away." He picked up Yu Huang's back collar, Guan Zong put his face close to Yu Huang's neck and sniffed carefully, Yu Huang was so frightened that goose bumps all over his body rose His hair stood on end, and his body tremblingly was held in the palm of Guan Zong's hands.

Guan Zong: "Chicken?"

Yu Huang hurriedly shouted: "No!"

Guan Zong frowned: "No?"

Yu Huang desperately shook his head: "No!!"

Guan Zong: "Oh." He muttered something, and slapped Yu Huang on the head, Yu Huang was immediately discouraged, his clothes fell off, and the whole chicken fell on the table with a bang.

Guan Zong sneered: "He said it wasn't a chicken."

Yu Huang was wronged: "I am not an ordinary chicken, I am a pheasant."

Guan Zong: "..."

Yu Huang: "..."

Guan Zong was still talking, when the Qiankun compass in his coat pocket suddenly started to move, Guan Zong's expression became serious, he stood up too violently, the coffee table in front of him was bumped forward by him, and even the coffee table moved forward. Yu Huang on the board also rolled around.

Yu Huang crawled nervously on the coffee table, feeling as if he was being watched closely as a prey.

Yu Huang suddenly screamed, flapping his wings desperately and flew towards the window.